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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 2, Personal Maintenance.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is Seinfeld still too self-conscious to buy?
(a) Hashish
(b) Beer
(c) Dildos
(d) Condoms

2. What does Seinfeld say men are bad at buying?
(a) Food
(b) Women
(c) Drink
(d) Clothes

3. What does Seinfeld think is funny?
(a) Exercise
(b) His humor
(c) Drinking
(d) Smoking

4. What does Seinfeld not find appealing?
(a) Pornography
(b) Drinking
(c) Smoking
(d) Drugs

5. What does Seinfeld believe men are like when it comes to sex?
(a) Soldiers
(b) Bums
(c) Fireman
(d) Policeman

Short Answer Questions

1. Who used to be sacrificed in volcanoes?

2. What does Seinfeld talk about a woman doing to her legs?

3. What does Seinfeld say a man is buried in when he dies?

4. What kind of surgery does Seinfeld say he has never had?

5. What does Seinfeld believe women are like when it comes to sex?

(see the answer key)

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