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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Which of the following cars does Seinfeld talk about in this chapter?
(a) Compact car
(b) Mercedes
(c) Station wagon
(d) Land Rovers

2. What does Seinfeld find scarier than any of the rides at Coney Island?
(a) The train ride there
(b) A serious relationship
(c) His parents arguing
(d) Falling ill

3. What is Seinfeld surprised a woman can be afraid of when she has the courage to wax her legs?
(a) Grasshopper
(b) Rats
(c) Mice
(d) Spiders

4. Why does Seinfeld think that all men are homophobes?
(a) They are suggestible
(b) They don't understand them
(c) They are scared
(d) They don't like themselves

5. What are men interested in doing to their hair?
(a) Removing it
(b) Shaving it
(c) Growing it
(d) Transplanting it

6. What does Seinfeld picture when he hears the word nightcap?
(a) Beer
(b) A gown
(c) Sex
(d) A hat

7. What do you risk happening at the end of a date?
(a) Being turned away
(b) Feeling drunk
(c) Being naked
(d) Feeling deflated

8. What does Seinfeld think a flight attendant should never do?
(a) Run with the food cart
(b) Make a joke
(c) Wake up a passenger
(d) Snarl

9. What can a woman do to a man?
(a) Suffocate him
(b) Paralyze him
(c) Cook for him
(d) Take away his freedom

10. What is male friendship conditional on?
(a) Drinking beer
(b) Watching sport
(c) The ego
(d) Meeting a woman

11. What is the third section of this chapter called?
(a) Favors
(b) The gift of friendship
(c) Don't ask me for anything
(d) Loving the hard way

12. What does Seinfeld think a man cares about the woman he is dating?
(a) Her sense of fun
(b) Her humor
(c) Her looks
(d) Her clothes

13. What is Seinfeld uncertain about doing during sex?
(a) Coughing
(b) Yawning
(c) Talking
(d) Laughing

14. What does Seinfeld compare marriage to?
(a) Prison
(b) The mafia
(c) A dog pound
(d) The government

15. What does Seinfeld think that people will one day show others how to save themselves from in a commercial?
(a) Strokes
(b) Choking
(c) Heart attacks
(d) Cancer

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say ruins leather jackets?

2. Why does Seinfeld think the ambulance stickers are dangerous?

3. What does Seinfeld say a man is buried in when he dies?

4. What is Seinfeld still too self-conscious to buy?

5. What does Seinfeld want to have on him when he sees people he knows walking down the street?

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