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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 2, Personal Maintenance.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What animal does Seinfeld say has spent most of its life outdoor?
(a) Pigs
(b) Humans
(c) Cows
(d) Sheep

2. What does Seinfeld think is a reflection of how you feel when you wake up in a strange house after a date?
(a) Your teeth
(b) Your clothes
(c) Your smell
(d) Your hair

3. What kind of tests does Seinfeld say he is competitive in?
(a) All tests
(b) Driving tests
(c) Physical tests
(d) IQ tests

4. What does Seinfeld observe men often act like?
(a) Testicles
(b) Sperm
(c) Saliva
(d) Snot

5. What does Seinfeld say is the one thing that is appealing about smoking?
(a) Relaxation
(b) Smoke
(c) Fire
(d) Buying cigarettes

Short Answer Questions

1. What do you risk happening at the end of a date?

2. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny to get into shape?

3. What does Seinfeld think that people will one day show others how to save themselves from in a commercial?

4. What does Seinfeld believe does not exist?

5. What does Seinfeld not find appealing?

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