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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is the "strange and often misunderstood force" that, according to Henderson, the Flying Spaghetti Monster controls with His Noodly Appendage?
(a) Gravity.
(b) Static electricity.
(c) Centrifugal force.
(d) Electricity.

2. According to Henderson, people are playing politics with what topic?
(a) Science.
(b) Mathematics.
(c) Literature.
(d) History.

3. What is the term scientists use to explain human' ability to "mimic the forces of nature?"
(a) Subconscious selection.
(b) Artificial selection.
(c) Conscious selection.
(d) Natural selection.

4. What common college food seems to indicate the Flying Spaghetti Monster's presence on college campuses?
(a) Olive Garden.
(b) Taco Bell.
(c) Cheese.
(d) Pasta.

5. What is a word that Henderson says refers to the Flying Spaghetti Monster's mischeviousness?
(a) A scheme.
(b) A plot.
(c) A consPiracy.
(d) A plan.

6. According to Henderson, what is the Jains' sacred text?
(a) Fun With Dick and Jain.
(b) Jain's Big Day.
(c) See Jain Run.
(d) The Plain Jain Duckling.

7. What does Henderson say caused the extinction of the dodo bird?
(a) The extinction of their favorite fish.
(b) Global warming.
(c) Bigger birds.
(d) Aboriginal children.

8. If witches do exist in the 21st century, why does Henderson say may be the reason they are not much of an issue?
(a) The Flying Spaghetti Monster protects them.
(b) They are all hiding and fireproofing themselves.
(c) They are responsible for many trendy pop bands.
(d) They call themselves Wiccans now, not witches.

9. According to Henderson, what is unusual about finding dinosaur bone fossils?
(a) The Pirates dug them all up.
(b) Dinosaurs did not have bones.
(c) The Flying Spaghetti Monster never invented dinosaurs.
(d) Dinosaurs were 100% biodegradable.

10. According to Henderson, DNA looks what what shape of pasta?
(a) Spaghetti.
(b) Tortellini.
(c) Macaroni.
(d) Fusilli.

11. Henderson notes that college students tend to consume large amounts of what beverage?
(a) Kool-Aid.
(b) Soda.
(c) Water.
(d) Beer.

12. Henderson says that the universe's matrix of springs is vibrating to what sound?
(a) Saucy singing.
(b) The Flying Spaghetti Monster's guitar.
(c) The Flying Spaghetti Monster's voice.
(d) Noodly music.

13. What does Henderson say the "subatomic strings" in his theory are made of?
(a) Wet spaghetti.
(b) DNA.
(c) Fusilli.
(d) The Flying Spaghetti Monster's hair.

14. What does Henderson say the term "ex nihilo" means?
(a) "Out of nothing."
(b) "Out of the sea."
(c) "Out of Doritos."
(d) "Out of pasta."

15. Why does Henderson say The Flying Spaghetti Monster made the duck-billed platypus?
(a) He has a sense of humor.
(b) He had consumed too many Mountain Dews.
(c) He was drunk.
(d) He was sleep-deprived.

Short Answer Questions

1. According to Henderson, what causes global warming?

2. When was the last time Henderson says "such open-minded science policy" was seen?

3. According to Henderson, what is the Buddhists' sacred text?

4. What day of the week is the Flying Spaghetti Monster's chosen holiday?

5. Why does Henderson say "no one in the real world is going to take Evolution seriously?"

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