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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 2, Personal Maintenance.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who used to be sacrificed in volcanoes?
(a) Husbands
(b) Cheating wives
(c) Virgins
(d) Witches

2. What kind of surgery does Seinfeld say he has never had?
(a) Heart
(b) Plastic
(c) Teeth
(d) Tonsils

3. What does Seinfeld think a man cares about the woman he is dating?
(a) Her clothes
(b) Her humor
(c) Her looks
(d) Her sense of fun

4. What does Seinfeld say people lock up in their lockers in the gym?
(a) Their wallets
(b) Their dirty clothes
(c) Their steroids
(d) Their keys

5. What does Seinfeld think there should always be a rule book for?
(a) Babies
(b) Conversation
(c) Dating
(d) Sex

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say men are bad at buying?

2. What does Seinfeld say ruins leather jackets?

3. What does Seinfeld think is a reflection of how you feel when you wake up in a strange house after a date?

4. What does Seinfeld say he has given often to his doctor?

5. What does Seinfeld not find appealing?

(see the answer key)

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