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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Propaganda - Swag.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What may throw off a Pastafarian's depth perception?
(a) An eye patch.
(b) A pegleg.
(c) Abstaining from carbohydrates.
(d) A vision of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

2. According to Henderson, why might the Flying Spaghetti Monster have interfered with aboriginal hunters?
(a) To get them to eat more pasta.
(b) The FSM is fond of kangaroos.
(c) To save them from predators.
(d) To teach them to make boomerangs.

3. What does Henderson say all great Pirates possess?
(a) A barrel of rum.
(b) A band of marauders.
(c) A beard.
(d) An eyepatch.

4. What must be taught to "give young students' minds a broad foundation?"
(a) Alternative theories.
(b) Biology.
(c) Pastafarianism.
(d) String theory.

5. What is the "random and heartless struggle for dominance, commonly known as the survival of the fittest" described by Longshanks in his note?
(a) Youth group.
(b) High school.
(c) Evolution.
(d) Rush hour.

Short Answer Questions

1. According to Henderson, what does the Flying Spaghetti Monster theory of gravity lack that could make the theory more accepted?

2. What is a word that Henderson says refers to the Flying Spaghetti Monster's mischeviousness?

3. What does Henderson say is the name of the man who invented the Macarena?

4. According to Henderson, what causes global warming?

5. Why does Henderson expect the Flying Spaghetti Monster theory of gravity to be admitted into accepted science?

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