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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 3, Paldom.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think is the best part of being in a relationship?
(a) Having sex
(b) Having your meals cooked
(c) Being sick
(d) Arguing

2. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny that people lock up their dirty clothes?
(a) No one would steal them
(b) No one wants to see them
(c) People want to borrow them
(d) People want to smell them

3. What do you risk happening at the end of a date?
(a) Being turned away
(b) Feeling drunk
(c) Being naked
(d) Feeling deflated

4. What does Seinfeld compare marriage to?
(a) The mafia
(b) Prison
(c) A dog pound
(d) The government

5. What does Seinfeld say there is a large industry of?
(a) Bad gifts
(b) Tasteless food
(c) Children's books
(d) Poor beer

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say he is curious about?

2. What does Seinfeld's hair always say in the morning when he wakes up in a strange bed?

3. Why do Seinfeld's friends presume he is gay?

4. What does Seinfeld say he has given often to his doctor?

5. What does Seinfeld say he hates?

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