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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 3, Paldom.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think all men are?
(a) Lesbians
(b) Wife beaters
(c) Homophobes
(d) Homosexual

2. What kind of voice does Seinfeld like a woman to have?
(a) A deep voice
(b) A high voice
(c) A breathy voice
(d) A giggly voice

3. What is the title of this chapter?
(a) The male code
(b) Paldom
(c) Getting the message
(d) The gift of friendship

4. What does Seinfeld think is funny?
(a) His humor
(b) Exercise
(c) Drinking
(d) Smoking

5. What can a woman do to a man?
(a) Take away his freedom
(b) Paralyze him
(c) Suffocate him
(d) Cook for him

Short Answer Questions

1. Why does Seinfeld believe people invented the answering machine?

2. What is the first section of this chapter called?

3. What animal does Seinfeld say has spent most of its life outdoor?

4. What does Seinfeld think a woman has to like about the man she is dating?

5. What does Seinfeld think there should always be a rule book for?

(see the answer key)

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