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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 8, The Ride of Your Life.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say a woman carries in her wallet?
(a) Coupons
(b) Pens
(c) Letters
(d) Photographs

2. What makes Seinfeld more nervous than flying?
(a) Waiting to take off
(b) Driving to the airport
(c) Greeting people at the other end
(d) Meeting someone he knows on the plane

3. What does Seinfeld think there should always be a rule book for?
(a) Sex
(b) Babies
(c) Dating
(d) Conversation

4. What does Seinfeld think is the funniest part of a lawyer's job?
(a) Trying to set free an obvious criminal
(b) Pretending to whisper to your client
(c) Saying your honor
(d) Saying objection

5. What does Seinfeld say he has given often to his doctor?
(a) A semen sample
(b) A hair sample
(c) A blood sample
(d) A urine sample

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think it is fun to do when you are a policeman?

2. What does Seinfeld hate saying?

3. What does Seinfeld think is the worst thing about television?

4. What does Seinfeld say is like a mirage in the desert?

5. Why does Seinfeld not want his questions about Superman answered?

(see the answer key)

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