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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Scientists say kiwi birds never developed what ability?
(a) The ability to run quickly.
(b) The ability to sing.
(c) The ability of flight.
(d) The ability to see at night.

2. What is the average height for humans today?
(a) Eight feet two inches.
(b) Six feet one inch.
(c) Five feet ten inches.
(d) Four feet ten inches.

3. What is the term scientists use to explain human' ability to "mimic the forces of nature?"
(a) Conscious selection.
(b) Subconscious selection.
(c) Natural selection.
(d) Artificial selection.

4. What does SuperScience stand for?
(a) Supernatural Science.
(b) Super-Awesome Science.
(c) Superfluous Science.
(d) Super-Lame Science.

5. According to Henderson, DNA looks what what shape of pasta?
(a) Tortellini.
(b) Spaghetti.
(c) Macaroni.
(d) Fusilli.

6. What does Henderson say is the difference between Intelligent Design and Pastafarianism?
(a) Intelligent Design is too intelligent.
(b) Intelligent Design is wrong and Pastafarianism is right.
(c) The Flying Spaghetti Monster likes Pastafarianism better.
(d) Pastafarianism is more fun.

7. What does Henderson say is the purpose of chihuahuas and poodles?
(a) To make men feel inferior.
(b) To provide amusement for the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
(c) To make man feel better about himself.
(d) To make children feel taller.

8. What style of music does the Flying Spaghetti Monster dislike?
(a) Disco.
(b) Country.
(c) Polka.
(d) Classical.

9. Henderson says that the universe's matrix of springs is vibrating to what sound?
(a) The Flying Spaghetti Monster's guitar.
(b) The Flying Spaghetti Monster's voice.
(c) Noodly music.
(d) Saucy singing.

10. What is the official drink of Pirates?
(a) Rum.
(b) Beer, or "rotgut."
(c) Iced tea.
(d) Beer, or "grog."

11. What did the Flying Spaghetti Monster do when he was "careless, cruel, drunk, or even high?"
(a) Overslept.
(b) Made volcanoes.
(c) Created life.
(d) Stepped on Atlantis.

12. What is the "inalienable right" that Longshanks says is supported by "any real American?"
(a) The right to bear arms.
(b) The right to choices.
(c) The right to download movies.
(d) The right to religious freedom.

13. What two elements does Flying Spaghetti Monsterism incorporate equally into its faith?
(a) Natural and supernatural.
(b) Supernatural and retarded.
(c) Silly and not-very-silly.
(d) Natural and pasta-based.

14. How long did the Flying Spaghetti Monster spend making the Earth appear older?
(a) 1-10 years.
(b) 1-5 years.
(c) 100-1000 years.
(d) 10-100 years.

15. Why do Evolutionists argue that kiwi birds never learned to fly?
(a) They do not like to sleep in trees.
(b) They have no natural predators.
(c) Their favorite food grows close to the ground.
(d) They are afraid of heights.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Henderson NOT include as an ingredient in his recipe for life?

2. In "An Alternate Vision," what do Snodgrass and Jaffari call their theory about creation?

3. What food do the Pastafarians serve for their Communions?

4. What does Henderson say "fitness" in natural selection means?

5. According to Henderson, science will no longer be limited by what?

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