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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 3, Paldom.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What animal does Seinfeld say has spent most of its life outdoor?
(a) Humans
(b) Sheep
(c) Cows
(d) Pigs

2. What does Seinfeld think men are afraid of?
(a) Feelings
(b) Sex
(c) Commitment
(d) Themselves

3. Why does Seinfeld believe people invented the answering machine?
(a) People have nothing to say to each other
(b) People hate to miss out
(c) People were bored
(d) People always need to say something

4. What does Seinfeld say he is curious about?
(a) Dirty clothes
(b) Prostitutes
(c) Body odor
(d) Drugs

5. What does Seinfeld think there should always be a rule book for?
(a) Dating
(b) Babies
(c) Conversation
(d) Sex

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld not find appealing?

2. Who used to be sacrificed in volcanoes?

3. What is Seinfeld surprised a woman can be afraid of when she has the courage to wax her legs?

4. Why does Seinfeld think that all men are homophobes?

5. Why does Seinfeld say it is hard to do favors for people?

(see the answer key)

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