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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Blunders of Science - Unified Spaghetti Theory.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is "the language of the forked tongue?"
(a) Japanese.
(b) Religion.
(c) German.
(d) Science.

2. What does Henderson say the Flying Spaghetti Monster spreads with his Noodly Appendage?
(a) Butter.
(b) Pandemonium.
(c) Friendliness and parmesan.
(d) Goodness and affordable nutrition.

3. What must exist for science and religion to exist peacefully side by side?
(a) A miracle.
(b) A sit-down meal with Evolutionists and proponents of Intelligent Design.
(c) A new model for dialogue that considers both sides.
(d) The Flying Spaghetti Monster's involvement.

4. If witches do exist in the 21st century, why does Henderson say may be the reason they are not much of an issue?
(a) They are all hiding and fireproofing themselves.
(b) The Flying Spaghetti Monster protects them.
(c) They are responsible for many trendy pop bands.
(d) They call themselves Wiccans now, not witches.

5. What is a word that Henderson says refers to the Flying Spaghetti Monster's mischeviousness?
(a) A plot.
(b) A plan.
(c) A consPiracy.
(d) A scheme.

Short Answer Questions

1. Why does the Flying Spaghetti Monster manipulate scientific data?

2. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," which manufacturer is NOT included in Longshanks' list of television makers?

3. What does Henderson say "fitness" in natural selection means?

4. What is the "random and heartless struggle for dominance, commonly known as the survival of the fittest" described by Longshanks in his note?

5. What does SuperScience stand for?

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