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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Propaganda - The Pastafarian Guide to Propaganda.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why did so many ships sink during the Golden Age of Pirates?
(a) They were poorly built.
(b) They were sunk by enemy Pirates.
(c) They were overloaded.
(d) The Pirates were poor sailors.

2. What animal is NOT listed as an example of Unintelligent Design?
(a) The Indonesian mudskipper.
(b) The Llama.
(c) The Irish elk.
(d) The Dodo.

3. What do Snodgrass and Jaffari speculate is the reason the Flying Spaghetti Monster does not eradicate poverty, cancer, global warming, etc.?
(a) He is trying to rekindle the low-carb diet craze.
(b) He is trying to make mankind turn back to His Noodly Goodness.
(c) He is trying to teach mankind a lesson.
(d) He is sleeping.

4. What group of people does Henderson say will likely not be open to converting to Pastafarianism?
(a) Jains.
(b) Christians.
(c) Athiests.
(d) Scientologists.

5. What style of music does the Flying Spaghetti Monster dislike?
(a) Disco.
(b) Polka.
(c) Classical.
(d) Country.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the "one undeniable theory" mentioned in "An Alternate Vision?"

2. What does Henderson say caused the extinction of the dodo bird?

3. What group of Christians "should be avoided at all costs?"

4. What may throw off a Pastafarian's depth perception?

5. How long has it been since the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the Earth?

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