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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Explaining Pastafarianism - The Holy Noodle.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Henderson NOT use to prove the inferiority of empirical science?
(a) The elimination of demon-induced illnesses.
(b) The eradication of wizards.
(c) The extermination of witches.
(d) The lack of discovery of new land.

2. What animal causes Henderson to question the process of natural selection?
(a) The Indonesian mudskipper.
(b) The horny toad.
(c) The hippopotamus.
(d) The duck-billed platypus.

3. The Flying Spaghetti Monster urges Douglas MacArthur to accept the surrender of what country?
(a) Japan.
(b) Croatia.
(c) Greece.
(d) Germany.

4. What holiday does Henderson say affects the climate?
(a) Halloween.
(b) St. Patrick's Day.
(c) Christmas.
(d) Easter.

5. Why does the Flying Spaghetti Monster manipulate scientific data?
(a) To fix his mistakes.
(b) To mislead humans.
(c) To make people angry.
(d) To pass the time.

Short Answer Questions

1. If witches do exist in the 21st century, why does Henderson say may be the reason they are not much of an issue?

2. According to Henderson, what does the Flying Spaghetti Monster theory of gravity lack that could make the theory more accepted?

3. What is "the language of the forked tongue?"

4. According to Henderson, what is unusual about finding dinosaur bone fossils?

5. What is the "inalienable right" that Longshanks says is supported by "any real American?"

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