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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 3, Paldom.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What word does Seinfeld find funny?
(a) Tumbleweed
(b) Fumble
(c) Nightcap
(d) Pretty ugly

2. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny that people lock up their dirty clothes?
(a) People want to borrow them
(b) No one wants to see them
(c) People want to smell them
(d) No one would steal them

3. What did Seinfeld's friend just have?
(a) A baby
(b) A christening
(c) A birthday
(d) A baptism

4. What does Seinfeld want to have on him when he sees people he knows walking down the street?
(a) A gun
(b) A cell phone
(c) A pepper spray
(d) An answering machine

5. Which of the following is not an example of a bad gift?
(a) Gift certificate
(b) Shower radio
(c) Ashtray
(d) Paper weight

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think there should always be a rule book for?

2. What do you risk happening at the end of a date?

3. What does Seinfeld believe does not exist?

4. What does Seinfeld's hair always say in the morning when he wakes up in a strange bed?

5. What does Seinfeld say friends often ask for?

(see the answer key)

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