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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What does Seinfeld believe men are like when it comes to sex?
(a) Policeman
(b) Bums
(c) Fireman
(d) Soldiers
2. What does Seinfeld think men are afraid of?
(a) Feelings
(b) Themselves
(c) Commitment
(d) Sex
3. What does Seinfeld think is the best part of being in a relationship?
(a) Arguing
(b) Being sick
(c) Having sex
(d) Having your meals cooked
4. Why does Seinfeld think naked people are uncomfortable?
(a) They have no clothes to fiddle with
(b) They never know where to look
(c) They think they are ugly
(d) They are cold
5. What did Seinfeld's friend just have?
(a) A christening
(b) A baptism
(c) A birthday
(d) A baby
6. What kind of stores does Seinfeld think are overpriced?
(a) Hotel stores
(b) Theme park stores
(c) Diamond stores
(d) Airport stores
7. What of the following does Seinfeld list as a small thing on a plane?
(a) Seats
(b) TV screen
(c) Delays
(d) Food
8. Why do Seinfeld's friends presume he is gay?
(a) He does not like sport
(b) He is neat
(c) He has many girlfriends
(d) He drinks wine
9. What does Seinfeld say he hates?
(a) Clothes
(b) Computers
(c) Children
(d) Bars
10. What do you risk happening at the end of a date?
(a) Being naked
(b) Feeling deflated
(c) Feeling drunk
(d) Being turned away
11. What does Seinfeld think is funny?
(a) Drinking
(b) His humor
(c) Smoking
(d) Exercise
12. What does Seinfeld think a flight attendant should never do?
(a) Snarl
(b) Run with the food cart
(c) Wake up a passenger
(d) Make a joke
13. What does Seinfeld say men are bad at buying?
(a) Women
(b) Clothes
(c) Food
(d) Drink
14. Who does Seinfeld ask to get their priorities straight on the plane?
(a) The flight attendants
(b) The pilot
(c) The noisy children
(d) The drunk passengers
15. What does Seinfeld like to pretend he is when he is talking to a friend he does not like?
(a) A comedian
(b) A counselor
(c) A social worker
(d) A talkshow host
Short Answer Questions
1. What is the third section of this chapter called?
2. What does Seinfeld say he is not scared of?
3. What can a woman do to a man?
4. What does Seinfeld believe is the uniform for all men?
5. Why does Seinfeld say it is hard to do favors for people?
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