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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Propaganda - Enlightenment Institute.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What was the "Noodly power cast down to Earth" described by Benjamin Franklin?
(a) Tornadoes.
(b) Electricity.
(c) Static cling.
(d) Rain.

2. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," who does Longshanks say are NOT voices for Evolution?
(a) Scientists.
(b) Judges.
(c) Pirates.
(d) Liberal media.

3. What is NOT a supply needed to make a Pirate-fish stencil?
(a) Thin cardboard.
(b) Spray paint.
(c) Glue.
(d) Tape.

4. What was the Big Bang?
(a) The Flying Spaghetti Monster falling out of bed.
(b) The Flying Spaghetti Monster shooting off fireworks.
(c) The Flying Spaghetti Monster slamming the door.
(d) The Flying Spaghetti Monster stomping on a cockroach.

5. According to Henderson, what could happen to make man grow shorter after getting so tall in contemporary times?
(a) An increase in Pirates.
(b) Global warming.
(c) More pasta.
(d) A worldwide plague.

Short Answer Questions

1. Henderson says his fund raising is not as unethical as that of what group?

2. How long should potential converts try Pastafarianism before converting?

3. What does Henderson say the "subatomic strings" in his theory are made of?

4. What animal causes Henderson to question the process of natural selection?

5. What group is "the most dogmatic of all" Christians?

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