3. What does Seinfeld say is like a mirage in the desert?
(a) Learner drivers
(b) Handicap parking spaces
(c) Drinking fountains
(d) Limos

4. What word does Seinfeld find funny?
(a) Pretty ugly
(b) Tumbleweed
(c) Nightcap
(d) Fumble

5. What does Seinfeld think men are afraid of?
(a) Feelings
(b) Sex
(c) Themselves
(d) Commitment

6. What does Seinfeld think is the best part of being in a relationship?
(a) Having sex
(b) Being sick
(c) Arguing
(d) Having your meals cooked

7. What is the title of the first section of this chapter?
(a) Is it a Bird?
(b) Look, Up in the Air
(c) Fun, Fun, Fun
(d) On the Ground

8. What does Seinfeld say allows you a second chance?
(a) Filming a movie
(b) Your parents
(c) Your best friends
(d) Writing a novel

9. What makes Seinfeld more nervous than flying?
(a) Greeting people at the other end
(b) Driving to the airport
(c) Meeting someone he knows on the plane
(d) Waiting to take off

10. What can a woman do to a man?
(a) Cook for him
(b) Paralyze him
(c) Suffocate him
(d) Take away his freedom

11. What does Seinfeld say he is not scared of?
(a) Walking
(b) Running
(c) Flying
(d) Driving

12. What does Seinfeld think a woman has to like about the man she is dating?
(a) His clothes
(b) His humor
(c) His job
(d) His wallet

13. Who used to be sacrificed in volcanoes?
(a) Husbands
(b) Virgins
(c) Cheating wives
(d) Witches

14. What does Seinfeld say people lock up in their lockers in the gym?
(a) Their steroids
(b) Their keys
(c) Their wallets
(d) Their dirty clothes

15. What do driving schools remove from your driving license?
(a) Dates of birth
(b) Names
(c) Tickets
(d) Photgraphs