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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Explaining Pastafarianism - Bobby Answers the Big Questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Henderson say led to the Passenger Pigeon's extinction?
(a) McDonald's "McPidgin sandwich."
(b) Bad genes.
(c) Pigeon-hunting parties.
(d) Poachers.

2. In the experiment Henderson describes, what should one do with the kiwi birds to test their ability to fly?
(a) Hypnotize them.
(b) Train them to fly.
(c) Raise them with a family of sparrows.
(d) Throw them off a cliff.

3. What style of music does the Flying Spaghetti Monster dislike?
(a) Country.
(b) Disco.
(c) Polka.
(d) Classical.

4. What does Henderson say the Flying Spaghetti Monster spreads with his Noodly Appendage?
(a) Butter.
(b) Friendliness and parmesan.
(c) Goodness and affordable nutrition.
(d) Pandemonium.

5. What does the Christian Communion-taker eat?
(a) A wafer.
(b) Nothing.
(c) Pasta.
(d) Bread.

Short Answer Questions

1. What animal is NOT listed as an example of Unintelligent Design?

2. What is wrong with the beer in Pastafarian hell?

3. In "An Alternative Vision," what "grim reality" is NOT mentioned?

4. What do Snodgrass and Jaffari speculate is the reason the Flying Spaghetti Monster does not eradicate poverty, cancer, global warming, etc.?

5. What is the "inalienable right" that Longshanks says is supported by "any real American?"

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