2. Why is Seinfeld disappointed when someone answers the phone?
(a) He like answering machines
(b) He is usually talking to another friend
(c) He never knows what to say
(d) He like ringtones

3. What will people in New York do to get a parking space?
(a) Shoot
(b) Prostitute themselves
(c) Kill
(d) Maime

4. What word does Seinfeld find funny?
(a) Fumble
(b) Nightcap
(c) Tumbleweed
(d) Pretty ugly

5. Why does Seinfeld think naked people are uncomfortable?
(a) They think they are ugly
(b) They never know where to look
(c) They have no clothes to fiddle with
(d) They are cold

6. What kind of room does Seinfeld think people should meet in before a date?
(a) A dining room
(b) An interview room
(c) A prison visitation room
(d) A drawing room

7. What does Seinfeld think is like a job interview?
(a) Buying a dog
(b) Sex
(c) Dating
(d) Stand up

8. What does Seinfeld say it says when someone buys you a paperweight?
(a) I put no effort into this gift
(b) You were an after thought
(c) I don't like you
(d) I felt I had to buy you something

9. What does Seinfeld say he hates?
(a) Clothes
(b) Bars
(c) Computers
(d) Children

10. Why does Seinfeld say it is hard to do favors for people?
(a) It is too time consuming
(b) It is boring
(c) No one appreciates them
(d) No one wants you to do them a favor

11. What do driving schools remove from your driving license?
(a) Dates of birth
(b) Tickets
(c) Names
(d) Photgraphs

12. What does Seinfeld think a man cares about the woman he is dating?
(a) Her sense of fun
(b) Her clothes
(c) Her looks
(d) Her humor

13. What is the second section of this chapter called?
(a) Feeling myself
(b) Loving my lover
(c) Paldom
(d) Getting the message

14. What does Seinfeld say is the downside of receiving a message on your answering machine?
(a) Someone who thinks they are funny
(b) You have to listen to it
(c) Someone wants something
(d) You have to delete it

15. What does Seinfeld think all men are?
(a) Lesbians
(b) Homophobes
(c) Homosexual
(d) Wife beaters