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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 6, The Thing is the Thing.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why is Seinfeld always nervous when he drives to the airport?
(a) He may crash
(b) He may have forgotten something
(c) He may have to pick up a strange hitchhiker
(d) He may miss his flight

2. What kind of deodorant does Seinfeld say he does not like?
(a) Spray deodrant
(b) Roll on deodrant
(c) Deodrant with cologne
(d) All deodrant

3. What is Seinfeld surprised a woman can be afraid of when she has the courage to wax her legs?
(a) Mice
(b) Spiders
(c) Rats
(d) Grasshopper

4. What kind of tests does Seinfeld say he is competitive in?
(a) IQ tests
(b) All tests
(c) Driving tests
(d) Physical tests

5. What does Seinfeld say men like to do when watching TV?
(a) Eat chips
(b) Play with themselves
(c) Channel surf
(d) Drink beer

Short Answer Questions

1. Why does Seinfeld think that planes are sometime late?

2. Why do limos confuse Seinfeld?

3. What does Seinfeld say he thinks about a lot?

4. What should Seinfeld think the IRS should do?

5. Why does Seinfeld hate "to be continued" shows?

(see the answer key)

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