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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. The Flying Spaghetti Monster urges Douglas MacArthur to accept the surrender of what country?
(a) Greece.
(b) Japan.
(c) Croatia.
(d) Germany.

2. What is the least commercial Pastafarian holiday?
(a) Ramendan.
(b) Pastover.
(c) Halloween.
(d) Holida.

3. What is the main component in the Flying Spaghetti Monster Simulacrum?
(a) Glue.
(b) Spray paint.
(c) Rubber bands.
(d) Pipe cleaners.

4. In the pamphlet, what scientific process does Henderson say is manipulated by the Flying Spaghetti Monster's Noodly Appendage?
(a) Photosynthesis.
(b) Carbon dating.
(c) Nuclear fission.
(d) Taking X-rays.

5. What type of flour is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of?
(a) Semolina.
(b) Buckwheat.
(c) No one knows.
(d) Rice.

Short Answer Questions

1. According to Susan Johnson, Ph.D., what do the Flying Spaghetti Monster's meatballs symbolize?

2. Who was Aristotle's pupil?

3. What theory says that all matter is made of "little noodlelike strings?"

4. What holiday celebrates the time the Flying Spaghetti Monster first began touching humans with his Noodly Appendage?

5. What organization should receive copies of all documentation of Pastafarian persecution?

Short Essay Questions

1. In "A Pastafarian Guide to Propaganda," what is the specific reason that Henderson says Pastafarians do not base their religion on dogma?

2. In addition to pamphlets, what are the "intrepid soldiers of the FSM" armed with?

3. What does Henderson say to Evolutionists in his "Final Note?"

4. What does Henderson say is the only way to avoid inaction, and what does he recommend Pirates do?

5. What did the Flying Spaghetti Monster do on the night of the Second Day?

6. In his first pamphlet, what three reasons does Henderson offer non-believers to convert?

7. Name three things that are necessary to do or have in order to act like a Pirate.

8. What method of fund-raising employed by televangelist Christians does Henderson consider unethical?

9. Why does Henderson suggest gluing the googly eyes to pipe-cleaners first while making the Flying Spaghetti Monster Simulacrum?

10. Why did the Flying Spaghetti Monster tell the midget to create pasta?

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