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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Blunders of Science - Unified Spaghetti Theory.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster against?
(a) All that is not good.
(b) All that is dry.
(c) All that is sarcastic.
(d) All that is garlicky.

2. What do Snodgrass and Jaffari speculate is the reason the Flying Spaghetti Monster does not eradicate poverty, cancer, global warming, etc.?
(a) He is trying to make mankind turn back to His Noodly Goodness.
(b) He is sleeping.
(c) He is trying to rekindle the low-carb diet craze.
(d) He is trying to teach mankind a lesson.

3. In Longshanks' Evolutionary explanation of televisions, what is NOT included in his list of components?
(a) Spare television parts.
(b) Mud.
(c) DNA.
(d) Remote controls.

4. Why does Henderson say The Flying Spaghetti Monster made the duck-billed platypus?
(a) He has a sense of humor.
(b) He had consumed too many Mountain Dews.
(c) He was drunk.
(d) He was sleep-deprived.

5. What does Henderson say led to the Passenger Pigeon's extinction?
(a) Pigeon-hunting parties.
(b) Bad genes.
(c) McDonald's "McPidgin sandwich."
(d) Poachers.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Longshanks say is wrong with all the scientists who support the theory of Evolution?

2. What is the other name for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism?

3. If witches do exist in the 21st century, why does Henderson say may be the reason they are not much of an issue?

4. What does Henderson say caused the extinction of the dodo bird?

5. What does the Christian Communion-taker eat?

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