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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Propaganda - Enlightenment Institute.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. Henderson notes that college students tend to consume large amounts of what beverage?
(a) Beer.
(b) Water.
(c) Kool-Aid.
(d) Soda.
2. What holiday does Henderson say affects the climate?
(a) St. Patrick's Day.
(b) Easter.
(c) Halloween.
(d) Christmas.
3. In "An Alternative Vision," what "grim reality" is NOT mentioned?
(a) Herpes.
(b) Famine.
(c) Diarrhea.
(d) War.
4. If witches do exist in the 21st century, why does Henderson say may be the reason they are not much of an issue?
(a) The Flying Spaghetti Monster protects them.
(b) They are all hiding and fireproofing themselves.
(c) They are responsible for many trendy pop bands.
(d) They call themselves Wiccans now, not witches.
5. What is scrapple made of?
(a) Pig snouts and apples.
(b) Pig snouts and sawdust.
(c) Cow hooves and apples.
(d) Apples and sawdust.
Short Answer Questions
1. According to the Flying Spaghetti Monster theory of gravity, why are people getting taller?
2. What is "the language of the forked tongue?"
3. What term does Henderson use to describe empirical science?
4. What man-made object can be seen from space and is suspected to be a tribute to the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
5. When completing Henderson's experiment, how long should one boil the subatomic strings?
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