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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Blunders of Science - FSM vs. ID, an Unlikely Alliance.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What two elements does Flying Spaghetti Monsterism incorporate equally into its faith?
(a) Supernatural and retarded.
(b) Natural and supernatural.
(c) Silly and not-very-silly.
(d) Natural and pasta-based.
2. According to the scientific theory of gravity, gravity is the force of attraction between what?
(a) Shiny surfaces.
(b) Massive particles.
(c) Moving objects.
(d) Static electricity and cloth.
3. According to Henderson, people are playing politics with what topic?
(a) History.
(b) Science.
(c) Mathematics.
(d) Literature.
4. According to Henderson, what could happen to make man grow shorter after getting so tall in contemporary times?
(a) More pasta.
(b) Global warming.
(c) An increase in Pirates.
(d) A worldwide plague.
5. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," what appliance does Longshanks use to describe the difference between Evolution and Intelligent Design?
(a) A kitchen sink.
(b) A flat-screen television.
(c) A microwave.
(d) An old-fashioned television.
Short Answer Questions
1. What is the "inalienable right" that Longshanks says is supported by "any real American?"
2. When was the last time Henderson says "such open-minded science policy" was seen?
3. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," where does Longshanks say Bobby Henderson purportedly sleep?
4. If witches do exist in the 21st century, why does Henderson say may be the reason they are not much of an issue?
5. What is the average height for humans today?
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