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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 6, The Thing is the Thing.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say people like to recommend to each other?
(a) Dentists
(b) Lawyers
(c) Doctors
(d) Musicians

2. What does the little man at the terminal tell people how to do?
(a) Put on a life jacket
(b) Make a connecting flight
(c) Board the plane orderly
(d) Use your cell phones safely

3. What does Seinfeld hate about going to the doctor's?
(a) The waiting office
(b) The reception staff
(c) The magazines
(d) The syringe

4. Why do limos confuse Seinfeld?
(a) Their windows are tinted
(b) You never see anyone get in or out
(c) They always go too slowly
(d) They are too long

5. Which of the following is not an example of a bad gift?
(a) Shower radio
(b) Paper weight
(c) Ashtray
(d) Gift certificate

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld hate the clerk doing when he goes shopping?

2. What does Seinfeld believe does not exist?

3. What does Seinfeld think men are afraid of?

4. What is the second section of this chapter called?

5. What kind of surgery does Seinfeld say he has never had?

(see the answer key)

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