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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How did the midget in the Olive Garden of Eden break his tooth?
(a) He fell down.
(b) Eve hit him in the mouth.
(c) He bit down on an olive pit.
(d) He got in a fight with the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

2. What organization should receive copies of all documentation of Pastafarian persecution?
(a) The ACLU.
(b) The NFL.
(c) The NAACP.
(d) The NRA.

3. What holiday celebrates the time the Flying Spaghetti Monster first began touching humans with his Noodly Appendage?
(a) Pastover.
(b) Holiday.
(c) Friday.
(d) Ramendan.

4. What holiday to Pastafarians celebrate by eating only Ramen noodles?
(a) Ramendan.
(b) Holiday.
(c) Pastover.
(d) Friday.

5. In James Blackburn, Ph.D.'s note, what does EGO stand for?
(a) Equally Goofy Observations.
(b) Egotistically Grand Outfits.
(c) Efficiently Good Options.
(d) Equally Gory Onslaughts.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Henderson say all great Pirates possess?

2. The "major new fund raising campaign" Henderson mentions involves which two elements?

3. What is the official religion of Japan?

4. Fill in the blank: "When in doubt, ______!!"

5. Fill in the blank: "Pastafarians don't rest on their ______."

Short Essay Questions

1. What is the significance of the hieroglyph that allegedly shows the Flying Spaghetti Monster in an Egyptian tomb?

2. Why did Galileo go on trial for his theories?

3. What retail store does Henderson mention in the section dedicated to the Pastafarian holiday called "Holiday," and why does he mention that store?

4. Why do bad things happen to good people if the Flying Spaghetti Monster is benevolent?

5. In his first pamphlet, what three reasons does Henderson offer non-believers to convert?

6. What method of fund-raising employed by televangelist Christians does Henderson consider unethical?

7. What "one troubling misunderstanding" about Pastafarian saints does Henderson address in "A Guide to the Holidays?"

8. In addition to pamphlets, what are the "intrepid soldiers of the FSM" armed with?

9. Why do contemporary "Pirates," like sports teams, pirate costumes, and literal pirates, not positively influence global weather?

10. What does Henderson say to Evolutionists in his "Final Note?"

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