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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Blunders of Science - Unified Spaghetti Theory.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Henderson says that the universe's matrix of springs is vibrating to what sound?
(a) The Flying Spaghetti Monster's voice.
(b) The Flying Spaghetti Monster's guitar.
(c) Noodly music.
(d) Saucy singing.

2. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," who does Longshanks say will have won if Intelligent Design is not taught in schools?
(a) Communists.
(b) Nazis.
(c) Hammas.
(d) The British.

3. What example is NOT listed in Longshanks' list of choices enjoyed by Americans?
(a) Republican or Democrat.
(b) Target or Wal-Mart.
(c) Ham or salami.
(d) Coke or Pepsi.

4. What does SuperScience stand for?
(a) Supernatural Science.
(b) Super-Awesome Science.
(c) Superfluous Science.
(d) Super-Lame Science.

5. What does Henderson speculate could be the reason for Flying Spaghetti Monster touching?
(a) The FSM likes short people.
(b) The FSM likes hitting humans on the head.
(c) The FSM does not want humans floating around in space.
(d) The FSM is trying to hold humans still.

Short Answer Questions

1. According to Henderson, what religion's feelings are easily hurt?

2. According to the scientific theory of gravity, gravity is the force of attraction between what?

3. According to Henderson, what could happen to make man grow shorter after getting so tall in contemporary times?

4. What does the Christian Communion-taker eat?

5. What does Henderson say caused the extinction of the dodo bird?

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