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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Explaining Pastafarianism - The Holy Noodle.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Henderson say "fitness" in natural selection means?
(a) "How well tribes 'fit' in the Flying Spaghetti Monster's plan."
(b) "How well people groups 'fit' in with other animals."
(c) "How well individuals 'fit' in with their peers."
(d) "How well individuals 'fit' into their environments."

2. What effect does grog NOT have on its consumers?
(a) It frees the soul.
(b) It opens the mind.
(c) It loosens the tongue.
(d) It frees one's inhibitions.

3. What day of the week is the Flying Spaghetti Monster's chosen holiday?
(a) Friday.
(b) Wednesday.
(c) Sunday.
(d) Saturday.

4. What does the Flying Spaghetti Monster reiterate to Einstein in the photo included in "Key Moments in Pastafarian History?"
(a) That he is doing a good job as a public speaker.
(b) That E does indeed equal MC squared.
(c) That the theory of relativity is correct.
(d) That he does not play dice with the universe.

5. In "An Alternative Vision," what "grim reality" is NOT mentioned?
(a) Diarrhea.
(b) Herpes.
(c) Famine.
(d) War.

Short Answer Questions

1. What two epithets do Snodgrass and Jaffari use to describe who they try to appeal to?

2. How did the midget in the Olive Garden of Eden break his tooth?

3. According to Henderson, what does the Flying Spaghetti Monster theory of gravity lack that could make the theory more accepted?

4. What holiday does Henderson say affects the climate?

5. What religious group waged war against the Pirates?

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