View a FREE sample

This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 7, Out and Back.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say everything in the plane is?
(a) Small
(b) Compact
(c) Flimsy
(d) Big

2. Why does Seinfeld think that all men are homophobes?
(a) They are scared
(b) They don't like themselves
(c) They are suggestible
(d) They don't understand them

3. Which of the following is not an example of a bad gift?
(a) Shower radio
(b) Gift certificate
(c) Paper weight
(d) Ashtray

4. What does Seinfeld say is the downside of receiving a message on your answering machine?
(a) Someone wants something
(b) You have to listen to it
(c) Someone who thinks they are funny
(d) You have to delete it

5. Where does Seinfeld think is a scary place to work?
(a) Macdonalds
(b) Radioshack
(c) Hoffritz
(d) Walmart

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think that people will one day show others how to save themselves from in a commercial?

2. What kind of voice does Seinfeld like a woman to have?

3. What kind of knives does Seinfeld say TV encouraged him to buy?

4. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny that the police always have to give someone the Miranda?

5. What does Seinfeld observe men often act like?

(see the answer key)

This section contains 221 words (approx. 1 page at 300 words per page) View a FREE sample