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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What are men interested in doing to their hair?
(a) Shaving it
(b) Removing it
(c) Transplanting it
(d) Growing it

2. What is the second section of this chapter called?
(a) Loving my lover
(b) Feeling myself
(c) Getting the message
(d) Paldom

3. What does Seinfeld compare divorce to?
(a) Being at war
(b) Being expelled
(c) Being caught by the police
(d) Being impeached

4. What does Seinfeld think there should always be a rule book for?
(a) Babies
(b) Sex
(c) Dating
(d) Conversation

5. What does Seinfeld not find appealing?
(a) Pornography
(b) Drinking
(c) Drugs
(d) Smoking

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld believe men are like when it comes to sex?

2. What kind of room does Seinfeld think people should meet in before a date?

3. What does Seinfeld observe men often act like?

4. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny to get into shape?

5. What does Seinfeld say is the downside of receiving a message on your answering machine?

Short Essay Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say he finds sexy in a woman?

2. Why does Seinfeld believe that the suit is the uniform of all men?

3. Why does Seinfeld think that dating over dinner is a stupid thing to do?

4. Why does Seinfeld want an answering machine on him where ever he goes?

5. What is the difference between men and women when they buy clothes?

6. Why does Seinfeld find it strange that people lock up their dirty clothes when they go to the gym?

7. What dose Seinfeld think about bad gifts?

8. What does Seinfeld ask the flight attendants before the plane takes off?

9. What does Seinfeld imagine that commercials will show in the future?

10. Why does Seinfeld think that modern dating is better than dating in the past?

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