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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 7, Out and Back.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where does Seinfeld say he can never find anything?
(a) The kitchen
(b) The supermarket
(c) The car
(d) The mall

2. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny to get into shape?
(a) It is boring
(b) They is no real reason for it
(c) There are better things to do
(d) It looks ugly

3. Why is Seinfeld disappointed when someone answers the phone?
(a) He never knows what to say
(b) He like ringtones
(c) He is usually talking to another friend
(d) He like answering machines

4. What does Seinfeld say he thinks about a lot?
(a) Stealing
(b) Marriage
(c) Jail
(d) Stranger women

5. What does Seinfeld think makes little sense at movie theaters?
(a) Folding chairs
(b) Advertisements
(c) Aisles
(d) Drink holders

Short Answer Questions

1. What kind of voice does Seinfeld like a woman to have?

2. What does Seinfeld hate about going to the doctor's?

3. What does Seinfeld think the baby basically is?

4. What kind of surgery does Seinfeld say he has never had?

5. Who thinks their audience is dumb?

(see the answer key)

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