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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 5, Job Security.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why does Seinfeld think that all men are homophobes?
(a) They are suggestible
(b) They don't like themselves
(c) They don't understand them
(d) They are scared

2. What does Seinfeld say is the downside of receiving a message on your answering machine?
(a) Someone who thinks they are funny
(b) You have to delete it
(c) Someone wants something
(d) You have to listen to it

3. Who does Seinfeld think it would be uncomfortable saying hello to everyday?
(a) Your children
(b) Office co-workers
(c) Your parents
(d) Your wife

4. Why does Seinfeld say it is hard to do favors for people?
(a) No one appreciates them
(b) No one wants you to do them a favor
(c) It is boring
(d) It is too time consuming

5. What makes Seinfeld more nervous than flying?
(a) Waiting to take off
(b) Meeting someone he knows on the plane
(c) Greeting people at the other end
(d) Driving to the airport

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think workers should come up with so they don't have to think of different replies?

2. What is the third section of this chapter called?

3. What does Seinfeld say is like a mirage in the desert?

4. What does Seinfeld find scarier than any of the rides at Coney Island?

5. What does Seinfeld believe men are like when it comes to sex?

(see the answer key)

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