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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Blunders of Science - An Alternative Vision.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What did the Flying Spaghetti Monster do when he was "careless, cruel, drunk, or even high?"
(a) Made volcanoes.
(b) Overslept.
(c) Stepped on Atlantis.
(d) Created life.

2. What was the average height for humans two thousand years ago?
(a) Seven feet nine inches.
(b) Four feet six inches.
(c) Three feet four inches.
(d) Five feet three inches.

3. What do Snodgrass and Jaffari speculate is the reason the Flying Spaghetti Monster does not eradicate poverty, cancer, global warming, etc.?
(a) He is sleeping.
(b) He is trying to make mankind turn back to His Noodly Goodness.
(c) He is trying to teach mankind a lesson.
(d) He is trying to rekindle the low-carb diet craze.

4. What animal is NOT listed as an example of Unintelligent Design?
(a) The Indonesian mudskipper.
(b) The Dodo.
(c) The Irish elk.
(d) The Llama.

5. According to Henderson, science will no longer be limited by what?
(a) Test books.
(b) Natural explanations.
(c) Poorly made microscopes.
(d) Lack of education.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Henderson say the term "ex nihilo" means?

2. According to the scientific theory of gravity, gravity is the force of attraction between what?

3. What is the Flying Spaghetti Monsterist's "chosen garb?"

4. According to Henderson, what religion's feelings are easily hurt?

5. What does Henderson say is the name of the man who invented the Macarena?

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