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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 3, Paldom.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say allows you a second chance?
(a) Your parents
(b) Filming a movie
(c) Writing a novel
(d) Your best friends

2. What does Seinfeld think is funny?
(a) Smoking
(b) His humor
(c) Exercise
(d) Drinking

3. What does Seinfeld compare divorce to?
(a) Being expelled
(b) Being impeached
(c) Being at war
(d) Being caught by the police

4. What kind of surgery does Seinfeld say he has never had?
(a) Teeth
(b) Tonsils
(c) Plastic
(d) Heart

5. What does Seinfeld believe is the uniform for all men?
(a) Track suits
(b) Pajamas
(c) Jeans and a t-shirt
(d) Suits

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say he is curious about?

2. What does Seinfeld talk about a woman doing to her legs?

3. What does Seinfeld think the baby basically is?

4. What is Seinfeld surprised a woman can be afraid of when she has the courage to wax her legs?

5. Why does Seinfeld think that all men are homophobes?

(see the answer key)

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