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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What food do the Pastafarians serve for their Communions?
(a) Fettucini alfredo.
(b) Macaroni and cheese.
(c) Rotini and sauce.
(d) Spaghetti and meatballs.

2. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," what appliance does Longshanks use to describe the difference between Evolution and Intelligent Design?
(a) A flat-screen television.
(b) A microwave.
(c) An old-fashioned television.
(d) A kitchen sink.

3. Who does Longshanks mention as a group who would approve of Intelligent Design theory?
(a) NHL fans.
(b) NBA fans.
(c) NFL fans.
(d) NASCAR fans.

4. What did the Flying Spaghetti Monster do when he was "careless, cruel, drunk, or even high?"
(a) Overslept.
(b) Created life.
(c) Stepped on Atlantis.
(d) Made volcanoes.

5. In Longshanks' Evolutionary explanation of televisions, what is NOT included in his list of components?
(a) DNA.
(b) Remote controls.
(c) Mud.
(d) Spare television parts.

6. Henderson says that the Christian's Communion food is "basically" made of what substance?
(a) Paste.
(b) Stale bread.
(c) Cardboard.
(d) Sawdust.

7. Henderson says that kiwi birds are going extinct for what reason?
(a) They are lazy.
(b) They make good pets.
(c) They are stupid.
(d) They are ugly.

8. According to Henderson, what is unusual about finding dinosaur bone fossils?
(a) Dinosaurs did not have bones.
(b) Dinosaurs were 100% biodegradable.
(c) The Pirates dug them all up.
(d) The Flying Spaghetti Monster never invented dinosaurs.

9. What two elements does Flying Spaghetti Monsterism incorporate equally into its faith?
(a) Natural and supernatural.
(b) Supernatural and retarded.
(c) Natural and pasta-based.
(d) Silly and not-very-silly.

10. What does Henderson say is the purpose of chihuahuas and poodles?
(a) To provide amusement for the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
(b) To make man feel better about himself.
(c) To make children feel taller.
(d) To make men feel inferior.

11. If witches do exist in the 21st century, why does Henderson say may be the reason they are not much of an issue?
(a) They are all hiding and fireproofing themselves.
(b) The Flying Spaghetti Monster protects them.
(c) They call themselves Wiccans now, not witches.
(d) They are responsible for many trendy pop bands.

12. What is the Communion Test designed to prove?
(a) That communion wafers are poisonous.
(b) The existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
(c) The meatballs are healthy.
(d) That pasta is better than bread.

13. Why does Henderson speculate that praying does not cure disease?
(a) God is too busy listening to everyone else's prayers.
(b) People are praying for silly reasons.
(c) People are praying incorrectly or to the wrong God.
(d) God is making spaghetti and is distracted.

14. What happens when the Christian in the experiment eats 2,500 calories of the Communion wafers?
(a) He hallucinates.
(b) He is violently ill.
(c) Nothing happens.
(d) He goes to sleep.

15. What does Henderson say is the difference between Intelligent Design and Pastafarianism?
(a) Intelligent Design is too intelligent.
(b) The Flying Spaghetti Monster likes Pastafarianism better.
(c) Intelligent Design is wrong and Pastafarianism is right.
(d) Pastafarianism is more fun.

Short Answer Questions

1. What day of the week is the Flying Spaghetti Monster's chosen holiday?

2. What does the factory in Flying Spaghetti Monsterism's heaven make?

3. Henderson says that the universe's matrix of springs is vibrating to what sound?

4. Why does Henderson say "no one in the real world is going to take Evolution seriously?"

5. Why does Henderson say witches are no longer a problem in the 21st century?

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