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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 6, The Thing is the Thing.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why does Seinfeld hate "to be continued" shows?
(a) You have to wait for a good ending
(b) He can never bother to watch the second part
(c) It is always a disappointment
(d) He feels like he has wasted his time

2. Who does Seinfeld ask to get their priorities straight on the plane?
(a) The pilot
(b) The flight attendants
(c) The noisy children
(d) The drunk passengers

3. What item of clothing does Seinfeld think a naked person should wear?
(a) A belt
(b) A t-shirt
(c) A tie
(d) A bag

4. What of the following does Seinfeld list as a small thing on a plane?
(a) Delays
(b) Food
(c) Seats
(d) TV screen

5. What does Seinfeld talk about a woman doing to her legs?
(a) Waxing
(b) Tanning
(c) Shaving
(d) Slapping

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think a museum security cannot stop someone from doing?

2. What does Seinfeld think the bathrooms on a plane resemble?

3. What does Seinfeld not find appealing?

4. What does Seinfeld say people lock up in their lockers in the gym?

5. What is the title of the first section of this chapter?

(see the answer key)

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