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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Propaganda - Swag.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," where does Longshanks say Bobby Henderson purportedly sleep?
(a) In a crypt.
(b) In a coffin.
(c) In a crib.
(d) In a pyramid.

2. What is the main component in the Flying Spaghetti Monster Simulacrum?
(a) Pipe cleaners.
(b) Rubber bands.
(c) Spray paint.
(d) Glue.

3. What does Henderson say witches eat?
(a) Calculators.
(b) Children.
(c) Spaghetti.
(d) Computers.

4. How long did the Flying Spaghetti Monster spend making the Earth appear older?
(a) 100-1000 years.
(b) 1-5 years.
(c) 1-10 years.
(d) 10-100 years.

5. When is a parrot -- or parrot substitute -- useful to a Pirate?
(a) If he forgets what he just said.
(b) If he gets bored.
(c) If he gets lonely.
(d) If he wants to share his crackers.

Short Answer Questions

1. What holiday does Henderson say affects the climate?

2. Who does Longshanks mention as a group who would approve of Intelligent Design theory?

3. What effect does grog NOT have on its consumers?

4. In James Blackburn, Ph.D.'s note, what does EGO stand for?

5. What does Henderson speculate could be the reason for Flying Spaghetti Monster touching?

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