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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Propaganda - Swag.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What happens when the Christian in the experiment eats 2,500 calories of the Communion wafers?
(a) He is violently ill.
(b) He goes to sleep.
(c) He hallucinates.
(d) Nothing happens.

2. Why did the Flying Spaghetti Monster create land?
(a) He was bored.
(b) It was an accident.
(c) He was tired and could not tread water very long.
(d) So he could sit somewhere and think.

3. What do Snodgrass and Jaffari speculate is the reason the Flying Spaghetti Monster does not eradicate poverty, cancer, global warming, etc.?
(a) He is trying to rekindle the low-carb diet craze.
(b) He is trying to make mankind turn back to His Noodly Goodness.
(c) He is trying to teach mankind a lesson.
(d) He is sleeping.

4. Why does Henderson say "no one in the real world is going to take Evolution seriously?"
(a) It is just a theory.
(b) It is too controversial.
(c) It is obviously wrong.
(d) It is an old-fashioned theory.

5. What does Henderson say is really behind the John Scopes trial?
(a) The NRA.
(b) The NAACP.
(c) The MADD.
(d) The ACLU.

Short Answer Questions

1. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," who does Longshanks say are NOT voices for Evolution?

2. When is a parrot -- or parrot substitute -- useful to a Pirate?

3. What did the Flying Spaghetti Monster do when he was "careless, cruel, drunk, or even high?"

4. What animal is NOT listed as an example of Unintelligent Design?

5. What does Henderson say is the purpose of chihuahuas and poodles?

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