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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Propaganda - Enlightenment Institute.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is "the language of the forked tongue?"
(a) German.
(b) Science.
(c) Religion.
(d) Japanese.

2. If students are our future, what does Henderson say is also our future?
(a) Cheap beer.
(b) Empirical science.
(c) Pastafarianism.
(d) Alcoholism.

3. What theory says that all matter is made of "little noodlelike strings?"
(a) The theory of black holes.
(b) Gravity.
(c) The theory of relativity.
(d) String theory.

4. Why does Henderson speculate that praying does not cure disease?
(a) People are praying for silly reasons.
(b) People are praying incorrectly or to the wrong God.
(c) God is too busy listening to everyone else's prayers.
(d) God is making spaghetti and is distracted.

5. What is the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster against?
(a) All that is not good.
(b) All that is sarcastic.
(c) All that is dry.
(d) All that is garlicky.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the main component in the Flying Spaghetti Monster Simulacrum?

2. Why does Henderson say witches are no longer a problem in the 21st century?

3. According to Susan Johnson, Ph.D., what do the Flying Spaghetti Monster's meatballs symbolize?

4. Who are the Chosen People of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

5. What group of Christians "should be avoided at all costs?"

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