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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Blunders of Science - Unified Spaghetti Theory.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," who does Longshanks say are NOT voices for Evolution?
(a) Judges.
(b) Liberal media.
(c) Scientists.
(d) Pirates.
2. According to the Flying Spaghetti Monster theory of gravity, why are people getting taller?
(a) The population is increasing.
(b) The Flying Spaghetti Monster is getting bored.
(c) People have learned to make healthier pasta.
(d) The Flying Spaghetti Monster has been sleeping.
3. Henderson says that the Christian's Communion food is "basically" made of what substance?
(a) Cardboard.
(b) Sawdust.
(c) Stale bread.
(d) Paste.
4. What is the 'subject in crisis'?"
(a) Mathematics.
(b) History.
(c) Humanities.
(d) Science.
5. What does Henderson say the term "ex nihilo" means?
(a) "Out of pasta."
(b) "Out of nothing."
(c) "Out of Doritos."
(d) "Out of the sea."
Short Answer Questions
1. Who are the Chosen People of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
2. What does Henderson say is the purpose of chihuahuas and poodles?
3. What is the other name for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism?
4. According to Henderson, what is the Buddhists' sacred text?
5. In "An Alternative Vision," what "grim reality" is NOT mentioned?
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