4. What is the title of the first section of this chapter?
(a) Is it a Bird?
(b) Fun, Fun, Fun
(c) Look, Up in the Air
(d) On the Ground

5. Why does Seinfeld believe people invented the answering machine?
(a) People have nothing to say to each other
(b) People always need to say something
(c) People were bored
(d) People hate to miss out

6. What does Seinfeld hate saying?
(a) The wrong thing
(b) The right thing
(c) You fibber
(d) I love you

7. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny that people lock up their dirty clothes?
(a) People want to borrow them
(b) People want to smell them
(c) No one wants to see them
(d) No one would steal them

8. What will people in New York do to get a parking space?
(a) Prostitute themselves
(b) Shoot
(c) Kill
(d) Maime

9. What does Seinfeld say ruins leather jackets?
(a) Rain
(b) Beer stains
(c) The snow
(d) Food stains

10. What does Seinfeld picture when he hears the word nightcap?
(a) Beer
(b) A hat
(c) Sex
(d) A gown

11. What is the second section of this chapter called?
(a) Loving my lover
(b) Feeling myself
(c) Paldom
(d) Getting the message

12. What does the little man at the terminal tell people how to do?
(a) Make a connecting flight
(b) Use your cell phones safely
(c) Put on a life jacket
(d) Board the plane orderly

13. What does Seinfeld say is the downside of receiving a message on your answering machine?
(a) You have to delete it
(b) Someone who thinks they are funny
(c) You have to listen to it
(d) Someone wants something

14. Which of the following is not an example of a bad gift?
(a) Shower radio
(b) Ashtray
(c) Paper weight
(d) Gift certificate

15. Why do limos confuse Seinfeld?
(a) You never see anyone get in or out
(b) They always go too slowly
(c) Their windows are tinted
(d) They are too long