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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. According to Henderson, people are playing politics with what topic?
(a) Mathematics.
(b) History.
(c) Literature.
(d) Science.

2. What do Snodgrass and Jaffari speculate is the reason the Flying Spaghetti Monster does not eradicate poverty, cancer, global warming, etc.?
(a) He is trying to teach mankind a lesson.
(b) He is trying to make mankind turn back to His Noodly Goodness.
(c) He is sleeping.
(d) He is trying to rekindle the low-carb diet craze.

3. What happens when the Christian in the experiment eats 2,500 calories of the Communion wafers?
(a) He is violently ill.
(b) He goes to sleep.
(c) Nothing happens.
(d) He hallucinates.

4. What is the average height for humans today?
(a) Eight feet two inches.
(b) Six feet one inch.
(c) Five feet ten inches.
(d) Four feet ten inches.

5. What animal causes Henderson to question the process of natural selection?
(a) The Indonesian mudskipper.
(b) The duck-billed platypus.
(c) The hippopotamus.
(d) The horny toad.

6. What does Henderson say the term "ex nihilo" means?
(a) "Out of pasta."
(b) "Out of the sea."
(c) "Out of Doritos."
(d) "Out of nothing."

7. What scientist is NOT included in Longshanks list of Evolution proponents?
(a) Albert Einstein.
(b) Ernst Meyer.
(c) Carl Sagan.
(d) Lee Strobel.

8. Why does Henderson say witches are no longer a problem in the 21st century?
(a) Our forefathers killed them all.
(b) The Flying Spaghetti Monster took them all to heaven.
(c) They all died from boredom.
(d) They killed each other off in The Great Witchy War.

9. What does Henderson speculate is the reason college students drink so much?
(a) It makes going to class more fun.
(b) They are drinking to the glory of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
(c) They are trying to stay hydrated.
(d) The Flying Spaghetti Monster is trying to turn them back into Pirates.

10. What does Henderson say is the purpose of chihuahuas and poodles?
(a) To make man feel better about himself.
(b) To make men feel inferior.
(c) To make children feel taller.
(d) To provide amusement for the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

11. Why does the Flying Spaghetti Monster manipulate scientific data?
(a) To mislead humans.
(b) To pass the time.
(c) To fix his mistakes.
(d) To make people angry.

12. Who are the Chosen People of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
(a) Pirates.
(b) Children.
(c) Midgets.
(d) Italians.

13. According to Henderson, DNA looks what what shape of pasta?
(a) Tortellini.
(b) Fusilli.
(c) Spaghetti.
(d) Macaroni.

14. What animal is NOT listed as an example of Unintelligent Design?
(a) The Irish elk.
(b) The Dodo.
(c) The Llama.
(d) The Indonesian mudskipper.

15. What is the "great democratic revival meeting" Henderson references?
(a) Billy Graham crusades.
(b) The Catholic Church.
(c) America.
(d) Intelligent Design conventions.

Short Answer Questions

1. According to Henderson, science will no longer be limited by what?

2. If witches do exist in the 21st century, why does Henderson say may be the reason they are not much of an issue?

3. If students are our future, what does Henderson say is also our future?

4. In Longshanks' Evolutionary explanation of televisions, what is NOT included in his list of components?

5. In "More Evidence," where does Henderson look for evidence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

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