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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 5, Job Security.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What do you risk happening at the end of a date?
(a) Feeling deflated
(b) Being naked
(c) Feeling drunk
(d) Being turned away

2. What does Seinfeld say is like a mirage in the desert?
(a) Drinking fountains
(b) Limos
(c) Handicap parking spaces
(d) Learner drivers

3. Why does Seinfeld believe people invented the answering machine?
(a) People have nothing to say to each other
(b) People always need to say something
(c) People hate to miss out
(d) People were bored

4. What does Seinfeld picture when he hears the word nightcap?
(a) Sex
(b) A hat
(c) A gown
(d) Beer

5. Why does Seinfeld think the ambulance stickers are dangerous?
(a) A driver could get in an accident reading it
(b) A driver immediately stops when he reads it
(c) A driver never looks into his mirror to read it
(d) A driver gets nervous when he reads it

Short Answer Questions

1. What job does Seinfeld say he would like to have?

2. What does Seinfeld think a flight attendant should never do?

3. What kind of deodorant does Seinfeld say he does not like?

4. What does Seinfeld say he is not scared of?

5. Who does Seinfeld say stands very high?

(see the answer key)

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