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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is the second section of this chapter called?
(a) Loving my lover
(b) Getting the message
(c) Paldom
(d) Feeling myself

2. What is Seinfeld still too self-conscious to buy?
(a) Dildos
(b) Beer
(c) Condoms
(d) Hashish

3. What does Seinfeld believe women are like when it comes to sex?
(a) Smoke
(b) Fire
(c) Water
(d) Ice

4. Why is Seinfeld disappointed when someone answers the phone?
(a) He like answering machines
(b) He is usually talking to another friend
(c) He never knows what to say
(d) He like ringtones

5. What does Seinfeld say men are bad at buying?
(a) Drink
(b) Food
(c) Women
(d) Clothes

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the title of the first section of this chapter?

2. What is male friendship conditional on?

3. What kind of room does Seinfeld think people should meet in before a date?

4. Which of the following is not an example of a bad gift?

5. What does Seinfeld think it is unnatural for people to do?

Short Essay Questions

1. What is the only thing about flying that Seinfeld is always nervous about?

2. What is the difference between men and women when they buy clothes?

3. What does Seinfeld think is the difference between men and women when it comes to sex?

4. Why does Seinfeld not like the term rhinoplasty?

5. What does Seinfeld find curious about body odor?

6. Why does Seinfeld think that all straight men are homophobes?

7. What does Seinfeld say male friendships are conditional on?

8. What does Seinfeld believe people in a relationship should have to prevent a messy break?

9. Why does Seinfeld think that fix up dates are the worst kind of dates?

10. What dose Seinfeld think about bad gifts?

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