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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Blunders of Science - Toward a New SuperScience.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. According to Henderson, what is the Jains' sacred text?
(a) The Plain Jain Duckling.
(b) See Jain Run.
(c) Jain's Big Day.
(d) Fun With Dick and Jain.
2. What group of people does Henderson say "receive the most Flying Spaghetti Monster touching?"
(a) Midgets.
(b) Children.
(c) Cave men.
(d) Angels.
3. What does Longshanks say is wrong with all the scientists who support the theory of Evolution?
(a) Their experiments have been disproven.
(b) They are all dead.
(c) They all have terrible haircuts.
(d) They had no sense of humor.
4. What term does Henderson use to describe empirical science?
(a) Cliche.
(b) A fad.
(c) A fling.
(d) Passe.
5. What must be taught to "give young students' minds a broad foundation?"
(a) Pastafarianism.
(b) Biology.
(c) Alternative theories.
(d) String theory.
Short Answer Questions
1. What does Henderson use to "prove" empirical science's shortcomings?
2. What is "the language of the forked tongue?"
3. What kind of volcano is in the Flying Spaghetti Monster's heaven?
4. According to Henderson, science provides tools to achieve what purpose?
5. What does Henderson NOT use to prove the inferiority of empirical science?
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