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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 3, Paldom.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think the baby basically is?
(a) Unattractive and boring
(b) Frightening and thoughtless
(c) Smelly and noisy
(d) Talkative and ugly

2. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny that people lock up their dirty clothes?
(a) No one wants to see them
(b) No one would steal them
(c) People want to smell them
(d) People want to borrow them

3. What does Seinfeld like to pretend he is when he is talking to a friend he does not like?
(a) A counselor
(b) A talkshow host
(c) A social worker
(d) A comedian

4. What is Seinfeld surprised a woman can be afraid of when she has the courage to wax her legs?
(a) Grasshopper
(b) Rats
(c) Mice
(d) Spiders

5. What is male friendship conditional on?
(a) Drinking beer
(b) Meeting a woman
(c) The ego
(d) Watching sport

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld hate saying?

2. What does Seinfeld compare marriage to?

3. What kind of deodorant does Seinfeld say he does not like?

4. What are men interested in doing to their hair?

5. What does Seinfeld's hair always say in the morning when he wakes up in a strange bed?

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