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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What are men interested in doing to their hair?
(a) Growing it
(b) Removing it
(c) Shaving it
(d) Transplanting it

2. Why does Seinfeld think that all men are homophobes?
(a) They don't understand them
(b) They don't like themselves
(c) They are scared
(d) They are suggestible

3. Why does Seinfeld think that planes are sometime late?
(a) They have lost the keys
(b) They have to fix the plane
(c) They have to arrange a party in the city they are traveling to
(d) The pilot is drunk

4. What is Seinfeld still too self-conscious to buy?
(a) Hashish
(b) Condoms
(c) Dildos
(d) Beer

5. Who does Seinfeld feel sorry for in the subway?
(a) The token taker
(b) The ticket seller
(c) The cleaner
(d) The train driver

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say is the downside of receiving a message on your answering machine?

2. What does Seinfeld say ruins leather jackets?

3. Which of the following cars does Seinfeld talk about in this chapter?

4. What does Seinfeld picture when he hears the word nightcap?

5. What does Seinfeld think a man cares about the woman he is dating?

Short Essay Questions

1. Why does Seinfeld think that dating over dinner is a stupid thing to do?

2. Why does Seinfeld find it strange that people lock up their dirty clothes when they go to the gym?

3. What is the only thing about flying that Seinfeld is always nervous about?

4. What does Seinfeld find confusing about limos?

5. Why does Seinfeld not believe that dry cleaning exists?

6. What does Seinfeld believe people in a relationship should have to prevent a messy break?

7. What does Seinfeld say male friendships are conditional on?

8. Why does Seinfeld think that fix up dates are the worst kind of dates?

9. What does Seinfeld ask the flight attendants before the plane takes off?

10. What does Seinfeld think about car parking spaces?

(see the answer keys)

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