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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 2, Personal Maintenance.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think men are afraid of?
(a) Sex
(b) Commitment
(c) Feelings
(d) Themselves

2. What does Seinfeld say a man is buried in when he dies?
(a) His suit
(b) His tracksuit
(c) His pajamas
(d) His baseball shirt

3. What does Seinfeld believe men are like when it comes to sex?
(a) Fireman
(b) Soldiers
(c) Bums
(d) Policeman

4. What does Seinfeld think is a reflection of how you feel when you wake up in a strange house after a date?
(a) Your smell
(b) Your clothes
(c) Your hair
(d) Your teeth

5. What does Seinfeld talk about a woman doing to her legs?
(a) Shaving
(b) Waxing
(c) Slapping
(d) Tanning

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think is like a job interview?

2. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny to get into shape?

3. What does Seinfeld think a woman has to like about the man she is dating?

4. What kind of voice does Seinfeld like a woman to have?

5. What does Seinfeld say is the one thing that is appealing about smoking?

(see the answer key)

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