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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why does Seinfeld not want his questions about Superman answered?
(a) There are better things to do
(b) He thinks he will be disappointed
(c) He wants to leave it a mystery
(d) He wants to keep enjoying it

2. What does Seinfeld say confuses him about films?
(a) The subtitles
(b) The plot
(c) The music
(d) The characters

3. What does Seinfeld call footballers?
(a) A bunch of millionnaires running after a ball
(b) A bunch of good looking guys
(c) A bunch of confused looking boneheads
(d) A bunch of college drop outs getting paid more than him

4. What does Seinfeld think it must be awful to be called all the time?
(a) A clown
(b) A lion tamer
(c) A freak
(d) A writer

5. What does Seinfeld say he is not good at doing?
(a) Concentrating
(b) Drinking beer
(c) Investing money
(d) Falling in love

6. What kind of animal did Seinfeld have as a pet?
(a) A parakeet
(b) A dog
(c) A cat
(d) A mouse

7. What does Seinfeld think a museum security cannot stop someone from doing?
(a) Talking loudly
(b) Staying the night
(c) Not paying
(d) Stealing

8. What does Seinfeld say is all his father does in Florida?
(a) Watch television
(b) Play golf
(c) Sleep
(d) Take saunas and hot tubs

9. What does Seinfeld hate about going to the doctor's?
(a) The magazines
(b) The reception staff
(c) The syringe
(d) The waiting office

10. Who does Seinfeld say stands very high?
(a) A psychiatrist
(b) A pharmacist
(c) A judge
(d) A policeman

11. What did Seinfeld's parakeet use to fly into?
(a) Mirrors
(b) Windows
(c) Doors
(d) Walls

12. What was Seinfeld not very good at as a child?
(a) Peeing
(b) Talking
(c) Eating
(d) Joking

13. What do policemen have to give people before they arrest them?
(a) The Bloomer
(b) The Miranda
(c) The Oracle
(d) The Yama

14. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny that the police always have to give someone the Miranda?
(a) The criminal could get away
(b) People know it from TV
(c) People never listen to it
(d) Other people have to be helped

15. What superhero is Seinfeld a big fan of?
(a) Captain America
(b) Batman
(c) Superman
(d) Hellboy

Short Answer Questions

1. Who does Seinfeld think the movie theater refuses to hire?

2. What is the title of the second section?

3. What state do Seinfeld's parents live in?

4. Who thinks their audience is dumb?

5. Why can't comedians do "to be continued" shows?

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