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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 6, The Thing is the Thing.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where does Seinfeld think it is stupid to take your date?
(a) To dinner
(b) To the movies
(c) To a park
(d) To a zoo

2. What does Seinfeld believe women are like when it comes to sex?
(a) Fire
(b) Smoke
(c) Ice
(d) Water

3. Which of the following cars does Seinfeld talk about in this chapter?
(a) Station wagon
(b) Compact car
(c) Land Rovers
(d) Mercedes

4. What animal does Seinfeld say has spent most of its life outdoor?
(a) Pigs
(b) Humans
(c) Sheep
(d) Cows

5. What does Seinfeld say he has given often to his doctor?
(a) A semen sample
(b) A urine sample
(c) A blood sample
(d) A hair sample

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think is like a job interview?

2. What does Seinfeld think is the best part of being in a relationship?

3. What does Seinfeld say he likes about his life?

4. What word does Seinfeld find funny?

5. What does Seinfeld observe men often act like?

(see the answer key)

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