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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What did Seinfeld's teachers write on his test papers?
(a) Vague
(b) Good try
(c) Just passed
(d) Not to standard
2. What does Seinfeld say a woman carries in her wallet?
(a) Letters
(b) Pens
(c) Coupons
(d) Photographs
3. What superhero is Seinfeld a big fan of?
(a) Captain America
(b) Hellboy
(c) Superman
(d) Batman
4. What does Seinfeld say is all his father does in Florida?
(a) Sleep
(b) Take saunas and hot tubs
(c) Watch television
(d) Play golf
5. What did Seinfeld's parakeet use to fly into?
(a) Walls
(b) Doors
(c) Windows
(d) Mirrors
Short Answer Questions
1. Why can't comedians do "to be continued" shows?
2. What member of the orchestra does Seinfeld wonder about?
3. What do policemen have to give people before they arrest them?
4. Why does Seinfeld not want his questions about Superman answered?
5. Where did Seinfeld's parents use to drag him to as a kid?
Short Essay Questions
1. Why does Seinfeld think helmets are a stupid invention?
2. What does Seinfeld love about sports?
3. What does Seinfeld think about taxes?
4. Why does Seinfeld think that men like to channel surf?
5. What does Seinfeld think about suicide?
6. Why did Seinfeld not call the police when his apartment was robbed?
7. Why does Seinfeld think Las Vegas is so entertaining?
8. What does Seinfeld think about professional wrestling?
9. What does Seinfeld say about entertainers?
10. Why does Seinfeld not like going to the doctors?
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