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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think life boils down to?
(a) Drinking
(b) Laughter
(c) Love
(d) Movement

2. What do policemen have to give people before they arrest them?
(a) The Oracle
(b) The Miranda
(c) The Yama
(d) The Bloomer

3. What kind of commercials does Seinfeld hate?
(a) Car commercials
(b) Macdonald commercials
(c) Commercials with celebrities
(d) Public service commercials

4. Why does Seinfeld not want his questions about Superman answered?
(a) He thinks he will be disappointed
(b) He wants to leave it a mystery
(c) He wants to keep enjoying it
(d) There are better things to do

5. Who does Seinfeld think it would be uncomfortable saying hello to everyday?
(a) Your children
(b) Office co-workers
(c) Your wife
(d) Your parents

Short Answer Questions

1. Who does Seinfeld think are the only people who know all the rules to the country?

2. What newspapers does Seinfeld particularly dislike?

3. What does Seinfeld think makes little sense at movie theaters?

4. What does Seinfeld say confuses him about films?

5. What does Seinfeld say he was afraid to touch in his parents' house?

Short Essay Questions

1. What does Seinfeld love about sports?

2. What does Seinfeld think about people walking their dogs?

3. What does Seinfeld think about law enforcement work?

4. What does Seinfeld remember about riding in the car with his parents?

5. What was Seinfeld's favorite toy as a kid?

6. Why does Seinfeld not like "to be continued shows"?

7. What does Seinfeld think about suicide?

8. Why did Seinfeld not call the police when his apartment was robbed?

9. Why does Seinfeld think that unemployment is the toughest job?

10. What does Seinfeld wonder about pharmacists and psychiartrists?

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