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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Blunders of Science - Kiwi Birds: Flightless?.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is the "random and heartless struggle for dominance, commonly known as the survival of the fittest" described by Longshanks in his note?
(a) High school.
(b) Youth group.
(c) Evolution.
(d) Rush hour.

2. What is the "proposed selective force of Evolution?"
(a) Punctuated equilibrium.
(b) Natural selection.
(c) DNA mutation.
(d) The whim of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

3. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," what appliance does Longshanks use to describe the difference between Evolution and Intelligent Design?
(a) A microwave.
(b) A kitchen sink.
(c) A flat-screen television.
(d) An old-fashioned television.

4. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," where does Longshanks say Bobby Henderson purportedly sleep?
(a) In a crypt.
(b) In a pyramid.
(c) In a coffin.
(d) In a crib.

5. Henderson says that kiwi birds are what shape?
(a) Triangles.
(b) Ovals.
(c) Squares.
(d) Spheres.

Short Answer Questions

1. According to Henderson, what religion's feelings are easily hurt?

2. What does the factory in Flying Spaghetti Monsterism's heaven make?

3. In "More Evidence," where does Henderson look for evidence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

4. What does Henderson say is the purpose of chihuahuas and poodles?

5. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," which manufacturer is NOT included in Longshanks' list of television makers?

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