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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 2, Personal Maintenance.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say he hates?
(a) Bars
(b) Children
(c) Clothes
(d) Computers

2. What does Seinfeld think there should always be a rule book for?
(a) Dating
(b) Conversation
(c) Sex
(d) Babies

3. What kind of surgery does Seinfeld say he has never had?
(a) Teeth
(b) Heart
(c) Tonsils
(d) Plastic

4. What animal does Seinfeld say has spent most of its life outdoor?
(a) Pigs
(b) Humans
(c) Cows
(d) Sheep

5. What does Seinfeld not find appealing?
(a) Drinking
(b) Drugs
(c) Pornography
(d) Smoking

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld compare divorce to?

2. What is Seinfeld surprised a woman can be afraid of when she has the courage to wax her legs?

3. Who used to be sacrificed in volcanoes?

4. What does Seinfeld picture when he hears the word nightcap?

5. What does Seinfeld think a woman has to like about the man she is dating?

(see the answer key)

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