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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Propaganda - Swag.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. Who does Henderson say is creator of the theory of Intelligent Design?
(a) Catholics.
(b) Pirates.
(c) Ferris P. Longshanks.
(d) The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
2. What does Henderson say all great Pirates possess?
(a) An eyepatch.
(b) A band of marauders.
(c) A barrel of rum.
(d) A beard.
3. If students are our future, what does Henderson say is also our future?
(a) Alcoholism.
(b) Cheap beer.
(c) Pastafarianism.
(d) Empirical science.
4. In the experiment Henderson describes, what should one do with the kiwi birds to test their ability to fly?
(a) Throw them off a cliff.
(b) Train them to fly.
(c) Hypnotize them.
(d) Raise them with a family of sparrows.
5. How many kiwi birds does Henderson require in his experiment?
(a) 10-20.
(b) 20-30.
(c) 40-50.
(d) 30-40.
Short Answer Questions
1. What does Henderson say caused the extinction of the dodo bird?
2. In James Blackburn, Ph.D.'s note, what does EGO stand for?
3. What does Henderson use to "prove" empirical science's shortcomings?
4. What is wrong with the strippers in Pastafarian hell?
5. What is the "strange and often misunderstood force" that, according to Henderson, the Flying Spaghetti Monster controls with His Noodly Appendage?
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