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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Explaining Pastafarianism - Bobby Answers the Big Questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Longshanks say is wrong with all the scientists who support the theory of Evolution?
(a) Their experiments have been disproven.
(b) They had no sense of humor.
(c) They all have terrible haircuts.
(d) They are all dead.

2. What type of flour is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of?
(a) Buckwheat.
(b) No one knows.
(c) Semolina.
(d) Rice.

3. What two epithets do Snodgrass and Jaffari use to describe who they try to appeal to?
(a) Brainiacs and NASCAR fans.
(b) Brainiacs and nerds.
(c) Bible-thumpers and brainiacs.
(d) Bible-thumpers and NASCAR fans.

4. What do Snodgrass and Jaffari speculate is the reason the Flying Spaghetti Monster does not eradicate poverty, cancer, global warming, etc.?
(a) He is trying to make mankind turn back to His Noodly Goodness.
(b) He is trying to teach mankind a lesson.
(c) He is trying to rekindle the low-carb diet craze.
(d) He is sleeping.

5. What happens when the Christian in the experiment eats 2,500 calories of the Communion wafers?
(a) He is violently ill.
(b) He hallucinates.
(c) Nothing happens.
(d) He goes to sleep.

Short Answer Questions

1. Why do Evolutionists argue that kiwi birds never learned to fly?

2. In Longshanks' Evolutionary explanation of televisions, what is NOT included in his list of components?

3. How many kiwi birds does Henderson require in his experiment?

4. What is wrong with the beer in Pastafarian hell?

5. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," what appliance does Longshanks use to describe the difference between Evolution and Intelligent Design?

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