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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 6, The Thing is the Thing.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. Who does Seinfeld feel sorry for in the subway?
(a) The cleaner
(b) The ticket seller
(c) The train driver
(d) The token taker
2. What does Seinfeld think a flight attendant should never do?
(a) Wake up a passenger
(b) Snarl
(c) Run with the food cart
(d) Make a joke
3. Who does Seinfeld ask to get their priorities straight on the plane?
(a) The flight attendants
(b) The noisy children
(c) The pilot
(d) The drunk passengers
4. What does Seinfeld wonder if there are keys to?
(a) A helicopter
(b) A fighter jet
(c) A plane
(d) A ferry
5. What does Seinfeld think is funny?
(a) His humor
(b) Exercise
(c) Smoking
(d) Drinking
Short Answer Questions
1. What does Seinfeld think it is unnatural for people to do?
2. What invention does Seinfeld talk about?
3. What does Seinfeld say he is curious about?
4. Which of the following cars does Seinfeld talk about in this chapter?
5. What does Seinfeld talk about a woman doing to her legs?
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