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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is scrapple made of?
(a) Pig snouts and sawdust.
(b) Apples and sawdust.
(c) Cow hooves and apples.
(d) Pig snouts and apples.

2. What holiday celebrates the time the Flying Spaghetti Monster first began touching humans with his Noodly Appendage?
(a) Ramendan.
(b) Holiday.
(c) Pastover.
(d) Friday.

3. What does Henderson say "go together like spaghetti and spaghetti sauce?"
(a) Pirates and wenches.
(b) Pirates and ships.
(c) Pirates and parrots.
(d) Gold coins and chests.

4. In "Fund-Raising," what is not required by the Flying Spaghetti Monster church?
(a) Communion.
(b) Community Service.
(c) Tithing.
(d) Sacrifices.

5. What is the Flying Spaghetti Monster's alternate term for the word "night?"
(a) "Prime Time."
(b) "Dark Time."
(c) "Bed Time."
(d) "Sleep Time."

Short Answer Questions

1. What holiday falls on September 19th every year?

2. What organization should receive copies of all documentation of Pastafarian persecution?

3. What man-made object can be seen from space and is suspected to be a tribute to the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

4. What theory says that all matter is made of "little noodlelike strings?"

5. In the Flying Spaghetti Monster Simulacrum, what are the cut rubber bands tied to?

Short Essay Questions

1. What does Henderson say to Evolutionists in his "Final Note?"

2. Why did Galileo go on trial for his theories?

3. What does Henderson say is the only way to avoid inaction, and what does he recommend Pirates do?

4. Name three things that are necessary to do or have in order to act like a Pirate.

5. Why do contemporary "Pirates," like sports teams, pirate costumes, and literal pirates, not positively influence global weather?

6. Why did the Flying Spaghetti Monster tell the midget to create pasta?

7. What is the "olive branch" Henderson offers to Intelligent Design proponents in his "Final Note?"

8. What is implied in the photograph that shows the Flying Spaghetti Monster present at a lunar landing?

9. In his first pamphlet, what three reasons does Henderson offer non-believers to convert?

10. What retail store does Henderson mention in the section dedicated to the Pastafarian holiday called "Holiday," and why does he mention that store?

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