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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 2, Personal Maintenance.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think is the best part of being in a relationship?
(a) Having your meals cooked
(b) Arguing
(c) Being sick
(d) Having sex

2. What is Seinfeld still too self-conscious to buy?
(a) Dildos
(b) Hashish
(c) Condoms
(d) Beer

3. What does Seinfeld think men are afraid of?
(a) Sex
(b) Feelings
(c) Commitment
(d) Themselves

4. What does Seinfeld think is a reflection of how you feel when you wake up in a strange house after a date?
(a) Your clothes
(b) Your teeth
(c) Your smell
(d) Your hair

5. What does Seinfeld say is the one thing that is appealing about smoking?
(a) Buying cigarettes
(b) Relaxation
(c) Fire
(d) Smoke

Short Answer Questions

1. Where does Seinfeld think it is stupid to take your date?

2. What kind of deodorant does Seinfeld say he does not like?

3. What is Seinfeld surprised a woman can be afraid of when she has the courage to wax her legs?

4. What does Seinfeld say he hates?

5. What does Seinfeld compare divorce to?

(see the answer key)

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