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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Blunders of Science - Unified Spaghetti Theory.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. According to Henderson, DNA looks what what shape of pasta?
(a) Fusilli.
(b) Macaroni.
(c) Spaghetti.
(d) Tortellini.

2. What example is NOT listed in Longshanks' list of choices enjoyed by Americans?
(a) Ham or salami.
(b) Republican or Democrat.
(c) Target or Wal-Mart.
(d) Coke or Pepsi.

3. What group of people does Henderson say "receive the most Flying Spaghetti Monster touching?"
(a) Children.
(b) Angels.
(c) Midgets.
(d) Cave men.

4. What does Henderson say may cause proponents of Intelligent Design to join with Pastafarians?
(a) The Flying Spaghetti Monster's Noodly Appendage.
(b) The persuasiveness of Pastafarians.
(c) A religious crisis.
(d) A world war.

5. Why does the Flying Spaghetti Monster manipulate scientific data?
(a) To pass the time.
(b) To mislead humans.
(c) To fix his mistakes.
(d) To make people angry.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Henderson say led to the Passenger Pigeon's extinction?

2. What style of music does the Flying Spaghetti Monster dislike?

3. When completing Henderson's experiment, how long should one boil the subatomic strings?

4. What must exist for science and religion to exist peacefully side by side?

5. What did the Flying Spaghetti Monster do when he was "careless, cruel, drunk, or even high?"

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