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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What are the Flying Spaghetti Monster's meatballs made of in the FSM Simulacrum?
(a) Brown clay.
(b) Brown putty.
(c) Brown pipe cleaners.
(d) Brown fluff balls.

2. What does Henderson say is really behind the John Scopes trial?
(a) The MADD.
(b) The NRA.
(c) The NAACP.
(d) The ACLU.

3. Henderson says his fund raising is not as unethical as that of what group?
(a) Beggars.
(b) Hari Krishnas.
(c) Christian televangelists.
(d) Girl Scout troops.

4. What does Henderson say about other religions?
(a) They are based on superstition.
(b) They are imitating Pastafarianism.
(c) They are misguided.
(d) They are silly.

5. What holiday falls on September 19th every year?
(a) Halloween.
(b) Ramendan.
(c) International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
(d) Holiday.

Short Answer Questions

1. The Flying Spaghetti Monster urges Douglas MacArthur to accept the surrender of what country?

2. What point can Intelligent Design proponents and Pastafarians agree upon?

3. What does Henderson say "go together like spaghetti and spaghetti sauce?"

4. What group of Christians "should be avoided at all costs?"

5. What is the main component in the Flying Spaghetti Monster Simulacrum?

Short Essay Questions

1. Name three things that are necessary to do or have in order to act like a Pirate.

2. Why did Galileo go on trial for his theories?

3. What motivation does Henderson offer to Pastafarians to contribute to their church?

4. What method of fund-raising employed by televangelist Christians does Henderson consider unethical?

5. What does Henderson say is the only way to avoid inaction, and what does he recommend Pirates do?

6. What did Giordano Bruno do as a spy against the Catholics that causes Henderson to dub him "a major asshole?"

7. Why did Charles Darwin's father threaten to "remove young Charles' colander and other kitchen utensils?"

8. Why do contemporary "Pirates," like sports teams, pirate costumes, and literal pirates, not positively influence global weather?

9. In his first pamphlet, what three reasons does Henderson offer non-believers to convert?

10. What is implied in the photograph that shows the Flying Spaghetti Monster present at a lunar landing?

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