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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 2, Personal Maintenance.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld talk about a woman doing to her legs?
(a) Tanning
(b) Shaving
(c) Slapping
(d) Waxing

2. What does Seinfeld think a woman has to like about the man she is dating?
(a) His humor
(b) His clothes
(c) His job
(d) His wallet

3. What word does Seinfeld find funny?
(a) Pretty ugly
(b) Fumble
(c) Tumbleweed
(d) Nightcap

4. What does Seinfeld compare marriage to?
(a) Prison
(b) The government
(c) The mafia
(d) A dog pound

5. What kind of room does Seinfeld think people should meet in before a date?
(a) A drawing room
(b) A prison visitation room
(c) A dining room
(d) An interview room

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say people lock up in their lockers in the gym?

2. What does Seinfeld think there should always be a rule book for?

3. What does Seinfeld say a man is buried in when he dies?

4. What does Seinfeld say is the one thing that is appealing about smoking?

5. What does Seinfeld say he has given often to his doctor?

(see the answer key)

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