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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What kind of deodorant does Seinfeld say he does not like?
(a) Deodrant with cologne
(b) All deodrant
(c) Roll on deodrant
(d) Spray deodrant
2. Why is Seinfeld always nervous when he drives to the airport?
(a) He may miss his flight
(b) He may have to pick up a strange hitchhiker
(c) He may crash
(d) He may have forgotten something
3. What does Seinfeld believe does not exist?
(a) Aliens
(b) Dishwashers
(c) Dry cleaning
(d) Nice people
4. Why do Seinfeld's friends presume he is gay?
(a) He has many girlfriends
(b) He does not like sport
(c) He drinks wine
(d) He is neat
5. Why does Seinfeld think the ambulance stickers are dangerous?
(a) A driver gets nervous when he reads it
(b) A driver immediately stops when he reads it
(c) A driver could get in an accident reading it
(d) A driver never looks into his mirror to read it
Short Answer Questions
1. What kind of room does Seinfeld think people should meet in before a date?
2. Why does Seinfeld say it is hard to do favors for people?
3. What do driving schools remove from your driving license?
4. What does the little man at the terminal tell people how to do?
5. What does Seinfeld think the bathrooms on a plane resemble?
Short Essay Questions
1. How does Seinfeld treat the friends he does not like?
2. What does Seinfeld compare dating to?
3. What is the difference between men and women when they buy clothes?
4. What does Seinfeld think about airports?
5. What does Seinfeld find confusing about limos?
6. Why does Seinfeld find ambulance stickers amusing?
7. What does Seinfeld imagine that commercials will show in the future?
8. Why does Seinfeld not believe that dry cleaning exists?
9. What is the only thing about flying that Seinfeld is always nervous about?
10. Why does Seinfeld not like seeing people's newborn babies?
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