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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why does Seinfeld not talk to people about his work?
(a) People expect him to be funny
(b) He does not like to show off
(c) They want him to buy them drinks
(d) It makes people nervous

2. What member of the orchestra does Seinfeld wonder about?
(a) The bassist
(b) The violinist
(c) The conductor
(d) The celloist

3. Why does Seinfeld think his parents live in Florida?
(a) It is near the doctors
(b) They are old
(c) It is easy
(d) They like it

4. What does Seinfeld think makes little sense at movie theaters?
(a) Aisles
(b) Drink holders
(c) Folding chairs
(d) Advertisements

5. What does Seinfeld hate about going to the doctor's?
(a) The waiting office
(b) The syringe
(c) The reception staff
(d) The magazines

6. What did Seinfeld's parakeet use to fly into?
(a) Walls
(b) Mirrors
(c) Windows
(d) Doors

7. What was Seinfeld not very good at as a child?
(a) Eating
(b) Joking
(c) Talking
(d) Peeing

8. What does Seinfeld think a museum security cannot stop someone from doing?
(a) Not paying
(b) Staying the night
(c) Talking loudly
(d) Stealing

9. What newspapers does Seinfeld particularly dislike?
(a) The weekday newspapers
(b) The local newspapers
(c) The Sunday newspapers
(d) The tabloid newspapers

10. What does Seinfeld think is the worst thing about television?
(a) People are doing better than he is
(b) The shows are pointless
(c) It is too nostalgic
(d) It makes him want to do nothing

11. What does Seinfeld think life boils down to?
(a) Movement
(b) Laughter
(c) Drinking
(d) Love

12. Where did Seinfeld's parents use to drag him to as a kid?
(a) Antique fairs
(b) Car fairs
(c) Historical sites
(d) Church

13. What does Seinfeld say he imagined he could taste the difference between as a kid?
(a) Smarties
(b) Jawbreakers
(c) M&Ms
(d) Winegums

14. What women's sport does Seinfeld say he likes?
(a) Hockey
(b) Gymnasts
(c) Beach volleyball
(d) Tennis

15. What does Seinfeld say men like to do when watching TV?
(a) Play with themselves
(b) Drink beer
(c) Eat chips
(d) Channel surf

Short Answer Questions

1. What type of place does Seinfeld find too strict?

2. What does Seinfeld's unemployed friend have to work hard at doing?

3. What does Seinfeld say a woman carries in her wallet?

4. What does Seinfeld think workers should come up with so they don't have to think of different replies?

5. What does Seinfeld say hunger can lead to?

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