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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 2, Personal Maintenance.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think that people will one day show others how to save themselves from in a commercial?
(a) Strokes
(b) Choking
(c) Cancer
(d) Heart attacks

2. What does Seinfeld think is like a job interview?
(a) Sex
(b) Stand up
(c) Dating
(d) Buying a dog

3. What are men interested in doing to their hair?
(a) Transplanting it
(b) Shaving it
(c) Growing it
(d) Removing it

4. What does Seinfeld say a man is buried in when he dies?
(a) His suit
(b) His pajamas
(c) His tracksuit
(d) His baseball shirt

5. What does Seinfeld think is funny?
(a) Smoking
(b) His humor
(c) Drinking
(d) Exercise

Short Answer Questions

1. What kind of voice does Seinfeld like a woman to have?

2. What kind of tests does Seinfeld say he is competitive in?

3. What kind of surgery does Seinfeld say he has never had?

4. What does Seinfeld say is the one thing that is appealing about smoking?

5. What does Seinfeld say he hates?

(see the answer key)

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