2. Which of the following cars does Seinfeld talk about in this chapter?
(a) Station wagon
(b) Compact car
(c) Land Rovers
(d) Mercedes

3. Why do limos confuse Seinfeld?
(a) They are too long
(b) You never see anyone get in or out
(c) Their windows are tinted
(d) They always go too slowly

4. What kind of stores does Seinfeld think are overpriced?
(a) Hotel stores
(b) Diamond stores
(c) Theme park stores
(d) Airport stores

5. Who used to be sacrificed in volcanoes?
(a) Witches
(b) Cheating wives
(c) Virgins
(d) Husbands

6. What does Seinfeld think is funny?
(a) Smoking
(b) Drinking
(c) Exercise
(d) His humor

7. What does Seinfeld think there should always be a rule book for?
(a) Conversation
(b) Dating
(c) Sex
(d) Babies

8. What does Seinfeld say men are bad at buying?
(a) Clothes
(b) Drink
(c) Women
(d) Food

9. Where does Seinfeld think it is stupid to take your date?
(a) To a zoo
(b) To a park
(c) To dinner
(d) To the movies

10. What does Seinfeld picture when he hears the word nightcap?
(a) Beer
(b) A gown
(c) A hat
(d) Sex

11. Why does Seinfeld think that all men are homophobes?
(a) They don't understand them
(b) They don't like themselves
(c) They are scared
(d) They are suggestible

12. Who does Seinfeld feel sorry for in the subway?
(a) The train driver
(b) The cleaner
(c) The ticket seller
(d) The token taker

13. What does Seinfeld talk about a woman doing to her legs?
(a) Slapping
(b) Shaving
(c) Waxing
(d) Tanning

14. What makes Seinfeld more nervous than flying?
(a) Waiting to take off
(b) Driving to the airport
(c) Meeting someone he knows on the plane
(d) Greeting people at the other end

15. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny to get into shape?
(a) It looks ugly
(b) There are better things to do
(c) It is boring
(d) They is no real reason for it