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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld hate the clerk doing when he goes shopping?
(a) Telling him he has made a good choice
(b) Verifying his credit card
(c) Telling him one of his jokes
(d) Asking him if he is Jerry Seinfeld

2. What member of the orchestra does Seinfeld wonder about?
(a) The violinist
(b) The conductor
(c) The bassist
(d) The celloist

3. What kind of security guards does Seinfeld talk about?
(a) Celebrity security guards
(b) Bank security guards
(c) Museum security guards
(d) Supermarket security guards

4. What does Seinfeld say he was afraid to touch in his parents' house?
(a) The thermometer
(b) The silver cutlery
(c) The Grandfather clock
(d) The bronze statues

5. Where does Seinfeld say he can never find anything?
(a) The kitchen
(b) The mall
(c) The car
(d) The supermarket

Short Answer Questions

1. What city does Seinfeld think is like a mall?

2. Why does Seinfeld think his parents live in Florida?

3. What does Seinfeld think a person needs on their feet to follow a mall map?

4. Who does Seinfeld think should be licensed?

5. What invention does Seinfeld talk about?

Short Essay Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think about law enforcement work?

2. What does Seinfeld say about lawyers?

3. Why does Seinfeld think helmets are a stupid invention?

4. What does Seinfeld remember about riding in the car with his parents?

5. What does Seinfeld wonder about pharmacists and psychiartrists?

6. What does Seinfeld think about people walking their dogs?

7. What does Seinfeld say about Superman?

8. What does Seinfeld think about professional wrestling?

9. Why does Seinfeld not like going to the doctors?

10. What does Seinfeld think life boils down to?

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