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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 2, Personal Maintenance.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think a woman has to like about the man she is dating?
(a) His wallet
(b) His humor
(c) His job
(d) His clothes

2. What does Seinfeld think men are afraid of?
(a) Commitment
(b) Feelings
(c) Themselves
(d) Sex

3. What kind of date does Seinfeld think should only last for a few seconds?
(a) An office date
(b) A dinner date
(c) A foreign date
(d) A blind date

4. What does Seinfeld compare marriage to?
(a) The mafia
(b) A dog pound
(c) Prison
(d) The government

5. What does Seinfeld think is like a job interview?
(a) Stand up
(b) Dating
(c) Buying a dog
(d) Sex

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think is funny?

2. What does Seinfeld say men are bad at buying?

3. What does Seinfeld think is the best part of being in a relationship?

4. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny that people lock up their dirty clothes?

5. What does Seinfeld think is a reflection of how you feel when you wake up in a strange house after a date?

(see the answer key)

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