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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. According to Henderson, Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is the only religion supported by what?
(a) SuperScience.
(b) A carbohydrate-based deity.
(c) Enthusiastic scientists.
(d) Hard science.

2. What are the Flying Spaghetti Monster's meatballs made of in the FSM Simulacrum?
(a) Brown pipe cleaners.
(b) Brown clay.
(c) Brown fluff balls.
(d) Brown putty.

3. The "major new fund raising campaign" Henderson mentions involves which two elements?
(a) Invisible ink and Bingo.
(b) Time-travel and the lottery.
(c) The lottery and invisible ink.
(d) Time-travel and Bingo.

4. Why do Pastafarians tend to be secretive?
(a) They have been threatened with violence.
(b) Most people do not take them seriously.
(c) They are being persecuted by Hari Krishnas.
(d) Many people claim that their beliefs are unsubstantiated.

5. What does Henderson say will provide money to support the Flying Spaghetti Monster's church?
(a) Blood money.
(b) Unsolicited donations.
(c) Blackmail money.
(d) Ransoms.

6. What point can Intelligent Design proponents and Pastafarians agree upon?
(a) There is a God.
(b) Pasta is delicious.
(c) Alternate theories should be taught in schools.
(d) Pirates are God's chosen people.

7. Who does Henderson say is known as "The Original Renaissance Man?"
(a) Leonardo Da Vinci.
(b) John Scopes.
(c) Charles Darwin.
(d) Giordano Bruno.

8. "Freeloaders" are allowed on the Pastafarians' Pirate ship. but what may they not touch?
(a) The rigging.
(b) The mast.
(c) The captain's wheel.
(d) The cannons.

9. What effect does grog NOT have on its consumers?
(a) It loosens the tongue.
(b) It opens the mind.
(c) It frees one's inhibitions.
(d) It frees the soul.

10. What is the main component in the Flying Spaghetti Monster Simulacrum?
(a) Spray paint.
(b) Rubber bands.
(c) Pipe cleaners.
(d) Glue.

11. What was the "Noodly power cast down to Earth" described by Benjamin Franklin?
(a) Rain.
(b) Tornadoes.
(c) Static cling.
(d) Electricity.

12. What holiday is marked by the Passing of the Eye Patch ritual?
(a) Pastover.
(b) Friday.
(c) Ramendan.
(d) Holiday.

13. What does Henderson say is really behind the John Scopes trial?
(a) The NRA.
(b) The ACLU.
(c) The MADD.
(d) The NAACP.

14. Why must Pastafarianism be taught only by someone wearing "full pirate regalia?"
(a) It is disrespectful not to do so.
(b) Pirate clothing is awesome.
(c) Pirate clothing gets the teacher in the right mindset.
(d) The Flying Spaghetti Monster does not like non-Pirates.

15. Who was Aristotle's pupil?
(a) Cleopatra.
(b) Plato.
(c) Alexander the Great.
(d) Marc Antony.

Short Answer Questions

1. What group of people does Henderson say will likely not be open to converting to Pastafarianism?

2. What holiday to Pastafarians celebrate by eating only Ramen noodles?

3. What does the Flying Spaghetti Monster reiterate to Einstein in the photo included in "Key Moments in Pastafarian History?"

4. What is the only day Pastafarians do not spread the word of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

5. What holiday celebrates the time the Flying Spaghetti Monster first began touching humans with his Noodly Appendage?

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