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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster NOT sell to raise money?
(a) Bumper stickers.
(b) Coffee mugs.
(c) T-shirts.
(d) Flying Spaghetti Monster Simulacrums.

2. What holiday is marked by the Passing of the Eye Patch ritual?
(a) Ramendan.
(b) Holiday.
(c) Pastover.
(d) Friday.

3. What are the Flying Spaghetti Monster's meatballs made of in the FSM Simulacrum?
(a) Brown fluff balls.
(b) Brown pipe cleaners.
(c) Brown clay.
(d) Brown putty.

4. What does Henderson say about other religions?
(a) They are based on superstition.
(b) They are silly.
(c) They are misguided.
(d) They are imitating Pastafarianism.

5. What is NOT a supply needed to make a Pirate-fish stencil?
(a) Glue.
(b) Spray paint.
(c) Tape.
(d) Thin cardboard.

Short Answer Questions

1. How many people believe in Pastafarianism?

2. What does Henderson say all great Pirates possess?

3. What is the Flying Spaghetti Monster's alternate term for the word "night?"

4. What was the "Noodly power cast down to Earth" described by Benjamin Franklin?

5. "Freeloaders" are allowed on the Pastafarians' Pirate ship. but what may they not touch?

Short Essay Questions

1. Name three things that are necessary to do or have in order to act like a Pirate.

2. According to Henderson, why should Pastafarian missionaries spend their time in high-traffic areas?

3. What "interesting place" is tagged with the Pirate-fish stencil in the "Swag" section of the book?

4. What is the "olive branch" Henderson offers to Intelligent Design proponents in his "Final Note?"

5. Why did Charles Darwin's father threaten to "remove young Charles' colander and other kitchen utensils?"

6. What method of fund-raising employed by televangelist Christians does Henderson consider unethical?

7. What motivation does Henderson offer to Pastafarians to contribute to their church?

8. In "A Pastafarian Guide to Propaganda," what is the specific reason that Henderson says Pastafarians do not base their religion on dogma?

9. What is implied in the photograph that shows the Flying Spaghetti Monster present at a lunar landing?

10. Why did the Flying Spaghetti Monster tell the midget to create pasta?

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