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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 3, Paldom.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld want to have on him when he sees people he knows walking down the street?
(a) An answering machine
(b) A cell phone
(c) A gun
(d) A pepper spray

2. What does Seinfeld say is the downside of receiving a message on your answering machine?
(a) Someone who thinks they are funny
(b) Someone wants something
(c) You have to delete it
(d) You have to listen to it

3. What kind of voice does Seinfeld like a woman to have?
(a) A giggly voice
(b) A deep voice
(c) A breathy voice
(d) A high voice

4. What does Seinfeld compare divorce to?
(a) Being expelled
(b) Being caught by the police
(c) Being impeached
(d) Being at war

5. What does Seinfeld say friends often ask for?
(a) Favors
(b) Beer
(c) A joke
(d) Money

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think men are afraid of?

2. What does Seinfeld say he is curious about?

3. What word does Seinfeld find funny?

4. What kind of deodorant does Seinfeld say he does not like?

5. What does Seinfeld picture when he hears the word nightcap?

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