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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Propaganda - Swag.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. If witches do exist in the 21st century, why does Henderson say may be the reason they are not much of an issue?
(a) They are all hiding and fireproofing themselves.
(b) They call themselves Wiccans now, not witches.
(c) They are responsible for many trendy pop bands.
(d) The Flying Spaghetti Monster protects them.

2. What group of Christians "should be avoided at all costs?"
(a) Moderate Christians.
(b) Pastors.
(c) Christian athletes.
(d) Born Agains.

3. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," where does Longshanks say Bobby Henderson purportedly sleep?
(a) In a pyramid.
(b) In a coffin.
(c) In a crib.
(d) In a crypt.

4. What does Longshanks say is wrong with all the scientists who support the theory of Evolution?
(a) They are all dead.
(b) They had no sense of humor.
(c) They all have terrible haircuts.
(d) Their experiments have been disproven.

5. What does Henderson say the Flying Spaghetti Monster spreads with his Noodly Appendage?
(a) Goodness and affordable nutrition.
(b) Butter.
(c) Pandemonium.
(d) Friendliness and parmesan.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Henderson speculate is the reason college students drink so much?

2. What example is NOT listed in Longshanks' list of choices enjoyed by Americans?

3. Why does Henderson say witches are no longer a problem in the 21st century?

4. Why did the Flying Spaghetti Monster create the moon?

5. In James Blackburn, Ph.D.'s note, what does EGO stand for?

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