2. Who does Seinfeld think are the only people who know all the rules to the country?
(a) Lawyers
(b) Police
(c) Politicians
(d) Barmen

3. What does Seinfeld think a museum security cannot stop someone from doing?
(a) Stealing
(b) Talking loudly
(c) Staying the night
(d) Not paying

4. What kind of knives does Seinfeld say TV encouraged him to buy?
(a) Ginsu knives
(b) Jaksu knives
(c) Rotor knives
(d) Quang knives

5. Where does Seinfeld say he can never find anything?
(a) The supermarket
(b) The car
(c) The mall
(d) The kitchen

6. Why does Seinfeld not want his questions about Superman answered?
(a) He thinks he will be disappointed
(b) There are better things to do
(c) He wants to leave it a mystery
(d) He wants to keep enjoying it

7. What does Seinfeld think is the worst thing about television?
(a) It makes him want to do nothing
(b) The shows are pointless
(c) It is too nostalgic
(d) People are doing better than he is

8. What does Seinfeld say he likes about his life?
(a) His eating habits
(b) His freedom
(c) His work
(d) His friends

9. What does Seinfeld think workers should come up with so they don't have to think of different replies?
(a) A look
(b) A code
(c) A dance
(d) A handshake

10. What does Seinfeld say he imagined he could taste the difference between as a kid?
(a) Smarties
(b) Jawbreakers
(c) M&Ms
(d) Winegums

11. Who do women carry photographs of?
(a) Everyone they have ever met
(b) Their family members
(c) Their children
(d) Their lovers

12. What did Seinfeld's parakeet use to fly into?
(a) Mirrors
(b) Windows
(c) Doors
(d) Walls

13. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny that the police always have to give someone the Miranda?
(a) Other people have to be helped
(b) People never listen to it
(c) The criminal could get away
(d) People know it from TV

14. What does Seinfeld say that talk show hosts never seem to know?
(a) How much time they have left
(b) How much money they earn
(c) Who their guests are
(d) Who their friends are

15. Who does Seinfeld think should be licensed?
(a) Tarot readers
(b) Psychics
(c) Cigarette smokers
(d) Dog owners