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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 3, Paldom.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What do you risk happening at the end of a date?
(a) Being turned away
(b) Feeling deflated
(c) Being naked
(d) Feeling drunk

2. What does Seinfeld believe men are like when it comes to sex?
(a) Fireman
(b) Policeman
(c) Bums
(d) Soldiers

3. What does Seinfeld compare marriage to?
(a) Prison
(b) The government
(c) A dog pound
(d) The mafia

4. What does Seinfeld believe is the uniform for all men?
(a) Suits
(b) Track suits
(c) Pajamas
(d) Jeans and a t-shirt

5. What does Seinfeld picture when he hears the word nightcap?
(a) Beer
(b) A hat
(c) A gown
(d) Sex

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think is the best part of being in a relationship?

2. What is male friendship conditional on?

3. What did Seinfeld's friend just have?

4. What is Seinfeld still too self-conscious to buy?

5. What does Seinfeld say ruins leather jackets?

(see the answer key)

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