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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. "Freeloaders" are allowed on the Pastafarians' Pirate ship. but what may they not touch?
(a) The mast.
(b) The cannons.
(c) The captain's wheel.
(d) The rigging.

2. What is "the true goal of any Pirate worth his weight in dubloons?"
(a) To have an eyepatch.
(b) To have a ship.
(c) To wear a pegleg.
(d) To have a wench.

3. What is the only day Pastafarians do not spread the word of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
(a) Friday.
(b) Thursday.
(c) Sunday.
(d) Monday.

4. What point can Intelligent Design proponents and Pastafarians agree upon?
(a) Pirates are God's chosen people.
(b) Pasta is delicious.
(c) There is a God.
(d) Alternate theories should be taught in schools.

5. In James Blackburn, Ph.D.'s note, what does EGO stand for?
(a) Egotistically Grand Outfits.
(b) Efficiently Good Options.
(c) Equally Gory Onslaughts.
(d) Equally Goofy Observations.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is wrong with the strippers in Pastafarian hell?

2. Fill in the blank: "Pastafarians don't rest on their ______."

3. Fill in the blank: "When in doubt, ______!!"

4. What is the official religion of Japan?

5. Who is Dolly the cloned sheep named after?

Short Essay Questions

1. What motivation does Henderson offer to Pastafarians to contribute to their church?

2. What method of fund-raising employed by televangelist Christians does Henderson consider unethical?

3. What is the significance of the hieroglyph that allegedly shows the Flying Spaghetti Monster in an Egyptian tomb?

4. Why do contemporary "Pirates," like sports teams, pirate costumes, and literal pirates, not positively influence global weather?

5. What does Henderson say is the only way to avoid inaction, and what does he recommend Pirates do?

6. In "A Pastafarian Guide to Propaganda," what is the specific reason that Henderson says Pastafarians do not base their religion on dogma?

7. Why does Henderson suggest gluing the googly eyes to pipe-cleaners first while making the Flying Spaghetti Monster Simulacrum?

8. Why do bad things happen to good people if the Flying Spaghetti Monster is benevolent?

9. In addition to pamphlets, what are the "intrepid soldiers of the FSM" armed with?

10. According to Henderson, why should Pastafarian missionaries spend their time in high-traffic areas?

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