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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 5, Job Security.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think it is fun to do when you are a policeman?
(a) Interviewing people
(b) Giving people tickets
(c) Telling people what to do
(d) Handcuffing people

2. Which of the following is not an example of a bad gift?
(a) Shower radio
(b) Gift certificate
(c) Paper weight
(d) Ashtray

3. What does Seinfeld find scarier than any of the rides at Coney Island?
(a) A serious relationship
(b) Falling ill
(c) His parents arguing
(d) The train ride there

4. Why does Seinfeld believe people invented the answering machine?
(a) People were bored
(b) People always need to say something
(c) People hate to miss out
(d) People have nothing to say to each other

5. Who does Seinfeld say stands very high?
(a) A pharmacist
(b) A policeman
(c) A psychiatrist
(d) A judge

Short Answer Questions

1. What is Seinfeld still too self-conscious to buy?

2. What does Seinfeld believe women are like when it comes to sex?

3. What is male friendship conditional on?

4. What does Seinfeld think is a reflection of how you feel when you wake up in a strange house after a date?

5. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny to get into shape?

(see the answer key)

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