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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 3, Paldom.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld believe is the uniform for all men?
(a) Jeans and a t-shirt
(b) Pajamas
(c) Suits
(d) Track suits

2. What does Seinfeld think is the best part of being in a relationship?
(a) Having sex
(b) Being sick
(c) Having your meals cooked
(d) Arguing

3. What is Seinfeld still too self-conscious to buy?
(a) Hashish
(b) Beer
(c) Condoms
(d) Dildos

4. What kind of deodorant does Seinfeld say he does not like?
(a) Spray deodrant
(b) Roll on deodrant
(c) Deodrant with cologne
(d) All deodrant

5. Who used to be sacrificed in volcanoes?
(a) Witches
(b) Virgins
(c) Cheating wives
(d) Husbands

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld like to pretend he is when he is talking to a friend he does not like?

2. Where does Seinfeld think it is stupid to take your date?

3. Why do Seinfeld's friends presume he is gay?

4. What does Seinfeld say he is curious about?

5. What does Seinfeld think there should always be a rule book for?

(see the answer key)

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