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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Propaganda - Swag.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who does Longshanks mention as a group who would approve of Intelligent Design theory?
(a) NHL fans.
(b) NBA fans.
(c) NASCAR fans.
(d) NFL fans.

2. Why does the Flying Spaghetti Monster manipulate scientific data?
(a) To mislead humans.
(b) To pass the time.
(c) To make people angry.
(d) To fix his mistakes.

3. What is the Flying Spaghetti Monster's alternate term for the word "night?"
(a) "Prime Time."
(b) "Sleep Time."
(c) "Dark Time."
(d) "Bed Time."

4. Henderson says that the universe's matrix of springs is vibrating to what sound?
(a) Saucy singing.
(b) Noodly music.
(c) The Flying Spaghetti Monster's voice.
(d) The Flying Spaghetti Monster's guitar.

5. What does Henderson say is the purpose of chihuahuas and poodles?
(a) To make man feel better about himself.
(b) To provide amusement for the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
(c) To make men feel inferior.
(d) To make children feel taller.

Short Answer Questions

1. In "An Alternate Vision," what do Snodgrass and Jaffari call their theory about creation?

2. What does Henderson say are the two forms of selection?

3. What is the "strange and often misunderstood force" that, according to Henderson, the Flying Spaghetti Monster controls with His Noodly Appendage?

4. How many rubber bands does one need to make the Flying Spaghetti Monster Simulacrum?

5. According to Henderson, what causes global warming?

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