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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 4, Shut Up and Drive.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Which of the following is not an example of a bad gift?
(a) Ashtray
(b) Shower radio
(c) Gift certificate
(d) Paper weight

2. What does Seinfeld believe is the uniform for all men?
(a) Suits
(b) Track suits
(c) Pajamas
(d) Jeans and a t-shirt

3. What does Seinfeld think men are afraid of?
(a) Themselves
(b) Feelings
(c) Sex
(d) Commitment

4. What does Seinfeld say people lock up in their lockers in the gym?
(a) Their wallets
(b) Their steroids
(c) Their dirty clothes
(d) Their keys

5. What animal does Seinfeld say has spent most of its life outdoor?
(a) Sheep
(b) Humans
(c) Pigs
(d) Cows

Short Answer Questions

1. Why do limos confuse Seinfeld?

2. What does Seinfeld want to have on him when he sees people he knows walking down the street?

3. What kind of date does Seinfeld think should only last for a few seconds?

4. What does Seinfeld say is the downside of receiving a message on your answering machine?

5. Who used to be sacrificed in volcanoes?

(see the answer key)

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