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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny that the police always have to give someone the Miranda?
(a) People know it from TV
(b) Other people have to be helped
(c) People never listen to it
(d) The criminal could get away

2. Where did Seinfeld's parents use to drag him to as a kid?
(a) Church
(b) Antique fairs
(c) Car fairs
(d) Historical sites

3. Who thinks their audience is dumb?
(a) Concert pianists
(b) Clowns
(c) Talk show hosts
(d) Magicians

4. What does Seinfeld think is the worst thing about television?
(a) It is too nostalgic
(b) The shows are pointless
(c) People are doing better than he is
(d) It makes him want to do nothing

5. What is the title of the second section?
(a) Criminal Life
(b) Super Sein
(c) My Money's Not Working
(d) Media Mezzo

6. What kind of security guards does Seinfeld talk about?
(a) Supermarket security guards
(b) Bank security guards
(c) Celebrity security guards
(d) Museum security guards

7. What state do Seinfeld's parents live in?
(a) Washington
(b) New York
(c) Florida
(d) Mississippi

8. How do people know they are getting older?
(a) When they become hunchbacked
(b) When they have to take their teeth out to eat
(c) When they find the fish tank interesting
(d) When they can't blow out a candle

9. What superhero is Seinfeld a big fan of?
(a) Hellboy
(b) Superman
(c) Batman
(d) Captain America

10. Which of the following things did Seinfeld's parents fight over in the car?
(a) How much gas
(b) If they needed a new car
(c) The color of the car
(d) If the seats were leather

11. What part of the zoo does Seinfeld talk about?
(a) The lion's den
(b) The snake house
(c) The monkey house
(d) The bird house

12. Why can't comedians do "to be continued" shows?
(a) People would not come back
(b) People would be angry
(c) They would have to hire the same place out again
(d) The joke would not make sense

13. Who does Seinfeld say cannot tell time?
(a) Secretaries
(b) Pharmacists
(c) Doctors
(d) Psychiatrists

14. What was Seinfeld not very good at as a child?
(a) Peeing
(b) Talking
(c) Eating
(d) Joking

15. What does Seinfeld hate the clerk doing when he goes shopping?
(a) Verifying his credit card
(b) Telling him one of his jokes
(c) Telling him he has made a good choice
(d) Asking him if he is Jerry Seinfeld

Short Answer Questions

1. What kind of uniform caused boys to beat Seinfeld up?

2. What kind of animal did Seinfeld have as a pet?

3. What kind of cars does Seinfeld say he liked as a kid?

4. What kind of knives does Seinfeld say TV encouraged him to buy?

5. What type of place does Seinfeld find too strict?

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