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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does SuperScience stand for?
(a) Superfluous Science.
(b) Super-Awesome Science.
(c) Super-Lame Science.
(d) Supernatural Science.

2. What is "the language of the forked tongue?"
(a) Science.
(b) Religion.
(c) German.
(d) Japanese.

3. What does Henderson NOT include as an ingredient in his recipe for life?
(a) Boiling water.
(b) Elementary particles made from "string."
(c) Pepper.
(d) Salt.

4. What is the 'subject in crisis'?"
(a) Mathematics.
(b) Humanities.
(c) History.
(d) Science.

5. How long has it been since the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the Earth?
(a) 5,000 years.
(b) 1,000,000 years.
(c) 6,000 years.
(d) 6,000,000,000 years.

6. If witches do exist in the 21st century, why does Henderson say may be the reason they are not much of an issue?
(a) They are all hiding and fireproofing themselves.
(b) The Flying Spaghetti Monster protects them.
(c) They call themselves Wiccans now, not witches.
(d) They are responsible for many trendy pop bands.

7. What does Henderson use to "prove" empirical science's shortcomings?
(a) The discovery of HIV.
(b) The absence of hurricanes.
(c) The popularity of pop music.
(d) The lack of discovery of new land.

8. What does Henderson NOT use to prove the inferiority of empirical science?
(a) The eradication of wizards.
(b) The extermination of witches.
(c) The lack of discovery of new land.
(d) The elimination of demon-induced illnesses.

9. Who does Henderson say is creator of the theory of Intelligent Design?
(a) Catholics.
(b) The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
(c) Pirates.
(d) Ferris P. Longshanks.

10. Henderson says that kiwi birds are what shape?
(a) Ovals.
(b) Triangles.
(c) Spheres.
(d) Squares.

11. What does the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster "stand for?"
(a) All that is purple.
(b) All that is cheesy.
(c) All that is saucy.
(d) All that is good.

12. What religious group waged war against the Pirates?
(a) The Christians.
(b) The Hari Krishnas.
(c) The Jains.
(d) The midgets.

13. What does Henderson say the "subatomic strings" in his theory are made of?
(a) Fusilli.
(b) The Flying Spaghetti Monster's hair.
(c) Wet spaghetti.
(d) DNA.

14. According to Henderson, what could happen to make man grow shorter after getting so tall in contemporary times?
(a) A worldwide plague.
(b) More pasta.
(c) An increase in Pirates.
(d) Global warming.

15. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," where does Longshanks say Bobby Henderson purportedly sleep?
(a) In a crypt.
(b) In a pyramid.
(c) In a coffin.
(d) In a crib.

Short Answer Questions

1. According to Henderson, DNA looks what what shape of pasta?

2. In "An Alternate Vision," what do Snodgrass and Jaffari call their theory about creation?

3. What does Henderson say the Flying Spaghetti Monster spreads with his Noodly Appendage?

4. According to Henderson, science provides tools to achieve what purpose?

5. When did the Flying Spaghetti Monster reveal Himself to man?

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