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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 5, Job Security.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say people like to recommend to each other?
(a) Lawyers
(b) Dentists
(c) Doctors
(d) Musicians

2. What does Seinfeld say is the one thing that is appealing about smoking?
(a) Fire
(b) Smoke
(c) Relaxation
(d) Buying cigarettes

3. What is Seinfeld uncertain about doing during sex?
(a) Yawning
(b) Talking
(c) Laughing
(d) Coughing

4. What does Seinfeld say he has never had?
(a) A Budweiser
(b) A long term relationship
(c) A real job
(d) A Long Island Ice Tea

5. Why does Seinfeld find ambulance windshield stickers amusing?
(a) They are written backwards
(b) They shine in the dark
(c) They confuse drivers
(d) They are misspelled

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld's unemployed friend have to work hard at doing?

2. What kind of tests does Seinfeld say he is competitive in?

3. What sign in the plane bathroom amuses Seinfeld?

4. What does Seinfeld want to have on him when he sees people he knows walking down the street?

5. Why does Seinfeld think that planes are sometime late?

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