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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Blunders of Science - An Alternative Vision.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Henderson say witches eat?
(a) Spaghetti.
(b) Calculators.
(c) Children.
(d) Computers.

2. What does Henderson speculate could be the reason for Flying Spaghetti Monster touching?
(a) The FSM is trying to hold humans still.
(b) The FSM likes hitting humans on the head.
(c) The FSM likes short people.
(d) The FSM does not want humans floating around in space.

3. What does Henderson say "fitness" in natural selection means?
(a) "How well individuals 'fit' in with their peers."
(b) "How well individuals 'fit' into their environments."
(c) "How well tribes 'fit' in the Flying Spaghetti Monster's plan."
(d) "How well people groups 'fit' in with other animals."

4. Why does Henderson say The Flying Spaghetti Monster made the duck-billed platypus?
(a) He was sleep-deprived.
(b) He had consumed too many Mountain Dews.
(c) He was drunk.
(d) He has a sense of humor.

5. Who does Longshanks mention as a group who would approve of Intelligent Design theory?
(a) NFL fans.
(b) NASCAR fans.
(c) NHL fans.
(d) NBA fans.

Short Answer Questions

1. According to the Flying Spaghetti Monster theory of gravity, why are people getting taller?

2. What image does Henderson use to describe the usefulness of Evolution?

3. What style of music does the Flying Spaghetti Monster dislike?

4. What is the 'subject in crisis'?"

5. Why does Henderson speculate that praying does not cure disease?

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