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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 3, Paldom.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think all men are?
(a) Homophobes
(b) Wife beaters
(c) Lesbians
(d) Homosexual

2. Which of the following is not an example of a bad gift?
(a) Ashtray
(b) Gift certificate
(c) Shower radio
(d) Paper weight

3. What is Seinfeld still too self-conscious to buy?
(a) Condoms
(b) Dildos
(c) Hashish
(d) Beer

4. What does Seinfeld think is like a job interview?
(a) Stand up
(b) Sex
(c) Buying a dog
(d) Dating

5. What can a woman do to a man?
(a) Suffocate him
(b) Paralyze him
(c) Cook for him
(d) Take away his freedom

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld's hair always say in the morning when he wakes up in a strange bed?

2. What does Seinfeld think a woman has to like about the man she is dating?

3. What does Seinfeld think there should always be a rule book for?

4. What does Seinfeld think a man cares about the woman he is dating?

5. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny that people lock up their dirty clothes?

(see the answer key)

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