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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Propaganda - Enlightenment Institute.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why did the Flying Spaghetti Monster create land?
(a) It was an accident.
(b) So he could sit somewhere and think.
(c) He was tired and could not tread water very long.
(d) He was bored.

2. According to Henderson, what causes global warming?
(a) The Flying Spaghetti Monster's boiling pasta.
(b) A decreasing Pirate population.
(c) The Flying Spaghetti Monster's simmering anger.
(d) An increase in greenhouse gasses.

3. Who does Longshanks mention as a group who would approve of Intelligent Design theory?
(a) NASCAR fans.
(b) NBA fans.
(c) NFL fans.
(d) NHL fans.

4. What does Henderson say the "subatomic strings" in his theory are made of?
(a) DNA.
(b) The Flying Spaghetti Monster's hair.
(c) Fusilli.
(d) Wet spaghetti.

5. Why was the Flying Spaghetti Monster left out of the portrait of the signing of the American Constitution?
(a) The artist did not know how to paint him.
(b) He did not actually sign the Constitution.
(c) He was invisible.
(d) To keep church and state separate.

Short Answer Questions

1. What structure is described as being "complex and noodlelike?"

2. What example is NOT listed in Longshanks' list of choices enjoyed by Americans?

3. Why does Henderson speculate that praying does not cure disease?

4. What is the "random and heartless struggle for dominance, commonly known as the survival of the fittest" described by Longshanks in his note?

5. What should one do with their completed Pirate-fish stencil?

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