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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Propaganda - Swag.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. Henderson notes that college students tend to consume large amounts of what beverage?
(a) Soda.
(b) Kool-Aid.
(c) Water.
(d) Beer.
2. Henderson says that the universe's matrix of springs is vibrating to what sound?
(a) The Flying Spaghetti Monster's voice.
(b) Saucy singing.
(c) The Flying Spaghetti Monster's guitar.
(d) Noodly music.
3. What is the other name for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism?
(a) Pastafarianism.
(b) The Cult of Tortellini.
(c) The Holy Order of Rotini.
(d) Macaronism.
4. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," who does Longshanks say are NOT voices for Evolution?
(a) Judges.
(b) Scientists.
(c) Pirates.
(d) Liberal media.
5. According to the Flying Spaghetti Monster theory of gravity, why are people getting taller?
(a) The Flying Spaghetti Monster is getting bored.
(b) People have learned to make healthier pasta.
(c) The population is increasing.
(d) The Flying Spaghetti Monster has been sleeping.
Short Answer Questions
1. What man-made object can be seen from space and is suspected to be a tribute to the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
2. What does Henderson NOT include as an ingredient in his recipe for life?
3. What does the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster "stand for?"
4. In the Flying Spaghetti Monster Simulacrum, what are the cut rubber bands tied to?
5. What did the Flying Spaghetti Monster do when he was "careless, cruel, drunk, or even high?"
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