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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Blunders of Science - Kiwi Birds: Flightless?.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What does the factory in Flying Spaghetti Monsterism's heaven make?
(a) Dinosaurs.
(b) Robots.
(c) Yo-yos.
(d) Strippers.
2. How many kiwi birds does Henderson require in his experiment?
(a) 40-50.
(b) 30-40.
(c) 10-20.
(d) 20-30.
3. What is the official drink of Pirates?
(a) Iced tea.
(b) Beer, or "rotgut."
(c) Rum.
(d) Beer, or "grog."
4. What term does Henderson use to describe empirical science?
(a) A fling.
(b) Passe.
(c) Cliche.
(d) A fad.
5. What is the "proposed selective force of Evolution?"
(a) DNA mutation.
(b) Punctuated equilibrium.
(c) The whim of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
(d) Natural selection.
Short Answer Questions
1. What two elements does Flying Spaghetti Monsterism incorporate equally into its faith?
2. In "An Alternative Vision," what "grim reality" is NOT mentioned?
3. What is the "one undeniable theory" mentioned in "An Alternate Vision?"
4. What is the other name for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism?
5. What does Henderson say led to the Passenger Pigeon's extinction?
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