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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 6, The Thing is the Thing.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why can't comedians do "to be continued" shows?
(a) People would be angry
(b) The joke would not make sense
(c) They would have to hire the same place out again
(d) People would not come back

2. Who does Seinfeld ask to get their priorities straight on the plane?
(a) The pilot
(b) The noisy children
(c) The flight attendants
(d) The drunk passengers

3. What does Seinfeld believe does not exist?
(a) Dry cleaning
(b) Dishwashers
(c) Aliens
(d) Nice people

4. What does Seinfeld find scarier than any of the rides at Coney Island?
(a) Falling ill
(b) A serious relationship
(c) The train ride there
(d) His parents arguing

5. What kind of surgery does Seinfeld say he has never had?
(a) Plastic
(b) Heart
(c) Tonsils
(d) Teeth

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say he is not good at doing?

2. What are men interested in doing to their hair?

3. What kind of stores does Seinfeld think are overpriced?

4. Why is Seinfeld always nervous when he drives to the airport?

5. Why do limos confuse Seinfeld?

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