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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why does Seinfeld think that all men are homophobes?
(a) They don't understand them
(b) They are suggestible
(c) They are scared
(d) They don't like themselves

2. What does Seinfeld picture when he hears the word nightcap?
(a) A gown
(b) Sex
(c) Beer
(d) A hat

3. What does Seinfeld think is funny?
(a) Smoking
(b) Drinking
(c) Exercise
(d) His humor

4. What does Seinfeld think is like a job interview?
(a) Buying a dog
(b) Stand up
(c) Dating
(d) Sex

5. Who does Seinfeld feel sorry for in the subway?
(a) The cleaner
(b) The token taker
(c) The ticket seller
(d) The train driver

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld believe is the uniform for all men?

2. What can a woman do to a man?

3. What does Seinfeld's hair always say in the morning when he wakes up in a strange bed?

4. What does Seinfeld talk about a woman doing to her legs?

5. Why does Seinfeld think naked people are uncomfortable?

Short Essay Questions

1. How does Seinfeld treat the friends he does not like?

2. What does Seinfeld find curious about body odor?

3. What does Seinfeld find confusing about limos?

4. Why does Seinfeld not like seeing people's newborn babies?

5. What does Seinfeld say male friendships are conditional on?

6. What does Seinfeld say he finds sexy in a woman?

7. What does Seinfeld think about car parking spaces?

8. What does Seinfeld believe people in a relationship should have to prevent a messy break?

9. What does Seinfeld think about favors?

10. Why does Seinfeld not like the term rhinoplasty?

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