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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 8, The Ride of Your Life.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is male friendship conditional on?
(a) Watching sport
(b) The ego
(c) Drinking beer
(d) Meeting a woman

2. What does Seinfeld say confuses him about films?
(a) The music
(b) The subtitles
(c) The plot
(d) The characters

3. What kind of uniform caused boys to beat Seinfeld up?
(a) Mafia
(b) Salvation Army
(c) Ballerina
(d) Cub Scouts

4. What does Seinfeld say he is not scared of?
(a) Flying
(b) Running
(c) Walking
(d) Driving

5. Who does Seinfeld say cannot tell time?
(a) Psychiatrists
(b) Pharmacists
(c) Doctors
(d) Secretaries

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld picture when he hears the word nightcap?

2. What does Seinfeld think that people who try, but fail, to commit suicide should do?

3. What does Seinfeld think the bathrooms on a plane resemble?

4. What kind of security guards does Seinfeld talk about?

5. What does Seinfeld think a man cares about the woman he is dating?

(see the answer key)

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