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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 6, The Thing is the Thing.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What kind of deodorant does Seinfeld say he does not like?
(a) Roll on deodrant
(b) Deodrant with cologne
(c) All deodrant
(d) Spray deodrant

2. Who does Seinfeld ask to get their priorities straight on the plane?
(a) The noisy children
(b) The pilot
(c) The drunk passengers
(d) The flight attendants

3. What does Seinfeld say he has given often to his doctor?
(a) A hair sample
(b) A semen sample
(c) A urine sample
(d) A blood sample

4. What do driving schools remove from your driving license?
(a) Photgraphs
(b) Tickets
(c) Names
(d) Dates of birth

5. What does Seinfeld say is like a mirage in the desert?
(a) Learner drivers
(b) Drinking fountains
(c) Handicap parking spaces
(d) Limos

Short Answer Questions

1. What kind of commercials does Seinfeld hate?

2. Which of the following cars does Seinfeld talk about in this chapter?

3. What does Seinfeld talk about a woman doing to her legs?

4. What does Seinfeld not find appealing?

5. What kind of tests does Seinfeld say he is competitive in?

(see the answer key)

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