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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why does Seinfeld find ambulance windshield stickers amusing?
(a) They confuse drivers
(b) They are written backwards
(c) They shine in the dark
(d) They are misspelled

2. What is male friendship conditional on?
(a) Meeting a woman
(b) The ego
(c) Drinking beer
(d) Watching sport

3. What does Seinfeld think the baby basically is?
(a) Smelly and noisy
(b) Unattractive and boring
(c) Talkative and ugly
(d) Frightening and thoughtless

4. What does Seinfeld like to pretend he is when he is talking to a friend he does not like?
(a) A talkshow host
(b) A counselor
(c) A social worker
(d) A comedian

5. What does Seinfeld say is like a mirage in the desert?
(a) Handicap parking spaces
(b) Learner drivers
(c) Limos
(d) Drinking fountains

Short Answer Questions

1. Why does Seinfeld think naked people are uncomfortable?

2. Why do limos confuse Seinfeld?

3. What does Seinfeld say there is a large industry of?

4. What does Seinfeld say it says when someone buys you a paperweight?

5. What does Seinfeld believe is the uniform for all men?

Short Essay Questions

1. Why does Seinfeld think that fix up dates are the worst kind of dates?

2. What does Seinfeld ask the flight attendants before the plane takes off?

3. Why does Seinfeld think that people are afraid of flying?

4. Why does Seinfeld think people are uncomfortable when they are naked?

5. Why does Seinfeld think that modern dating is better than dating in the past?

6. What does Seinfeld think about airports?

7. What does Seinfeld find confusing about limos?

8. What does Seinfeld say he finds sexy in a woman?

9. What is the difference between men and women when they buy clothes?

10. What dose Seinfeld think about bad gifts?

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