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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 7, Out and Back.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is the second section of this chapter called?
(a) Feeling myself
(b) Getting the message
(c) Loving my lover
(d) Paldom

2. Why does Seinfeld find ambulance windshield stickers amusing?
(a) They are misspelled
(b) They shine in the dark
(c) They confuse drivers
(d) They are written backwards

3. What does Seinfeld hate the clerk doing when he goes shopping?
(a) Verifying his credit card
(b) Telling him one of his jokes
(c) Asking him if he is Jerry Seinfeld
(d) Telling him he has made a good choice

4. Why does Seinfeld think that planes are sometime late?
(a) They have lost the keys
(b) They have to arrange a party in the city they are traveling to
(c) The pilot is drunk
(d) They have to fix the plane

5. Why does Seinfeld think that all men are homophobes?
(a) They don't understand them
(b) They are suggestible
(c) They don't like themselves
(d) They are scared

Short Answer Questions

1. What animal does Seinfeld say has spent most of its life outdoor?

2. What kind of deodorant does Seinfeld say he does not like?

3. What does Seinfeld say is the downside of receiving a message on your answering machine?

4. Why does Seinfeld think the ambulance stickers are dangerous?

5. What does Seinfeld think is the funniest part of a lawyer's job?

(see the answer key)

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