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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 5, Job Security.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is the title of this chapter?
(a) The gift of friendship
(b) Paldom
(c) The male code
(d) Getting the message

2. What makes Seinfeld more nervous than flying?
(a) Waiting to take off
(b) Meeting someone he knows on the plane
(c) Driving to the airport
(d) Greeting people at the other end

3. What does Seinfeld not find appealing?
(a) Drugs
(b) Pornography
(c) Drinking
(d) Smoking

4. Why does Seinfeld think the ambulance stickers are dangerous?
(a) A driver never looks into his mirror to read it
(b) A driver could get in an accident reading it
(c) A driver gets nervous when he reads it
(d) A driver immediately stops when he reads it

5. What kind of tests does Seinfeld say he is competitive in?
(a) Driving tests
(b) All tests
(c) IQ tests
(d) Physical tests

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld picture when he hears the word nightcap?

2. Why does Seinfeld think that planes are sometime late?

3. Why does Seinfeld believe people invented the answering machine?

4. What kind of stores does Seinfeld think are overpriced?

5. What is Seinfeld surprised a woman can be afraid of when she has the courage to wax her legs?

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