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This test consists of 5 short answer questions, 10 short essay questions, and 1 (of 3) essay topics.

Short Answer Questions

1. Which of the following is not an example of a bad gift?

2. What does Seinfeld say is like a mirage in the desert?

3. What does Seinfeld wonder if there are keys to?

4. Who used to be sacrificed in volcanoes?

5. What does Seinfeld want to have on him when he sees people he knows walking down the street?

Short Essay Questions

1. Why does Seinfeld find ambulance stickers amusing?

2. What does Seinfeld compare dating to?

3. What does Seinfeld find confusing about limos?

4. Why does Seinfeld not like the term rhinoplasty?

5. What does Seinfeld ask the flight attendants before the plane takes off?

6. What does Seinfeld find curious about body odor?

7. Why does Seinfeld think that dating over dinner is a stupid thing to do?

8. Why does Seinfeld want an answering machine on him where ever he goes?

9. Why does Seinfeld think people are uncomfortable when they are naked?

10. How does Seinfeld treat the friends he does not like?

Essay Topics

Write an essay for ONE of the following topics:

Essay Topic 1

What are Seinfeld's views on childhood? Does Seinfeld make any serious points about his upbringing or children's upbringing in general? What kind of childhood did Seinfeld have?

Essay Topic 2

How does Seinfeld express his opinions in the following areas:

1) Politics.

2) Relationships.

3) Upbringing.

Essay Topic 3

Why do the students think Seinfeld would want to write a book about his thoughts? Do the students think the book has any significance beyond light entertainment?

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