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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Blunders of Science - Unified Spaghetti Theory.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why does Henderson speculate that praying does not cure disease?
(a) God is making spaghetti and is distracted.
(b) God is too busy listening to everyone else's prayers.
(c) People are praying for silly reasons.
(d) People are praying incorrectly or to the wrong God.

2. According to Henderson, what causes global warming?
(a) A decreasing Pirate population.
(b) The Flying Spaghetti Monster's simmering anger.
(c) The Flying Spaghetti Monster's boiling pasta.
(d) An increase in greenhouse gasses.

3. According to Henderson, what could happen to make man grow shorter after getting so tall in contemporary times?
(a) A worldwide plague.
(b) An increase in Pirates.
(c) More pasta.
(d) Global warming.

4. Why does Henderson say witches are no longer a problem in the 21st century?
(a) Our forefathers killed them all.
(b) They killed each other off in The Great Witchy War.
(c) The Flying Spaghetti Monster took them all to heaven.
(d) They all died from boredom.

5. In "An Alternative Vision," what "grim reality" is NOT mentioned?
(a) Famine.
(b) Herpes.
(c) War.
(d) Diarrhea.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Henderson say is the purpose of chihuahuas and poodles?

2. What is the "random and heartless struggle for dominance, commonly known as the survival of the fittest" described by Longshanks in his note?

3. What image does Henderson use to describe the usefulness of Evolution?

4. What is a word that Henderson says refers to the Flying Spaghetti Monster's mischeviousness?

5. According to Henderson, what is the Buddhists' sacred text?

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