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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think workers should come up with so they don't have to think of different replies?
(a) A look
(b) A handshake
(c) A dance
(d) A code

2. What kind of knives does Seinfeld say TV encouraged him to buy?
(a) Jaksu knives
(b) Quang knives
(c) Ginsu knives
(d) Rotor knives

3. What kind of security guards does Seinfeld talk about?
(a) Supermarket security guards
(b) Bank security guards
(c) Museum security guards
(d) Celebrity security guards

4. What does Seinfeld think a museum security cannot stop someone from doing?
(a) Not paying
(b) Stealing
(c) Talking loudly
(d) Staying the night

5. What superhero is Seinfeld a big fan of?
(a) Batman
(b) Superman
(c) Hellboy
(d) Captain America

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say he was afraid to touch in his parents' house?

2. Who do women carry photographs of?

3. What job does Seinfeld think is the toughest?

4. Where does Seinfeld think is a scary place to work?

5. Who does Seinfeld think are the only people who know all the rules to the country?

Short Essay Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think about suicide?

2. What does Seinfeld think about law enforcement work?

3. What does Seinfeld love about sports?

4. What does Seinfeld think about office work?

5. What does Seinfeld think about taxes?

6. Why does Seinfeld think Las Vegas is so entertaining?

7. Why does Seinfeld not like "to be continued shows"?

8. What did Seinfeld think about fair rides as a kid?

9. What does Seinfeld say about entertainers?

10. What does Seinfeld wonder about pharmacists and psychiartrists?

(see the answer keys)

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