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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Explaining Pastafarianism - Bobby Answers the Big Questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What do Snodgrass and Jaffari speculate is the reason the Flying Spaghetti Monster does not eradicate poverty, cancer, global warming, etc.?
(a) He is trying to rekindle the low-carb diet craze.
(b) He is sleeping.
(c) He is trying to teach mankind a lesson.
(d) He is trying to make mankind turn back to His Noodly Goodness.
2. What does Longshanks say is wrong with all the scientists who support the theory of Evolution?
(a) They all have terrible haircuts.
(b) Their experiments have been disproven.
(c) They had no sense of humor.
(d) They are all dead.
3. What style of music does the Flying Spaghetti Monster dislike?
(a) Polka.
(b) Classical.
(c) Country.
(d) Disco.
4. What holiday does Henderson say affects the climate?
(a) St. Patrick's Day.
(b) Halloween.
(c) Christmas.
(d) Easter.
5. Henderson says that kiwi birds are what shape?
(a) Triangles.
(b) Squares.
(c) Ovals.
(d) Spheres.
Short Answer Questions
1. What is wrong with the beer in Pastafarian hell?
2. What does Henderson say about other religions?
3. In "An Alternative Vision," what "grim reality" is NOT mentioned?
4. What happens when the Christian in the experiment eats 2,500 calories of the Communion wafers?
5. Scientists say kiwi birds never developed what ability?
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