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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What was Seinfeld not very good at as a child?
(a) Joking
(b) Talking
(c) Peeing
(d) Eating
2. What superhero is Seinfeld a big fan of?
(a) Captain America
(b) Batman
(c) Hellboy
(d) Superman
3. Who thinks their audience is dumb?
(a) Magicians
(b) Concert pianists
(c) Talk show hosts
(d) Clowns
4. What kind of security guards does Seinfeld talk about?
(a) Supermarket security guards
(b) Celebrity security guards
(c) Museum security guards
(d) Bank security guards
5. What did Seinfeld's teachers write on his test papers?
(a) Just passed
(b) Good try
(c) Vague
(d) Not to standard
6. Where does Seinfeld think is a scary place to work?
(a) Radioshack
(b) Macdonalds
(c) Hoffritz
(d) Walmart
7. What does Seinfeld think all the snakes are?
(a) Ugly
(b) Evil
(c) Dead
(d) Beautiful
8. What does Seinfeld think is the funniest part of a lawyer's job?
(a) Pretending to whisper to your client
(b) Saying your honor
(c) Saying objection
(d) Trying to set free an obvious criminal
9. What seafood does Seinfeld think it is cruel to eat?
(a) Oysters
(b) Lobster
(c) Crab
(d) Carp
10. What city does Seinfeld think is like a mall?
(a) Seattle
(b) Denver
(c) Los Angeles
(d) New York
11. What does Seinfeld's unemployed friend have to work hard at doing?
(a) Finding something to do
(b) Waking up in the morning
(c) Feeling happy
(d) Keeping his benefits
12. What does Seinfeld say people do when they get older?
(a) Give up
(b) Shrink
(c) Become boring
(d) Lose their humor
13. What does Seinfeld say people like to recommend to each other?
(a) Doctors
(b) Musicians
(c) Lawyers
(d) Dentists
14. What did Seinfeld's parakeet use to fly into?
(a) Doors
(b) Mirrors
(c) Walls
(d) Windows
15. What part of the zoo does Seinfeld talk about?
(a) The snake house
(b) The bird house
(c) The monkey house
(d) The lion's den
Short Answer Questions
1. How do people know they are getting older?
2. What should Seinfeld think the IRS should do?
3. Where did Seinfeld's parents use to drag him to as a kid?
4. What invention does Seinfeld talk about?
5. What does Seinfeld think workers should come up with so they don't have to think of different replies?
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