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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Henderson say caused the extinction of the dodo bird?
(a) Aboriginal children.
(b) Bigger birds.
(c) Global warming.
(d) The extinction of their favorite fish.

2. What does Henderson speculate could be the reason for Flying Spaghetti Monster touching?
(a) The FSM likes short people.
(b) The FSM is trying to hold humans still.
(c) The FSM likes hitting humans on the head.
(d) The FSM does not want humans floating around in space.

3. According to the Flying Spaghetti Monster theory of gravity, why are people getting taller?
(a) The Flying Spaghetti Monster is getting bored.
(b) People have learned to make healthier pasta.
(c) The population is increasing.
(d) The Flying Spaghetti Monster has been sleeping.

4. Why does the Flying Spaghetti Monster manipulate scientific data?
(a) To fix his mistakes.
(b) To make people angry.
(c) To pass the time.
(d) To mislead humans.

5. What does Henderson say the Flying Spaghetti Monster spreads with his Noodly Appendage?
(a) Friendliness and parmesan.
(b) Goodness and affordable nutrition.
(c) Butter.
(d) Pandemonium.

6. What does SuperScience stand for?
(a) Supernatural Science.
(b) Super-Awesome Science.
(c) Superfluous Science.
(d) Super-Lame Science.

7. Henderson says that kiwi birds are what shape?
(a) Ovals.
(b) Spheres.
(c) Triangles.
(d) Squares.

8. What kind of volcano is in the Flying Spaghetti Monster's heaven?
(a) Orange juice.
(b) Beer.
(c) Oatmeal.
(d) Soup.

9. Henderson says that kiwi birds are going extinct for what reason?
(a) They make good pets.
(b) They are stupid.
(c) They are ugly.
(d) They are lazy.

10. When did the Flying Spaghetti Monster reveal Himself to man?
(a) 100 years ago.
(b) He has not revealed himself yet.
(c) About 5,000 years ago.
(d) About 2,500 years ago.

11. What is the other name for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism?
(a) The Holy Order of Rotini.
(b) The Cult of Tortellini.
(c) Pastafarianism.
(d) Macaronism.

12. What is the "inalienable right" that Longshanks says is supported by "any real American?"
(a) The right to download movies.
(b) The right to choices.
(c) The right to religious freedom.
(d) The right to bear arms.

13. What does Henderson NOT use to prove the inferiority of empirical science?
(a) The lack of discovery of new land.
(b) The eradication of wizards.
(c) The elimination of demon-induced illnesses.
(d) The extermination of witches.

14. According to Henderson, DNA looks what what shape of pasta?
(a) Tortellini.
(b) Macaroni.
(c) Fusilli.
(d) Spaghetti.

15. What is the term scientists use to explain human' ability to "mimic the forces of nature?"
(a) Subconscious selection.
(b) Artificial selection.
(c) Natural selection.
(d) Conscious selection.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is "the language of the forked tongue?"

2. Who does Henderson say is creator of the theory of Intelligent Design?

3. What does Longshanks say is wrong with all the scientists who support the theory of Evolution?

4. What must exist for science and religion to exist peacefully side by side?

5. According to Henderson, man is created in whose image?

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