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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 4, Shut Up and Drive.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say he has given often to his doctor?
(a) A urine sample
(b) A hair sample
(c) A semen sample
(d) A blood sample

2. What does Seinfeld compare marriage to?
(a) Prison
(b) A dog pound
(c) The government
(d) The mafia

3. What does Seinfeld think the baby basically is?
(a) Smelly and noisy
(b) Talkative and ugly
(c) Unattractive and boring
(d) Frightening and thoughtless

4. Who does Seinfeld feel sorry for in the subway?
(a) The token taker
(b) The ticket seller
(c) The cleaner
(d) The train driver

5. Why does Seinfeld think the ambulance stickers are dangerous?
(a) A driver gets nervous when he reads it
(b) A driver never looks into his mirror to read it
(c) A driver could get in an accident reading it
(d) A driver immediately stops when he reads it

Short Answer Questions

1. What is Seinfeld uncertain about doing during sex?

2. What does Seinfeld say a man is buried in when he dies?

3. What kind of stores does Seinfeld think are overpriced?

4. What does Seinfeld think it is unnatural for people to do?

5. What kind of voice does Seinfeld like a woman to have?

(see the answer key)

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