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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Propaganda - The Pastafarian Guide to Propaganda.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What may throw off a Pastafarian's depth perception?
(a) An eye patch.
(b) A pegleg.
(c) A vision of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
(d) Abstaining from carbohydrates.
2. What group is "the most dogmatic of all" Christians?
(a) "Born Agains."
(b) "Catholics."
(c) "Presbyterians."
(d) "Moderates."
3. What does Henderson say caused the extinction of the dodo bird?
(a) Bigger birds.
(b) Global warming.
(c) Aboriginal children.
(d) The extinction of their favorite fish.
4. What is the "one undeniable theory" mentioned in "An Alternate Vision?"
(a) The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not very bright.
(b) The Flying Spaghetti Monster forgot about Earth.
(c) The Flying Spaghetti Monster is bored with mankind.
(d) The Flying Spaghetti Monster does not like people.
5. What does Henderson say is the name of the man who invented the Macarena?
(a) Alejandro.
(b) Retardo.
(c) Fernando.
(d) Alberto.
Short Answer Questions
1. What must exist for science and religion to exist peacefully side by side?
2. What do Snodgrass and Jaffari speculate is the reason the Flying Spaghetti Monster does not eradicate poverty, cancer, global warming, etc.?
3. How long did the Flying Spaghetti Monster spend making the Earth appear older?
4. What did the Flying Spaghetti Monster do when he was "careless, cruel, drunk, or even high?"
5. Why did so many ships sink during the Golden Age of Pirates?
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