Seinlanguage Test | Final Test - Easy

This set of Lesson Plans consists of approximately 102 pages of tests, essay questions, lessons, and other teaching materials.

Seinlanguage Test | Final Test - Easy

This set of Lesson Plans consists of approximately 102 pages of tests, essay questions, lessons, and other teaching materials.
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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who thinks their audience is dumb?
(a) Talk show hosts
(b) Clowns
(c) Magicians
(d) Concert pianists

2. Where does Seinfeld think is a scary place to work?
(a) Walmart
(b) Radioshack
(c) Macdonalds
(d) Hoffritz

3. Why does Seinfeld hate "to be continued" shows?
(a) He can never bother to watch the second part
(b) He feels like he has wasted his time
(c) It is always a disappointment
(d) You have to wait for a good ending

4. What kind of uniform caused boys to beat Seinfeld up?
(a) Salvation Army
(b) Cub Scouts
(c) Mafia
(d) Ballerina

5. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny that the police always have to give someone the Miranda?
(a) People never listen to it
(b) Other people have to be helped
(c) The criminal could get away
(d) People know it from TV

6. What did Seinfeld's parakeet use to fly into?
(a) Mirrors
(b) Doors
(c) Walls
(d) Windows

7. Who is Seinfeld's favorite Superman?
(a) Dean Cain
(b) Kirk Alyn
(c) Christopher Reeves
(d) George Reeves

8. What does Seinfeld say is all his father does in Florida?
(a) Take saunas and hot tubs
(b) Play golf
(c) Sleep
(d) Watch television

9. Which of the following things did Seinfeld's parents fight over in the car?
(a) If the seats were leather
(b) If they needed a new car
(c) The color of the car
(d) How much gas

10. What does Seinfeld say he likes about his life?
(a) His freedom
(b) His work
(c) His eating habits
(d) His friends

11. What kind of shows does Seinfeld hate on TV?
(a) Science fiction shows
(b) "To be continued" shows
(c) British shows
(d) Soap opera

12. What kind of knives does Seinfeld say TV encouraged him to buy?
(a) Rotor knives
(b) Jaksu knives
(c) Ginsu knives
(d) Quang knives

13. What did Seinfeld's teachers write on his test papers?
(a) Vague
(b) Good try
(c) Not to standard
(d) Just passed

14. What is the title of the second section?
(a) Super Sein
(b) Media Mezzo
(c) Criminal Life
(d) My Money's Not Working

15. What does Seinfeld say hunger can lead to?
(a) Starvation
(b) Looting
(c) Zombies
(d) Cannibalism

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think a museum security cannot stop someone from doing?

2. Why does Seinfeld not talk to people about his work?

3. What should Seinfeld think the IRS should do?

4. What job does Seinfeld think is the best in law enforcement?

5. What does Seinfeld hate about going to the doctor's?

(see the answer keys)

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