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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who does Longshanks mention as a group who would approve of Intelligent Design theory?
(a) NFL fans.
(b) NHL fans.
(c) NASCAR fans.
(d) NBA fans.

2. What is the "proposed selective force of Evolution?"
(a) The whim of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
(b) Natural selection.
(c) Punctuated equilibrium.
(d) DNA mutation.

3. When was the last time Henderson says "such open-minded science policy" was seen?
(a) The Middle Ages.
(b) The Stone Age.
(c) The 1970s.
(d) The Italian Rennaissance.

4. Henderson says that kiwi birds are what shape?
(a) Spheres.
(b) Triangles.
(c) Ovals.
(d) Squares.

5. What is the term scientists use to explain human' ability to "mimic the forces of nature?"
(a) Subconscious selection.
(b) Artificial selection.
(c) Conscious selection.
(d) Natural selection.

6. Why does Henderson say witches are no longer a problem in the 21st century?
(a) Our forefathers killed them all.
(b) They all died from boredom.
(c) They killed each other off in The Great Witchy War.
(d) The Flying Spaghetti Monster took them all to heaven.

7. What does Henderson say "fitness" in natural selection means?
(a) "How well people groups 'fit' in with other animals."
(b) "How well individuals 'fit' in with their peers."
(c) "How well tribes 'fit' in the Flying Spaghetti Monster's plan."
(d) "How well individuals 'fit' into their environments."

8. What is the "inalienable right" that Longshanks says is supported by "any real American?"
(a) The right to download movies.
(b) The right to choices.
(c) The right to bear arms.
(d) The right to religious freedom.

9. Why does Henderson say The Flying Spaghetti Monster made the duck-billed platypus?
(a) He has a sense of humor.
(b) He was sleep-deprived.
(c) He was drunk.
(d) He had consumed too many Mountain Dews.

10. What group of people does Henderson say "receive the most Flying Spaghetti Monster touching?"
(a) Midgets.
(b) Cave men.
(c) Children.
(d) Angels.

11. What does Henderson say caused the extinction of the dodo bird?
(a) Global warming.
(b) Aboriginal children.
(c) The extinction of their favorite fish.
(d) Bigger birds.

12. Why do Evolutionists argue that kiwi birds never learned to fly?
(a) They have no natural predators.
(b) Their favorite food grows close to the ground.
(c) They do not like to sleep in trees.
(d) They are afraid of heights.

13. What does Henderson say the "subatomic strings" in his theory are made of?
(a) The Flying Spaghetti Monster's hair.
(b) Fusilli.
(c) DNA.
(d) Wet spaghetti.

14. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," which manufacturer is NOT included in Longshanks' list of television makers?
(a) Vizio.
(b) Sony.
(c) Sharp.
(d) Toshiba.

15. In Longshanks' Evolutionary explanation of televisions, what is NOT included in his list of components?
(a) Spare television parts.
(b) Remote controls.
(c) Mud.
(d) DNA.

Short Answer Questions

1. According to Henderson, what is the Jains' sacred text?

2. What was the average height for humans two thousand years ago?

3. According to Henderson, what does the Flying Spaghetti Monster theory of gravity lack that could make the theory more accepted?

4. Why does Henderson say "no one in the real world is going to take Evolution seriously?"

5. Henderson says that the Christian's Communion food is "basically" made of what substance?

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