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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 2, Personal Maintenance.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say he has given often to his doctor?
(a) A hair sample
(b) A urine sample
(c) A blood sample
(d) A semen sample

2. What is Seinfeld still too self-conscious to buy?
(a) Dildos
(b) Condoms
(c) Hashish
(d) Beer

3. What does Seinfeld say a man is buried in when he dies?
(a) His pajamas
(b) His tracksuit
(c) His suit
(d) His baseball shirt

4. What kind of date does Seinfeld think should only last for a few seconds?
(a) A foreign date
(b) An office date
(c) A dinner date
(d) A blind date

5. What does Seinfeld talk about a woman doing to her legs?
(a) Slapping
(b) Waxing
(c) Shaving
(d) Tanning

Short Answer Questions

1. Who used to be sacrificed in volcanoes?

2. What is Seinfeld surprised a woman can be afraid of when she has the courage to wax her legs?

3. What animal does Seinfeld say has spent most of its life outdoor?

4. What does Seinfeld picture when he hears the word nightcap?

5. What does Seinfeld's hair always say in the morning when he wakes up in a strange bed?

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