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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What does Seinfeld believe is the uniform for all men?
(a) Suits
(b) Pajamas
(c) Track suits
(d) Jeans and a t-shirt
2. Why is Seinfeld disappointed when someone answers the phone?
(a) He is usually talking to another friend
(b) He never knows what to say
(c) He like ringtones
(d) He like answering machines
3. What is the first section of this chapter called?
(a) Male code
(b) Male fun
(c) Male lovers
(d) Male bonding
4. Why does Seinfeld think that all men are homophobes?
(a) They don't understand them
(b) They are scared
(c) They are suggestible
(d) They don't like themselves
5. What does Seinfeld say he is curious about?
(a) Dirty clothes
(b) Prostitutes
(c) Body odor
(d) Drugs
Short Answer Questions
1. Why does Seinfeld believe people invented the answering machine?
2. What does Seinfeld say friends often ask for?
3. What does Seinfeld talk about a woman doing to her legs?
4. What does Seinfeld say he is not scared of?
5. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny that people lock up their dirty clothes?
Short Essay Questions
1. What does Seinfeld compare dating to?
2. What does Seinfeld think about favors?
3. What does Seinfeld think about car parking spaces?
4. What does Seinfeld say male friendships are conditional on?
5. What does Seinfeld think is the difference between men and women when it comes to sex?
6. Why does Seinfeld believe that the suit is the uniform of all men?
7. What is the only thing about flying that Seinfeld is always nervous about?
8. What does Seinfeld say he finds sexy in a woman?
9. How does Seinfeld treat the friends he does not like?
10. Why does Seinfeld find it strange that people lock up their dirty clothes when they go to the gym?
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