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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 7, Out and Back.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What kind of knives does Seinfeld say TV encouraged him to buy?
(a) Quang knives
(b) Rotor knives
(c) Jaksu knives
(d) Ginsu knives
2. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny that the police always have to give someone the Miranda?
(a) Other people have to be helped
(b) The criminal could get away
(c) People never listen to it
(d) People know it from TV
3. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny to get into shape?
(a) There are better things to do
(b) It looks ugly
(c) They is no real reason for it
(d) It is boring
4. What does Seinfeld say people lock up in their lockers in the gym?
(a) Their dirty clothes
(b) Their keys
(c) Their steroids
(d) Their wallets
5. What is Seinfeld uncertain about doing during sex?
(a) Laughing
(b) Coughing
(c) Talking
(d) Yawning
Short Answer Questions
1. What invention does Seinfeld talk about?
2. What job does Seinfeld think is the best in law enforcement?
3. What does Seinfeld compare divorce to?
4. What does Seinfeld wonder if there are keys to?
5. Where does Seinfeld think is a scary place to work?
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