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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 6, The Thing is the Thing.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say men are bad at buying?
(a) Clothes
(b) Women
(c) Food
(d) Drink

2. What does Seinfeld think is the worst thing about television?
(a) It is too nostalgic
(b) It makes him want to do nothing
(c) The shows are pointless
(d) People are doing better than he is

3. What of the following does Seinfeld list as a small thing on a plane?
(a) Seats
(b) Delays
(c) Food
(d) TV screen

4. What does the little man at the terminal tell people how to do?
(a) Make a connecting flight
(b) Use your cell phones safely
(c) Board the plane orderly
(d) Put on a life jacket

5. What does Seinfeld say people lock up in their lockers in the gym?
(a) Their keys
(b) Their wallets
(c) Their steroids
(d) Their dirty clothes

Short Answer Questions

1. What do driving schools remove from your driving license?

2. What kind of deodorant does Seinfeld say he does not like?

3. Who does Seinfeld ask to get their priorities straight on the plane?

4. Why did Seinfeld not call the police when someone robbed his house?

5. Which of the following cars does Seinfeld talk about in this chapter?

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