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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 3, Paldom.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is Seinfeld surprised a woman can be afraid of when she has the courage to wax her legs?
(a) Rats
(b) Spiders
(c) Grasshopper
(d) Mice

2. What does Seinfeld observe men often act like?
(a) Sperm
(b) Saliva
(c) Snot
(d) Testicles

3. What does Seinfeld say he hates?
(a) Bars
(b) Clothes
(c) Computers
(d) Children

4. What is male friendship conditional on?
(a) Drinking beer
(b) The ego
(c) Watching sport
(d) Meeting a woman

5. Why does Seinfeld think that all men are homophobes?
(a) They don't understand them
(b) They are suggestible
(c) They are scared
(d) They don't like themselves

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think a man cares about the woman he is dating?

2. What does Seinfeld say allows you a second chance?

3. What are men interested in doing to their hair?

4. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny to get into shape?

5. What does Seinfeld say friends often ask for?

(see the answer key)

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