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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 2, Personal Maintenance.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny to get into shape?
(a) It is boring
(b) They is no real reason for it
(c) There are better things to do
(d) It looks ugly

2. What kind of deodorant does Seinfeld say he does not like?
(a) All deodrant
(b) Deodrant with cologne
(c) Spray deodrant
(d) Roll on deodrant

3. What kind of voice does Seinfeld like a woman to have?
(a) A high voice
(b) A deep voice
(c) A breathy voice
(d) A giggly voice

4. Who used to be sacrificed in volcanoes?
(a) Virgins
(b) Witches
(c) Husbands
(d) Cheating wives

5. What does Seinfeld say men are bad at buying?
(a) Clothes
(b) Food
(c) Women
(d) Drink

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think men are afraid of?

2. What does Seinfeld believe does not exist?

3. What does Seinfeld compare divorce to?

4. What kind of surgery does Seinfeld say he has never had?

5. What do you risk happening at the end of a date?

(see the answer key)

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