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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 6, The Thing is the Thing.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny that people lock up their dirty clothes?
(a) People want to smell them
(b) No one would steal them
(c) No one wants to see them
(d) People want to borrow them

2. What does Seinfeld say he has given often to his doctor?
(a) A semen sample
(b) A blood sample
(c) A urine sample
(d) A hair sample

3. What is Seinfeld uncertain about doing during sex?
(a) Laughing
(b) Yawning
(c) Talking
(d) Coughing

4. What does Seinfeld think men are afraid of?
(a) Feelings
(b) Themselves
(c) Commitment
(d) Sex

5. What makes Seinfeld more nervous than flying?
(a) Driving to the airport
(b) Waiting to take off
(c) Greeting people at the other end
(d) Meeting someone he knows on the plane

Short Answer Questions

1. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny that the police always have to give someone the Miranda?

2. What does Seinfeld think a woman has to like about the man she is dating?

3. What does Seinfeld say allows you a second chance?

4. Who do women carry photographs of?

5. Who does Seinfeld think are the only people who know all the rules to the country?

(see the answer key)

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