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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Propaganda - The Pastafarian Guide to Propaganda.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why did so many ships sink during the Golden Age of Pirates?
(a) They were poorly built.
(b) The Pirates were poor sailors.
(c) They were sunk by enemy Pirates.
(d) They were overloaded.

2. What group of Christians "should be avoided at all costs?"
(a) Moderate Christians.
(b) Born Agains.
(c) Christian athletes.
(d) Pastors.

3. What do Snodgrass and Jaffari speculate is the reason the Flying Spaghetti Monster does not eradicate poverty, cancer, global warming, etc.?
(a) He is trying to teach mankind a lesson.
(b) He is sleeping.
(c) He is trying to rekindle the low-carb diet craze.
(d) He is trying to make mankind turn back to His Noodly Goodness.

4. What must exist for science and religion to exist peacefully side by side?
(a) The Flying Spaghetti Monster's involvement.
(b) A sit-down meal with Evolutionists and proponents of Intelligent Design.
(c) A miracle.
(d) A new model for dialogue that considers both sides.

5. How long has it been since the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the Earth?
(a) 6,000 years.
(b) 1,000,000 years.
(c) 6,000,000,000 years.
(d) 5,000 years.

Short Answer Questions

1. What two epithets do Snodgrass and Jaffari use to describe who they try to appeal to?

2. According to Henderson, what is unusual about finding dinosaur bone fossils?

3. What group is "the most dogmatic of all" Christians?

4. What does Henderson say led to the Passenger Pigeon's extinction?

5. When did the Flying Spaghetti Monster reveal Himself to man?

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