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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 2, Personal Maintenance.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say a man is buried in when he dies?
(a) His baseball shirt
(b) His tracksuit
(c) His pajamas
(d) His suit

2. What does Seinfeld talk about a woman doing to her legs?
(a) Shaving
(b) Waxing
(c) Slapping
(d) Tanning

3. What does Seinfeld's hair always say in the morning when he wakes up in a strange bed?
(a) Panicked
(b) Relaxed
(c) Relieved
(d) Tired

4. What kind of voice does Seinfeld like a woman to have?
(a) A breathy voice
(b) A deep voice
(c) A giggly voice
(d) A high voice

5. What does Seinfeld compare marriage to?
(a) A dog pound
(b) The mafia
(c) Prison
(d) The government

Short Answer Questions

1. What kind of date does Seinfeld think should only last for a few seconds?

2. What does Seinfeld think is like a job interview?

3. What does Seinfeld think there should always be a rule book for?

4. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny that people lock up their dirty clothes?

5. What does Seinfeld picture when he hears the word nightcap?

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