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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 6, The Thing is the Thing.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Which of the following is an example of a bad gift?
(a) Beer mats
(b) Shower radio
(c) Porn magazine
(d) Shower cap

2. What does Seinfeld think a man cares about the woman he is dating?
(a) Her sense of fun
(b) Her looks
(c) Her humor
(d) Her clothes

3. What kind of date does Seinfeld think should only last for a few seconds?
(a) An office date
(b) A foreign date
(c) A dinner date
(d) A blind date

4. What does Seinfeld observe men often act like?
(a) Sperm
(b) Snot
(c) Saliva
(d) Testicles

5. Why do limos confuse Seinfeld?
(a) They always go too slowly
(b) They are too long
(c) Their windows are tinted
(d) You never see anyone get in or out

Short Answer Questions

1. What do policemen have to give people before they arrest them?

2. Which of the following is not an example of a bad gift?

3. Why does Seinfeld find ambulance windshield stickers amusing?

4. Who does Seinfeld say stands very high?

5. What item of clothing does Seinfeld think a naked person should wear?

(see the answer key)

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