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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 3, Paldom.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What kind of deodorant does Seinfeld say he does not like?
(a) All deodrant
(b) Spray deodrant
(c) Roll on deodrant
(d) Deodrant with cologne

2. Why does Seinfeld believe people invented the answering machine?
(a) People have nothing to say to each other
(b) People hate to miss out
(c) People always need to say something
(d) People were bored

3. What does Seinfeld say allows you a second chance?
(a) Filming a movie
(b) Writing a novel
(c) Your best friends
(d) Your parents

4. What does Seinfeld observe men often act like?
(a) Saliva
(b) Snot
(c) Testicles
(d) Sperm

5. What item of clothing does Seinfeld think a naked person should wear?
(a) A tie
(b) A bag
(c) A t-shirt
(d) A belt

Short Answer Questions

1. Why do Seinfeld's friends presume he is gay?

2. What is the first section of this chapter called?

3. What does Seinfeld believe does not exist?

4. What does Seinfeld say he hates?

5. What does Seinfeld say there is a large industry of?

(see the answer key)

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