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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 6, The Thing is the Thing.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think a man cares about the woman he is dating?
(a) Her humor
(b) Her clothes
(c) Her looks
(d) Her sense of fun

2. What does Seinfeld think a museum security cannot stop someone from doing?
(a) Stealing
(b) Talking loudly
(c) Staying the night
(d) Not paying

3. What does Seinfeld say seems to have very active social lives?
(a) Writers
(b) Comedians
(c) Ventriloquist dummies
(d) Super heroes

4. What does Seinfeld picture when he hears the word nightcap?
(a) A gown
(b) Beer
(c) A hat
(d) Sex

5. What are men interested in doing to their hair?
(a) Shaving it
(b) Removing it
(c) Growing it
(d) Transplanting it

Short Answer Questions

1. What makes Seinfeld more nervous than flying?

2. What does Seinfeld say that talk show hosts never seem to know?

3. What is the title of the second section?

4. What does Seinfeld wonder if there are keys to?

5. What does Seinfeld say is the downside of receiving a message on your answering machine?

(see the answer key)

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