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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Explaining Pastafarianism - Bobby Answers the Big Questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What is the Communion Test designed to prove?
(a) The existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
(b) The meatballs are healthy.
(c) That communion wafers are poisonous.
(d) That pasta is better than bread.
2. What holiday does Henderson say affects the climate?
(a) Halloween.
(b) Easter.
(c) St. Patrick's Day.
(d) Christmas.
3. How many kiwi birds does Henderson require in his experiment?
(a) 40-50.
(b) 20-30.
(c) 30-40.
(d) 10-20.
4. What style of music does the Flying Spaghetti Monster dislike?
(a) Classical.
(b) Disco.
(c) Country.
(d) Polka.
5. What example is NOT listed in Longshanks' list of choices enjoyed by Americans?
(a) Coke or Pepsi.
(b) Target or Wal-Mart.
(c) Republican or Democrat.
(d) Ham or salami.
Short Answer Questions
1. In Longshanks' Evolutionary explanation of televisions, what is NOT included in his list of components?
2. Why do Evolutionists argue that kiwi birds never learned to fly?
3. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," where does Longshanks say Bobby Henderson purportedly sleep?
4. What does Henderson say caused the extinction of the dodo bird?
5. What is the "random and heartless struggle for dominance, commonly known as the survival of the fittest" described by Longshanks in his note?
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