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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 5, Job Security.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What item of clothing does Seinfeld think a naked person should wear?
(a) A belt
(b) A tie
(c) A t-shirt
(d) A bag

2. Which of the following cars does Seinfeld talk about in this chapter?
(a) Station wagon
(b) Mercedes
(c) Land Rovers
(d) Compact car

3. What is the second section of this chapter called?
(a) Getting the message
(b) Paldom
(c) Feeling myself
(d) Loving my lover

4. Why does Seinfeld say it is hard to do favors for people?
(a) No one wants you to do them a favor
(b) No one appreciates them
(c) It is boring
(d) It is too time consuming

5. What is Seinfeld still too self-conscious to buy?
(a) Condoms
(b) Dildos
(c) Beer
(d) Hashish

Short Answer Questions

1. Who used to be sacrificed in volcanoes?

2. What does Seinfeld think workers should come up with so they don't have to think of different replies?

3. What is Seinfeld uncertain about doing during sex?

4. Why is Seinfeld always nervous when he drives to the airport?

5. Who thinks their audience is dumb?

(see the answer key)

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