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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 7, Out and Back.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who used to be sacrificed in volcanoes?
(a) Virgins
(b) Cheating wives
(c) Witches
(d) Husbands

2. Why does Seinfeld find ambulance windshield stickers amusing?
(a) They shine in the dark
(b) They are misspelled
(c) They are written backwards
(d) They confuse drivers

3. Why is Seinfeld always nervous when he drives to the airport?
(a) He may have forgotten something
(b) He may miss his flight
(c) He may have to pick up a strange hitchhiker
(d) He may crash

4. Where does Seinfeld say he can never find anything?
(a) The supermarket
(b) The car
(c) The mall
(d) The kitchen

5. What does Seinfeld say he has given often to his doctor?
(a) A blood sample
(b) A urine sample
(c) A hair sample
(d) A semen sample

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think all the snakes are?

2. What does Seinfeld say a woman carries in her wallet?

3. What of the following does Seinfeld list as a small thing on a plane?

4. What does Seinfeld not find appealing?

5. What job does Seinfeld say he would like to have?

(see the answer key)

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