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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 6, The Thing is the Thing.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What kind of deodorant does Seinfeld say he does not like?
(a) Deodrant with cologne
(b) Roll on deodrant
(c) All deodrant
(d) Spray deodrant

2. What does Seinfeld say men are bad at buying?
(a) Drink
(b) Food
(c) Clothes
(d) Women

3. What does Seinfeld say he thinks about a lot?
(a) Jail
(b) Marriage
(c) Stealing
(d) Stranger women

4. What does Seinfeld say a woman carries in her wallet?
(a) Letters
(b) Photographs
(c) Coupons
(d) Pens

5. What does Seinfeld say is like a mirage in the desert?
(a) Learner drivers
(b) Handicap parking spaces
(c) Limos
(d) Drinking fountains

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say people lock up in their lockers in the gym?

2. What kind of shows does Seinfeld hate on TV?

3. What does Seinfeld say it says when someone buys you a paperweight?

4. What does Seinfeld believe is the uniform for all men?

5. Who does Seinfeld say stands very high?

(see the answer key)

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