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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Blunders of Science - Unified Spaghetti Theory.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is the "inalienable right" that Longshanks says is supported by "any real American?"
(a) The right to bear arms.
(b) The right to religious freedom.
(c) The right to choices.
(d) The right to download movies.

2. What does Henderson NOT use to prove the inferiority of empirical science?
(a) The elimination of demon-induced illnesses.
(b) The lack of discovery of new land.
(c) The eradication of wizards.
(d) The extermination of witches.

3. What is the "strange and often misunderstood force" that, according to Henderson, the Flying Spaghetti Monster controls with His Noodly Appendage?
(a) Gravity.
(b) Centrifugal force.
(c) Electricity.
(d) Static electricity.

4. What does Henderson use to "prove" empirical science's shortcomings?
(a) The absence of hurricanes.
(b) The lack of discovery of new land.
(c) The popularity of pop music.
(d) The discovery of HIV.

5. What does Henderson say is the name of the man who invented the Macarena?
(a) Fernando.
(b) Alberto.
(c) Retardo.
(d) Alejandro.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the 'subject in crisis'?"

2. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," who does Longshanks say are NOT voices for Evolution?

3. What style of music does the Flying Spaghetti Monster dislike?

4. What did the Flying Spaghetti Monster do when he was "careless, cruel, drunk, or even high?"

5. Why does Henderson say witches are no longer a problem in the 21st century?

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