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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Explaining Pastafarianism - The Holy Noodle.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. How long has it been since the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the Earth?
(a) 5,000 years.
(b) 1,000,000 years.
(c) 6,000 years.
(d) 6,000,000,000 years.
2. What was the average height for humans two thousand years ago?
(a) Three feet four inches.
(b) Seven feet nine inches.
(c) Four feet six inches.
(d) Five feet three inches.
3. What two elements does Flying Spaghetti Monsterism incorporate equally into its faith?
(a) Natural and supernatural.
(b) Silly and not-very-silly.
(c) Natural and pasta-based.
(d) Supernatural and retarded.
4. What is the "strange and often misunderstood force" that, according to Henderson, the Flying Spaghetti Monster controls with His Noodly Appendage?
(a) Gravity.
(b) Centrifugal force.
(c) Electricity.
(d) Static electricity.
5. What is the "random and heartless struggle for dominance, commonly known as the survival of the fittest" described by Longshanks in his note?
(a) High school.
(b) Rush hour.
(c) Evolution.
(d) Youth group.
Short Answer Questions
1. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," what appliance does Longshanks use to describe the difference between Evolution and Intelligent Design?
2. According to Henderson, science provides tools to achieve what purpose?
3. What does Henderson NOT use to prove the inferiority of empirical science?
4. Why do Evolutionists argue that kiwi birds never learned to fly?
5. According to Henderson, why might the Flying Spaghetti Monster have interfered with aboriginal hunters?
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