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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Explaining Pastafarianism - Bobby Answers the Big Questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. In the experiment Henderson describes, what should one do with the kiwi birds to test their ability to fly?
(a) Train them to fly.
(b) Hypnotize them.
(c) Throw them off a cliff.
(d) Raise them with a family of sparrows.

2. Henderson says that the Christian's Communion food is "basically" made of what substance?
(a) Sawdust.
(b) Cardboard.
(c) Stale bread.
(d) Paste.

3. Why do Evolutionists argue that kiwi birds never learned to fly?
(a) They are afraid of heights.
(b) They have no natural predators.
(c) They do not like to sleep in trees.
(d) Their favorite food grows close to the ground.

4. What style of music does the Flying Spaghetti Monster dislike?
(a) Polka.
(b) Country.
(c) Disco.
(d) Classical.

5. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," where does Longshanks say Bobby Henderson purportedly sleep?
(a) In a crib.
(b) In a coffin.
(c) In a pyramid.
(d) In a crypt.

Short Answer Questions

1. What example is NOT listed in Longshanks' list of choices enjoyed by Americans?

2. Why does Henderson say there are so many inaccuracies and contradictions in Pastafarianism.

3. Henderson says that kiwi birds are going extinct for what reason?

4. What did the Flying Spaghetti Monster do when he was "careless, cruel, drunk, or even high?"

5. What does the Christian Communion-taker eat?

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