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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Blunders of Science - Kiwi Birds: Flightless?.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. According to Henderson, what could happen to make man grow shorter after getting so tall in contemporary times?
(a) A worldwide plague.
(b) More pasta.
(c) Global warming.
(d) An increase in Pirates.

2. What is the "inalienable right" that Longshanks says is supported by "any real American?"
(a) The right to choices.
(b) The right to download movies.
(c) The right to religious freedom.
(d) The right to bear arms.

3. According to Henderson, man is created in whose image?
(a) Pirates.
(b) Jains.
(c) Midgets.
(d) Catholics.

4. What does Henderson say the "subatomic strings" in his theory are made of?
(a) Fusilli.
(b) Wet spaghetti.
(c) The Flying Spaghetti Monster's hair.
(d) DNA.

5. What does Henderson say may cause proponents of Intelligent Design to join with Pastafarians?
(a) The persuasiveness of Pastafarians.
(b) A religious crisis.
(c) A world war.
(d) The Flying Spaghetti Monster's Noodly Appendage.

Short Answer Questions

1. What happens when the Christian in the experiment eats 2,500 calories of the Communion wafers?

2. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," who does Longshanks say are NOT voices for Evolution?

3. What does Henderson speculate could be the reason for Flying Spaghetti Monster touching?

4. What is a word that Henderson says refers to the Flying Spaghetti Monster's mischeviousness?

5. What animal causes Henderson to question the process of natural selection?

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