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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 2, Personal Maintenance.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say he is curious about?
(a) Body odor
(b) Dirty clothes
(c) Prostitutes
(d) Drugs

2. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny that people lock up their dirty clothes?
(a) No one wants to see them
(b) No one would steal them
(c) People want to smell them
(d) People want to borrow them

3. What kind of voice does Seinfeld like a woman to have?
(a) A giggly voice
(b) A deep voice
(c) A high voice
(d) A breathy voice

4. What animal does Seinfeld say has spent most of its life outdoor?
(a) Cows
(b) Humans
(c) Sheep
(d) Pigs

5. What does Seinfeld say he has given often to his doctor?
(a) A semen sample
(b) A hair sample
(c) A urine sample
(d) A blood sample

Short Answer Questions

1. What is Seinfeld still too self-conscious to buy?

2. What kind of tests does Seinfeld say he is competitive in?

3. What is Seinfeld surprised a woman can be afraid of when she has the courage to wax her legs?

4. What does Seinfeld think is like a job interview?

5. What does Seinfeld observe men often act like?

(see the answer key)

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