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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 7, Out and Back.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who does Seinfeld think are the only people who know all the rules to the country?
(a) Police
(b) Politicians
(c) Lawyers
(d) Barmen

2. What sign in the plane bathroom amuses Seinfeld?
(a) The ones that tell you to have a good flight
(b) The ones that tell you not to smoke
(c) The ones that tell you to wash yourself
(d) The ones that tell you not to flush

3. What does Seinfeld think has gotten more complicated at the doctors?
(a) Forms
(b) Medication
(c) Operations
(d) Waiting rooms

4. Why can't comedians do "to be continued" shows?
(a) People would be angry
(b) They would have to hire the same place out again
(c) People would not come back
(d) The joke would not make sense

5. Why is Seinfeld always nervous when he drives to the airport?
(a) He may have forgotten something
(b) He may crash
(c) He may miss his flight
(d) He may have to pick up a strange hitchhiker

Short Answer Questions

1. What makes Seinfeld more nervous than flying?

2. What seafood does Seinfeld think it is cruel to eat?

3. What newspapers does Seinfeld particularly dislike?

4. What does Seinfeld say is the one thing that is appealing about smoking?

5. Why does Seinfeld think naked people are uncomfortable?

(see the answer key)

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