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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Explaining Pastafarianism - The Holy Noodle.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is scrapple made of?
(a) Pig snouts and sawdust.
(b) Pig snouts and apples.
(c) Apples and sawdust.
(d) Cow hooves and apples.

2. Why did the Flying Spaghetti Monster create land?
(a) He was tired and could not tread water very long.
(b) So he could sit somewhere and think.
(c) He was bored.
(d) It was an accident.

3. What was the average height for humans two thousand years ago?
(a) Four feet six inches.
(b) Seven feet nine inches.
(c) Five feet three inches.
(d) Three feet four inches.

4. According to Henderson, science will no longer be limited by what?
(a) Lack of education.
(b) Test books.
(c) Poorly made microscopes.
(d) Natural explanations.

5. What does the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster "stand for?"
(a) All that is cheesy.
(b) All that is purple.
(c) All that is saucy.
(d) All that is good.

Short Answer Questions

1. What happens when the Christian in the experiment eats 2,500 calories of the Communion wafers?

2. What does Henderson say are the two forms of selection?

3. According to the scientific theory of gravity, gravity is the force of attraction between what?

4. Why did so many ships sink during the Golden Age of Pirates?

5. According to Henderson, what could happen to make man grow shorter after getting so tall in contemporary times?

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