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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What may throw off a Pastafarian's depth perception?
(a) A pegleg.
(b) Abstaining from carbohydrates.
(c) An eye patch.
(d) A vision of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

2. What was Giordano Bruno's original name?
(a) Phillip.
(b) Dante.
(c) Lucca.
(d) Fillipo.

3. Henderson says that Leonardo Da Vinci invented what video game?
(a) Halo.
(b) Zelda.
(c) Call of Duty.
(d) Dead Space.

4. What is scrapple made of?
(a) Apples and sawdust.
(b) Cow hooves and apples.
(c) Pig snouts and apples.
(d) Pig snouts and sawdust.

5. In the pamphlet, what scientific process does Henderson say is manipulated by the Flying Spaghetti Monster's Noodly Appendage?
(a) Taking X-rays.
(b) Photosynthesis.
(c) Nuclear fission.
(d) Carbon dating.

Short Answer Questions

1. Why did the Flying Spaghetti Monster create land?

2. The Flying Spaghetti Monster urges Douglas MacArthur to accept the surrender of what country?

3. What is wrong with the strippers in Pastafarian hell?

4. What is wrong with the beer in Pastafarian hell?

5. Fill in the blank: "When in doubt, ______!!"

Short Essay Questions

1. According to Henderson, why should Pastafarian missionaries spend their time in high-traffic areas?

2. What motivation does Henderson offer to Pastafarians to contribute to their church?

3. Why did Galileo go on trial for his theories?

4. What did Giordano Bruno do as a spy against the Catholics that causes Henderson to dub him "a major asshole?"

5. What retail store does Henderson mention in the section dedicated to the Pastafarian holiday called "Holiday," and why does he mention that store?

6. What about the pasta shape called couscous supports the assertion that the Flying Spaghetti Monster gives "a gift of pasta to which [people] can understand?"

7. What did the Flying Spaghetti Monster do on the night of the Second Day?

8. Why do contemporary "Pirates," like sports teams, pirate costumes, and literal pirates, not positively influence global weather?

9. In "A Pastafarian Guide to Propaganda," what is the specific reason that Henderson says Pastafarians do not base their religion on dogma?

10. Name three things that are necessary to do or have in order to act like a Pirate.

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