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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Blunders of Science - Kiwi Birds: Flightless?.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What day of the week is the Flying Spaghetti Monster's chosen holiday?
(a) Sunday.
(b) Wednesday.
(c) Friday.
(d) Saturday.

2. According to Henderson, science will no longer be limited by what?
(a) Lack of education.
(b) Test books.
(c) Poorly made microscopes.
(d) Natural explanations.

3. Henderson says that kiwi birds are what shape?
(a) Spheres.
(b) Squares.
(c) Ovals.
(d) Triangles.

4. What does the Christian Communion-taker eat?
(a) Bread.
(b) Pasta.
(c) A wafer.
(d) Nothing.

5. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," who does Longshanks say are NOT voices for Evolution?
(a) Pirates.
(b) Liberal media.
(c) Scientists.
(d) Judges.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the "inalienable right" that Longshanks says is supported by "any real American?"

2. According to Henderson, people are playing politics with what topic?

3. What is the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster against?

4. According to Henderson, what does the Flying Spaghetti Monster theory of gravity lack that could make the theory more accepted?

5. According to Henderson, man is created in whose image?

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