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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Blunders of Science - Kiwi Birds: Flightless?.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What animal is NOT listed as an example of Unintelligent Design?
(a) The Dodo.
(b) The Llama.
(c) The Indonesian mudskipper.
(d) The Irish elk.
2. What must be taught to "give young students' minds a broad foundation?"
(a) Pastafarianism.
(b) String theory.
(c) Biology.
(d) Alternative theories.
3. What does Henderson say "fitness" in natural selection means?
(a) "How well people groups 'fit' in with other animals."
(b) "How well individuals 'fit' into their environments."
(c) "How well individuals 'fit' in with their peers."
(d) "How well tribes 'fit' in the Flying Spaghetti Monster's plan."
4. What does Henderson say witches eat?
(a) Computers.
(b) Spaghetti.
(c) Children.
(d) Calculators.
5. What does the factory in Flying Spaghetti Monsterism's heaven make?
(a) Robots.
(b) Yo-yos.
(c) Dinosaurs.
(d) Strippers.
Short Answer Questions
1. What is the Communion Test designed to prove?
2. Why does Henderson speculate that praying does not cure disease?
3. What does Henderson say the Flying Spaghetti Monster spreads with his Noodly Appendage?
4. What does Henderson use to "prove" empirical science's shortcomings?
5. According to Henderson, DNA looks what what shape of pasta?
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