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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 2, Personal Maintenance.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld's hair always say in the morning when he wakes up in a strange bed?
(a) Panicked
(b) Relieved
(c) Relaxed
(d) Tired

2. What kind of room does Seinfeld think people should meet in before a date?
(a) A dining room
(b) A drawing room
(c) A prison visitation room
(d) An interview room

3. Why does Seinfeld think naked people are uncomfortable?
(a) They have no clothes to fiddle with
(b) They think they are ugly
(c) They are cold
(d) They never know where to look

4. What does Seinfeld compare marriage to?
(a) Prison
(b) A dog pound
(c) The mafia
(d) The government

5. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny that people lock up their dirty clothes?
(a) No one wants to see them
(b) People want to smell them
(c) People want to borrow them
(d) No one would steal them

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say seems to have very active social lives?

2. What does Seinfeld not find appealing?

3. What do you risk happening at the end of a date?

4. What does Seinfeld believe men are like when it comes to sex?

5. What kind of surgery does Seinfeld say he has never had?

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