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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 3, Paldom.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think all men are?
(a) Homophobes
(b) Lesbians
(c) Wife beaters
(d) Homosexual

2. What is Seinfeld surprised a woman can be afraid of when she has the courage to wax her legs?
(a) Mice
(b) Rats
(c) Spiders
(d) Grasshopper

3. Why does Seinfeld think that all men are homophobes?
(a) They don't understand them
(b) They don't like themselves
(c) They are suggestible
(d) They are scared

4. What does Seinfeld like to pretend he is when he is talking to a friend he does not like?
(a) A counselor
(b) A comedian
(c) A social worker
(d) A talkshow host

5. Who used to be sacrificed in volcanoes?
(a) Witches
(b) Cheating wives
(c) Virgins
(d) Husbands

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld observe men often act like?

2. What kind of voice does Seinfeld like a woman to have?

3. What does Seinfeld think is funny?

4. What does Seinfeld hate saying?

5. What does Seinfeld say friends often ask for?

(see the answer key)

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