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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Blunders of Science - Toward a New SuperScience.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What day of the week is the Flying Spaghetti Monster's chosen holiday?
(a) Wednesday.
(b) Friday.
(c) Saturday.
(d) Sunday.

2. What is the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster against?
(a) All that is dry.
(b) All that is garlicky.
(c) All that is not good.
(d) All that is sarcastic.

3. Who does Longshanks mention as a group who would approve of Intelligent Design theory?
(a) NBA fans.
(b) NHL fans.
(c) NASCAR fans.
(d) NFL fans.

4. What scientist is NOT included in Longshanks list of Evolution proponents?
(a) Ernst Meyer.
(b) Lee Strobel.
(c) Carl Sagan.
(d) Albert Einstein.

5. Why does Henderson say witches are no longer a problem in the 21st century?
(a) They killed each other off in The Great Witchy War.
(b) They all died from boredom.
(c) Our forefathers killed them all.
(d) The Flying Spaghetti Monster took them all to heaven.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the "great democratic revival meeting" Henderson references?

2. What does Henderson NOT use to prove the inferiority of empirical science?

3. According to the scientific theory of gravity, gravity is the force of attraction between what?

4. What does Henderson speculate could be the reason for Flying Spaghetti Monster touching?

5. What is the "inalienable right" that Longshanks says is supported by "any real American?"

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