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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say he is not scared of?
(a) Driving
(b) Flying
(c) Walking
(d) Running

2. Why does Seinfeld think that planes are sometime late?
(a) They have lost the keys
(b) They have to fix the plane
(c) They have to arrange a party in the city they are traveling to
(d) The pilot is drunk

3. What does Seinfeld say he has given often to his doctor?
(a) A urine sample
(b) A hair sample
(c) A semen sample
(d) A blood sample

4. Why is Seinfeld disappointed when someone answers the phone?
(a) He like answering machines
(b) He is usually talking to another friend
(c) He never knows what to say
(d) He like ringtones

5. What kind of tests does Seinfeld say he is competitive in?
(a) All tests
(b) Driving tests
(c) IQ tests
(d) Physical tests

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say is like a mirage in the desert?

2. What did Seinfeld's friend just have?

3. What does Seinfeld think a woman has to like about the man she is dating?

4. What is Seinfeld still too self-conscious to buy?

5. Which of the following is not an example of a bad gift?

Short Essay Questions

1. Why does Seinfeld believe that the suit is the uniform of all men?

2. What does Seinfeld believe people in a relationship should have to prevent a messy break?

3. What is the difference between men and women when they buy clothes?

4. What does Seinfeld find curious about body odor?

5. Why does Seinfeld not like the term rhinoplasty?

6. How does Seinfeld treat the friends he does not like?

7. Why does Seinfeld think people are uncomfortable when they are naked?

8. Why does Seinfeld think marriage is like a government?

9. What does Seinfeld think about car parking spaces?

10. What does Seinfeld compare dating to?

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