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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who does Seinfeld think it would be uncomfortable saying hello to everyday?
(a) Office co-workers
(b) Your parents
(c) Your children
(d) Your wife

2. What does Seinfeld think is the worst thing about television?
(a) People are doing better than he is
(b) The shows are pointless
(c) It is too nostalgic
(d) It makes him want to do nothing

3. What does Seinfeld think workers should come up with so they don't have to think of different replies?
(a) A handshake
(b) A dance
(c) A look
(d) A code

4. What does Seinfeld think it is fun to do when you are a policeman?
(a) Handcuffing people
(b) Telling people what to do
(c) Giving people tickets
(d) Interviewing people

5. What does Seinfeld say he has never had?
(a) A long term relationship
(b) A Long Island Ice Tea
(c) A Budweiser
(d) A real job

Short Answer Questions

1. What job does Seinfeld think is the best in law enforcement?

2. What does Seinfeld say people do when they get older?

3. What does Seinfeld think all the snakes are?

4. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny that the police always have to give someone the Miranda?

5. What kind of commercials does Seinfeld hate?

Short Essay Questions

1. What did Seinfeld think about food as a kid?

2. Why does Seinfeld think Las Vegas is so entertaining?

3. What does Seinfeld think about going to the movie theater?

4. What does Seinfeld think about professional wrestling?

5. Why does Seinfeld think helmets are a stupid invention?

6. What does Seinfeld think about old people?

7. Why does Seinfeld not like going to the doctors?

8. What did Seinfeld think about fair rides as a kid?

9. What does Seinfeld remember about riding in the car with his parents?

10. Why does Seinfeld not like "to be continued shows"?

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