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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What kind of knives does Seinfeld say TV encouraged him to buy?
(a) Quang knives
(b) Rotor knives
(c) Jaksu knives
(d) Ginsu knives

2. Why does Seinfeld not want his questions about Superman answered?
(a) There are better things to do
(b) He wants to keep enjoying it
(c) He thinks he will be disappointed
(d) He wants to leave it a mystery

3. Why did Seinfeld not call the police when someone robbed his house?
(a) He was too busy
(b) He had just stolen some food
(c) There is nothing they could do
(d) The robbers did him favor

4. What do policemen have to give people before they arrest them?
(a) The Miranda
(b) The Yama
(c) The Oracle
(d) The Bloomer

5. What does Seinfeld think a person needs on their feet to follow a mall map?
(a) Skiis
(b) Suction cups
(c) Hiking boots
(d) Slippers

Short Answer Questions

1. Who do women carry photographs of?

2. What kind of uniform caused boys to beat Seinfeld up?

3. What does Seinfeld's unemployed friend have to work hard at doing?

4. What city does Seinfeld say is entertaining?

5. What does Seinfeld say is all his father does in Florida?

Short Essay Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say about entertainers?

2. What does Seinfeld remember about riding in the car with his parents?

3. What does Seinfeld think about malls?

4. What does Seinfeld think life boils down to?

5. What did Seinfeld think about fair rides as a kid?

6. What does Seinfeld think about old people?

7. What does Seinfeld think about taxes?

8. What does Seinfeld think about office work?

9. What does Seinfeld think about people walking their dogs?

10. Why does Seinfeld not like going to the doctors?

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