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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What does Seinfeld believe men are like when it comes to sex?
(a) Fireman
(b) Soldiers
(c) Policeman
(d) Bums
2. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny that people lock up their dirty clothes?
(a) No one would steal them
(b) People want to borrow them
(c) People want to smell them
(d) No one wants to see them
3. What is Seinfeld surprised a woman can be afraid of when she has the courage to wax her legs?
(a) Rats
(b) Spiders
(c) Mice
(d) Grasshopper
4. What does Seinfeld believe women are like when it comes to sex?
(a) Smoke
(b) Water
(c) Ice
(d) Fire
5. Why does Seinfeld find ambulance windshield stickers amusing?
(a) They are written backwards
(b) They confuse drivers
(c) They are misspelled
(d) They shine in the dark
6. What does Seinfeld think the baby basically is?
(a) Unattractive and boring
(b) Smelly and noisy
(c) Talkative and ugly
(d) Frightening and thoughtless
7. What kind of deodorant does Seinfeld say he does not like?
(a) Roll on deodrant
(b) All deodrant
(c) Spray deodrant
(d) Deodrant with cologne
8. What does Seinfeld say people lock up in their lockers in the gym?
(a) Their dirty clothes
(b) Their wallets
(c) Their keys
(d) Their steroids
9. What does Seinfeld think that people will one day show others how to save themselves from in a commercial?
(a) Strokes
(b) Cancer
(c) Heart attacks
(d) Choking
10. What does Seinfeld say seems to have very active social lives?
(a) Writers
(b) Comedians
(c) Ventriloquist dummies
(d) Super heroes
11. What does Seinfeld think is funny?
(a) Exercise
(b) Drinking
(c) His humor
(d) Smoking
12. What is the second section of this chapter called?
(a) Getting the message
(b) Paldom
(c) Loving my lover
(d) Feeling myself
13. What do you risk happening at the end of a date?
(a) Feeling deflated
(b) Being turned away
(c) Feeling drunk
(d) Being naked
14. What is Seinfeld uncertain about doing during sex?
(a) Talking
(b) Laughing
(c) Coughing
(d) Yawning
15. What does Seinfeld talk about a woman doing to her legs?
(a) Shaving
(b) Tanning
(c) Slapping
(d) Waxing
Short Answer Questions
1. What kind of date does Seinfeld think should only last for a few seconds?
2. What kind of tests does Seinfeld say he is competitive in?
3. What is male friendship conditional on?
4. What does Seinfeld think men are afraid of?
5. What animal does Seinfeld say has spent most of its life outdoor?
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