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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How do people know they are getting older?
(a) When they can't blow out a candle
(b) When they have to take their teeth out to eat
(c) When they become hunchbacked
(d) When they find the fish tank interesting

2. What does Seinfeld say hunger can lead to?
(a) Looting
(b) Zombies
(c) Cannibalism
(d) Starvation

3. What job does Seinfeld think is the best in law enforcement?
(a) The camera guy
(b) The artist guy
(c) The fingerprint guy
(d) The chalk outline guy

4. What was Seinfeld not very good at as a child?
(a) Peeing
(b) Eating
(c) Joking
(d) Talking

5. What job does Seinfeld think is the toughest?
(a) Construction work
(b) Stand up
(c) Food tasting
(d) Unemployment

Short Answer Questions

1. Why can't comedians do "to be continued" shows?

2. What does Seinfeld's unemployed friend have to work hard at doing?

3. Why does Seinfeld not want his questions about Superman answered?

4. What does Seinfeld hate the clerk doing when he goes shopping?

5. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny that the police always have to give someone the Miranda?

Short Essay Questions

1. Why does Seinfeld think that men like to channel surf?

2. What does Seinfeld love about sports?

3. Why does Seinfeld think helmets are a stupid invention?

4. What does Seinfeld think about malls?

5. What are Seinfeld's thoughts about eating out?

6. Why does Seinfeld not like "to be continued shows"?

7. What does Seinfeld think about going to the movie theater?

8. What does Seinfeld wonder about pharmacists and psychiartrists?

9. What does Seinfeld think about people walking their dogs?

10. What does Seinfeld think about taxes?

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