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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 6, The Thing is the Thing.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say there is a large industry of?
(a) Poor beer
(b) Tasteless food
(c) Children's books
(d) Bad gifts

2. What kind of security guards does Seinfeld talk about?
(a) Supermarket security guards
(b) Museum security guards
(c) Bank security guards
(d) Celebrity security guards

3. What does Seinfeld think is the funniest part of a lawyer's job?
(a) Saying your honor
(b) Saying objection
(c) Pretending to whisper to your client
(d) Trying to set free an obvious criminal

4. What does Seinfeld's unemployed friend have to work hard at doing?
(a) Feeling happy
(b) Finding something to do
(c) Keeping his benefits
(d) Waking up in the morning

5. What does Seinfeld hate about going to the doctor's?
(a) The magazines
(b) The reception staff
(c) The syringe
(d) The waiting office

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say he has given often to his doctor?

2. What did Seinfeld's friend just have?

3. Who does Seinfeld say stands very high?

4. Who thinks their audience is dumb?

5. What does Seinfeld think a man cares about the woman he is dating?

(see the answer key)

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