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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 7, Out and Back.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say is worse than paying your taxes?
(a) Nothing
(b) Not paying taxes
(c) Doing your taxes
(d) Hiring an accountant

2. What does Seinfeld say he thinks about a lot?
(a) Marriage
(b) Stealing
(c) Jail
(d) Stranger women

3. What does Seinfeld think a flight attendant should never do?
(a) Wake up a passenger
(b) Snarl
(c) Make a joke
(d) Run with the food cart

4. What does Seinfeld say it says when someone buys you a paperweight?
(a) I felt I had to buy you something
(b) I don't like you
(c) I put no effort into this gift
(d) You were an after thought

5. What is the title of the second section?
(a) My Money's Not Working
(b) Media Mezzo
(c) Super Sein
(d) Criminal Life

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld hate saying?

2. What does Seinfeld say he hates?

3. Why does Seinfeld not want his questions about Superman answered?

4. Who does Seinfeld say cannot tell time?

5. What does Seinfeld think workers should come up with so they don't have to think of different replies?

(see the answer key)

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