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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Explaining Pastafarianism - Bobby Answers the Big Questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why does Henderson say there are so many inaccuracies and contradictions in Pastafarianism.
(a) Because the Flying Spaghetti Monster is careless.
(b) To see if people are paying attention.
(c) To test believers' faith.
(d) The Pirates drank too much grog while writing the Scriptures.

2. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," who does Longshanks say will have won if Intelligent Design is not taught in schools?
(a) The British.
(b) Communists.
(c) Nazis.
(d) Hammas.

3. What is the "inalienable right" that Longshanks says is supported by "any real American?"
(a) The right to choices.
(b) The right to religious freedom.
(c) The right to bear arms.
(d) The right to download movies.

4. What is the "one undeniable theory" mentioned in "An Alternate Vision?"
(a) The Flying Spaghetti Monster is bored with mankind.
(b) The Flying Spaghetti Monster does not like people.
(c) The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not very bright.
(d) The Flying Spaghetti Monster forgot about Earth.

5. What does Henderson say the Flying Spaghetti Monster spreads with his Noodly Appendage?
(a) Pandemonium.
(b) Butter.
(c) Friendliness and parmesan.
(d) Goodness and affordable nutrition.

Short Answer Questions

1. What food do the Pastafarians serve for their Communions?

2. What do Snodgrass and Jaffari speculate is the reason the Flying Spaghetti Monster does not eradicate poverty, cancer, global warming, etc.?

3. What two epithets do Snodgrass and Jaffari use to describe who they try to appeal to?

4. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," who does Longshanks say are NOT voices for Evolution?

5. How many kiwi birds does Henderson require in his experiment?

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