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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 7, Out and Back.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why does Seinfeld think that all men are homophobes?
(a) They are scared
(b) They don't understand them
(c) They don't like themselves
(d) They are suggestible

2. What item of clothing does Seinfeld think a naked person should wear?
(a) A bag
(b) A belt
(c) A t-shirt
(d) A tie

3. Why does Seinfeld say it is hard to do favors for people?
(a) It is too time consuming
(b) No one appreciates them
(c) It is boring
(d) No one wants you to do them a favor

4. What kind of deodorant does Seinfeld say he does not like?
(a) Spray deodrant
(b) Roll on deodrant
(c) All deodrant
(d) Deodrant with cologne

5. What does Seinfeld think is like a job interview?
(a) Stand up
(b) Dating
(c) Sex
(d) Buying a dog

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think a woman has to like about the man she is dating?

2. What does Seinfeld think is the worst thing about television?

3. What does Seinfeld picture when he hears the word nightcap?

4. What does Seinfeld believe women are like when it comes to sex?

5. Where does Seinfeld think it is stupid to take your date?

(see the answer key)

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