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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 2, Personal Maintenance.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say he has given often to his doctor?
(a) A hair sample
(b) A semen sample
(c) A blood sample
(d) A urine sample

2. What does Seinfeld think a woman has to like about the man she is dating?
(a) His clothes
(b) His job
(c) His humor
(d) His wallet

3. What does Seinfeld believe men are like when it comes to sex?
(a) Fireman
(b) Bums
(c) Policeman
(d) Soldiers

4. What does Seinfeld think is like a job interview?
(a) Buying a dog
(b) Dating
(c) Sex
(d) Stand up

5. What does Seinfeld picture when he hears the word nightcap?
(a) Sex
(b) A hat
(c) A gown
(d) Beer

Short Answer Questions

1. What are men interested in doing to their hair?

2. What is Seinfeld uncertain about doing during sex?

3. What item of clothing does Seinfeld think a naked person should wear?

4. What does Seinfeld compare divorce to?

5. What does Seinfeld say people lock up in their lockers in the gym?

(see the answer key)

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