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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 4, Shut Up and Drive.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think it is unnatural for people to do?
(a) Drive
(b) Swim
(c) Fly
(d) Cycle

2. What does Seinfeld say everything in the plane is?
(a) Small
(b) Big
(c) Compact
(d) Flimsy

3. Why do limos confuse Seinfeld?
(a) You never see anyone get in or out
(b) They are too long
(c) Their windows are tinted
(d) They always go too slowly

4. Why does Seinfeld think that planes are sometime late?
(a) They have lost the keys
(b) They have to arrange a party in the city they are traveling to
(c) They have to fix the plane
(d) The pilot is drunk

5. What does Seinfeld believe women are like when it comes to sex?
(a) Water
(b) Ice
(c) Smoke
(d) Fire

Short Answer Questions

1. Why does Seinfeld find ambulance windshield stickers amusing?

2. What is the third section of this chapter called?

3. What does Seinfeld say people lock up in their lockers in the gym?

4. What is Seinfeld surprised a woman can be afraid of when she has the courage to wax her legs?

5. Which of the following is not an example of a bad gift?

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