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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Blunders of Science - FSM vs. ID, an Unlikely Alliance.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why does Henderson speculate that praying does not cure disease?
(a) People are praying incorrectly or to the wrong God.
(b) God is making spaghetti and is distracted.
(c) People are praying for silly reasons.
(d) God is too busy listening to everyone else's prayers.

2. What was the average height for humans two thousand years ago?
(a) Five feet three inches.
(b) Seven feet nine inches.
(c) Four feet six inches.
(d) Three feet four inches.

3. What is the "one undeniable theory" mentioned in "An Alternate Vision?"
(a) The Flying Spaghetti Monster does not like people.
(b) The Flying Spaghetti Monster is bored with mankind.
(c) The Flying Spaghetti Monster forgot about Earth.
(d) The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not very bright.

4. What does Henderson say is the name of the man who invented the Macarena?
(a) Alberto.
(b) Fernando.
(c) Retardo.
(d) Alejandro.

5. According to Henderson, science will no longer be limited by what?
(a) Lack of education.
(b) Test books.
(c) Poorly made microscopes.
(d) Natural explanations.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the average height for humans today?

2. What example is NOT listed in Longshanks' list of choices enjoyed by Americans?

3. What does Henderson say witches eat?

4. According to Henderson, what does the Flying Spaghetti Monster theory of gravity lack that could make the theory more accepted?

5. Who does Henderson say is creator of the theory of Intelligent Design?

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