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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 2, Personal Maintenance.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think is the best part of being in a relationship?
(a) Having your meals cooked
(b) Arguing
(c) Being sick
(d) Having sex

2. What does Seinfeld's hair always say in the morning when he wakes up in a strange bed?
(a) Tired
(b) Relaxed
(c) Relieved
(d) Panicked

3. What does Seinfeld say ruins leather jackets?
(a) Food stains
(b) Rain
(c) The snow
(d) Beer stains

4. What are men interested in doing to their hair?
(a) Removing it
(b) Transplanting it
(c) Shaving it
(d) Growing it

5. What does Seinfeld say men are bad at buying?
(a) Clothes
(b) Drink
(c) Women
(d) Food

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld compare marriage to?

2. What is Seinfeld uncertain about doing during sex?

3. What does Seinfeld observe men often act like?

4. What does Seinfeld believe is the uniform for all men?

5. What does Seinfeld picture when he hears the word nightcap?

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