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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 7, Out and Back.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say ruins leather jackets?
(a) The snow
(b) Food stains
(c) Rain
(d) Beer stains

2. What does Seinfeld think all men are?
(a) Homosexual
(b) Lesbians
(c) Wife beaters
(d) Homophobes

3. What does Seinfeld think is like a job interview?
(a) Dating
(b) Sex
(c) Buying a dog
(d) Stand up

4. Where does Seinfeld think is a scary place to work?
(a) Walmart
(b) Hoffritz
(c) Macdonalds
(d) Radioshack

5. What does Seinfeld think it is unnatural for people to do?
(a) Cycle
(b) Drive
(c) Fly
(d) Swim

Short Answer Questions

1. Why does Seinfeld say it is hard to do favors for people?

2. What does Seinfeld think all the snakes are?

3. Why does Seinfeld think the ambulance stickers are dangerous?

4. Who does Seinfeld say cannot tell time?

5. Who thinks their audience is dumb?

(see the answer key)

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