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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 4, Shut Up and Drive.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny that people lock up their dirty clothes?
(a) People want to smell them
(b) No one would steal them
(c) People want to borrow them
(d) No one wants to see them

2. What does Seinfeld think that people will one day show others how to save themselves from in a commercial?
(a) Strokes
(b) Cancer
(c) Choking
(d) Heart attacks

3. What does Seinfeld think men are afraid of?
(a) Commitment
(b) Sex
(c) Themselves
(d) Feelings

4. What does Seinfeld say friends often ask for?
(a) Favors
(b) A joke
(c) Beer
(d) Money

5. What does Seinfeld compare marriage to?
(a) A dog pound
(b) The mafia
(c) The government
(d) Prison

Short Answer Questions

1. What animal does Seinfeld say has spent most of its life outdoor?

2. What does the little man at the terminal tell people how to do?

3. What does Seinfeld say allows you a second chance?

4. Why is Seinfeld disappointed when someone answers the phone?

5. Why is Seinfeld always nervous when he drives to the airport?

(see the answer key)

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