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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Propaganda - Swag.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. Who does Henderson say is creator of the theory of Intelligent Design?
(a) Pirates.
(b) Ferris P. Longshanks.
(c) The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
(d) Catholics.
2. What does Henderson say led to the Passenger Pigeon's extinction?
(a) Poachers.
(b) Pigeon-hunting parties.
(c) Bad genes.
(d) McDonald's "McPidgin sandwich."
3. What does the Christian Communion-taker eat?
(a) Bread.
(b) A wafer.
(c) Pasta.
(d) Nothing.
4. What may throw off a Pastafarian's depth perception?
(a) An eye patch.
(b) A pegleg.
(c) Abstaining from carbohydrates.
(d) A vision of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
5. What does Longshanks say is wrong with all the scientists who support the theory of Evolution?
(a) Their experiments have been disproven.
(b) They are all dead.
(c) They all have terrible haircuts.
(d) They had no sense of humor.
Short Answer Questions
1. In the pamphlet, what scientific process does Henderson say is manipulated by the Flying Spaghetti Monster's Noodly Appendage?
2. What two elements does Flying Spaghetti Monsterism incorporate equally into its faith?
3. According to Henderson, science will no longer be limited by what?
4. Why do Evolutionists argue that kiwi birds never learned to fly?
5. When is a parrot -- or parrot substitute -- useful to a Pirate?
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