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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Blunders of Science - Unified Spaghetti Theory.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Longshanks say is wrong with all the scientists who support the theory of Evolution?
(a) They are all dead.
(b) They had no sense of humor.
(c) Their experiments have been disproven.
(d) They all have terrible haircuts.

2. What does Henderson say witches eat?
(a) Children.
(b) Spaghetti.
(c) Computers.
(d) Calculators.

3. According to Henderson, what does the Flying Spaghetti Monster theory of gravity lack that could make the theory more accepted?
(a) Empirical evidence.
(b) Supporting photographs.
(c) Enthusiastic proponents.
(d) Examples.

4. What does Henderson say the "subatomic strings" in his theory are made of?
(a) The Flying Spaghetti Monster's hair.
(b) DNA.
(c) Fusilli.
(d) Wet spaghetti.

5. What two epithets do Snodgrass and Jaffari use to describe who they try to appeal to?
(a) Brainiacs and nerds.
(b) Bible-thumpers and NASCAR fans.
(c) Bible-thumpers and brainiacs.
(d) Brainiacs and NASCAR fans.

Short Answer Questions

1. According to Henderson, what is the Buddhists' sacred text?

2. Why does Henderson speculate that praying does not cure disease?

3. What style of music does the Flying Spaghetti Monster dislike?

4. According to Henderson, science provides tools to achieve what purpose?

5. What is the Flying Spaghetti Monsterist's "chosen garb?"

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