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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 8, The Ride of Your Life.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say men are bad at buying?
(a) Women
(b) Drink
(c) Clothes
(d) Food

2. What does Seinfeld think the baby basically is?
(a) Smelly and noisy
(b) Frightening and thoughtless
(c) Talkative and ugly
(d) Unattractive and boring

3. What does Seinfeld say old people have to continuously look for?
(a) Their mind
(b) Their Teeth
(c) Boxes
(d) Dogs

4. What kind of commercials does Seinfeld hate?
(a) Public service commercials
(b) Macdonald commercials
(c) Car commercials
(d) Commercials with celebrities

5. Why does Seinfeld hate "to be continued" shows?
(a) He feels like he has wasted his time
(b) You have to wait for a good ending
(c) He can never bother to watch the second part
(d) It is always a disappointment

Short Answer Questions

1. Why does Seinfeld find ambulance windshield stickers amusing?

2. What is the title of the second section?

3. What is the third section of this chapter called?

4. What does Seinfeld like to pretend he is when he is talking to a friend he does not like?

5. What is Seinfeld afraid about hiring for his apartment?

(see the answer key)

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