2. Why did Seinfeld not call the police when someone robbed his house?
(a) The robbers did him favor
(b) There is nothing they could do
(c) He was too busy
(d) He had just stolen some food

3. Who is Seinfeld's favorite Superman?
(a) Dean Cain
(b) George Reeves
(c) Kirk Alyn
(d) Christopher Reeves

4. What do policemen have to give people before they arrest them?
(a) The Oracle
(b) The Bloomer
(c) The Miranda
(d) The Yama

5. Who does Seinfeld say stands very high?
(a) A psychiatrist
(b) A pharmacist
(c) A policeman
(d) A judge

6. What does Seinfeld say he has never had?
(a) A Long Island Ice Tea
(b) A Budweiser
(c) A long term relationship
(d) A real job

7. What does Seinfeld think life boils down to?
(a) Love
(b) Movement
(c) Laughter
(d) Drinking

8. What does Seinfeld say a woman carries in her wallet?
(a) Photographs
(b) Letters
(c) Coupons
(d) Pens

9. What does Seinfeld say people do when they get older?
(a) Become boring
(b) Lose their humor
(c) Shrink
(d) Give up

10. What kind of shows does Seinfeld find very entertaining?
(a) Sex shows
(b) Strip shows
(c) Horse shows
(d) Fashion shows

11. What does Seinfeld think a museum security cannot stop someone from doing?
(a) Stealing
(b) Talking loudly
(c) Not paying
(d) Staying the night

12. Who does Seinfeld think are the only people who know all the rules to the country?
(a) Politicians
(b) Lawyers
(c) Barmen
(d) Police

13. What does Seinfeld say old people have to continuously look for?
(a) Their mind
(b) Their Teeth
(c) Dogs
(d) Boxes

14. Who do women carry photographs of?
(a) Their lovers
(b) Everyone they have ever met
(c) Their children
(d) Their family members

15. What does Seinfeld think it is fun to do when you are a policeman?
(a) Giving people tickets
(b) Interviewing people
(c) Telling people what to do
(d) Handcuffing people