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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Propaganda - Swag.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What does the factory in Flying Spaghetti Monsterism's heaven make?
(a) Yo-yos.
(b) Dinosaurs.
(c) Robots.
(d) Strippers.
2. What does Henderson say is the purpose of chihuahuas and poodles?
(a) To make children feel taller.
(b) To make man feel better about himself.
(c) To make men feel inferior.
(d) To provide amusement for the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
3. Why do Evolutionists argue that kiwi birds never learned to fly?
(a) They do not like to sleep in trees.
(b) Their favorite food grows close to the ground.
(c) They have no natural predators.
(d) They are afraid of heights.
4. What type of flour is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of?
(a) Semolina.
(b) Buckwheat.
(c) No one knows.
(d) Rice.
5. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," what appliance does Longshanks use to describe the difference between Evolution and Intelligent Design?
(a) An old-fashioned television.
(b) A microwave.
(c) A kitchen sink.
(d) A flat-screen television.
Short Answer Questions
1. What does the Christian Communion-taker eat?
2. What is wrong with the beer in Pastafarian hell?
3. What is the Flying Spaghetti Monster's alternate term for the word "night?"
4. In the experiment Henderson describes, what should one do with the kiwi birds to test their ability to fly?
5. According to Henderson, what religion's feelings are easily hurt?
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