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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 2, Personal Maintenance.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think is the best part of being in a relationship?
(a) Being sick
(b) Having sex
(c) Arguing
(d) Having your meals cooked

2. What kind of deodorant does Seinfeld say he does not like?
(a) Spray deodrant
(b) All deodrant
(c) Deodrant with cologne
(d) Roll on deodrant

3. What does Seinfeld believe men are like when it comes to sex?
(a) Bums
(b) Fireman
(c) Policeman
(d) Soldiers

4. What does Seinfeld say seems to have very active social lives?
(a) Comedians
(b) Writers
(c) Super heroes
(d) Ventriloquist dummies

5. What does Seinfeld say ruins leather jackets?
(a) Beer stains
(b) The snow
(c) Rain
(d) Food stains

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld picture when he hears the word nightcap?

2. What does Seinfeld say is the one thing that is appealing about smoking?

3. What does Seinfeld say people lock up in their lockers in the gym?

4. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny to get into shape?

5. What is Seinfeld uncertain about doing during sex?

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