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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld believe is the uniform for all men?
(a) Track suits
(b) Suits
(c) Pajamas
(d) Jeans and a t-shirt

2. What kind of date does Seinfeld think should only last for a few seconds?
(a) An office date
(b) A foreign date
(c) A blind date
(d) A dinner date

3. What does Seinfeld believe does not exist?
(a) Nice people
(b) Dishwashers
(c) Aliens
(d) Dry cleaning

4. What does the little man at the terminal tell people how to do?
(a) Make a connecting flight
(b) Put on a life jacket
(c) Board the plane orderly
(d) Use your cell phones safely

5. What does Seinfeld say a man is buried in when he dies?
(a) His tracksuit
(b) His suit
(c) His pajamas
(d) His baseball shirt

Short Answer Questions

1. What kind of surgery does Seinfeld say he has never had?

2. What of the following does Seinfeld list as a small thing on a plane?

3. Why does Seinfeld think that all men are homophobes?

4. Why does Seinfeld say it is hard to do favors for people?

5. What does Seinfeld say it says when someone buys you a paperweight?

Short Essay Questions

1. What does Seinfeld find curious about body odor?

2. Why does Seinfeld think marriage is like a government?

3. Why does Seinfeld not like the term rhinoplasty?

4. Why does Seinfeld think that dating over dinner is a stupid thing to do?

5. How does Seinfeld treat the friends he does not like?

6. Why does Seinfeld not believe that dry cleaning exists?

7. What is the only thing about flying that Seinfeld is always nervous about?

8. Why does Seinfeld think that all straight men are homophobes?

9. What does Seinfeld imagine that commercials will show in the future?

10. What is the difference between men and women when they buy clothes?

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