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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Explaining Pastafarianism - The Holy Noodle.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Henderson speculate is the reason college students drink so much?
(a) The Flying Spaghetti Monster is trying to turn them back into Pirates.
(b) They are trying to stay hydrated.
(c) It makes going to class more fun.
(d) They are drinking to the glory of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

2. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," where does Longshanks say Bobby Henderson purportedly sleep?
(a) In a crib.
(b) In a pyramid.
(c) In a crypt.
(d) In a coffin.

3. According to Henderson, what does the Flying Spaghetti Monster theory of gravity lack that could make the theory more accepted?
(a) Enthusiastic proponents.
(b) Examples.
(c) Empirical evidence.
(d) Supporting photographs.

4. What is scrapple made of?
(a) Apples and sawdust.
(b) Pig snouts and apples.
(c) Cow hooves and apples.
(d) Pig snouts and sawdust.

5. What is the average height for humans today?
(a) Six feet one inch.
(b) Four feet ten inches.
(c) Five feet ten inches.
(d) Eight feet two inches.

Short Answer Questions

1. If witches do exist in the 21st century, why does Henderson say may be the reason they are not much of an issue?

2. What does the Flying Spaghetti Monster reiterate to Einstein in the photo included in "Key Moments in Pastafarian History?"

3. What does Henderson speculate could be the reason for Flying Spaghetti Monster touching?

4. What does Henderson NOT use to prove the inferiority of empirical science?

5. What kind of volcano is in the Flying Spaghetti Monster's heaven?

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