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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 3, Paldom.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who used to be sacrificed in volcanoes?
(a) Cheating wives
(b) Husbands
(c) Witches
(d) Virgins

2. What does Seinfeld say there is a large industry of?
(a) Bad gifts
(b) Tasteless food
(c) Poor beer
(d) Children's books

3. What does Seinfeld's hair always say in the morning when he wakes up in a strange bed?
(a) Relaxed
(b) Relieved
(c) Tired
(d) Panicked

4. What does Seinfeld believe is the uniform for all men?
(a) Suits
(b) Jeans and a t-shirt
(c) Track suits
(d) Pajamas

5. What item of clothing does Seinfeld think a naked person should wear?
(a) A tie
(b) A belt
(c) A bag
(d) A t-shirt

Short Answer Questions

1. What is Seinfeld uncertain about doing during sex?

2. What did Seinfeld's friend just have?

3. What does Seinfeld say he is curious about?

4. What does Seinfeld say it says when someone buys you a paperweight?

5. What kind of voice does Seinfeld like a woman to have?

(see the answer key)

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