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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 5, Job Security.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think a flight attendant should never do?
(a) Run with the food cart
(b) Snarl
(c) Make a joke
(d) Wake up a passenger

2. What does Seinfeld think men are afraid of?
(a) Sex
(b) Feelings
(c) Commitment
(d) Themselves

3. What does Seinfeld compare divorce to?
(a) Being impeached
(b) Being expelled
(c) Being caught by the police
(d) Being at war

4. Who does Seinfeld feel sorry for in the subway?
(a) The token taker
(b) The cleaner
(c) The ticket seller
(d) The train driver

5. What does Seinfeld say allows you a second chance?
(a) Your parents
(b) Your best friends
(c) Writing a novel
(d) Filming a movie

Short Answer Questions

1. What kind of room does Seinfeld think people should meet in before a date?

2. What does Seinfeld think has gotten more complicated at the doctors?

3. What does Seinfeld say he is curious about?

4. What does Seinfeld believe is the uniform for all men?

5. What is Seinfeld surprised a woman can be afraid of when she has the courage to wax her legs?

(see the answer key)

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