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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 6, The Thing is the Thing.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why do limos confuse Seinfeld?
(a) They are too long
(b) Their windows are tinted
(c) They always go too slowly
(d) You never see anyone get in or out

2. Why does Seinfeld not talk to people about his work?
(a) He does not like to show off
(b) People expect him to be funny
(c) It makes people nervous
(d) They want him to buy them drinks

3. What does Seinfeld think is like a job interview?
(a) Stand up
(b) Dating
(c) Sex
(d) Buying a dog

4. What kind of room does Seinfeld think people should meet in before a date?
(a) An interview room
(b) A dining room
(c) A drawing room
(d) A prison visitation room

5. What kind of knives does Seinfeld say TV encouraged him to buy?
(a) Ginsu knives
(b) Quang knives
(c) Jaksu knives
(d) Rotor knives

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld's unemployed friend have to work hard at doing?

2. Why does Seinfeld say it is hard to do favors for people?

3. What does Seinfeld believe is the uniform for all men?

4. What does Seinfeld believe does not exist?

5. What does Seinfeld picture when he hears the word nightcap?

(see the answer key)

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