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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Propaganda - Swag.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What must be taught to "give young students' minds a broad foundation?"
(a) Pastafarianism.
(b) Alternative theories.
(c) Biology.
(d) String theory.

2. Why do Evolutionists argue that kiwi birds never learned to fly?
(a) They do not like to sleep in trees.
(b) Their favorite food grows close to the ground.
(c) They are afraid of heights.
(d) They have no natural predators.

3. How long did the Flying Spaghetti Monster spend making the Earth appear older?
(a) 100-1000 years.
(b) 10-100 years.
(c) 1-5 years.
(d) 1-10 years.

4. What does Henderson say all great Pirates possess?
(a) A barrel of rum.
(b) A beard.
(c) An eyepatch.
(d) A band of marauders.

5. What is the Flying Spaghetti Monster's alternate term for the word "night?"
(a) "Prime Time."
(b) "Bed Time."
(c) "Dark Time."
(d) "Sleep Time."

Short Answer Questions

1. What do Snodgrass and Jaffari speculate is the reason the Flying Spaghetti Monster does not eradicate poverty, cancer, global warming, etc.?

2. What does Henderson speculate could be the reason for Flying Spaghetti Monster touching?

3. How long should potential converts try Pastafarianism before converting?

4. What does Longshanks say is wrong with all the scientists who support the theory of Evolution?

5. Why did the Flying Spaghetti Monster create the moon?

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