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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What does Seinfeld think people do too much of in the movies?
(a) Laugh
(b) Shush
(c) Talk
(d) Cough
2. What does Seinfeld say people do when they get older?
(a) Shrink
(b) Lose their humor
(c) Become boring
(d) Give up
3. What member of the orchestra does Seinfeld wonder about?
(a) The bassist
(b) The celloist
(c) The conductor
(d) The violinist
4. Why does Seinfeld not talk to people about his work?
(a) They want him to buy them drinks
(b) People expect him to be funny
(c) It makes people nervous
(d) He does not like to show off
5. What kind of uniform caused boys to beat Seinfeld up?
(a) Cub Scouts
(b) Ballerina
(c) Mafia
(d) Salvation Army
Short Answer Questions
1. What does Seinfeld say confuses him about films?
2. What does Seinfeld hate about going to the doctor's?
3. What does Seinfeld think makes little sense at movie theaters?
4. What does Seinfeld think is the funniest part of a lawyer's job?
5. Where does Seinfeld think is a scary place to work?
Short Essay Questions
1. What does Seinfeld wonder about pharmacists and psychiartrists?
2. What was Seinfeld's favorite toy as a kid?
3. What does Seinfeld think about professional wrestling?
4. Why does Seinfeld think helmets are a stupid invention?
5. What does Seinfeld think about people walking their dogs?
6. What does Seinfeld think life boils down to?
7. What does Seinfeld think about suicide?
8. Why does Seinfeld not like going to the doctors?
9. What does Seinfeld think about malls?
10. What are Seinfeld's thoughts about eating out?
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