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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 5, Job Security.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why does Seinfeld say it is hard to do favors for people?
(a) It is too time consuming
(b) No one wants you to do them a favor
(c) It is boring
(d) No one appreciates them

2. What does Seinfeld think it is fun to do when you are a policeman?
(a) Handcuffing people
(b) Giving people tickets
(c) Telling people what to do
(d) Interviewing people

3. What kind of deodorant does Seinfeld say he does not like?
(a) Spray deodrant
(b) Roll on deodrant
(c) All deodrant
(d) Deodrant with cologne

4. What job does Seinfeld think is the toughest?
(a) Stand up
(b) Unemployment
(c) Food tasting
(d) Construction work

5. What does Seinfeld say that talk show hosts never seem to know?
(a) How much time they have left
(b) How much money they earn
(c) Who their guests are
(d) Who their friends are

Short Answer Questions

1. Why is Seinfeld disappointed when someone answers the phone?

2. What does Seinfeld think there should always be a rule book for?

3. What does Seinfeld say allows you a second chance?

4. Which of the following cars does Seinfeld talk about in this chapter?

5. Why do Seinfeld's friends presume he is gay?

(see the answer key)

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