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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Blunders of Science - An Alternative Vision.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is the "one undeniable theory" mentioned in "An Alternate Vision?"
(a) The Flying Spaghetti Monster does not like people.
(b) The Flying Spaghetti Monster forgot about Earth.
(c) The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not very bright.
(d) The Flying Spaghetti Monster is bored with mankind.

2. What does the factory in Flying Spaghetti Monsterism's heaven make?
(a) Robots.
(b) Strippers.
(c) Yo-yos.
(d) Dinosaurs.

3. What did the Flying Spaghetti Monster do when he was "careless, cruel, drunk, or even high?"
(a) Stepped on Atlantis.
(b) Created life.
(c) Overslept.
(d) Made volcanoes.

4. What style of music does the Flying Spaghetti Monster dislike?
(a) Classical.
(b) Disco.
(c) Country.
(d) Polka.

5. In Longshanks' Evolutionary explanation of televisions, what is NOT included in his list of components?
(a) Remote controls.
(b) Spare television parts.
(c) Mud.
(d) DNA.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Henderson say caused the extinction of the dodo bird?

2. What is the term scientists use to explain human' ability to "mimic the forces of nature?"

3. What is the "proposed selective force of Evolution?"

4. Why does Henderson say witches are no longer a problem in the 21st century?

5. What is the "inalienable right" that Longshanks says is supported by "any real American?"

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