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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Blunders of Science - Kiwi Birds: Flightless?.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. According to the scientific theory of gravity, gravity is the force of attraction between what?
(a) Massive particles.
(b) Moving objects.
(c) Shiny surfaces.
(d) Static electricity and cloth.
2. What does Henderson say the Flying Spaghetti Monster spreads with his Noodly Appendage?
(a) Friendliness and parmesan.
(b) Pandemonium.
(c) Butter.
(d) Goodness and affordable nutrition.
3. According to Henderson, science provides tools to achieve what purpose?
(a) To act as a modern-day religion.
(b) To allow scientists to entertain themselves.
(c) To enable mankind to solve problems.
(d) To create a method for understanding God.
4. If witches do exist in the 21st century, why does Henderson say may be the reason they are not much of an issue?
(a) The Flying Spaghetti Monster protects them.
(b) They are responsible for many trendy pop bands.
(c) They are all hiding and fireproofing themselves.
(d) They call themselves Wiccans now, not witches.
5. What is the Communion Test designed to prove?
(a) The meatballs are healthy.
(b) That pasta is better than bread.
(c) That communion wafers are poisonous.
(d) The existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Short Answer Questions
1. What image does Henderson use to describe the usefulness of Evolution?
2. What must exist for science and religion to exist peacefully side by side?
3. According to the Flying Spaghetti Monster theory of gravity, why are people getting taller?
4. What two elements does Flying Spaghetti Monsterism incorporate equally into its faith?
5. What does Henderson say are the two forms of selection?
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