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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why does Henderson expect the Flying Spaghetti Monster theory of gravity to be admitted into accepted science?
(a) It is endorsed by hundreds of scientists.
(b) It is full of His Noodly Goodness.
(c) It can not be disproven.
(d) There are many testamonies of experiences with His Noodly Appendage.

2. What is the Flying Spaghetti Monsterist's "chosen garb?"
(a) Banana costumes.
(b) Full pirate regalia.
(c) Footie pajamas.
(d) Tutus.

3. What religious group waged war against the Pirates?
(a) The Hari Krishnas.
(b) The Jains.
(c) The midgets.
(d) The Christians.

4. What group of people does Henderson say "receive the most Flying Spaghetti Monster touching?"
(a) Cave men.
(b) Midgets.
(c) Children.
(d) Angels.

5. According to the Flying Spaghetti Monster theory of gravity, why are people getting taller?
(a) The Flying Spaghetti Monster has been sleeping.
(b) The population is increasing.
(c) The Flying Spaghetti Monster is getting bored.
(d) People have learned to make healthier pasta.

6. Why does Henderson say "no one in the real world is going to take Evolution seriously?"
(a) It is an old-fashioned theory.
(b) It is too controversial.
(c) It is just a theory.
(d) It is obviously wrong.

7. According to Henderson, what could happen to make man grow shorter after getting so tall in contemporary times?
(a) Global warming.
(b) An increase in Pirates.
(c) A worldwide plague.
(d) More pasta.

8. What animal causes Henderson to question the process of natural selection?
(a) The duck-billed platypus.
(b) The Indonesian mudskipper.
(c) The hippopotamus.
(d) The horny toad.

9. Why does Henderson say witches are no longer a problem in the 21st century?
(a) They all died from boredom.
(b) Our forefathers killed them all.
(c) The Flying Spaghetti Monster took them all to heaven.
(d) They killed each other off in The Great Witchy War.

10. Why does the Flying Spaghetti Monster manipulate scientific data?
(a) To pass the time.
(b) To fix his mistakes.
(c) To mislead humans.
(d) To make people angry.

11. What does the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster "stand for?"
(a) All that is saucy.
(b) All that is purple.
(c) All that is good.
(d) All that is cheesy.

12. What does Longshanks say is wrong with all the scientists who support the theory of Evolution?
(a) They all have terrible haircuts.
(b) Their experiments have been disproven.
(c) They are all dead.
(d) They had no sense of humor.

13. What does Henderson say is the name of the man who invented the Macarena?
(a) Alejandro.
(b) Retardo.
(c) Alberto.
(d) Fernando.

14. What example is NOT listed in Longshanks' list of choices enjoyed by Americans?
(a) Target or Wal-Mart.
(b) Republican or Democrat.
(c) Ham or salami.
(d) Coke or Pepsi.

15. What common college food seems to indicate the Flying Spaghetti Monster's presence on college campuses?
(a) Taco Bell.
(b) Olive Garden.
(c) Pasta.
(d) Cheese.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does the factory in Flying Spaghetti Monsterism's heaven make?

2. What is the "great democratic revival meeting" Henderson references?

3. What is "the language of the forked tongue?"

4. What does Henderson say are the two forms of selection?

5. What is the "one undeniable theory" mentioned in "An Alternate Vision?"

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