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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," where does Longshanks say Bobby Henderson purportedly sleep?
(a) In a crypt.
(b) In a coffin.
(c) In a crib.
(d) In a pyramid.

2. What is the Flying Spaghetti Monsterist's "chosen garb?"
(a) Tutus.
(b) Footie pajamas.
(c) Full pirate regalia.
(d) Banana costumes.

3. Why does Henderson say The Flying Spaghetti Monster made the duck-billed platypus?
(a) He had consumed too many Mountain Dews.
(b) He was sleep-deprived.
(c) He was drunk.
(d) He has a sense of humor.

4. According to Henderson, what causes global warming?
(a) An increase in greenhouse gasses.
(b) The Flying Spaghetti Monster's simmering anger.
(c) A decreasing Pirate population.
(d) The Flying Spaghetti Monster's boiling pasta.

5. What is the average height for humans today?
(a) Eight feet two inches.
(b) Four feet ten inches.
(c) Five feet ten inches.
(d) Six feet one inch.

Short Answer Questions

1. In "An Alternative Vision," what "grim reality" is NOT mentioned?

2. What is the term scientists use to explain human' ability to "mimic the forces of nature?"

3. In "An Alternate Vision," what do Snodgrass and Jaffari call their theory about creation?

4. What religious group waged war against the Pirates?

5. What example is NOT listed in Longshanks' list of choices enjoyed by Americans?

Short Essay Questions

1. Why does Henderson say his "Communion Test" is so significant, even though supernatural science provides irrefutable proof of the Flying Spaghetti Monster's existence?

2. What does Henderson say is the more likely ancestor of humanity; apes or Pirates? Why?

3. In Henderson's "Unified Spaghetti Theory," how can the reader create life?

4. What point does Henderson use to try to urge people to try Pastafarianism at the end of "A Letter from Bobby Henderson?"

5. Why does the world know so little about the treasure Pirates buried?

6. What makes Henderson speculate that Evolution could "just mean growing old?"

7. According to Henderson, what is the correlation between population increase and humans' increased height?

8. According to Henderson, why is beer beneficial to college students?

9. Why does Henderson write, "I can safely say, then, that anyone against the inclusion of supernatural theories into science wants children to starve?"

10. According to Snodgrass and Jaffari, what was the Flying Spaghetti Monster's state of mind when he created the universe?

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