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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Propaganda - Swag.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is wrong with the strippers in Pastafarian hell?
(a) They have venereal diseases.
(b) They are terrible dancers.
(c) They are expensive.
(d) They are all ugly.

2. What does the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster "stand for?"
(a) All that is purple.
(b) All that is saucy.
(c) All that is good.
(d) All that is cheesy.

3. Why do Evolutionists argue that kiwi birds never learned to fly?
(a) They are afraid of heights.
(b) They have no natural predators.
(c) They do not like to sleep in trees.
(d) Their favorite food grows close to the ground.

4. Who was Aristotle's pupil?
(a) Cleopatra.
(b) Plato.
(c) Alexander the Great.
(d) Marc Antony.

5. Why does Henderson speculate that praying does not cure disease?
(a) People are praying incorrectly or to the wrong God.
(b) God is too busy listening to everyone else's prayers.
(c) People are praying for silly reasons.
(d) God is making spaghetti and is distracted.

Short Answer Questions

1. What was the average height for humans two thousand years ago?

2. What does Henderson say may cause proponents of Intelligent Design to join with Pastafarians?

3. What does Henderson say is the difference between Intelligent Design and Pastafarianism?

4. What does Henderson say led to the Passenger Pigeon's extinction?

5. What day of the week is the Flying Spaghetti Monster's chosen holiday?

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