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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. Fill in the blank: "Pastafarians don't rest on their ______."
(a) Laurels.
(b) Pasta.
(c) Oak trees.
(d) Bums.
2. What is the only day Pastafarians do not spread the word of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
(a) Friday.
(b) Monday.
(c) Sunday.
(d) Thursday.
3. What does Henderson say about other religions?
(a) They are based on superstition.
(b) They are misguided.
(c) They are imitating Pastafarianism.
(d) They are silly.
4. Why do Pastafarians tend to be secretive?
(a) They are being persecuted by Hari Krishnas.
(b) Many people claim that their beliefs are unsubstantiated.
(c) They have been threatened with violence.
(d) Most people do not take them seriously.
5. What holiday to Pastafarians celebrate by eating only Ramen noodles?
(a) Friday.
(b) Pastover.
(c) Holiday.
(d) Ramendan.
Short Answer Questions
1. How long should potential converts try Pastafarianism before converting?
2. Why did the Flying Spaghetti Monster create land?
3. According to Henderson, Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is the only religion supported by what?
4. How did the midget in the Olive Garden of Eden break his tooth?
5. What holiday is marked by the Passing of the Eye Patch ritual?
Short Essay Questions
1. What is the significance of the hieroglyph that allegedly shows the Flying Spaghetti Monster in an Egyptian tomb?
2. In his first pamphlet, what three reasons does Henderson offer non-believers to convert?
3. In addition to pamphlets, what are the "intrepid soldiers of the FSM" armed with?
4. What about the pasta shape called couscous supports the assertion that the Flying Spaghetti Monster gives "a gift of pasta to which [people] can understand?"
5. Why do contemporary "Pirates," like sports teams, pirate costumes, and literal pirates, not positively influence global weather?
6. What did Giordano Bruno do as a spy against the Catholics that causes Henderson to dub him "a major asshole?"
7. Why do bad things happen to good people if the Flying Spaghetti Monster is benevolent?
8. Why does Henderson suggest gluing the googly eyes to pipe-cleaners first while making the Flying Spaghetti Monster Simulacrum?
9. According to Henderson, why should Pastafarian missionaries spend their time in high-traffic areas?
10. What does Henderson say is the only way to avoid inaction, and what does he recommend Pirates do?
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