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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Propaganda - Swag.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What example is NOT listed in Longshanks' list of choices enjoyed by Americans?
(a) Republican or Democrat.
(b) Target or Wal-Mart.
(c) Ham or salami.
(d) Coke or Pepsi.

2. In the Flying Spaghetti Monster Simulacrum, what are the cut rubber bands tied to?
(a) A pencil.
(b) An uncut rubber band.
(c) A piece of cardboard.
(d) A Pirate-fish stencil.

3. If witches do exist in the 21st century, why does Henderson say may be the reason they are not much of an issue?
(a) The Flying Spaghetti Monster protects them.
(b) They are responsible for many trendy pop bands.
(c) They call themselves Wiccans now, not witches.
(d) They are all hiding and fireproofing themselves.

4. According to Susan Johnson, Ph.D., what do the Flying Spaghetti Monster's meatballs symbolize?
(a) Mars and Mercury.
(b) The eyes of the sun goddess.
(c) The sun and the moon.
(d) The breasts of the Mother Goddess.

5. How many rubber bands does one need to make the Flying Spaghetti Monster Simulacrum?
(a) About 200.
(b) About 50.
(c) About 10.
(d) About 100.

Short Answer Questions

1. What religious group waged war against the Pirates?

2. What is wrong with the strippers in Pastafarian hell?

3. How long should potential converts try Pastafarianism before converting?

4. What does Henderson NOT use to prove the inferiority of empirical science?

5. In "More Evidence," where does Henderson look for evidence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

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