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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld believe men are like when it comes to sex?
(a) Policeman
(b) Bums
(c) Fireman
(d) Soldiers

2. What does Seinfeld believe is the uniform for all men?
(a) Jeans and a t-shirt
(b) Track suits
(c) Pajamas
(d) Suits

3. What does Seinfeld not find appealing?
(a) Drugs
(b) Drinking
(c) Smoking
(d) Pornography

4. Why is Seinfeld always nervous when he drives to the airport?
(a) He may have forgotten something
(b) He may crash
(c) He may miss his flight
(d) He may have to pick up a strange hitchhiker

5. What does Seinfeld think a woman has to like about the man she is dating?
(a) His clothes
(b) His wallet
(c) His humor
(d) His job

Short Answer Questions

1. Why do limos confuse Seinfeld?

2. What do you risk happening at the end of a date?

3. What does Seinfeld talk about a woman doing to her legs?

4. What does Seinfeld think the bathrooms on a plane resemble?

5. What does Seinfeld think that people will one day show others how to save themselves from in a commercial?

Short Essay Questions

1. Why does Seinfeld not believe that dry cleaning exists?

2. What does Seinfeld think about airports?

3. What does Seinfeld think about car parking spaces?

4. What is the only thing about flying that Seinfeld is always nervous about?

5. What does Seinfeld think about answering machines?

6. What does Seinfeld find confusing about limos?

7. What does Seinfeld compare dating to?

8. Why does Seinfeld find ambulance stickers amusing?

9. How does Seinfeld treat the friends he does not like?

10. What does Seinfeld say he finds sexy in a woman?

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