Print
Word
PDF
|
| Name: _________________________ | Period: ___________________ |
This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What member of the orchestra does Seinfeld wonder about?
(a) The violinist
(b) The bassist
(c) The conductor
(d) The celloist
2. What job does Seinfeld think is the toughest?
(a) Unemployment
(b) Construction work
(c) Stand up
(d) Food tasting
3. How do people know they are getting older?
(a) When they have to take their teeth out to eat
(b) When they can't blow out a candle
(c) When they become hunchbacked
(d) When they find the fish tank interesting
4. What does Seinfeld say people do when they get older?
(a) Become boring
(b) Lose their humor
(c) Shrink
(d) Give up
5. What kind of animal did Seinfeld have as a pet?
(a) A cat
(b) A parakeet
(c) A mouse
(d) A dog
Short Answer Questions
1. What do policemen have to give people before they arrest them?
2. Who thinks their audience is dumb?
3. What city does Seinfeld think is like a mall?
4. What kind of knives does Seinfeld say TV encouraged him to buy?
5. What does Seinfeld say he was afraid to touch in his parents' house?
Short Essay Questions
1. Why does Seinfeld think that unemployment is the toughest job?
2. What did Seinfeld think about food as a kid?
3. What does Seinfeld think about professional wrestling?
4. What does Seinfeld think about old people?
5. What was Seinfeld's favorite toy as a kid?
6. What does Seinfeld say about lawyers?
7. Why does Seinfeld think that men like to channel surf?
8. Why does Seinfeld not like "to be continued shows"?
9. What does Seinfeld think about people walking their dogs?
10. What does Seinfeld think about going to the movie theater?
|
This section contains 651 words (approx. 3 pages at 300 words per page) |
|
