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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Blunders of Science - An Alternative Vision.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What does Henderson speculate could be the reason for Flying Spaghetti Monster touching?
(a) The FSM is trying to hold humans still.
(b) The FSM likes hitting humans on the head.
(c) The FSM does not want humans floating around in space.
(d) The FSM likes short people.
2. What does the factory in Flying Spaghetti Monsterism's heaven make?
(a) Strippers.
(b) Robots.
(c) Yo-yos.
(d) Dinosaurs.
3. What example is NOT listed in Longshanks' list of choices enjoyed by Americans?
(a) Target or Wal-Mart.
(b) Republican or Democrat.
(c) Ham or salami.
(d) Coke or Pepsi.
4. What is the Flying Spaghetti Monsterist's "chosen garb?"
(a) Full pirate regalia.
(b) Banana costumes.
(c) Footie pajamas.
(d) Tutus.
5. According to Henderson, science will no longer be limited by what?
(a) Test books.
(b) Poorly made microscopes.
(c) Lack of education.
(d) Natural explanations.
Short Answer Questions
1. What does SuperScience stand for?
2. According to Henderson, what could happen to make man grow shorter after getting so tall in contemporary times?
3. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," who does Longshanks say are NOT voices for Evolution?
4. What day of the week is the Flying Spaghetti Monster's chosen holiday?
5. According to Henderson, what is the Buddhists' sacred text?
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