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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 4, Shut Up and Drive.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is Seinfeld still too self-conscious to buy?
(a) Hashish
(b) Dildos
(c) Beer
(d) Condoms

2. Why does Seinfeld say it is hard to do favors for people?
(a) It is too time consuming
(b) No one appreciates them
(c) No one wants you to do them a favor
(d) It is boring

3. Who does Seinfeld feel sorry for in the subway?
(a) The token taker
(b) The ticket seller
(c) The cleaner
(d) The train driver

4. What does Seinfeld say there is a large industry of?
(a) Poor beer
(b) Children's books
(c) Bad gifts
(d) Tasteless food

5. What does Seinfeld say is the one thing that is appealing about smoking?
(a) Smoke
(b) Relaxation
(c) Fire
(d) Buying cigarettes

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think it is unnatural for people to do?

2. What does Seinfeld wonder if there are keys to?

3. What does Seinfeld think the baby basically is?

4. What kind of deodorant does Seinfeld say he does not like?

5. What does Seinfeld think a man cares about the woman he is dating?

(see the answer key)

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