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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 6, The Thing is the Thing.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say allows you a second chance?
(a) Your best friends
(b) Your parents
(c) Writing a novel
(d) Filming a movie

2. What item of clothing does Seinfeld think a naked person should wear?
(a) A t-shirt
(b) A bag
(c) A tie
(d) A belt

3. What kind of room does Seinfeld think people should meet in before a date?
(a) A drawing room
(b) A dining room
(c) A prison visitation room
(d) An interview room

4. What does Seinfeld think workers should come up with so they don't have to think of different replies?
(a) A code
(b) A handshake
(c) A dance
(d) A look

5. Who does Seinfeld say cannot tell time?
(a) Pharmacists
(b) Psychiatrists
(c) Doctors
(d) Secretaries

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld believe men are like when it comes to sex?

2. Why can't comedians do "to be continued" shows?

3. What does Seinfeld think is the best part of being in a relationship?

4. Who thinks their audience is dumb?

5. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny to get into shape?

(see the answer key)

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