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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Propaganda - Swag.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. According to Henderson, what could happen to make man grow shorter after getting so tall in contemporary times?
(a) A worldwide plague.
(b) More pasta.
(c) An increase in Pirates.
(d) Global warming.

2. What example is NOT listed in Longshanks' list of choices enjoyed by Americans?
(a) Ham or salami.
(b) Target or Wal-Mart.
(c) Republican or Democrat.
(d) Coke or Pepsi.

3. If witches do exist in the 21st century, why does Henderson say may be the reason they are not much of an issue?
(a) The Flying Spaghetti Monster protects them.
(b) They call themselves Wiccans now, not witches.
(c) They are responsible for many trendy pop bands.
(d) They are all hiding and fireproofing themselves.

4. How long should potential converts try Pastafarianism before converting?
(a) 60 days.
(b) 90 days.
(c) Six months.
(d) 30 days.

5. What image does Henderson use to describe the usefulness of Evolution?
(a) A scope on a submarine.
(b) A porthole on a cruise ship.
(c) A smoke stack on a freight ship.
(d) A screen door on a submarine.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the "proposed selective force of Evolution?"

2. Henderson says that the Christian's Communion food is "basically" made of what substance?

3. How many people believe in Pastafarianism?

4. What is the "inalienable right" that Longshanks says is supported by "any real American?"

5. In the experiment Henderson describes, what should one do with the kiwi birds to test their ability to fly?

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