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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 7, Out and Back.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What sign in the plane bathroom amuses Seinfeld?
(a) The ones that tell you to have a good flight
(b) The ones that tell you to wash yourself
(c) The ones that tell you not to flush
(d) The ones that tell you not to smoke

2. Where does Seinfeld say he can never find anything?
(a) The car
(b) The supermarket
(c) The mall
(d) The kitchen

3. What does Seinfeld think a person needs on their feet to follow a mall map?
(a) Suction cups
(b) Slippers
(c) Skiis
(d) Hiking boots

4. What kind of shows does Seinfeld hate on TV?
(a) "To be continued" shows
(b) Science fiction shows
(c) British shows
(d) Soap opera

5. Why does Seinfeld think that all men are homophobes?
(a) They don't like themselves
(b) They are suggestible
(c) They don't understand them
(d) They are scared

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say he is not scared of?

2. What seafood does Seinfeld think it is cruel to eat?

3. What does Seinfeld hate the clerk doing when he goes shopping?

4. Which of the following is an example of a bad gift?

5. What does Seinfeld believe men are like when it comes to sex?

(see the answer key)

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