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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Blunders of Science - An Alternative Vision.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Henderson say "fitness" in natural selection means?
(a) "How well individuals 'fit' in with their peers."
(b) "How well people groups 'fit' in with other animals."
(c) "How well individuals 'fit' into their environments."
(d) "How well tribes 'fit' in the Flying Spaghetti Monster's plan."

2. What kind of volcano is in the Flying Spaghetti Monster's heaven?
(a) Soup.
(b) Oatmeal.
(c) Beer.
(d) Orange juice.

3. Why does Henderson expect the Flying Spaghetti Monster theory of gravity to be admitted into accepted science?
(a) It can not be disproven.
(b) It is endorsed by hundreds of scientists.
(c) It is full of His Noodly Goodness.
(d) There are many testamonies of experiences with His Noodly Appendage.

4. What is the "inalienable right" that Longshanks says is supported by "any real American?"
(a) The right to download movies.
(b) The right to bear arms.
(c) The right to religious freedom.
(d) The right to choices.

5. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," what appliance does Longshanks use to describe the difference between Evolution and Intelligent Design?
(a) A flat-screen television.
(b) An old-fashioned television.
(c) A microwave.
(d) A kitchen sink.

Short Answer Questions

1. What did the Flying Spaghetti Monster do when he was "careless, cruel, drunk, or even high?"

2. In "An Alternate Vision," what do Snodgrass and Jaffari call their theory about creation?

3. What is the average height for humans today?

4. What day of the week is the Flying Spaghetti Monster's chosen holiday?

5. According to Henderson, what is the Buddhists' sacred text?

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