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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 6, The Thing is the Thing.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What are men interested in doing to their hair?
(a) Growing it
(b) Transplanting it
(c) Shaving it
(d) Removing it

2. What does Seinfeld not find appealing?
(a) Drugs
(b) Pornography
(c) Drinking
(d) Smoking

3. What kind of commercials does Seinfeld hate?
(a) Macdonald commercials
(b) Public service commercials
(c) Commercials with celebrities
(d) Car commercials

4. What does Seinfeld talk about a woman doing to her legs?
(a) Shaving
(b) Slapping
(c) Tanning
(d) Waxing

5. What does Seinfeld say is the one thing that is appealing about smoking?
(a) Fire
(b) Relaxation
(c) Buying cigarettes
(d) Smoke

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the title of the second section?

2. What does Seinfeld hate the clerk doing when he goes shopping?

3. What does Seinfeld think a flight attendant should never do?

4. What kind of surgery does Seinfeld say he has never had?

5. Who does Seinfeld feel sorry for in the subway?

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