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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What kind of voice does Seinfeld like a woman to have?
(a) A breathy voice
(b) A high voice
(c) A deep voice
(d) A giggly voice

2. What does Seinfeld like to pretend he is when he is talking to a friend he does not like?
(a) A talkshow host
(b) A counselor
(c) A social worker
(d) A comedian

3. What kind of deodorant does Seinfeld say he does not like?
(a) Deodrant with cologne
(b) All deodrant
(c) Spray deodrant
(d) Roll on deodrant

4. What is Seinfeld uncertain about doing during sex?
(a) Coughing
(b) Talking
(c) Yawning
(d) Laughing

5. What does Seinfeld say is the downside of receiving a message on your answering machine?
(a) You have to delete it
(b) Someone who thinks they are funny
(c) Someone wants something
(d) You have to listen to it

6. What is the first section of this chapter called?
(a) Male code
(b) Male fun
(c) Male lovers
(d) Male bonding

7. What does Seinfeld think a man cares about the woman he is dating?
(a) Her humor
(b) Her clothes
(c) Her sense of fun
(d) Her looks

8. What does Seinfeld think men are afraid of?
(a) Commitment
(b) Themselves
(c) Sex
(d) Feelings

9. What is the third section of this chapter called?
(a) Don't ask me for anything
(b) Loving the hard way
(c) Favors
(d) The gift of friendship

10. What does Seinfeld think the baby basically is?
(a) Unattractive and boring
(b) Smelly and noisy
(c) Frightening and thoughtless
(d) Talkative and ugly

11. What does Seinfeld think is funny?
(a) Drinking
(b) His humor
(c) Smoking
(d) Exercise

12. What does Seinfeld hate saying?
(a) You fibber
(b) The wrong thing
(c) The right thing
(d) I love you

13. Why does Seinfeld think that planes are sometime late?
(a) They have to fix the plane
(b) They have lost the keys
(c) They have to arrange a party in the city they are traveling to
(d) The pilot is drunk

14. What does Seinfeld wonder if there are keys to?
(a) A fighter jet
(b) A ferry
(c) A helicopter
(d) A plane

15. What kind of stores does Seinfeld think are overpriced?
(a) Hotel stores
(b) Theme park stores
(c) Diamond stores
(d) Airport stores

Short Answer Questions

1. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny to get into shape?

2. What does Seinfeld's hair always say in the morning when he wakes up in a strange bed?

3. Why does Seinfeld think that all men are homophobes?

4. Why is Seinfeld disappointed when someone answers the phone?

5. What does Seinfeld say it says when someone buys you a paperweight?

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