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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How long did the Flying Spaghetti Monster spend making the Earth appear older?
(a) 1-5 years.
(b) 100-1000 years.
(c) 1-10 years.
(d) 10-100 years.

2. In "More Evidence," where does Henderson look for evidence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
(a) Preschools.
(b) Elementary schools.
(c) Day-care centers.
(d) Colleges and universities.

3. What is "the language of the forked tongue?"
(a) Religion.
(b) Science.
(c) Japanese.
(d) German.

4. Who does Longshanks mention as a group who would approve of Intelligent Design theory?
(a) NASCAR fans.
(b) NHL fans.
(c) NFL fans.
(d) NBA fans.

5. Why does Henderson say "no one in the real world is going to take Evolution seriously?"
(a) It is obviously wrong.
(b) It is just a theory.
(c) It is an old-fashioned theory.
(d) It is too controversial.

Short Answer Questions

1. Why did so many ships sink during the Golden Age of Pirates?

2. What is the "inalienable right" that Longshanks says is supported by "any real American?"

3. Who are the Chosen People of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

4. What style of music does the Flying Spaghetti Monster dislike?

5. What does the Christian Communion-taker eat?

Short Essay Questions

1. Henderson is convinced that the more one reads his book, the more convinced they will become about two specific points. What are they?

2. According to Henderson, what will happen when "the god-hating communists have won?"

3. In Henderson's "Unified Spaghetti Theory," how can the reader create life?

4. According to Henderson, what is the correlation between population increase and humans' increased height?

5. Why does Henderson argue that we are not made in the image of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

6. Why does Henderson assert that "one suggested theory is just as good as another?"

7. According to Henderson, why is beer beneficial to college students?

8. In Longshanks' note, how does Longshanks describe the concepts of Intelligent Design and Evolution?

9. In his proposed experiment in "Kiwi Birds: Flightless?" what does Henderson suggest the researcher do to give the kiwi bird motivation to fly?

10. Why have Intelligent Design proponents been "targeting education officials?"

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