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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Propaganda - Swag.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What must exist for science and religion to exist peacefully side by side?
(a) The Flying Spaghetti Monster's involvement.
(b) A miracle.
(c) A new model for dialogue that considers both sides.
(d) A sit-down meal with Evolutionists and proponents of Intelligent Design.

2. How did the midget in the Olive Garden of Eden break his tooth?
(a) Eve hit him in the mouth.
(b) He got in a fight with the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
(c) He fell down.
(d) He bit down on an olive pit.

3. What is the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster against?
(a) All that is sarcastic.
(b) All that is dry.
(c) All that is garlicky.
(d) All that is not good.

4. What is "the true goal of any Pirate worth his weight in dubloons?"
(a) To wear a pegleg.
(b) To have an eyepatch.
(c) To have a ship.
(d) To have a wench.

5. According to the scientific theory of gravity, gravity is the force of attraction between what?
(a) Shiny surfaces.
(b) Static electricity and cloth.
(c) Moving objects.
(d) Massive particles.

Short Answer Questions

1. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," which manufacturer is NOT included in Longshanks' list of television makers?

2. What was the "Noodly power cast down to Earth" described by Benjamin Franklin?

3. What does Henderson say the Flying Spaghetti Monster spreads with his Noodly Appendage?

4. What man-made object can be seen from space and is suspected to be a tribute to the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

5. According to Henderson, what is the Jains' sacred text?

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