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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 3, Paldom.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What did Seinfeld's friend just have?
(a) A christening
(b) A birthday
(c) A baptism
(d) A baby

2. What does Seinfeld think that people will one day show others how to save themselves from in a commercial?
(a) Cancer
(b) Strokes
(c) Choking
(d) Heart attacks

3. What does Seinfeld picture when he hears the word nightcap?
(a) Beer
(b) A hat
(c) A gown
(d) Sex

4. Which of the following is not an example of a bad gift?
(a) Paper weight
(b) Ashtray
(c) Gift certificate
(d) Shower radio

5. What is male friendship conditional on?
(a) Watching sport
(b) The ego
(c) Meeting a woman
(d) Drinking beer

Short Answer Questions

1. Why does Seinfeld believe people invented the answering machine?

2. What does Seinfeld say people lock up in their lockers in the gym?

3. What does Seinfeld think all men are?

4. What does Seinfeld say it says when someone buys you a paperweight?

5. What does Seinfeld compare marriage to?

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