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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 6, The Thing is the Thing.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say a man is buried in when he dies?
(a) His tracksuit
(b) His baseball shirt
(c) His suit
(d) His pajamas

2. Why is Seinfeld always nervous when he drives to the airport?
(a) He may crash
(b) He may have forgotten something
(c) He may miss his flight
(d) He may have to pick up a strange hitchhiker

3. Why do limos confuse Seinfeld?
(a) Their windows are tinted
(b) They always go too slowly
(c) They are too long
(d) You never see anyone get in or out

4. What is male friendship conditional on?
(a) Drinking beer
(b) The ego
(c) Meeting a woman
(d) Watching sport

5. What does Seinfeld say men like to do when watching TV?
(a) Eat chips
(b) Channel surf
(c) Play with themselves
(d) Drink beer

Short Answer Questions

1. What kind of commercials does Seinfeld hate?

2. What does Seinfeld picture when he hears the word nightcap?

3. Why is Seinfeld disappointed when someone answers the phone?

4. What does Seinfeld think has gotten more complicated at the doctors?

5. What should Seinfeld think the IRS should do?

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