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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say is like a mirage in the desert?
(a) Limos
(b) Learner drivers
(c) Drinking fountains
(d) Handicap parking spaces

2. What is male friendship conditional on?
(a) Meeting a woman
(b) The ego
(c) Watching sport
(d) Drinking beer

3. Why do Seinfeld's friends presume he is gay?
(a) He is neat
(b) He has many girlfriends
(c) He does not like sport
(d) He drinks wine

4. What does Seinfeld think it is unnatural for people to do?
(a) Swim
(b) Fly
(c) Cycle
(d) Drive

5. Why does Seinfeld believe people invented the answering machine?
(a) People were bored
(b) People hate to miss out
(c) People have nothing to say to each other
(d) People always need to say something

6. What does Seinfeld think is like a job interview?
(a) Buying a dog
(b) Stand up
(c) Sex
(d) Dating

7. What sign in the plane bathroom amuses Seinfeld?
(a) The ones that tell you to wash yourself
(b) The ones that tell you not to smoke
(c) The ones that tell you not to flush
(d) The ones that tell you to have a good flight

8. Why does Seinfeld find ambulance windshield stickers amusing?
(a) They are misspelled
(b) They are written backwards
(c) They shine in the dark
(d) They confuse drivers

9. What does Seinfeld compare marriage to?
(a) A dog pound
(b) The mafia
(c) The government
(d) Prison

10. What does Seinfeld say there is a large industry of?
(a) Bad gifts
(b) Children's books
(c) Poor beer
(d) Tasteless food

11. What does Seinfeld picture when he hears the word nightcap?
(a) A gown
(b) A hat
(c) Sex
(d) Beer

12. What does Seinfeld find scarier than any of the rides at Coney Island?
(a) A serious relationship
(b) The train ride there
(c) His parents arguing
(d) Falling ill

13. What is the title of this chapter?
(a) Getting the message
(b) Paldom
(c) The male code
(d) The gift of friendship

14. What can a woman do to a man?
(a) Take away his freedom
(b) Cook for him
(c) Paralyze him
(d) Suffocate him

15. What of the following does Seinfeld list as a small thing on a plane?
(a) Delays
(b) Seats
(c) Food
(d) TV screen

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld like to pretend he is when he is talking to a friend he does not like?

2. What does Seinfeld believe does not exist?

3. What does Seinfeld say allows you a second chance?

4. What does Seinfeld talk about a woman doing to her legs?

5. Why do limos confuse Seinfeld?

(see the answer keys)

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