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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think a person needs on their feet to follow a mall map?
(a) Hiking boots
(b) Suction cups
(c) Slippers
(d) Skiis

2. What city does Seinfeld say is entertaining?
(a) San Francisco
(b) New York
(c) Las Vegas
(d) Los Angeles

3. What city does Seinfeld think is like a mall?
(a) Los Angeles
(b) Denver
(c) New York
(d) Seattle

4. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny that the police always have to give someone the Miranda?
(a) The criminal could get away
(b) Other people have to be helped
(c) People know it from TV
(d) People never listen to it

5. What member of the orchestra does Seinfeld wonder about?
(a) The bassist
(b) The violinist
(c) The celloist
(d) The conductor

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think makes little sense at movie theaters?

2. What state do Seinfeld's parents live in?

3. What does Seinfeld think is the worst thing about television?

4. What does Seinfeld say he imagined he could taste the difference between as a kid?

5. Who do women carry photographs of?

Short Essay Questions

1. What did Seinfeld think about food as a kid?

2. Why does Seinfeld think that unemployment is the toughest job?

3. What does Seinfeld say about entertainers?

4. What does Seinfeld think about going to the movie theater?

5. What does Seinfeld think about people walking their dogs?

6. What does Seinfeld remember about riding in the car with his parents?

7. What does Seinfeld think about law enforcement work?

8. How has Seinfeld decided to use his money?

9. What are Seinfeld's thoughts about eating out?

10. What does Seinfeld think about suicide?

(see the answer keys)

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