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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 6, The Thing is the Thing.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What kind of security guards does Seinfeld talk about?
(a) Museum security guards
(b) Celebrity security guards
(c) Supermarket security guards
(d) Bank security guards

2. What does Seinfeld not find appealing?
(a) Drugs
(b) Drinking
(c) Smoking
(d) Pornography

3. What does Seinfeld hate the clerk doing when he goes shopping?
(a) Asking him if he is Jerry Seinfeld
(b) Telling him he has made a good choice
(c) Telling him one of his jokes
(d) Verifying his credit card

4. What does Seinfeld say is the one thing that is appealing about smoking?
(a) Fire
(b) Relaxation
(c) Buying cigarettes
(d) Smoke

5. What does Seinfeld think is funny?
(a) Smoking
(b) Exercise
(c) His humor
(d) Drinking

Short Answer Questions

1. Why did Seinfeld not call the police when someone robbed his house?

2. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny that people lock up their dirty clothes?

3. Why does Seinfeld find ambulance windshield stickers amusing?

4. What kind of surgery does Seinfeld say he has never had?

5. Why do limos confuse Seinfeld?

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