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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld picture when he hears the word nightcap?
(a) Beer
(b) A hat
(c) Sex
(d) A gown

2. What does Seinfeld say is like a mirage in the desert?
(a) Learner drivers
(b) Handicap parking spaces
(c) Limos
(d) Drinking fountains

3. Why do limos confuse Seinfeld?
(a) They always go too slowly
(b) They are too long
(c) You never see anyone get in or out
(d) Their windows are tinted

4. What is the first section of this chapter called?
(a) Male bonding
(b) Male code
(c) Male fun
(d) Male lovers

5. What does Seinfeld say he hates?
(a) Computers
(b) Bars
(c) Children
(d) Clothes

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think men are afraid of?

2. What item of clothing does Seinfeld think a naked person should wear?

3. What does Seinfeld talk about a woman doing to her legs?

4. What is Seinfeld surprised a woman can be afraid of when she has the courage to wax her legs?

5. Which of the following is not an example of a bad gift?

Short Essay Questions

1. What does Seinfeld imagine that commercials will show in the future?

2. What does Seinfeld say male friendships are conditional on?

3. Why does Seinfeld not believe that dry cleaning exists?

4. Why does Seinfeld think people are uncomfortable when they are naked?

5. Why does Seinfeld not like seeing people's newborn babies?

6. What does Seinfeld think about planes?

7. What does Seinfeld think is the difference between men and women when it comes to sex?

8. Why does Seinfeld think that fix up dates are the worst kind of dates?

9. What dose Seinfeld think about bad gifts?

10. Why does Seinfeld find it strange that people lock up their dirty clothes when they go to the gym?

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