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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 2, Personal Maintenance.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld talk about a woman doing to her legs?
(a) Tanning
(b) Shaving
(c) Slapping
(d) Waxing

2. What animal does Seinfeld say has spent most of its life outdoor?
(a) Sheep
(b) Cows
(c) Pigs
(d) Humans

3. What kind of surgery does Seinfeld say he has never had?
(a) Teeth
(b) Plastic
(c) Tonsils
(d) Heart

4. Where does Seinfeld think it is stupid to take your date?
(a) To the movies
(b) To a zoo
(c) To a park
(d) To dinner

5. What does Seinfeld say ruins leather jackets?
(a) The snow
(b) Beer stains
(c) Food stains
(d) Rain

Short Answer Questions

1. What word does Seinfeld find funny?

2. What does Seinfeld observe men often act like?

3. What does Seinfeld believe men are like when it comes to sex?

4. What does Seinfeld say men are bad at buying?

5. What does Seinfeld say people lock up in their lockers in the gym?

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