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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 8, The Ride of Your Life.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is the third section of this chapter called?
(a) Don't ask me for anything
(b) Loving the hard way
(c) The gift of friendship
(d) Favors

2. What does Seinfeld think is the funniest part of a lawyer's job?
(a) Pretending to whisper to your client
(b) Saying objection
(c) Saying your honor
(d) Trying to set free an obvious criminal

3. What does Seinfeld say ruins leather jackets?
(a) Beer stains
(b) The snow
(c) Rain
(d) Food stains

4. Why does Seinfeld think naked people are uncomfortable?
(a) They never know where to look
(b) They are cold
(c) They have no clothes to fiddle with
(d) They think they are ugly

5. What is the title of this chapter?
(a) The gift of friendship
(b) Paldom
(c) The male code
(d) Getting the message

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think life boils down to?

2. What does Seinfeld think a person needs on their feet to follow a mall map?

3. Why does Seinfeld say it is hard to do favors for people?

4. Why does Seinfeld find ambulance windshield stickers amusing?

5. What does Seinfeld think a museum security cannot stop someone from doing?

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