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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 7, Out and Back.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who does Seinfeld say cannot tell time?
(a) Pharmacists
(b) Doctors
(c) Psychiatrists
(d) Secretaries

2. Why does Seinfeld think the ambulance stickers are dangerous?
(a) A driver immediately stops when he reads it
(b) A driver never looks into his mirror to read it
(c) A driver could get in an accident reading it
(d) A driver gets nervous when he reads it

3. What invention does Seinfeld talk about?
(a) The wheel
(b) The axle
(c) The helmet
(d) The bicycle

4. Who does Seinfeld think it would be uncomfortable saying hello to everyday?
(a) Your children
(b) Your wife
(c) Office co-workers
(d) Your parents

5. What member of the orchestra does Seinfeld wonder about?
(a) The violinist
(b) The conductor
(c) The bassist
(d) The celloist

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think the baby basically is?

2. What job does Seinfeld think is the best in law enforcement?

3. Why does Seinfeld say it is hard to do favors for people?

4. What does Seinfeld think it must be awful to be called all the time?

5. What kind of stores does Seinfeld think are overpriced?

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