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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 2, Personal Maintenance.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say he has given often to his doctor?
(a) A semen sample
(b) A urine sample
(c) A blood sample
(d) A hair sample

2. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny that people lock up their dirty clothes?
(a) No one would steal them
(b) No one wants to see them
(c) People want to borrow them
(d) People want to smell them

3. What does Seinfeld say men are bad at buying?
(a) Women
(b) Drink
(c) Clothes
(d) Food

4. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny to get into shape?
(a) It is boring
(b) There are better things to do
(c) It looks ugly
(d) They is no real reason for it

5. What does Seinfeld not find appealing?
(a) Drinking
(b) Smoking
(c) Pornography
(d) Drugs

Short Answer Questions

1. What is Seinfeld surprised a woman can be afraid of when she has the courage to wax her legs?

2. What kind of voice does Seinfeld like a woman to have?

3. What kind of tests does Seinfeld say he is competitive in?

4. What does Seinfeld think there should always be a rule book for?

5. What does Seinfeld say seems to have very active social lives?

(see the answer key)

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