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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 3, Paldom.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say ruins leather jackets?
(a) Beer stains
(b) Food stains
(c) Rain
(d) The snow

2. Why does Seinfeld think that all men are homophobes?
(a) They are suggestible
(b) They don't like themselves
(c) They don't understand them
(d) They are scared

3. What is Seinfeld still too self-conscious to buy?
(a) Condoms
(b) Hashish
(c) Dildos
(d) Beer

4. Where does Seinfeld think it is stupid to take your date?
(a) To a park
(b) To a zoo
(c) To the movies
(d) To dinner

5. What kind of date does Seinfeld think should only last for a few seconds?
(a) An office date
(b) A dinner date
(c) A blind date
(d) A foreign date

Short Answer Questions

1. What kind of room does Seinfeld think people should meet in before a date?

2. What does Seinfeld think that people will one day show others how to save themselves from in a commercial?

3. What does Seinfeld think is the best part of being in a relationship?

4. What does Seinfeld like to pretend he is when he is talking to a friend he does not like?

5. What does Seinfeld think is like a job interview?

(see the answer key)

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