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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Propaganda - Swag.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," who does Longshanks say will have won if Intelligent Design is not taught in schools?
(a) The British.
(b) Hammas.
(c) Communists.
(d) Nazis.
2. Why do Pastafarians tend to be secretive?
(a) They have been threatened with violence.
(b) Many people claim that their beliefs are unsubstantiated.
(c) They are being persecuted by Hari Krishnas.
(d) Most people do not take them seriously.
3. Why does the Flying Spaghetti Monster manipulate scientific data?
(a) To pass the time.
(b) To mislead humans.
(c) To make people angry.
(d) To fix his mistakes.
4. Why does Henderson say there are so many inaccuracies and contradictions in Pastafarianism.
(a) To see if people are paying attention.
(b) Because the Flying Spaghetti Monster is careless.
(c) The Pirates drank too much grog while writing the Scriptures.
(d) To test believers' faith.
5. Why does Henderson speculate that praying does not cure disease?
(a) People are praying for silly reasons.
(b) God is too busy listening to everyone else's prayers.
(c) People are praying incorrectly or to the wrong God.
(d) God is making spaghetti and is distracted.
Short Answer Questions
1. Henderson says that kiwi birds are what shape?
2. How many kiwi birds does Henderson require in his experiment?
3. What two elements does Flying Spaghetti Monsterism incorporate equally into its faith?
4. What term does Henderson use to describe empirical science?
5. What effect does grog NOT have on its consumers?
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