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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Propaganda - Swag.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. If students are our future, what does Henderson say is also our future?
(a) Empirical science.
(b) Pastafarianism.
(c) Cheap beer.
(d) Alcoholism.

2. In the experiment Henderson describes, what should one do with the kiwi birds to test their ability to fly?
(a) Raise them with a family of sparrows.
(b) Train them to fly.
(c) Throw them off a cliff.
(d) Hypnotize them.

3. What is the average height for humans today?
(a) Eight feet two inches.
(b) Five feet ten inches.
(c) Four feet ten inches.
(d) Six feet one inch.

4. Why does Henderson say witches are no longer a problem in the 21st century?
(a) They killed each other off in The Great Witchy War.
(b) Our forefathers killed them all.
(c) The Flying Spaghetti Monster took them all to heaven.
(d) They all died from boredom.

5. What scientist is NOT included in Longshanks list of Evolution proponents?
(a) Lee Strobel.
(b) Albert Einstein.
(c) Ernst Meyer.
(d) Carl Sagan.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the Flying Spaghetti Monster's alternate term for the word "night?"

2. How long should potential converts try Pastafarianism before converting?

3. What is NOT a supply needed to make a Pirate-fish stencil?

4. What are the Flying Spaghetti Monster's meatballs made of in the FSM Simulacrum?

5. What does Henderson speculate could be the reason for Flying Spaghetti Monster touching?

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