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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What kind of surgery does Seinfeld say he has never had?
(a) Plastic
(b) Tonsils
(c) Teeth
(d) Heart

2. What does Seinfeld think a man cares about the woman he is dating?
(a) Her clothes
(b) Her sense of fun
(c) Her looks
(d) Her humor

3. What kind of tests does Seinfeld say he is competitive in?
(a) All tests
(b) Physical tests
(c) Driving tests
(d) IQ tests

4. What does Seinfeld believe is the uniform for all men?
(a) Suits
(b) Jeans and a t-shirt
(c) Track suits
(d) Pajamas

5. What sign in the plane bathroom amuses Seinfeld?
(a) The ones that tell you not to flush
(b) The ones that tell you to have a good flight
(c) The ones that tell you to wash yourself
(d) The ones that tell you not to smoke

Short Answer Questions

1. What is Seinfeld uncertain about doing during sex?

2. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny to get into shape?

3. What does the little man at the terminal tell people how to do?

4. What does Seinfeld say a man is buried in when he dies?

5. What does Seinfeld think a flight attendant should never do?

Short Essay Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think is the difference between men and women when it comes to sex?

2. Why does Seinfeld think that all straight men are homophobes?

3. What does Seinfeld think about car parking spaces?

4. What does Seinfeld ask the flight attendants before the plane takes off?

5. What does Seinfeld believe people in a relationship should have to prevent a messy break?

6. Why does Seinfeld believe that the suit is the uniform of all men?

7. Why does Seinfeld find ambulance stickers amusing?

8. How does Seinfeld treat the friends he does not like?

9. Why does Seinfeld not like seeing people's newborn babies?

10. What does Seinfeld think about answering machines?

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