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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Propaganda - Enlightenment Institute.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster NOT sell to raise money?
(a) Bumper stickers.
(b) Coffee mugs.
(c) Flying Spaghetti Monster Simulacrums.
(d) T-shirts.

2. According to Henderson, why might the Flying Spaghetti Monster have interfered with aboriginal hunters?
(a) To save them from predators.
(b) The FSM is fond of kangaroos.
(c) To get them to eat more pasta.
(d) To teach them to make boomerangs.

3. If witches do exist in the 21st century, why does Henderson say may be the reason they are not much of an issue?
(a) They are responsible for many trendy pop bands.
(b) The Flying Spaghetti Monster protects them.
(c) They call themselves Wiccans now, not witches.
(d) They are all hiding and fireproofing themselves.

4. What group of people does Henderson say "receive the most Flying Spaghetti Monster touching?"
(a) Midgets.
(b) Angels.
(c) Cave men.
(d) Children.

5. What is scrapple made of?
(a) Pig snouts and apples.
(b) Cow hooves and apples.
(c) Pig snouts and sawdust.
(d) Apples and sawdust.

Short Answer Questions

1. How long should potential converts try Pastafarianism before converting?

2. What is the average height for humans today?

3. What does Henderson speculate is the reason college students drink so much?

4. According to Henderson, science provides tools to achieve what purpose?

5. In the Flying Spaghetti Monster Simulacrum, what are the cut rubber bands tied to?

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