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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 3, Paldom.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is Seinfeld uncertain about doing during sex?
(a) Yawning
(b) Laughing
(c) Coughing
(d) Talking

2. Why is Seinfeld disappointed when someone answers the phone?
(a) He like answering machines
(b) He is usually talking to another friend
(c) He never knows what to say
(d) He like ringtones

3. What does Seinfeld compare divorce to?
(a) Being expelled
(b) Being impeached
(c) Being caught by the police
(d) Being at war

4. What does Seinfeld say it says when someone buys you a paperweight?
(a) You were an after thought
(b) I felt I had to buy you something
(c) I put no effort into this gift
(d) I don't like you

5. What word does Seinfeld find funny?
(a) Pretty ugly
(b) Nightcap
(c) Tumbleweed
(d) Fumble

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think a man cares about the woman he is dating?

2. Why does Seinfeld believe people invented the answering machine?

3. What does Seinfeld say is the one thing that is appealing about smoking?

4. What does Seinfeld say ruins leather jackets?

5. Where does Seinfeld think it is stupid to take your date?

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