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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 5, Job Security.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why does Seinfeld find ambulance windshield stickers amusing?
(a) They are misspelled
(b) They shine in the dark
(c) They confuse drivers
(d) They are written backwards

2. What kind of room does Seinfeld think people should meet in before a date?
(a) A dining room
(b) A drawing room
(c) An interview room
(d) A prison visitation room

3. What kind of surgery does Seinfeld say he has never had?
(a) Teeth
(b) Heart
(c) Tonsils
(d) Plastic

4. What can a woman do to a man?
(a) Paralyze him
(b) Cook for him
(c) Take away his freedom
(d) Suffocate him

5. What does Seinfeld say is the downside of receiving a message on your answering machine?
(a) You have to delete it
(b) Someone who thinks they are funny
(c) You have to listen to it
(d) Someone wants something

Short Answer Questions

1. What do you risk happening at the end of a date?

2. What does Seinfeld hate about going to the doctor's?

3. What job does Seinfeld say he would like to have?

4. What does Seinfeld think the baby basically is?

5. What does Seinfeld say seems to have very active social lives?

(see the answer key)

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