View a FREE sample

This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 8, The Ride of Your Life.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny to get into shape?
(a) It looks ugly
(b) There are better things to do
(c) It is boring
(d) They is no real reason for it

2. What makes Seinfeld more nervous than flying?
(a) Driving to the airport
(b) Meeting someone he knows on the plane
(c) Waiting to take off
(d) Greeting people at the other end

3. What sign in the plane bathroom amuses Seinfeld?
(a) The ones that tell you to wash yourself
(b) The ones that tell you to have a good flight
(c) The ones that tell you not to smoke
(d) The ones that tell you not to flush

4. Why can't comedians do "to be continued" shows?
(a) People would not come back
(b) They would have to hire the same place out again
(c) People would be angry
(d) The joke would not make sense

5. What state do Seinfeld's parents live in?
(a) Washington
(b) New York
(c) Florida
(d) Mississippi

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think all the snakes are?

2. Why is Seinfeld disappointed when someone answers the phone?

3. What does Seinfeld think makes little sense at movie theaters?

4. What does Seinfeld say he is not scared of?

5. What kind of surgery does Seinfeld say he has never had?

(see the answer key)

This section contains 230 words (approx. 1 page at 300 words per page) View a FREE sample