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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What does Seinfeld say men like to do when watching TV?
(a) Eat chips
(b) Drink beer
(c) Play with themselves
(d) Channel surf
2. What job does Seinfeld think is the best in law enforcement?
(a) The camera guy
(b) The fingerprint guy
(c) The artist guy
(d) The chalk outline guy
3. What part of the zoo does Seinfeld talk about?
(a) The monkey house
(b) The lion's den
(c) The bird house
(d) The snake house
4. Where does Seinfeld think is a scary place to work?
(a) Radioshack
(b) Hoffritz
(c) Macdonalds
(d) Walmart
5. What does Seinfeld say old people have to continuously look for?
(a) Their mind
(b) Boxes
(c) Dogs
(d) Their Teeth
Short Answer Questions
1. What does Seinfeld say he imagined he could taste the difference between as a kid?
2. What does Seinfeld think that people who try, but fail, to commit suicide should do?
3. What does Seinfeld think life boils down to?
4. What kind of shows does Seinfeld hate on TV?
5. What was Seinfeld not very good at as a child?
Short Essay Questions
1. What was Seinfeld's favorite toy as a kid?
2. What did Seinfeld think about food as a kid?
3. What does Seinfeld think about professional wrestling?
4. What does Seinfeld think about going to the movie theater?
5. How has Seinfeld decided to use his money?
6. Why does Seinfeld think that unemployment is the toughest job?
7. What does Seinfeld think about law enforcement work?
8. What does Seinfeld think about taxes?
9. What does Seinfeld remember about riding in the car with his parents?
10. Why did Seinfeld not call the police when his apartment was robbed?
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