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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 2, Personal Maintenance.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say he hates?
(a) Children
(b) Computers
(c) Clothes
(d) Bars

2. What is Seinfeld still too self-conscious to buy?
(a) Condoms
(b) Hashish
(c) Dildos
(d) Beer

3. What item of clothing does Seinfeld think a naked person should wear?
(a) A belt
(b) A bag
(c) A tie
(d) A t-shirt

4. What does Seinfeld think is the best part of being in a relationship?
(a) Being sick
(b) Arguing
(c) Having sex
(d) Having your meals cooked

5. What kind of date does Seinfeld think should only last for a few seconds?
(a) An office date
(b) A blind date
(c) A dinner date
(d) A foreign date

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say a man is buried in when he dies?

2. What does Seinfeld believe women are like when it comes to sex?

3. What does Seinfeld compare divorce to?

4. What does Seinfeld say seems to have very active social lives?

5. What do you risk happening at the end of a date?

(see the answer key)

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