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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 2, Personal Maintenance.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say men are bad at buying?
(a) Clothes
(b) Women
(c) Food
(d) Drink

2. What kind of date does Seinfeld think should only last for a few seconds?
(a) An office date
(b) A dinner date
(c) A foreign date
(d) A blind date

3. Why does Seinfeld think naked people are uncomfortable?
(a) They have no clothes to fiddle with
(b) They never know where to look
(c) They think they are ugly
(d) They are cold

4. What do you risk happening at the end of a date?
(a) Being naked
(b) Feeling drunk
(c) Being turned away
(d) Feeling deflated

5. What does Seinfeld say ruins leather jackets?
(a) Beer stains
(b) Food stains
(c) Rain
(d) The snow

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld believe does not exist?

2. What kind of surgery does Seinfeld say he has never had?

3. What does Seinfeld say is the one thing that is appealing about smoking?

4. What does Seinfeld believe is the uniform for all men?

5. Who used to be sacrificed in volcanoes?

(see the answer key)

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