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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 7, Out and Back.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. Why is Seinfeld disappointed when someone answers the phone?
(a) He is usually talking to another friend
(b) He never knows what to say
(c) He like answering machines
(d) He like ringtones
2. What is the first section of this chapter called?
(a) Male code
(b) Male bonding
(c) Male lovers
(d) Male fun
3. What does Seinfeld say is the downside of receiving a message on your answering machine?
(a) Someone who thinks they are funny
(b) Someone wants something
(c) You have to listen to it
(d) You have to delete it
4. What does Seinfeld talk about a woman doing to her legs?
(a) Waxing
(b) Slapping
(c) Tanning
(d) Shaving
5. What does the little man at the terminal tell people how to do?
(a) Put on a life jacket
(b) Board the plane orderly
(c) Use your cell phones safely
(d) Make a connecting flight
Short Answer Questions
1. What is the title of the first section of this chapter?
2. What kind of shows does Seinfeld hate on TV?
3. Who does Seinfeld say cannot tell time?
4. What does Seinfeld think is a reflection of how you feel when you wake up in a strange house after a date?
5. What does Seinfeld say is like a mirage in the desert?
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