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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Blunders of Science - Kiwi Birds: Flightless?.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. According to Henderson, people are playing politics with what topic?
(a) Mathematics.
(b) Science.
(c) History.
(d) Literature.
2. What is the "proposed selective force of Evolution?"
(a) DNA mutation.
(b) Punctuated equilibrium.
(c) The whim of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
(d) Natural selection.
3. According to Henderson, what causes global warming?
(a) An increase in greenhouse gasses.
(b) The Flying Spaghetti Monster's boiling pasta.
(c) The Flying Spaghetti Monster's simmering anger.
(d) A decreasing Pirate population.
4. According to Henderson, what is the Jains' sacred text?
(a) Jain's Big Day.
(b) Fun With Dick and Jain.
(c) The Plain Jain Duckling.
(d) See Jain Run.
5. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," where does Longshanks say Bobby Henderson purportedly sleep?
(a) In a pyramid.
(b) In a crib.
(c) In a coffin.
(d) In a crypt.
Short Answer Questions
1. What does Henderson use to "prove" empirical science's shortcomings?
2. What does Henderson speculate could be the reason for Flying Spaghetti Monster touching?
3. What does Henderson NOT include as an ingredient in his recipe for life?
4. Why does the Flying Spaghetti Monster manipulate scientific data?
5. What does SuperScience stand for?
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