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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 4, Shut Up and Drive.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld observe men often act like?
(a) Testicles
(b) Sperm
(c) Saliva
(d) Snot

2. What do driving schools remove from your driving license?
(a) Tickets
(b) Names
(c) Dates of birth
(d) Photgraphs

3. What is the first section of this chapter called?
(a) Male fun
(b) Male lovers
(c) Male bonding
(d) Male code

4. What sign in the plane bathroom amuses Seinfeld?
(a) The ones that tell you to have a good flight
(b) The ones that tell you to wash yourself
(c) The ones that tell you not to flush
(d) The ones that tell you not to smoke

5. What does Seinfeld say is like a mirage in the desert?
(a) Learner drivers
(b) Drinking fountains
(c) Limos
(d) Handicap parking spaces

Short Answer Questions

1. What is Seinfeld uncertain about doing during sex?

2. What kind of tests does Seinfeld say he is competitive in?

3. What does Seinfeld think is a reflection of how you feel when you wake up in a strange house after a date?

4. Which of the following cars does Seinfeld talk about in this chapter?

5. What does Seinfeld believe does not exist?

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