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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Propaganda - Enlightenment Institute.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. In the Flying Spaghetti Monster Simulacrum, what are the cut rubber bands tied to?
(a) A piece of cardboard.
(b) A Pirate-fish stencil.
(c) A pencil.
(d) An uncut rubber band.

2. Henderson says that kiwi birds are going extinct for what reason?
(a) They are lazy.
(b) They make good pets.
(c) They are stupid.
(d) They are ugly.

3. Henderson says that the Christian's Communion food is "basically" made of what substance?
(a) Stale bread.
(b) Cardboard.
(c) Sawdust.
(d) Paste.

4. According to Henderson, what is unusual about finding dinosaur bone fossils?
(a) Dinosaurs were 100% biodegradable.
(b) The Flying Spaghetti Monster never invented dinosaurs.
(c) Dinosaurs did not have bones.
(d) The Pirates dug them all up.

5. What does the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster "stand for?"
(a) All that is purple.
(b) All that is good.
(c) All that is saucy.
(d) All that is cheesy.

Short Answer Questions

1. Why did the Flying Spaghetti Monster create the moon?

2. What was the "Noodly power cast down to Earth" described by Benjamin Franklin?

3. Why did so many ships sink during the Golden Age of Pirates?

4. How long did the Flying Spaghetti Monster spend making the Earth appear older?

5. What is the main component in the Flying Spaghetti Monster Simulacrum?

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