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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. In "Fund-Raising," what is not required by the Flying Spaghetti Monster church?
(a) Sacrifices.
(b) Communion.
(c) Tithing.
(d) Community Service.

2. The Flying Spaghetti Monster urges Douglas MacArthur to accept the surrender of what country?
(a) Germany.
(b) Japan.
(c) Greece.
(d) Croatia.

3. What is scrapple made of?
(a) Pig snouts and apples.
(b) Apples and sawdust.
(c) Cow hooves and apples.
(d) Pig snouts and sawdust.

4. What is wrong with the strippers in Pastafarian hell?
(a) They have venereal diseases.
(b) They are terrible dancers.
(c) They are expensive.
(d) They are all ugly.

5. What holiday celebrates the time the Flying Spaghetti Monster first began touching humans with his Noodly Appendage?
(a) Ramendan.
(b) Friday.
(c) Pastover.
(d) Holiday.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the only day Pastafarians do not spread the word of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

2. Why was the Flying Spaghetti Monster left out of the portrait of the signing of the American Constitution?

3. What structure is described as being "complex and noodlelike?"

4. How many rubber bands does one need to make the Flying Spaghetti Monster Simulacrum?

5. Henderson says his fund raising is not as unethical as that of what group?

Short Essay Questions

1. In his first pamphlet, what three reasons does Henderson offer non-believers to convert?

2. In addition to pamphlets, what are the "intrepid soldiers of the FSM" armed with?

3. What motivation does Henderson offer to Pastafarians to contribute to their church?

4. What does Henderson say to Evolutionists in his "Final Note?"

5. Why did the Flying Spaghetti Monster tell the midget to create pasta?

6. Why do contemporary "Pirates," like sports teams, pirate costumes, and literal pirates, not positively influence global weather?

7. What is the "olive branch" Henderson offers to Intelligent Design proponents in his "Final Note?"

8. What is implied in the photograph that shows the Flying Spaghetti Monster present at a lunar landing?

9. What method of fund-raising employed by televangelist Christians does Henderson consider unethical?

10. What does Henderson say is the only way to avoid inaction, and what does he recommend Pirates do?

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