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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Explaining Pastafarianism - The Holy Noodle.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why do Evolutionists argue that kiwi birds never learned to fly?
(a) They are afraid of heights.
(b) They do not like to sleep in trees.
(c) They have no natural predators.
(d) Their favorite food grows close to the ground.

2. The Flying Spaghetti Monster urges Douglas MacArthur to accept the surrender of what country?
(a) Germany.
(b) Croatia.
(c) Greece.
(d) Japan.

3. What is "the true goal of any Pirate worth his weight in dubloons?"
(a) To have a ship.
(b) To have an eyepatch.
(c) To have a wench.
(d) To wear a pegleg.

4. When is a parrot -- or parrot substitute -- useful to a Pirate?
(a) If he gets bored.
(b) If he gets lonely.
(c) If he wants to share his crackers.
(d) If he forgets what he just said.

5. Why does Henderson say "no one in the real world is going to take Evolution seriously?"
(a) It is just a theory.
(b) It is too controversial.
(c) It is obviously wrong.
(d) It is an old-fashioned theory.

Short Answer Questions

1. What two epithets do Snodgrass and Jaffari use to describe who they try to appeal to?

2. How long has it been since the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the Earth?

3. What is the "proposed selective force of Evolution?"

4. Henderson says that the Christian's Communion food is "basically" made of what substance?

5. What is the other name for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism?

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