2. What does Seinfeld think a woman has to like about the man she is dating?
(a) His humor
(b) His wallet
(c) His clothes
(d) His job

3. Why is Seinfeld disappointed when someone answers the phone?
(a) He like answering machines
(b) He is usually talking to another friend
(c) He like ringtones
(d) He never knows what to say

4. What sign in the plane bathroom amuses Seinfeld?
(a) The ones that tell you not to flush
(b) The ones that tell you not to smoke
(c) The ones that tell you to have a good flight
(d) The ones that tell you to wash yourself

5. Which of the following is an example of a bad gift?
(a) Shower radio
(b) Porn magazine
(c) Beer mats
(d) Shower cap

6. What is the first section of this chapter called?
(a) Male lovers
(b) Male code
(c) Male bonding
(d) Male fun

7. What does Seinfeld say it says when someone buys you a paperweight?
(a) I felt I had to buy you something
(b) You were an after thought
(c) I put no effort into this gift
(d) I don't like you

8. What does Seinfeld say seems to have very active social lives?
(a) Writers
(b) Comedians
(c) Ventriloquist dummies
(d) Super heroes

9. What does Seinfeld think the baby basically is?
(a) Frightening and thoughtless
(b) Smelly and noisy
(c) Unattractive and boring
(d) Talkative and ugly

10. What is the third section of this chapter called?
(a) The gift of friendship
(b) Favors
(c) Loving the hard way
(d) Don't ask me for anything

11. Why do Seinfeld's friends presume he is gay?
(a) He is neat
(b) He drinks wine
(c) He does not like sport
(d) He has many girlfriends

12. What is Seinfeld surprised a woman can be afraid of when she has the courage to wax her legs?
(a) Mice
(b) Rats
(c) Grasshopper
(d) Spiders

13. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny to get into shape?
(a) It is boring
(b) They is no real reason for it
(c) It looks ugly
(d) There are better things to do

14. What is the title of this chapter?
(a) Getting the message
(b) The male code
(c) Paldom
(d) The gift of friendship

15. What does Seinfeld say is like a mirage in the desert?
(a) Drinking fountains
(b) Handicap parking spaces
(c) Limos
(d) Learner drivers