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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. Who are the Chosen People of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
(a) Children.
(b) Midgets.
(c) Pirates.
(d) Italians.
2. What is the "strange and often misunderstood force" that, according to Henderson, the Flying Spaghetti Monster controls with His Noodly Appendage?
(a) Gravity.
(b) Static electricity.
(c) Electricity.
(d) Centrifugal force.
3. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," which manufacturer is NOT included in Longshanks' list of television makers?
(a) Vizio.
(b) Sony.
(c) Sharp.
(d) Toshiba.
4. What is a word that Henderson says refers to the Flying Spaghetti Monster's mischeviousness?
(a) A plot.
(b) A plan.
(c) A consPiracy.
(d) A scheme.
5. What is the official drink of Pirates?
(a) Beer, or "grog."
(b) Rum.
(c) Iced tea.
(d) Beer, or "rotgut."
Short Answer Questions
1. What style of music does the Flying Spaghetti Monster dislike?
2. What does SuperScience stand for?
3. What is the Flying Spaghetti Monsterist's "chosen garb?"
4. Why does the Flying Spaghetti Monster manipulate scientific data?
5. What does Henderson speculate could be the reason for Flying Spaghetti Monster touching?
Short Essay Questions
1. According to Henderson, what is the correlation between population increase and humans' increased height?
2. What makes Henderson speculate that Evolution could "just mean growing old?"
3. What discovery about penicillium mold and bacteria was first noticed by Sir Alexander Fleming?
4. Explain Henderson's Flying Spaghetti Monster theory of gravity.
5. According to Henderson, why is college so expensive?
6. How does Henderson describe science at the beginning of "Toward a New SuperScience?"
7. What about the Communion Test makes it a good way to prove the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to unbelievers?
8. According to Snodgrass and Jaffari, what was the Flying Spaghetti Monster's state of mind when he created the universe?
9. What is peer review?
10. In his proposed experiment in "Kiwi Birds: Flightless?" what does Henderson suggest the researcher do to give the kiwi bird motivation to fly?
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