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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Blunders of Science - Toward a New SuperScience.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. In Longshanks' Evolutionary explanation of televisions, what is NOT included in his list of components?
(a) Mud.
(b) Remote controls.
(c) DNA.
(d) Spare television parts.

2. What is "the language of the forked tongue?"
(a) Science.
(b) Japanese.
(c) Religion.
(d) German.

3. What does Henderson NOT use to prove the inferiority of empirical science?
(a) The extermination of witches.
(b) The elimination of demon-induced illnesses.
(c) The lack of discovery of new land.
(d) The eradication of wizards.

4. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," who does Longshanks say will have won if Intelligent Design is not taught in schools?
(a) Communists.
(b) Hammas.
(c) The British.
(d) Nazis.

5. What must be taught to "give young students' minds a broad foundation?"
(a) String theory.
(b) Pastafarianism.
(c) Alternative theories.
(d) Biology.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the "random and heartless struggle for dominance, commonly known as the survival of the fittest" described by Longshanks in his note?

2. What does SuperScience stand for?

3. What is the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster against?

4. What is the "strange and often misunderstood force" that, according to Henderson, the Flying Spaghetti Monster controls with His Noodly Appendage?

5. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," which manufacturer is NOT included in Longshanks' list of television makers?

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