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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 6, The Thing is the Thing.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What makes Seinfeld more nervous than flying?
(a) Waiting to take off
(b) Meeting someone he knows on the plane
(c) Greeting people at the other end
(d) Driving to the airport

2. What does Seinfeld say men are bad at buying?
(a) Food
(b) Clothes
(c) Drink
(d) Women

3. What does Seinfeld think it is unnatural for people to do?
(a) Drive
(b) Fly
(c) Swim
(d) Cycle

4. What does Seinfeld think is funny?
(a) Exercise
(b) Smoking
(c) His humor
(d) Drinking

5. What does Seinfeld say a woman carries in her wallet?
(a) Letters
(b) Pens
(c) Photographs
(d) Coupons

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think that people will one day show others how to save themselves from in a commercial?

2. What does Seinfeld say he thinks about a lot?

3. What does the little man at the terminal tell people how to do?

4. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny to get into shape?

5. What kind of knives does Seinfeld say TV encouraged him to buy?

(see the answer key)

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