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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Blunders of Science - FSM vs. ID, an Unlikely Alliance.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What does Henderson say is the name of the man who invented the Macarena?
(a) Alberto.
(b) Retardo.
(c) Fernando.
(d) Alejandro.
2. If witches do exist in the 21st century, why does Henderson say may be the reason they are not much of an issue?
(a) The Flying Spaghetti Monster protects them.
(b) They are responsible for many trendy pop bands.
(c) They call themselves Wiccans now, not witches.
(d) They are all hiding and fireproofing themselves.
3. What does Henderson say led to the Passenger Pigeon's extinction?
(a) Pigeon-hunting parties.
(b) Bad genes.
(c) Poachers.
(d) McDonald's "McPidgin sandwich."
4. In Longshanks' Evolutionary explanation of televisions, what is NOT included in his list of components?
(a) Remote controls.
(b) Mud.
(c) DNA.
(d) Spare television parts.
5. What group of people does Henderson say "receive the most Flying Spaghetti Monster touching?"
(a) Midgets.
(b) Cave men.
(c) Angels.
(d) Children.
Short Answer Questions
1. According to Henderson, science will no longer be limited by what?
2. Why does Henderson expect the Flying Spaghetti Monster theory of gravity to be admitted into accepted science?
3. What was the average height for humans two thousand years ago?
4. What scientist is NOT included in Longshanks list of Evolution proponents?
5. According to Henderson, what could happen to make man grow shorter after getting so tall in contemporary times?
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