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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What does Seinfeld think there should always be a rule book for?
(a) Sex
(b) Conversation
(c) Dating
(d) Babies
2. What does Seinfeld say it says when someone buys you a paperweight?
(a) I don't like you
(b) I felt I had to buy you something
(c) You were an after thought
(d) I put no effort into this gift
3. Why do Seinfeld's friends presume he is gay?
(a) He drinks wine
(b) He does not like sport
(c) He has many girlfriends
(d) He is neat
4. What does Seinfeld hate saying?
(a) The wrong thing
(b) You fibber
(c) I love you
(d) The right thing
5. What does Seinfeld picture when he hears the word nightcap?
(a) A gown
(b) A hat
(c) Sex
(d) Beer
Short Answer Questions
1. What is male friendship conditional on?
2. What does Seinfeld think all men are?
3. What does Seinfeld say is like a mirage in the desert?
4. What is Seinfeld surprised a woman can be afraid of when she has the courage to wax her legs?
5. What are men interested in doing to their hair?
Short Essay Questions
1. Why does Seinfeld find ambulance stickers amusing?
2. What does Seinfeld compare dating to?
3. Why does Seinfeld think that fix up dates are the worst kind of dates?
4. Why does Seinfeld find it strange that people lock up their dirty clothes when they go to the gym?
5. What does Seinfeld say male friendships are conditional on?
6. Why does Seinfeld think people are uncomfortable when they are naked?
7. What does Seinfeld think about planes?
8. Why does Seinfeld not like seeing people's newborn babies?
9. What does Seinfeld believe people in a relationship should have to prevent a messy break?
10. What does Seinfeld ask the flight attendants before the plane takes off?
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