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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 6, The Thing is the Thing.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why did Seinfeld not call the police when someone robbed his house?
(a) The robbers did him favor
(b) He was too busy
(c) He had just stolen some food
(d) There is nothing they could do

2. What does Seinfeld say he is not scared of?
(a) Driving
(b) Running
(c) Flying
(d) Walking

3. What does Seinfeld believe is the uniform for all men?
(a) Pajamas
(b) Suits
(c) Jeans and a t-shirt
(d) Track suits

4. What does Seinfeld talk about a woman doing to her legs?
(a) Slapping
(b) Waxing
(c) Shaving
(d) Tanning

5. Who does Seinfeld ask to get their priorities straight on the plane?
(a) The noisy children
(b) The pilot
(c) The drunk passengers
(d) The flight attendants

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld wonder if there are keys to?

2. What does Seinfeld say he has given often to his doctor?

3. What is the title of the first section of this chapter?

4. Why does Seinfeld think the ambulance stickers are dangerous?

5. What does Seinfeld say he thinks about a lot?

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