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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 5, Job Security.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say that talk show hosts never seem to know?
(a) Who their guests are
(b) How much time they have left
(c) Who their friends are
(d) How much money they earn

2. What sign in the plane bathroom amuses Seinfeld?
(a) The ones that tell you to have a good flight
(b) The ones that tell you not to flush
(c) The ones that tell you to wash yourself
(d) The ones that tell you not to smoke

3. What does Seinfeld like to pretend he is when he is talking to a friend he does not like?
(a) A counselor
(b) A talkshow host
(c) A comedian
(d) A social worker

4. Which of the following is an example of a bad gift?
(a) Porn magazine
(b) Beer mats
(c) Shower radio
(d) Shower cap

5. What is the third section of this chapter called?
(a) The gift of friendship
(b) Loving the hard way
(c) Don't ask me for anything
(d) Favors

Short Answer Questions

1. What is Seinfeld still too self-conscious to buy?

2. What does Seinfeld wonder if there are keys to?

3. What is the title of the first section of this chapter?

4. What does Seinfeld say everything in the plane is?

5. What does Seinfeld say it says when someone buys you a paperweight?

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