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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 2, Personal Maintenance.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think a woman has to like about the man she is dating?
(a) His humor
(b) His job
(c) His wallet
(d) His clothes

2. What does Seinfeld think is like a job interview?
(a) Dating
(b) Buying a dog
(c) Stand up
(d) Sex

3. What does Seinfeld say he hates?
(a) Children
(b) Bars
(c) Clothes
(d) Computers

4. What does Seinfeld talk about a woman doing to her legs?
(a) Tanning
(b) Waxing
(c) Slapping
(d) Shaving

5. What item of clothing does Seinfeld think a naked person should wear?
(a) A bag
(b) A tie
(c) A t-shirt
(d) A belt

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think there should always be a rule book for?

2. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny to get into shape?

3. What does Seinfeld think is funny?

4. What kind of date does Seinfeld think should only last for a few seconds?

5. What does Seinfeld's hair always say in the morning when he wakes up in a strange bed?

(see the answer key)

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