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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Propaganda - Swag.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is scrapple made of?
(a) Apples and sawdust.
(b) Pig snouts and sawdust.
(c) Cow hooves and apples.
(d) Pig snouts and apples.

2. In James Blackburn, Ph.D.'s note, what does EGO stand for?
(a) Egotistically Grand Outfits.
(b) Equally Gory Onslaughts.
(c) Efficiently Good Options.
(d) Equally Goofy Observations.

3. What does Henderson speculate could be the reason for Flying Spaghetti Monster touching?
(a) The FSM does not want humans floating around in space.
(b) The FSM likes hitting humans on the head.
(c) The FSM likes short people.
(d) The FSM is trying to hold humans still.

4. What common college food seems to indicate the Flying Spaghetti Monster's presence on college campuses?
(a) Taco Bell.
(b) Pasta.
(c) Cheese.
(d) Olive Garden.

5. What does Henderson say the Flying Spaghetti Monster spreads with his Noodly Appendage?
(a) Butter.
(b) Pandemonium.
(c) Friendliness and parmesan.
(d) Goodness and affordable nutrition.

Short Answer Questions

1. What holiday does Henderson say affects the climate?

2. What scientist is NOT included in Longshanks list of Evolution proponents?

3. In the Flying Spaghetti Monster Simulacrum, what are the cut rubber bands tied to?

4. Why does Henderson say there are so many inaccuracies and contradictions in Pastafarianism.

5. What does Henderson NOT use to prove the inferiority of empirical science?

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