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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How did the midget in the Olive Garden of Eden break his tooth?
(a) Eve hit him in the mouth.
(b) He got in a fight with the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
(c) He fell down.
(d) He bit down on an olive pit.

2. How many rubber bands does one need to make the Flying Spaghetti Monster Simulacrum?
(a) About 100.
(b) About 10.
(c) About 50.
(d) About 200.

3. "Freeloaders" are allowed on the Pastafarians' Pirate ship. but what may they not touch?
(a) The cannons.
(b) The rigging.
(c) The mast.
(d) The captain's wheel.

4. Why did the Flying Spaghetti Monster create the moon?
(a) He thought it would look nice.
(b) It was the FSM's discarded first attempt at creating the sun.
(c) He had light left over from the sun.
(d) The night was too dark.

5. What is the purpose of the Enlightenment Institute?
(a) Proving the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
(b) Proving the theory of Intelligent Design.
(c) Proving the superiority of Pirates.
(d) Proving the theory of Evolution.

Short Answer Questions

1. What holiday to Pastafarians celebrate by eating only Ramen noodles?

2. In the pamphlet, what scientific process does Henderson say is manipulated by the Flying Spaghetti Monster's Noodly Appendage?

3. What is the main component in the Flying Spaghetti Monster Simulacrum?

4. What does the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster NOT sell to raise money?

5. According to Susan Johnson, Ph.D., what do the Flying Spaghetti Monster's meatballs symbolize?

Short Essay Questions

1. What did Giordano Bruno do as a spy against the Catholics that causes Henderson to dub him "a major asshole?"

2. What "interesting place" is tagged with the Pirate-fish stencil in the "Swag" section of the book?

3. What method of fund-raising employed by televangelist Christians does Henderson consider unethical?

4. In his first pamphlet, what three reasons does Henderson offer non-believers to convert?

5. What "one troubling misunderstanding" about Pastafarian saints does Henderson address in "A Guide to the Holidays?"

6. What does Henderson say to Evolutionists in his "Final Note?"

7. Why does Henderson suggest gluing the googly eyes to pipe-cleaners first while making the Flying Spaghetti Monster Simulacrum?

8. What does Henderson say is the only way to avoid inaction, and what does he recommend Pirates do?

9. Why do contemporary "Pirates," like sports teams, pirate costumes, and literal pirates, not positively influence global weather?

10. Why do bad things happen to good people if the Flying Spaghetti Monster is benevolent?

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