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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 2, Personal Maintenance.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld believe men are like when it comes to sex?
(a) Soldiers
(b) Bums
(c) Policeman
(d) Fireman

2. What kind of date does Seinfeld think should only last for a few seconds?
(a) An office date
(b) A foreign date
(c) A dinner date
(d) A blind date

3. What does Seinfeld compare divorce to?
(a) Being caught by the police
(b) Being impeached
(c) Being at war
(d) Being expelled

4. What is Seinfeld still too self-conscious to buy?
(a) Beer
(b) Dildos
(c) Condoms
(d) Hashish

5. What does Seinfeld say he has given often to his doctor?
(a) A blood sample
(b) A urine sample
(c) A hair sample
(d) A semen sample

Short Answer Questions

1. What kind of voice does Seinfeld like a woman to have?

2. What kind of room does Seinfeld think people should meet in before a date?

3. What does Seinfeld believe is the uniform for all men?

4. What does Seinfeld say men are bad at buying?

5. What does Seinfeld say seems to have very active social lives?

(see the answer key)

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