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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster "stand for?"
(a) All that is saucy.
(b) All that is cheesy.
(c) All that is purple.
(d) All that is good.

2. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," who does Longshanks say will have won if Intelligent Design is not taught in schools?
(a) Communists.
(b) The British.
(c) Hammas.
(d) Nazis.

3. Why does Henderson say The Flying Spaghetti Monster made the duck-billed platypus?
(a) He was sleep-deprived.
(b) He has a sense of humor.
(c) He was drunk.
(d) He had consumed too many Mountain Dews.

4. According to the Flying Spaghetti Monster theory of gravity, why are people getting taller?
(a) The Flying Spaghetti Monster is getting bored.
(b) People have learned to make healthier pasta.
(c) The population is increasing.
(d) The Flying Spaghetti Monster has been sleeping.

5. Who does Henderson say is creator of the theory of Intelligent Design?
(a) Ferris P. Longshanks.
(b) Catholics.
(c) The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
(d) Pirates.

6. What must exist for science and religion to exist peacefully side by side?
(a) A new model for dialogue that considers both sides.
(b) A sit-down meal with Evolutionists and proponents of Intelligent Design.
(c) The Flying Spaghetti Monster's involvement.
(d) A miracle.

7. What do Snodgrass and Jaffari speculate is the reason the Flying Spaghetti Monster does not eradicate poverty, cancer, global warming, etc.?
(a) He is trying to rekindle the low-carb diet craze.
(b) He is trying to teach mankind a lesson.
(c) He is sleeping.
(d) He is trying to make mankind turn back to His Noodly Goodness.

8. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," where does Longshanks say Bobby Henderson purportedly sleep?
(a) In a pyramid.
(b) In a coffin.
(c) In a crib.
(d) In a crypt.

9. According to the scientific theory of gravity, gravity is the force of attraction between what?
(a) Massive particles.
(b) Static electricity and cloth.
(c) Moving objects.
(d) Shiny surfaces.

10. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," who does Longshanks say are NOT voices for Evolution?
(a) Judges.
(b) Liberal media.
(c) Scientists.
(d) Pirates.

11. According to Henderson, what does the Flying Spaghetti Monster theory of gravity lack that could make the theory more accepted?
(a) Empirical evidence.
(b) Supporting photographs.
(c) Examples.
(d) Enthusiastic proponents.

12. According to Henderson, what is the Jains' sacred text?
(a) See Jain Run.
(b) The Plain Jain Duckling.
(c) Fun With Dick and Jain.
(d) Jain's Big Day.

13. Henderson says that the Christian's Communion food is "basically" made of what substance?
(a) Cardboard.
(b) Paste.
(c) Stale bread.
(d) Sawdust.

14. According to Henderson, what causes global warming?
(a) An increase in greenhouse gasses.
(b) A decreasing Pirate population.
(c) The Flying Spaghetti Monster's boiling pasta.
(d) The Flying Spaghetti Monster's simmering anger.

15. According to Henderson, science provides tools to achieve what purpose?
(a) To enable mankind to solve problems.
(b) To create a method for understanding God.
(c) To act as a modern-day religion.
(d) To allow scientists to entertain themselves.

Short Answer Questions

1. What scientist is NOT included in Longshanks list of Evolution proponents?

2. What is the "proposed selective force of Evolution?"

3. What day of the week is the Flying Spaghetti Monster's chosen holiday?

4. What is the "random and heartless struggle for dominance, commonly known as the survival of the fittest" described by Longshanks in his note?

5. What does SuperScience stand for?

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