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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Blunders of Science - An Alternative Vision.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," who does Longshanks say are NOT voices for Evolution?
(a) Judges.
(b) Pirates.
(c) Liberal media.
(d) Scientists.

2. What does Henderson say caused the extinction of the dodo bird?
(a) The extinction of their favorite fish.
(b) Global warming.
(c) Aboriginal children.
(d) Bigger birds.

3. What is the "one undeniable theory" mentioned in "An Alternate Vision?"
(a) The Flying Spaghetti Monster is bored with mankind.
(b) The Flying Spaghetti Monster forgot about Earth.
(c) The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not very bright.
(d) The Flying Spaghetti Monster does not like people.

4. In Longshanks' Evolutionary explanation of televisions, what is NOT included in his list of components?
(a) Spare television parts.
(b) Remote controls.
(c) Mud.
(d) DNA.

5. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," which manufacturer is NOT included in Longshanks' list of television makers?
(a) Vizio.
(b) Sharp.
(c) Sony.
(d) Toshiba.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Henderson say is the name of the man who invented the Macarena?

2. What kind of volcano is in the Flying Spaghetti Monster's heaven?

3. What is the "inalienable right" that Longshanks says is supported by "any real American?"

4. What is the term scientists use to explain human' ability to "mimic the forces of nature?"

5. What two elements does Flying Spaghetti Monsterism incorporate equally into its faith?

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