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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 6, The Thing is the Thing.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think a museum security cannot stop someone from doing?
(a) Not paying
(b) Staying the night
(c) Talking loudly
(d) Stealing

2. What do driving schools remove from your driving license?
(a) Tickets
(b) Photgraphs
(c) Names
(d) Dates of birth

3. What does Seinfeld think it is unnatural for people to do?
(a) Fly
(b) Drive
(c) Cycle
(d) Swim

4. Why does Seinfeld hate "to be continued" shows?
(a) It is always a disappointment
(b) You have to wait for a good ending
(c) He feels like he has wasted his time
(d) He can never bother to watch the second part

5. Who does Seinfeld ask to get their priorities straight on the plane?
(a) The drunk passengers
(b) The pilot
(c) The noisy children
(d) The flight attendants

Short Answer Questions

1. What kind of deodorant does Seinfeld say he does not like?

2. What does Seinfeld say he thinks about a lot?

3. Why is Seinfeld always nervous when he drives to the airport?

4. What does Seinfeld say is the one thing that is appealing about smoking?

5. What does Seinfeld think is the worst thing about television?

(see the answer key)

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