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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What kind of date does Seinfeld think should only last for a few seconds?
(a) A foreign date
(b) An office date
(c) A dinner date
(d) A blind date

2. What does Seinfeld think is like a job interview?
(a) Dating
(b) Sex
(c) Buying a dog
(d) Stand up

3. Where does Seinfeld think it is stupid to take your date?
(a) To the movies
(b) To dinner
(c) To a park
(d) To a zoo

4. What does Seinfeld not find appealing?
(a) Pornography
(b) Smoking
(c) Drugs
(d) Drinking

5. What is the title of this chapter?
(a) Paldom
(b) The male code
(c) Getting the message
(d) The gift of friendship

6. What makes Seinfeld more nervous than flying?
(a) Waiting to take off
(b) Meeting someone he knows on the plane
(c) Driving to the airport
(d) Greeting people at the other end

7. What does Seinfeld think that people will one day show others how to save themselves from in a commercial?
(a) Heart attacks
(b) Strokes
(c) Choking
(d) Cancer

8. What does Seinfeld think is a reflection of how you feel when you wake up in a strange house after a date?
(a) Your teeth
(b) Your hair
(c) Your clothes
(d) Your smell

9. What is the first section of this chapter called?
(a) Male code
(b) Male lovers
(c) Male bonding
(d) Male fun

10. What does Seinfeld's hair always say in the morning when he wakes up in a strange bed?
(a) Tired
(b) Relieved
(c) Panicked
(d) Relaxed

11. What does Seinfeld like to pretend he is when he is talking to a friend he does not like?
(a) A social worker
(b) A comedian
(c) A talkshow host
(d) A counselor

12. What is the second section of this chapter called?
(a) Getting the message
(b) Feeling myself
(c) Paldom
(d) Loving my lover

13. What does Seinfeld say is the one thing that is appealing about smoking?
(a) Relaxation
(b) Smoke
(c) Buying cigarettes
(d) Fire

14. What does Seinfeld say ruins leather jackets?
(a) Food stains
(b) The snow
(c) Rain
(d) Beer stains

15. What does Seinfeld think men are afraid of?
(a) Commitment
(b) Themselves
(c) Feelings
(d) Sex

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld talk about a woman doing to her legs?

2. What does Seinfeld think is the best part of being in a relationship?

3. What does Seinfeld say is like a mirage in the desert?

4. What does Seinfeld think a woman has to like about the man she is dating?

5. What does Seinfeld think a flight attendant should never do?

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