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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say he has given often to his doctor?
(a) A urine sample
(b) A blood sample
(c) A hair sample
(d) A semen sample

2. Why is Seinfeld always nervous when he drives to the airport?
(a) He may have to pick up a strange hitchhiker
(b) He may miss his flight
(c) He may have forgotten something
(d) He may crash

3. What item of clothing does Seinfeld think a naked person should wear?
(a) A belt
(b) A bag
(c) A tie
(d) A t-shirt

4. What is the title of this chapter?
(a) The male code
(b) Paldom
(c) Getting the message
(d) The gift of friendship

5. What is the third section of this chapter called?
(a) The gift of friendship
(b) Loving the hard way
(c) Favors
(d) Don't ask me for anything

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld compare marriage to?

2. What is the title of the first section of this chapter?

3. What does Seinfeld say men are bad at buying?

4. What kind of surgery does Seinfeld say he has never had?

5. Which of the following cars does Seinfeld talk about in this chapter?

Short Essay Questions

1. How does Seinfeld treat the friends he does not like?

2. What does Seinfeld say he finds sexy in a woman?

3. Why does Seinfeld think that people are afraid of flying?

4. What does Seinfeld find confusing about limos?

5. Why does Seinfeld think that modern dating is better than dating in the past?

6. Why does Seinfeld think that fix up dates are the worst kind of dates?

7. Why does Seinfeld think people are uncomfortable when they are naked?

8. What does Seinfeld compare dating to?

9. Why does Seinfeld think that dating over dinner is a stupid thing to do?

10. Why does Seinfeld not believe that dry cleaning exists?

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