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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Propaganda - The Pastafarian Guide to Propaganda.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What religious group waged war against the Pirates?
(a) The Hari Krishnas.
(b) The midgets.
(c) The Christians.
(d) The Jains.

2. What do Snodgrass and Jaffari speculate is the reason the Flying Spaghetti Monster does not eradicate poverty, cancer, global warming, etc.?
(a) He is trying to make mankind turn back to His Noodly Goodness.
(b) He is trying to rekindle the low-carb diet craze.
(c) He is sleeping.
(d) He is trying to teach mankind a lesson.

3. In "An Alternative Vision," what "grim reality" is NOT mentioned?
(a) Famine.
(b) Herpes.
(c) War.
(d) Diarrhea.

4. How long has it been since the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the Earth?
(a) 5,000 years.
(b) 6,000 years.
(c) 1,000,000 years.
(d) 6,000,000,000 years.

5. What did the Flying Spaghetti Monster do when he was "careless, cruel, drunk, or even high?"
(a) Overslept.
(b) Created life.
(c) Made volcanoes.
(d) Stepped on Atlantis.

Short Answer Questions

1. How long should potential converts try Pastafarianism before converting?

2. What does Henderson say caused the extinction of the dodo bird?

3. What style of music does the Flying Spaghetti Monster dislike?

4. What animal is NOT listed as an example of Unintelligent Design?

5. What may throw off a Pastafarian's depth perception?

(see the answer key)

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