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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say confuses him about films?
(a) The subtitles
(b) The music
(c) The characters
(d) The plot

2. What does Seinfeld say a woman carries in her wallet?
(a) Letters
(b) Pens
(c) Photographs
(d) Coupons

3. What state do Seinfeld's parents live in?
(a) Washington
(b) Florida
(c) Mississippi
(d) New York

4. What seafood does Seinfeld think it is cruel to eat?
(a) Lobster
(b) Crab
(c) Oysters
(d) Carp

5. What kind of shows does Seinfeld hate on TV?
(a) "To be continued" shows
(b) Soap opera
(c) British shows
(d) Science fiction shows

6. What does Seinfeld hate about going to the doctor's?
(a) The reception staff
(b) The syringe
(c) The waiting office
(d) The magazines

7. Where does Seinfeld say he can never find anything?
(a) The mall
(b) The supermarket
(c) The car
(d) The kitchen

8. Which of the following things did Seinfeld's parents fight over in the car?
(a) The color of the car
(b) If the seats were leather
(c) How much gas
(d) If they needed a new car

9. Who does Seinfeld say cannot tell time?
(a) Secretaries
(b) Doctors
(c) Psychiatrists
(d) Pharmacists

10. What does Seinfeld think workers should come up with so they don't have to think of different replies?
(a) A look
(b) A handshake
(c) A code
(d) A dance

11. Who does Seinfeld say stands very high?
(a) A psychiatrist
(b) A policeman
(c) A judge
(d) A pharmacist

12. What does Seinfeld say he is not good at doing?
(a) Investing money
(b) Concentrating
(c) Drinking beer
(d) Falling in love

13. How do people know they are getting older?
(a) When they have to take their teeth out to eat
(b) When they find the fish tank interesting
(c) When they can't blow out a candle
(d) When they become hunchbacked

14. What is Seinfeld afraid about hiring for his apartment?
(a) A maid
(b) A storyteller
(c) A clown
(d) A man servant

15. What city does Seinfeld say is entertaining?
(a) Los Angeles
(b) Las Vegas
(c) New York
(d) San Francisco

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think life boils down to?

2. What women's sport does Seinfeld say he likes?

3. What does Seinfeld think it is fun to do when you are a policeman?

4. Why did Seinfeld not call the police when someone robbed his house?

5. What job does Seinfeld think is the toughest?

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