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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 5, Job Security.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where does Seinfeld think it is stupid to take your date?
(a) To a park
(b) To a zoo
(c) To the movies
(d) To dinner

2. What does Seinfeld think is the funniest part of a lawyer's job?
(a) Saying objection
(b) Trying to set free an obvious criminal
(c) Saying your honor
(d) Pretending to whisper to your client

3. What job does Seinfeld think is the toughest?
(a) Food tasting
(b) Unemployment
(c) Construction work
(d) Stand up

4. What does Seinfeld say he has given often to his doctor?
(a) A urine sample
(b) A hair sample
(c) A blood sample
(d) A semen sample

5. Who does Seinfeld ask to get their priorities straight on the plane?
(a) The noisy children
(b) The pilot
(c) The flight attendants
(d) The drunk passengers

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think men are afraid of?

2. What does Seinfeld think is funny?

3. What did Seinfeld's friend just have?

4. What city does Seinfeld say is entertaining?

5. What does Seinfeld believe is the uniform for all men?

(see the answer key)

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