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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 4, Shut Up and Drive.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny that people lock up their dirty clothes?
(a) No one would steal them
(b) People want to borrow them
(c) No one wants to see them
(d) People want to smell them

2. What does Seinfeld hate saying?
(a) I love you
(b) The right thing
(c) The wrong thing
(d) You fibber

3. What does Seinfeld think a woman has to like about the man she is dating?
(a) His clothes
(b) His wallet
(c) His humor
(d) His job

4. What sign in the plane bathroom amuses Seinfeld?
(a) The ones that tell you to wash yourself
(b) The ones that tell you to have a good flight
(c) The ones that tell you not to smoke
(d) The ones that tell you not to flush

5. What does Seinfeld say ruins leather jackets?
(a) Beer stains
(b) Food stains
(c) Rain
(d) The snow

Short Answer Questions

1. What is Seinfeld uncertain about doing during sex?

2. What does Seinfeld think all men are?

3. What is Seinfeld surprised a woman can be afraid of when she has the courage to wax her legs?

4. What does Seinfeld think is funny?

5. What can a woman do to a man?

(see the answer key)

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