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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 6, The Thing is the Thing.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is Seinfeld still too self-conscious to buy?
(a) Beer
(b) Condoms
(c) Dildos
(d) Hashish

2. What does Seinfeld think is the funniest part of a lawyer's job?
(a) Trying to set free an obvious criminal
(b) Saying your honor
(c) Saying objection
(d) Pretending to whisper to your client

3. Who does Seinfeld think are the only people who know all the rules to the country?
(a) Politicians
(b) Lawyers
(c) Barmen
(d) Police

4. What does Seinfeld picture when he hears the word nightcap?
(a) A hat
(b) Sex
(c) Beer
(d) A gown

5. What does Seinfeld believe does not exist?
(a) Nice people
(b) Dry cleaning
(c) Dishwashers
(d) Aliens

Short Answer Questions

1. What is Seinfeld surprised a woman can be afraid of when she has the courage to wax her legs?

2. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny to get into shape?

3. What does Seinfeld talk about a woman doing to her legs?

4. What does Seinfeld think is the worst thing about television?

5. What does Seinfeld think all men are?

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