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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What member of the orchestra does Seinfeld wonder about?
(a) The violinist
(b) The bassist
(c) The celloist
(d) The conductor

2. What do policemen have to give people before they arrest them?
(a) The Miranda
(b) The Yama
(c) The Bloomer
(d) The Oracle

3. Why does Seinfeld hate "to be continued" shows?
(a) It is always a disappointment
(b) He feels like he has wasted his time
(c) He can never bother to watch the second part
(d) You have to wait for a good ending

4. What does Seinfeld think is the funniest part of a lawyer's job?
(a) Trying to set free an obvious criminal
(b) Saying objection
(c) Pretending to whisper to your client
(d) Saying your honor

5. What newspapers does Seinfeld particularly dislike?
(a) The Sunday newspapers
(b) The local newspapers
(c) The weekday newspapers
(d) The tabloid newspapers

Short Answer Questions

1. What did Seinfeld's parakeet use to fly into?

2. What does Seinfeld hate about going to the doctor's?

3. Who does Seinfeld think should be licensed?

4. What does Seinfeld think all the snakes are?

5. Where does Seinfeld say he can never find anything?

Short Essay Questions

1. Why does Seinfeld not like "to be continued shows"?

2. What does Seinfeld think about people walking their dogs?

3. What does Seinfeld think about suicide?

4. What does Seinfeld think about malls?

5. Why does Seinfeld think that unemployment is the toughest job?

6. What does Seinfeld think about going to the movie theater?

7. What does Seinfeld wonder about pharmacists and psychiartrists?

8. What was Seinfeld's favorite toy as a kid?

9. What does Seinfeld think about professional wrestling?

10. What does Seinfeld think about law enforcement work?

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