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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 8, The Ride of Your Life.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think there should always be a rule book for?
(a) Dating
(b) Babies
(c) Sex
(d) Conversation

2. What does Seinfeld think is the funniest part of a lawyer's job?
(a) Pretending to whisper to your client
(b) Saying your honor
(c) Saying objection
(d) Trying to set free an obvious criminal

3. What does Seinfeld think the baby basically is?
(a) Unattractive and boring
(b) Talkative and ugly
(c) Frightening and thoughtless
(d) Smelly and noisy

4. What does Seinfeld think is the best part of being in a relationship?
(a) Being sick
(b) Arguing
(c) Having your meals cooked
(d) Having sex

5. What city does Seinfeld think is like a mall?
(a) Denver
(b) New York
(c) Los Angeles
(d) Seattle

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld talk about a woman doing to her legs?

2. What is Seinfeld uncertain about doing during sex?

3. What does Seinfeld think is funny?

4. What item of clothing does Seinfeld think a naked person should wear?

5. What did Seinfeld's mother do to the food to get him to eat?

(see the answer key)

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