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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why does Henderson say The Flying Spaghetti Monster made the duck-billed platypus?
(a) He had consumed too many Mountain Dews.
(b) He was drunk.
(c) He was sleep-deprived.
(d) He has a sense of humor.

2. What example is NOT listed in Longshanks' list of choices enjoyed by Americans?
(a) Coke or Pepsi.
(b) Target or Wal-Mart.
(c) Republican or Democrat.
(d) Ham or salami.

3. What happens when the Christian in the experiment eats 2,500 calories of the Communion wafers?
(a) He goes to sleep.
(b) He is violently ill.
(c) He hallucinates.
(d) Nothing happens.

4. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," who does Longshanks say are NOT voices for Evolution?
(a) Liberal media.
(b) Judges.
(c) Pirates.
(d) Scientists.

5. Why does Henderson say "no one in the real world is going to take Evolution seriously?"
(a) It is obviously wrong.
(b) It is an old-fashioned theory.
(c) It is just a theory.
(d) It is too controversial.

6. According to Henderson, what causes global warming?
(a) An increase in greenhouse gasses.
(b) A decreasing Pirate population.
(c) The Flying Spaghetti Monster's boiling pasta.
(d) The Flying Spaghetti Monster's simmering anger.

7. What group of people does Henderson say "receive the most Flying Spaghetti Monster touching?"
(a) Midgets.
(b) Cave men.
(c) Angels.
(d) Children.

8. What is the "great democratic revival meeting" Henderson references?
(a) The Catholic Church.
(b) Intelligent Design conventions.
(c) Billy Graham crusades.
(d) America.

9. What must be taught to "give young students' minds a broad foundation?"
(a) Pastafarianism.
(b) Biology.
(c) String theory.
(d) Alternative theories.

10. What was the average height for humans two thousand years ago?
(a) Three feet four inches.
(b) Seven feet nine inches.
(c) Four feet six inches.
(d) Five feet three inches.

11. What is the 'subject in crisis'?"
(a) Science.
(b) Humanities.
(c) History.
(d) Mathematics.

12. What style of music does the Flying Spaghetti Monster dislike?
(a) Country.
(b) Disco.
(c) Classical.
(d) Polka.

13. What is a word that Henderson says refers to the Flying Spaghetti Monster's mischeviousness?
(a) A plan.
(b) A scheme.
(c) A plot.
(d) A consPiracy.

14. In the experiment Henderson describes, what should one do with the kiwi birds to test their ability to fly?
(a) Raise them with a family of sparrows.
(b) Hypnotize them.
(c) Throw them off a cliff.
(d) Train them to fly.

15. What does SuperScience stand for?
(a) Supernatural Science.
(b) Super-Lame Science.
(c) Super-Awesome Science.
(d) Superfluous Science.

Short Answer Questions

1. What must exist for science and religion to exist peacefully side by side?

2. What does Henderson say the Flying Spaghetti Monster spreads with his Noodly Appendage?

3. What does Henderson say may cause proponents of Intelligent Design to join with Pastafarians?

4. When was the last time Henderson says "such open-minded science policy" was seen?

5. What animal is NOT listed as an example of Unintelligent Design?

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