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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 7, Out and Back.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why does Seinfeld think that all men are homophobes?
(a) They are scared
(b) They don't like themselves
(c) They are suggestible
(d) They don't understand them

2. Who thinks their audience is dumb?
(a) Concert pianists
(b) Clowns
(c) Magicians
(d) Talk show hosts

3. What does Seinfeld say it says when someone buys you a paperweight?
(a) You were an after thought
(b) I put no effort into this gift
(c) I don't like you
(d) I felt I had to buy you something

4. What does Seinfeld say he has given often to his doctor?
(a) A blood sample
(b) A hair sample
(c) A semen sample
(d) A urine sample

5. Why does Seinfeld think naked people are uncomfortable?
(a) They never know where to look
(b) They have no clothes to fiddle with
(c) They are cold
(d) They think they are ugly

Short Answer Questions

1. Why does Seinfeld say it is hard to do favors for people?

2. What does Seinfeld think is the worst thing about television?

3. What does Seinfeld think a flight attendant should never do?

4. What does Seinfeld's unemployed friend have to work hard at doing?

5. What does Seinfeld not find appealing?

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