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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 7, Out and Back.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who does Seinfeld think it would be uncomfortable saying hello to everyday?
(a) Your wife
(b) Your parents
(c) Office co-workers
(d) Your children

2. What does Seinfeld compare divorce to?
(a) Being caught by the police
(b) Being impeached
(c) Being at war
(d) Being expelled

3. What job does Seinfeld think is the best in law enforcement?
(a) The artist guy
(b) The camera guy
(c) The fingerprint guy
(d) The chalk outline guy

4. What does Seinfeld think is a reflection of how you feel when you wake up in a strange house after a date?
(a) Your teeth
(b) Your clothes
(c) Your smell
(d) Your hair

5. Why does Seinfeld find ambulance windshield stickers amusing?
(a) They are written backwards
(b) They shine in the dark
(c) They are misspelled
(d) They confuse drivers

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think a flight attendant should never do?

2. What does Seinfeld believe is the uniform for all men?

3. What newspapers does Seinfeld particularly dislike?

4. Why does Seinfeld think the ambulance stickers are dangerous?

5. What kind of surgery does Seinfeld say he has never had?

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