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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 5, Job Security.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say he is not scared of?
(a) Walking
(b) Flying
(c) Driving
(d) Running

2. What does Seinfeld think is funny?
(a) Smoking
(b) Exercise
(c) His humor
(d) Drinking

3. What does Seinfeld believe does not exist?
(a) Dry cleaning
(b) Nice people
(c) Aliens
(d) Dishwashers

4. What does Seinfeld say that talk show hosts never seem to know?
(a) Who their guests are
(b) How much time they have left
(c) Who their friends are
(d) How much money they earn

5. Why is Seinfeld disappointed when someone answers the phone?
(a) He like ringtones
(b) He never knows what to say
(c) He is usually talking to another friend
(d) He like answering machines

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld compare marriage to?

2. Who used to be sacrificed in volcanoes?

3. What does Seinfeld say friends often ask for?

4. Who does Seinfeld think should be licensed?

5. What does Seinfeld think a man cares about the woman he is dating?

(see the answer key)

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