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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Propaganda - Enlightenment Institute.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. The Flying Spaghetti Monster urges Douglas MacArthur to accept the surrender of what country?
(a) Germany.
(b) Greece.
(c) Japan.
(d) Croatia.

2. What kind of volcano is in the Flying Spaghetti Monster's heaven?
(a) Soup.
(b) Orange juice.
(c) Oatmeal.
(d) Beer.

3. Henderson says that kiwi birds are going extinct for what reason?
(a) They are lazy.
(b) They make good pets.
(c) They are ugly.
(d) They are stupid.

4. Why must Pastafarianism be taught only by someone wearing "full pirate regalia?"
(a) It is disrespectful not to do so.
(b) The Flying Spaghetti Monster does not like non-Pirates.
(c) Pirate clothing gets the teacher in the right mindset.
(d) Pirate clothing is awesome.

5. If witches do exist in the 21st century, why does Henderson say may be the reason they are not much of an issue?
(a) They call themselves Wiccans now, not witches.
(b) The Flying Spaghetti Monster protects them.
(c) They are responsible for many trendy pop bands.
(d) They are all hiding and fireproofing themselves.

Short Answer Questions

1. What scientist is NOT included in Longshanks list of Evolution proponents?

2. What is a word that Henderson says refers to the Flying Spaghetti Monster's mischeviousness?

3. What did the Flying Spaghetti Monster do when he was "careless, cruel, drunk, or even high?"

4. According to Henderson, people are playing politics with what topic?

5. In "Fund-Raising," what is not required by the Flying Spaghetti Monster church?

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