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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who does Seinfeld think the movie theater refuses to hire?
(a) Fun people
(b) Good looking people
(c) Clever people
(d) Middle-aged people

2. What kind of knives does Seinfeld say TV encouraged him to buy?
(a) Ginsu knives
(b) Rotor knives
(c) Quang knives
(d) Jaksu knives

3. What does Seinfeld think is the funniest part of a lawyer's job?
(a) Pretending to whisper to your client
(b) Trying to set free an obvious criminal
(c) Saying objection
(d) Saying your honor

4. What job does Seinfeld think is the best in law enforcement?
(a) The chalk outline guy
(b) The artist guy
(c) The fingerprint guy
(d) The camera guy

5. What women's sport does Seinfeld say he likes?
(a) Tennis
(b) Hockey
(c) Beach volleyball
(d) Gymnasts

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld hate about going to the doctor's?

2. Why does Seinfeld not talk to people about his work?

3. What was Seinfeld not very good at as a child?

4. Where does Seinfeld think is a scary place to work?

5. What does Seinfeld say confuses him about films?

Short Essay Questions

1. How has Seinfeld decided to use his money?

2. What did Seinfeld think about food as a kid?

3. What does Seinfeld think about office work?

4. What did Seinfeld think about fair rides as a kid?

5. What does Seinfeld think about people walking their dogs?

6. What does Seinfeld think about suicide?

7. Why does Seinfeld think helmets are a stupid invention?

8. What does Seinfeld say about Superman?

9. What does Seinfeld think about malls?

10. What does Seinfeld think about going to the movie theater?

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