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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say friends often ask for?
(a) A joke
(b) Beer
(c) Favors
(d) Money

2. What does Seinfeld wonder if there are keys to?
(a) A ferry
(b) A plane
(c) A helicopter
(d) A fighter jet

3. What does Seinfeld's hair always say in the morning when he wakes up in a strange bed?
(a) Panicked
(b) Relaxed
(c) Relieved
(d) Tired

4. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny that people lock up their dirty clothes?
(a) People want to smell them
(b) No one would steal them
(c) No one wants to see them
(d) People want to borrow them

5. What word does Seinfeld find funny?
(a) Fumble
(b) Nightcap
(c) Pretty ugly
(d) Tumbleweed

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say is the one thing that is appealing about smoking?

2. What is Seinfeld uncertain about doing during sex?

3. What does Seinfeld say he is not scared of?

4. What can a woman do to a man?

5. What does Seinfeld hate saying?

Short Essay Questions

1. Why does Seinfeld not like seeing people's newborn babies?

2. What does Seinfeld ask the flight attendants before the plane takes off?

3. Why does Seinfeld think that all straight men are homophobes?

4. What does Seinfeld imagine that commercials will show in the future?

5. What does Seinfeld think about car parking spaces?

6. How does Seinfeld treat the friends he does not like?

7. What does Seinfeld say he finds sexy in a woman?

8. What does Seinfeld find curious about body odor?

9. Why does Seinfeld believe that the suit is the uniform of all men?

10. What is the only thing about flying that Seinfeld is always nervous about?

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