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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Blunders of Science - Unified Spaghetti Theory.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Henderson says that the Christian's Communion food is "basically" made of what substance?
(a) Stale bread.
(b) Paste.
(c) Cardboard.
(d) Sawdust.

2. What does Henderson say led to the Passenger Pigeon's extinction?
(a) McDonald's "McPidgin sandwich."
(b) Poachers.
(c) Pigeon-hunting parties.
(d) Bad genes.

3. Why does Henderson speculate that praying does not cure disease?
(a) People are praying incorrectly or to the wrong God.
(b) God is too busy listening to everyone else's prayers.
(c) God is making spaghetti and is distracted.
(d) People are praying for silly reasons.

4. What is the other name for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism?
(a) Pastafarianism.
(b) Macaronism.
(c) The Holy Order of Rotini.
(d) The Cult of Tortellini.

5. According to Henderson, what does the Flying Spaghetti Monster theory of gravity lack that could make the theory more accepted?
(a) Supporting photographs.
(b) Examples.
(c) Empirical evidence.
(d) Enthusiastic proponents.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Henderson say the Flying Spaghetti Monster spreads with his Noodly Appendage?

2. What is the "great democratic revival meeting" Henderson references?

3. When completing Henderson's experiment, how long should one boil the subatomic strings?

4. According to Henderson, what causes global warming?

5. What does Henderson say are the two forms of selection?

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