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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 7, Out and Back.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think is funny?
(a) Drinking
(b) Exercise
(c) His humor
(d) Smoking

2. Who does Seinfeld say stands very high?
(a) A pharmacist
(b) A psychiatrist
(c) A policeman
(d) A judge

3. What do driving schools remove from your driving license?
(a) Tickets
(b) Dates of birth
(c) Photgraphs
(d) Names

4. Who does Seinfeld ask to get their priorities straight on the plane?
(a) The noisy children
(b) The flight attendants
(c) The drunk passengers
(d) The pilot

5. What kind of surgery does Seinfeld say he has never had?
(a) Plastic
(b) Heart
(c) Teeth
(d) Tonsils

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think that people will one day show others how to save themselves from in a commercial?

2. What does Seinfeld say men like to do when watching TV?

3. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny to get into shape?

4. What kind of shows does Seinfeld find very entertaining?

5. What does Seinfeld think a museum security cannot stop someone from doing?

(see the answer key)

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