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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What kind of uniform caused boys to beat Seinfeld up?
(a) Salvation Army
(b) Mafia
(c) Ballerina
(d) Cub Scouts
2. What type of place does Seinfeld find too strict?
(a) Courthouses
(b) Ski resorts
(c) Hotels
(d) Health clubs
3. What does Seinfeld think a person needs on their feet to follow a mall map?
(a) Suction cups
(b) Slippers
(c) Hiking boots
(d) Skiis
4. What does Seinfeld think is the funniest part of a lawyer's job?
(a) Saying objection
(b) Saying your honor
(c) Trying to set free an obvious criminal
(d) Pretending to whisper to your client
5. What does Seinfeld say he is not good at doing?
(a) Investing money
(b) Falling in love
(c) Concentrating
(d) Drinking beer
6. What does Seinfeld say that talk show hosts never seem to know?
(a) How much time they have left
(b) Who their guests are
(c) Who their friends are
(d) How much money they earn
7. What does Seinfeld say confuses him about films?
(a) The subtitles
(b) The characters
(c) The music
(d) The plot
8. What kind of commercials does Seinfeld hate?
(a) Macdonald commercials
(b) Car commercials
(c) Commercials with celebrities
(d) Public service commercials
9. What does Seinfeld think it is fun to do when you are a policeman?
(a) Telling people what to do
(b) Giving people tickets
(c) Handcuffing people
(d) Interviewing people
10. What did Seinfeld's mother do to the food to get him to eat?
(a) Make it into a face
(b) Liquidise it
(c) Disguise it
(d) Put sugar on it
11. What kind of cars does Seinfeld say he liked as a kid?
(a) Bumper cars
(b) Vintage cars
(c) Indy cars
(d) Drag racers
12. Who does Seinfeld think are the only people who know all the rules to the country?
(a) Police
(b) Politicians
(c) Barmen
(d) Lawyers
13. What does Seinfeld say he likes about his life?
(a) His eating habits
(b) His freedom
(c) His work
(d) His friends
14. What does Seinfeld say people like to recommend to each other?
(a) Doctors
(b) Dentists
(c) Musicians
(d) Lawyers
15. What do policemen have to give people before they arrest them?
(a) The Oracle
(b) The Miranda
(c) The Yama
(d) The Bloomer
Short Answer Questions
1. What superhero is Seinfeld a big fan of?
2. What city does Seinfeld say is entertaining?
3. Why did Seinfeld not call the police when someone robbed his house?
4. Where did Seinfeld's parents use to drag him to as a kid?
5. What city does Seinfeld think is like a mall?
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