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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What does Seinfeld find scarier than any of the rides at Coney Island?
(a) Falling ill
(b) The train ride there
(c) A serious relationship
(d) His parents arguing
2. What does Seinfeld say friends often ask for?
(a) Beer
(b) Favors
(c) A joke
(d) Money
3. What kind of surgery does Seinfeld say he has never had?
(a) Tonsils
(b) Heart
(c) Teeth
(d) Plastic
4. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny that people lock up their dirty clothes?
(a) People want to borrow them
(b) No one would steal them
(c) No one wants to see them
(d) People want to smell them
5. What does Seinfeld say he is curious about?
(a) Drugs
(b) Prostitutes
(c) Dirty clothes
(d) Body odor
Short Answer Questions
1. What does Seinfeld think men are afraid of?
2. What does Seinfeld observe men often act like?
3. What does Seinfeld think is the best part of being in a relationship?
4. What is the title of the first section of this chapter?
5. What animal does Seinfeld say has spent most of its life outdoor?
Short Essay Questions
1. What does Seinfeld think is the difference between men and women when it comes to sex?
2. Why does Seinfeld think that dating over dinner is a stupid thing to do?
3. What does Seinfeld think about car parking spaces?
4. What does Seinfeld think about planes?
5. Why does Seinfeld not like seeing people's newborn babies?
6. What does Seinfeld find curious about body odor?
7. Why does Seinfeld want an answering machine on him where ever he goes?
8. What does Seinfeld think about answering machines?
9. What does Seinfeld say he finds sexy in a woman?
10. Why does Seinfeld find it strange that people lock up their dirty clothes when they go to the gym?
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