2. What sign in the plane bathroom amuses Seinfeld?
(a) The ones that tell you not to smoke
(b) The ones that tell you to wash yourself
(c) The ones that tell you to have a good flight
(d) The ones that tell you not to flush

3. What does Seinfeld say it says when someone buys you a paperweight?
(a) I felt I had to buy you something
(b) I don't like you
(c) You were an after thought
(d) I put no effort into this gift

4. What of the following does Seinfeld list as a small thing on a plane?
(a) Delays
(b) Seats
(c) Food
(d) TV screen

5. What item of clothing does Seinfeld think a naked person should wear?
(a) A belt
(b) A bag
(c) A t-shirt
(d) A tie

6. What kind of deodorant does Seinfeld say he does not like?
(a) Spray deodrant
(b) Roll on deodrant
(c) All deodrant
(d) Deodrant with cologne

7. What does Seinfeld say everything in the plane is?
(a) Big
(b) Compact
(c) Small
(d) Flimsy

8. Why do Seinfeld's friends presume he is gay?
(a) He drinks wine
(b) He does not like sport
(c) He is neat
(d) He has many girlfriends

9. What does Seinfeld's hair always say in the morning when he wakes up in a strange bed?
(a) Relieved
(b) Panicked
(c) Tired
(d) Relaxed

10. What makes Seinfeld more nervous than flying?
(a) Meeting someone he knows on the plane
(b) Greeting people at the other end
(c) Driving to the airport
(d) Waiting to take off

11. What does Seinfeld compare divorce to?
(a) Being at war
(b) Being expelled
(c) Being caught by the police
(d) Being impeached

12. What does Seinfeld say is the downside of receiving a message on your answering machine?
(a) You have to listen to it
(b) Someone who thinks they are funny
(c) You have to delete it
(d) Someone wants something

13. Why does Seinfeld think that planes are sometime late?
(a) They have to arrange a party in the city they are traveling to
(b) They have to fix the plane
(c) The pilot is drunk
(d) They have lost the keys

14. What is Seinfeld uncertain about doing during sex?
(a) Laughing
(b) Yawning
(c) Talking
(d) Coughing

15. What are men interested in doing to their hair?
(a) Shaving it
(b) Transplanting it
(c) Growing it
(d) Removing it