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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 2, Personal Maintenance.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say is the one thing that is appealing about smoking?
(a) Smoke
(b) Buying cigarettes
(c) Fire
(d) Relaxation

2. What does Seinfeld think a woman has to like about the man she is dating?
(a) His wallet
(b) His humor
(c) His job
(d) His clothes

3. What is Seinfeld still too self-conscious to buy?
(a) Beer
(b) Condoms
(c) Dildos
(d) Hashish

4. What does Seinfeld say a man is buried in when he dies?
(a) His suit
(b) His tracksuit
(c) His pajamas
(d) His baseball shirt

5. What does Seinfeld think is a reflection of how you feel when you wake up in a strange house after a date?
(a) Your teeth
(b) Your hair
(c) Your clothes
(d) Your smell

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld's hair always say in the morning when he wakes up in a strange bed?

2. What does Seinfeld say he hates?

3. Who used to be sacrificed in volcanoes?

4. What does Seinfeld think is funny?

5. What does Seinfeld observe men often act like?

(see the answer key)

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