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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 5, Job Security.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny to get into shape?
(a) It is boring
(b) It looks ugly
(c) They is no real reason for it
(d) There are better things to do

2. What does Seinfeld compare divorce to?
(a) Being caught by the police
(b) Being at war
(c) Being impeached
(d) Being expelled

3. What does Seinfeld say is the one thing that is appealing about smoking?
(a) Buying cigarettes
(b) Smoke
(c) Fire
(d) Relaxation

4. What does Seinfeld's hair always say in the morning when he wakes up in a strange bed?
(a) Relieved
(b) Panicked
(c) Relaxed
(d) Tired

5. Who does Seinfeld think it would be uncomfortable saying hello to everyday?
(a) Your children
(b) Office co-workers
(c) Your parents
(d) Your wife

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think is like a job interview?

2. Who thinks their audience is dumb?

3. Why does Seinfeld think the ambulance stickers are dangerous?

4. What does Seinfeld say a man is buried in when he dies?

5. What city does Seinfeld say is entertaining?

(see the answer key)

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