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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 3, Paldom.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What does Seinfeld say people lock up in their lockers in the gym?
(a) Their wallets
(b) Their keys
(c) Their dirty clothes
(d) Their steroids
2. What does Seinfeld think that people will one day show others how to save themselves from in a commercial?
(a) Heart attacks
(b) Choking
(c) Strokes
(d) Cancer
3. Which of the following is an example of a bad gift?
(a) Shower cap
(b) Shower radio
(c) Porn magazine
(d) Beer mats
4. What does Seinfeld believe is the uniform for all men?
(a) Jeans and a t-shirt
(b) Pajamas
(c) Track suits
(d) Suits
5. What does Seinfeld say ruins leather jackets?
(a) The snow
(b) Rain
(c) Food stains
(d) Beer stains
Short Answer Questions
1. What kind of tests does Seinfeld say he is competitive in?
2. What does Seinfeld say seems to have very active social lives?
3. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny that people lock up their dirty clothes?
4. What does Seinfeld say there is a large industry of?
5. What is the second section of this chapter called?
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