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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Henderson say the Flying Spaghetti Monster spreads with his Noodly Appendage?
(a) Goodness and affordable nutrition.
(b) Pandemonium.
(c) Friendliness and parmesan.
(d) Butter.

2. What does Henderson NOT include as an ingredient in his recipe for life?
(a) Pepper.
(b) Boiling water.
(c) Elementary particles made from "string."
(d) Salt.

3. How many kiwi birds does Henderson require in his experiment?
(a) 30-40.
(b) 10-20.
(c) 40-50.
(d) 20-30.

4. According to the Flying Spaghetti Monster theory of gravity, why are people getting taller?
(a) People have learned to make healthier pasta.
(b) The Flying Spaghetti Monster is getting bored.
(c) The Flying Spaghetti Monster has been sleeping.
(d) The population is increasing.

5. What is the official drink of Pirates?
(a) Beer, or "grog."
(b) Beer, or "rotgut."
(c) Rum.
(d) Iced tea.

6. According to the scientific theory of gravity, gravity is the force of attraction between what?
(a) Massive particles.
(b) Static electricity and cloth.
(c) Shiny surfaces.
(d) Moving objects.

7. According to Henderson, what is the Jains' sacred text?
(a) Fun With Dick and Jain.
(b) Jain's Big Day.
(c) The Plain Jain Duckling.
(d) See Jain Run.

8. What was the average height for humans two thousand years ago?
(a) Three feet four inches.
(b) Five feet three inches.
(c) Seven feet nine inches.
(d) Four feet six inches.

9. Why does the Flying Spaghetti Monster manipulate scientific data?
(a) To make people angry.
(b) To mislead humans.
(c) To fix his mistakes.
(d) To pass the time.

10. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," who does Longshanks say will have won if Intelligent Design is not taught in schools?
(a) Hammas.
(b) Nazis.
(c) The British.
(d) Communists.

11. According to Henderson, man is created in whose image?
(a) Catholics.
(b) Pirates.
(c) Midgets.
(d) Jains.

12. According to Henderson, science will no longer be limited by what?
(a) Test books.
(b) Poorly made microscopes.
(c) Natural explanations.
(d) Lack of education.

13. What is the "proposed selective force of Evolution?"
(a) DNA mutation.
(b) The whim of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
(c) Natural selection.
(d) Punctuated equilibrium.

14. What does Henderson say may cause proponents of Intelligent Design to join with Pastafarians?
(a) A world war.
(b) A religious crisis.
(c) The Flying Spaghetti Monster's Noodly Appendage.
(d) The persuasiveness of Pastafarians.

15. Why does Henderson say witches are no longer a problem in the 21st century?
(a) They killed each other off in The Great Witchy War.
(b) Our forefathers killed them all.
(c) They all died from boredom.
(d) The Flying Spaghetti Monster took them all to heaven.

Short Answer Questions

1. How long has it been since the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the Earth?

2. What does Henderson speculate could be the reason for Flying Spaghetti Monster touching?

3. Why does Henderson say The Flying Spaghetti Monster made the duck-billed platypus?

4. What does Henderson say is the purpose of chihuahuas and poodles?

5. According to Henderson, what does the Flying Spaghetti Monster theory of gravity lack that could make the theory more accepted?

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