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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 2, Personal Maintenance.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld compare marriage to?
(a) The mafia
(b) Prison
(c) A dog pound
(d) The government

2. What does Seinfeld think men are afraid of?
(a) Feelings
(b) Commitment
(c) Themselves
(d) Sex

3. What does Seinfeld say men are bad at buying?
(a) Women
(b) Clothes
(c) Drink
(d) Food

4. What do you risk happening at the end of a date?
(a) Being naked
(b) Being turned away
(c) Feeling drunk
(d) Feeling deflated

5. What kind of date does Seinfeld think should only last for a few seconds?
(a) A dinner date
(b) An office date
(c) A blind date
(d) A foreign date

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld believe is the uniform for all men?

2. What is Seinfeld surprised a woman can be afraid of when she has the courage to wax her legs?

3. What are men interested in doing to their hair?

4. What kind of deodorant does Seinfeld say he does not like?

5. What kind of voice does Seinfeld like a woman to have?

(see the answer key)

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