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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Blunders of Science - Kiwi Birds: Flightless?.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What animal is NOT listed as an example of Unintelligent Design?
(a) The Llama.
(b) The Indonesian mudskipper.
(c) The Dodo.
(d) The Irish elk.

2. In "An Alternative Vision," what "grim reality" is NOT mentioned?
(a) Famine.
(b) Herpes.
(c) Diarrhea.
(d) War.

3. According to the Flying Spaghetti Monster theory of gravity, why are people getting taller?
(a) The Flying Spaghetti Monster is getting bored.
(b) The population is increasing.
(c) The Flying Spaghetti Monster has been sleeping.
(d) People have learned to make healthier pasta.

4. What is the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster against?
(a) All that is garlicky.
(b) All that is sarcastic.
(c) All that is not good.
(d) All that is dry.

5. Why do Evolutionists argue that kiwi birds never learned to fly?
(a) They do not like to sleep in trees.
(b) They have no natural predators.
(c) Their favorite food grows close to the ground.
(d) They are afraid of heights.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the "inalienable right" that Longshanks says is supported by "any real American?"

2. Henderson notes that college students tend to consume large amounts of what beverage?

3. If witches do exist in the 21st century, why does Henderson say may be the reason they are not much of an issue?

4. What two elements does Flying Spaghetti Monsterism incorporate equally into its faith?

5. What food do the Pastafarians serve for their Communions?

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