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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 6, The Thing is the Thing.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What kind of stores does Seinfeld think are overpriced?
(a) Hotel stores
(b) Airport stores
(c) Theme park stores
(d) Diamond stores

2. Why does Seinfeld think naked people are uncomfortable?
(a) They think they are ugly
(b) They never know where to look
(c) They are cold
(d) They have no clothes to fiddle with

3. What does Seinfeld say ruins leather jackets?
(a) Rain
(b) The snow
(c) Beer stains
(d) Food stains

4. What kind of knives does Seinfeld say TV encouraged him to buy?
(a) Rotor knives
(b) Quang knives
(c) Ginsu knives
(d) Jaksu knives

5. Why does Seinfeld think the ambulance stickers are dangerous?
(a) A driver gets nervous when he reads it
(b) A driver immediately stops when he reads it
(c) A driver never looks into his mirror to read it
(d) A driver could get in an accident reading it

Short Answer Questions

1. What item of clothing does Seinfeld think a naked person should wear?

2. Why does Seinfeld not want his questions about Superman answered?

3. What does Seinfeld think it is unnatural for people to do?

4. What are men interested in doing to their hair?

5. What kind of shows does Seinfeld hate on TV?

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