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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why did Seinfeld not call the police when someone robbed his house?
(a) The robbers did him favor
(b) He had just stolen some food
(c) He was too busy
(d) There is nothing they could do

2. What does Seinfeld think it is fun to do when you are a policeman?
(a) Telling people what to do
(b) Giving people tickets
(c) Interviewing people
(d) Handcuffing people

3. What does Seinfeld say he was afraid to touch in his parents' house?
(a) The silver cutlery
(b) The thermometer
(c) The Grandfather clock
(d) The bronze statues

4. Why does Seinfeld hate "to be continued" shows?
(a) He can never bother to watch the second part
(b) It is always a disappointment
(c) He feels like he has wasted his time
(d) You have to wait for a good ending

5. What does Seinfeld call footballers?
(a) A bunch of confused looking boneheads
(b) A bunch of college drop outs getting paid more than him
(c) A bunch of millionnaires running after a ball
(d) A bunch of good looking guys

Short Answer Questions

1. What kind of commercials does Seinfeld hate?

2. What job does Seinfeld think is the toughest?

3. What does Seinfeld think is the worst thing about television?

4. What state do Seinfeld's parents live in?

5. What does Seinfeld say he is not good at doing?

Short Essay Questions

1. How has Seinfeld decided to use his money?

2. What does Seinfeld say about entertainers?

3. What does Seinfeld think about people walking their dogs?

4. What was Seinfeld's favorite toy as a kid?

5. What does Seinfeld think about law enforcement work?

6. What does Seinfeld wonder about pharmacists and psychiartrists?

7. Why does Seinfeld not like "to be continued shows"?

8. What does Seinfeld remember about riding in the car with his parents?

9. What does Seinfeld think about malls?

10. Why does Seinfeld think helmets are a stupid invention?

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