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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why do Seinfeld's friends presume he is gay?
(a) He has many girlfriends
(b) He is neat
(c) He does not like sport
(d) He drinks wine

2. What is Seinfeld still too self-conscious to buy?
(a) Beer
(b) Condoms
(c) Hashish
(d) Dildos

3. What does Seinfeld wonder if there are keys to?
(a) A helicopter
(b) A fighter jet
(c) A plane
(d) A ferry

4. What does Seinfeld say ruins leather jackets?
(a) The snow
(b) Rain
(c) Food stains
(d) Beer stains

5. What does Seinfeld say there is a large industry of?
(a) Children's books
(b) Poor beer
(c) Tasteless food
(d) Bad gifts

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say men are bad at buying?

2. What does Seinfeld talk about a woman doing to her legs?

3. What is male friendship conditional on?

4. What does Seinfeld think that people will one day show others how to save themselves from in a commercial?

5. What is the second section of this chapter called?

Short Essay Questions

1. What is the difference between men and women when they buy clothes?

2. What does Seinfeld find curious about body odor?

3. What does Seinfeld think is the difference between men and women when it comes to sex?

4. Why does Seinfeld think marriage is like a government?

5. What does Seinfeld imagine that commercials will show in the future?

6. What does Seinfeld think about airports?

7. What does Seinfeld ask the flight attendants before the plane takes off?

8. Why does Seinfeld want an answering machine on him where ever he goes?

9. What does Seinfeld say he finds sexy in a woman?

10. What dose Seinfeld think about bad gifts?

(see the answer keys)

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