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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Blunders of Science - Unified Spaghetti Theory.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. According to Henderson, what could happen to make man grow shorter after getting so tall in contemporary times?
(a) More pasta.
(b) An increase in Pirates.
(c) A worldwide plague.
(d) Global warming.
2. What does Henderson say is the difference between Intelligent Design and Pastafarianism?
(a) Pastafarianism is more fun.
(b) The Flying Spaghetti Monster likes Pastafarianism better.
(c) Intelligent Design is too intelligent.
(d) Intelligent Design is wrong and Pastafarianism is right.
3. According to Henderson, what religion's feelings are easily hurt?
(a) The Jains.
(b) The Buddhists.
(c) The Christians.
(d) The Mormons.
4. What does Henderson use to "prove" empirical science's shortcomings?
(a) The discovery of HIV.
(b) The popularity of pop music.
(c) The absence of hurricanes.
(d) The lack of discovery of new land.
5. Why does Henderson say The Flying Spaghetti Monster made the duck-billed platypus?
(a) He was drunk.
(b) He had consumed too many Mountain Dews.
(c) He was sleep-deprived.
(d) He has a sense of humor.
Short Answer Questions
1. What does Henderson say are the two forms of selection?
2. What does Henderson say the "subatomic strings" in his theory are made of?
3. What animal causes Henderson to question the process of natural selection?
4. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," where does Longshanks say Bobby Henderson purportedly sleep?
5. According to Henderson, science provides tools to achieve what purpose?
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