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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Explaining Pastafarianism - The Holy Noodle.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does the Flying Spaghetti Monster reiterate to Einstein in the photo included in "Key Moments in Pastafarian History?"
(a) That E does indeed equal MC squared.
(b) That the theory of relativity is correct.
(c) That he is doing a good job as a public speaker.
(d) That he does not play dice with the universe.

2. What does Henderson say caused the extinction of the dodo bird?
(a) The extinction of their favorite fish.
(b) Bigger birds.
(c) Aboriginal children.
(d) Global warming.

3. According to Henderson, what is unusual about finding dinosaur bone fossils?
(a) The Pirates dug them all up.
(b) Dinosaurs did not have bones.
(c) Dinosaurs were 100% biodegradable.
(d) The Flying Spaghetti Monster never invented dinosaurs.

4. What is the other name for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism?
(a) Pastafarianism.
(b) The Holy Order of Rotini.
(c) Macaronism.
(d) The Cult of Tortellini.

5. According to Henderson, science will no longer be limited by what?
(a) Lack of education.
(b) Test books.
(c) Poorly made microscopes.
(d) Natural explanations.

Short Answer Questions

1. What example is NOT listed in Longshanks' list of choices enjoyed by Americans?

2. According to Henderson, DNA looks what what shape of pasta?

3. Who are the Chosen People of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

4. What does Henderson say witches eat?

5. What day of the week is the Flying Spaghetti Monster's chosen holiday?

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