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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 6, The Thing is the Thing.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is the title of the first section of this chapter?
(a) On the Ground
(b) Is it a Bird?
(c) Look, Up in the Air
(d) Fun, Fun, Fun

2. What does Seinfeld say he has given often to his doctor?
(a) A blood sample
(b) A semen sample
(c) A hair sample
(d) A urine sample

3. What does Seinfeld say is the one thing that is appealing about smoking?
(a) Buying cigarettes
(b) Fire
(c) Relaxation
(d) Smoke

4. What does Seinfeld think that people who try, but fail, to commit suicide should do?
(a) Listen to happier music
(b) Come to his show
(c) Divorce
(d) Try again

5. Why did Seinfeld not call the police when someone robbed his house?
(a) The robbers did him favor
(b) He was too busy
(c) There is nothing they could do
(d) He had just stolen some food

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld not find appealing?

2. What will people in New York do to get a parking space?

3. What should Seinfeld think the IRS should do?

4. What kind of stores does Seinfeld think are overpriced?

5. What makes Seinfeld more nervous than flying?

(see the answer key)

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