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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where does Seinfeld think is a scary place to work?
(a) Walmart
(b) Macdonalds
(c) Radioshack
(d) Hoffritz

2. What women's sport does Seinfeld say he likes?
(a) Hockey
(b) Tennis
(c) Gymnasts
(d) Beach volleyball

3. What does Seinfeld hate about going to the doctor's?
(a) The magazines
(b) The reception staff
(c) The syringe
(d) The waiting office

4. What does Seinfeld call footballers?
(a) A bunch of confused looking boneheads
(b) A bunch of good looking guys
(c) A bunch of millionnaires running after a ball
(d) A bunch of college drop outs getting paid more than him

5. What kind of shows does Seinfeld find very entertaining?
(a) Strip shows
(b) Fashion shows
(c) Horse shows
(d) Sex shows

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say people like to recommend to each other?

2. What does Seinfeld think it is fun to do when you are a policeman?

3. What newspapers does Seinfeld particularly dislike?

4. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny that the police always have to give someone the Miranda?

5. Who does Seinfeld think it would be uncomfortable saying hello to everyday?

Short Essay Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say about entertainers?

2. Why does Seinfeld think that men like to channel surf?

3. What does Seinfeld think about professional wrestling?

4. What are Seinfeld's thoughts about eating out?

5. What does Seinfeld think about taxes?

6. Why does Seinfeld think that unemployment is the toughest job?

7. What does Seinfeld wonder about pharmacists and psychiartrists?

8. What did Seinfeld think about food as a kid?

9. What does Seinfeld think about malls?

10. What does Seinfeld say about lawyers?

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