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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Explaining Pastafarianism - Bobby Answers the Big Questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who does Longshanks mention as a group who would approve of Intelligent Design theory?
(a) NASCAR fans.
(b) NBA fans.
(c) NFL fans.
(d) NHL fans.

2. What type of flour is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of?
(a) Semolina.
(b) No one knows.
(c) Buckwheat.
(d) Rice.

3. Henderson says that the Christian's Communion food is "basically" made of what substance?
(a) Stale bread.
(b) Sawdust.
(c) Cardboard.
(d) Paste.

4. What is wrong with the strippers in Pastafarian hell?
(a) They are terrible dancers.
(b) They have venereal diseases.
(c) They are expensive.
(d) They are all ugly.

5. What does Henderson say the Flying Spaghetti Monster spreads with his Noodly Appendage?
(a) Pandemonium.
(b) Goodness and affordable nutrition.
(c) Friendliness and parmesan.
(d) Butter.

Short Answer Questions

1. What example is NOT listed in Longshanks' list of choices enjoyed by Americans?

2. Scientists say kiwi birds never developed what ability?

3. In the experiment Henderson describes, what should one do with the kiwi birds to test their ability to fly?

4. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," who does Longshanks say will have won if Intelligent Design is not taught in schools?

5. What do Snodgrass and Jaffari speculate is the reason the Flying Spaghetti Monster does not eradicate poverty, cancer, global warming, etc.?

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