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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Blunders of Science - Kiwi Birds: Flightless?.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Henderson speculate could be the reason for Flying Spaghetti Monster touching?
(a) The FSM is trying to hold humans still.
(b) The FSM likes short people.
(c) The FSM likes hitting humans on the head.
(d) The FSM does not want humans floating around in space.

2. What does Henderson speculate is the reason college students drink so much?
(a) It makes going to class more fun.
(b) They are drinking to the glory of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
(c) The Flying Spaghetti Monster is trying to turn them back into Pirates.
(d) They are trying to stay hydrated.

3. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," who does Longshanks say will have won if Intelligent Design is not taught in schools?
(a) Communists.
(b) The British.
(c) Nazis.
(d) Hammas.

4. What happens when the Christian in the experiment eats 2,500 calories of the Communion wafers?
(a) He goes to sleep.
(b) He hallucinates.
(c) He is violently ill.
(d) Nothing happens.

5. What does the factory in Flying Spaghetti Monsterism's heaven make?
(a) Dinosaurs.
(b) Yo-yos.
(c) Robots.
(d) Strippers.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Henderson say the term "ex nihilo" means?

2. According to Henderson, what causes global warming?

3. How many kiwi birds does Henderson require in his experiment?

4. What is the "great democratic revival meeting" Henderson references?

5. If witches do exist in the 21st century, why does Henderson say may be the reason they are not much of an issue?

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