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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 5, Job Security.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld want to have on him when he sees people he knows walking down the street?
(a) A pepper spray
(b) A cell phone
(c) An answering machine
(d) A gun

2. Why does Seinfeld think that planes are sometime late?
(a) The pilot is drunk
(b) They have to arrange a party in the city they are traveling to
(c) They have to fix the plane
(d) They have lost the keys

3. What does Seinfeld think a man cares about the woman he is dating?
(a) Her looks
(b) Her clothes
(c) Her humor
(d) Her sense of fun

4. What is the first section of this chapter called?
(a) Male lovers
(b) Male bonding
(c) Male fun
(d) Male code

5. What are men interested in doing to their hair?
(a) Growing it
(b) Removing it
(c) Transplanting it
(d) Shaving it

Short Answer Questions

1. Which of the following is not an example of a bad gift?

2. What item of clothing does Seinfeld think a naked person should wear?

3. What job does Seinfeld think is the best in law enforcement?

4. What does Seinfeld think men are afraid of?

5. What does Seinfeld think is funny?

(see the answer key)

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