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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 7, Out and Back.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why does Seinfeld think the ambulance stickers are dangerous?
(a) A driver immediately stops when he reads it
(b) A driver could get in an accident reading it
(c) A driver gets nervous when he reads it
(d) A driver never looks into his mirror to read it

2. What does Seinfeld say he hates?
(a) Children
(b) Computers
(c) Bars
(d) Clothes

3. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny that the police always have to give someone the Miranda?
(a) The criminal could get away
(b) People know it from TV
(c) People never listen to it
(d) Other people have to be helped

4. What seafood does Seinfeld think it is cruel to eat?
(a) Lobster
(b) Oysters
(c) Crab
(d) Carp

5. Who does Seinfeld say cannot tell time?
(a) Secretaries
(b) Psychiatrists
(c) Pharmacists
(d) Doctors

Short Answer Questions

1. What kind of tests does Seinfeld say he is competitive in?

2. Why does Seinfeld say it is hard to do favors for people?

3. Which of the following cars does Seinfeld talk about in this chapter?

4. What does Seinfeld believe women are like when it comes to sex?

5. What does Seinfeld say a man is buried in when he dies?

(see the answer key)

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