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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 2, Personal Maintenance.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld compare marriage to?
(a) The government
(b) A dog pound
(c) Prison
(d) The mafia

2. What does Seinfeld think there should always be a rule book for?
(a) Babies
(b) Sex
(c) Dating
(d) Conversation

3. What does Seinfeld say a man is buried in when he dies?
(a) His baseball shirt
(b) His pajamas
(c) His suit
(d) His tracksuit

4. What does Seinfeld believe women are like when it comes to sex?
(a) Water
(b) Smoke
(c) Ice
(d) Fire

5. What does Seinfeld say he hates?
(a) Computers
(b) Clothes
(c) Bars
(d) Children

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think is funny?

2. What does Seinfeld say people lock up in their lockers in the gym?

3. What do you risk happening at the end of a date?

4. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny that people lock up their dirty clothes?

5. What does Seinfeld think is a reflection of how you feel when you wake up in a strange house after a date?

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