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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 2, Personal Maintenance.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny that people lock up their dirty clothes?
(a) No one wants to see them
(b) People want to smell them
(c) People want to borrow them
(d) No one would steal them

2. What does Seinfeld think is funny?
(a) Exercise
(b) His humor
(c) Drinking
(d) Smoking

3. What does Seinfeld say is the one thing that is appealing about smoking?
(a) Smoke
(b) Fire
(c) Relaxation
(d) Buying cigarettes

4. What kind of room does Seinfeld think people should meet in before a date?
(a) A drawing room
(b) A prison visitation room
(c) A dining room
(d) An interview room

5. What does Seinfeld talk about a woman doing to her legs?
(a) Shaving
(b) Tanning
(c) Slapping
(d) Waxing

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say people lock up in their lockers in the gym?

2. Where does Seinfeld think it is stupid to take your date?

3. Why does Seinfeld think naked people are uncomfortable?

4. What kind of tests does Seinfeld say he is competitive in?

5. What does Seinfeld think is the best part of being in a relationship?

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