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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Explaining Pastafarianism - Bobby Answers the Big Questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What holiday does Henderson say affects the climate?
(a) Christmas.
(b) Halloween.
(c) Easter.
(d) St. Patrick's Day.
2. What does the Christian Communion-taker eat?
(a) Bread.
(b) Nothing.
(c) Pasta.
(d) A wafer.
3. What does Henderson say the Flying Spaghetti Monster spreads with his Noodly Appendage?
(a) Butter.
(b) Friendliness and parmesan.
(c) Goodness and affordable nutrition.
(d) Pandemonium.
4. What is the "inalienable right" that Longshanks says is supported by "any real American?"
(a) The right to religious freedom.
(b) The right to bear arms.
(c) The right to download movies.
(d) The right to choices.
5. What is the Communion Test designed to prove?
(a) The meatballs are healthy.
(b) That pasta is better than bread.
(c) The existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
(d) That communion wafers are poisonous.
Short Answer Questions
1. What is wrong with the strippers in Pastafarian hell?
2. What style of music does the Flying Spaghetti Monster dislike?
3. What food do the Pastafarians serve for their Communions?
4. In the experiment Henderson describes, what should one do with the kiwi birds to test their ability to fly?
5. What scientist is NOT included in Longshanks list of Evolution proponents?
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