3. What does Seinfeld think a man cares about the woman he is dating?
(a) Her humor
(b) Her sense of fun
(c) Her clothes
(d) Her looks

4. What does Seinfeld think is the best part of being in a relationship?
(a) Having your meals cooked
(b) Having sex
(c) Arguing
(d) Being sick

5. What kind of voice does Seinfeld like a woman to have?
(a) A breathy voice
(b) A high voice
(c) A deep voice
(d) A giggly voice

6. Which of the following cars does Seinfeld talk about in this chapter?
(a) Mercedes
(b) Land Rovers
(c) Compact car
(d) Station wagon

7. What will people in New York do to get a parking space?
(a) Prostitute themselves
(b) Maime
(c) Shoot
(d) Kill

8. Why is Seinfeld always nervous when he drives to the airport?
(a) He may have to pick up a strange hitchhiker
(b) He may have forgotten something
(c) He may miss his flight
(d) He may crash

9. What does Seinfeld think men are afraid of?
(a) Feelings
(b) Themselves
(c) Sex
(d) Commitment

10. Why does Seinfeld think that all men are homophobes?
(a) They are suggestible
(b) They are scared
(c) They don't like themselves
(d) They don't understand them

11. Which of the following is an example of a bad gift?
(a) Shower radio
(b) Porn magazine
(c) Shower cap
(d) Beer mats

12. What makes Seinfeld more nervous than flying?
(a) Waiting to take off
(b) Driving to the airport
(c) Meeting someone he knows on the plane
(d) Greeting people at the other end

13. Why does Seinfeld say it is hard to do favors for people?
(a) No one wants you to do them a favor
(b) No one appreciates them
(c) It is boring
(d) It is too time consuming

14. What does Seinfeld observe men often act like?
(a) Saliva
(b) Snot
(c) Sperm
(d) Testicles

15. What is Seinfeld surprised a woman can be afraid of when she has the courage to wax her legs?
(a) Grasshopper
(b) Mice
(c) Rats
(d) Spiders