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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 2, Personal Maintenance.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who used to be sacrificed in volcanoes?
(a) Cheating wives
(b) Witches
(c) Virgins
(d) Husbands

2. What does Seinfeld say ruins leather jackets?
(a) Rain
(b) Beer stains
(c) The snow
(d) Food stains

3. What does Seinfeld say men are bad at buying?
(a) Women
(b) Drink
(c) Food
(d) Clothes

4. Where does Seinfeld think it is stupid to take your date?
(a) To dinner
(b) To a park
(c) To the movies
(d) To a zoo

5. What does Seinfeld believe is the uniform for all men?
(a) Suits
(b) Jeans and a t-shirt
(c) Pajamas
(d) Track suits

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say a man is buried in when he dies?

2. What does Seinfeld not find appealing?

3. What is Seinfeld uncertain about doing during sex?

4. What does Seinfeld think there should always be a rule book for?

5. What is Seinfeld surprised a woman can be afraid of when she has the courage to wax her legs?

(see the answer key)

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