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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 3, Paldom.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld not find appealing?
(a) Smoking
(b) Drugs
(c) Pornography
(d) Drinking

2. What kind of deodorant does Seinfeld say he does not like?
(a) Spray deodrant
(b) Deodrant with cologne
(c) All deodrant
(d) Roll on deodrant

3. What does Seinfeld compare divorce to?
(a) Being impeached
(b) Being caught by the police
(c) Being expelled
(d) Being at war

4. What does Seinfeld compare marriage to?
(a) The mafia
(b) The government
(c) A dog pound
(d) Prison

5. What does Seinfeld think is like a job interview?
(a) Stand up
(b) Dating
(c) Sex
(d) Buying a dog

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld believe is the uniform for all men?

2. What item of clothing does Seinfeld think a naked person should wear?

3. Which of the following is an example of a bad gift?

4. What animal does Seinfeld say has spent most of its life outdoor?

5. What are men interested in doing to their hair?

(see the answer key)

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