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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 6, The Thing is the Thing.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think it is unnatural for people to do?
(a) Cycle
(b) Swim
(c) Fly
(d) Drive

2. Why does Seinfeld say it is hard to do favors for people?
(a) It is boring
(b) No one appreciates them
(c) It is too time consuming
(d) No one wants you to do them a favor

3. What job does Seinfeld think is the toughest?
(a) Stand up
(b) Construction work
(c) Unemployment
(d) Food tasting

4. What does Seinfeld think it is fun to do when you are a policeman?
(a) Handcuffing people
(b) Giving people tickets
(c) Interviewing people
(d) Telling people what to do

5. Why does Seinfeld find ambulance windshield stickers amusing?
(a) They shine in the dark
(b) They confuse drivers
(c) They are written backwards
(d) They are misspelled

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say it says when someone buys you a paperweight?

2. What is Seinfeld uncertain about doing during sex?

3. Why does Seinfeld think the ambulance stickers are dangerous?

4. What kind of deodorant does Seinfeld say he does not like?

5. Who does Seinfeld think it would be uncomfortable saying hello to everyday?

(see the answer key)

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