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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why did the Flying Spaghetti Monster create the moon?
(a) He had light left over from the sun.
(b) He thought it would look nice.
(c) It was the FSM's discarded first attempt at creating the sun.
(d) The night was too dark.

2. Who is Dolly the cloned sheep named after?
(a) Dolly from "Family Circus."
(b) Dolly Levi.
(c) Dolly Parton.
(d) Dolly Madison.

3. What holiday celebrates the time the Flying Spaghetti Monster first began touching humans with his Noodly Appendage?
(a) Friday.
(b) Pastover.
(c) Holiday.
(d) Ramendan.

4. The Flying Spaghetti Monster urges Douglas MacArthur to accept the surrender of what country?
(a) Germany.
(b) Croatia.
(c) Japan.
(d) Greece.

5. What organization should receive copies of all documentation of Pastafarian persecution?
(a) The NFL.
(b) The NRA.
(c) The NAACP.
(d) The ACLU.

6. What holiday honors the era when Pirates freely roamed the Earth?
(a) Holiday.
(b) Halloween.
(c) Friday.
(d) Ramendan.

7. What is the Flying Spaghetti Monster's alternate term for the word "night?"
(a) "Dark Time."
(b) "Bed Time."
(c) "Sleep Time."
(d) "Prime Time."

8. "The Case for the Church of the Immaculate Induction" seeks to inject what into religion?
(a) A respect for Pirates.
(b) Mathematical essence.
(c) A sense of humor.
(d) An awe for physics.

9. What type of flour is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of?
(a) Semolina.
(b) Buckwheat.
(c) Rice.
(d) No one knows.

10. What may throw off a Pastafarian's depth perception?
(a) A pegleg.
(b) An eye patch.
(c) A vision of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
(d) Abstaining from carbohydrates.

11. What group is "the most dogmatic of all" Christians?
(a) "Catholics."
(b) "Presbyterians."
(c) "Born Agains."
(d) "Moderates."

12. How many people believe in Pastafarianism?
(a) More than a billion.
(b) More than six million.
(c) More than thirty million.
(d) More than ten million.

13. What is NOT a supply needed to make a Pirate-fish stencil?
(a) Thin cardboard.
(b) Glue.
(c) Tape.
(d) Spray paint.

14. Why must Pastafarianism be taught only by someone wearing "full pirate regalia?"
(a) The Flying Spaghetti Monster does not like non-Pirates.
(b) Pirate clothing gets the teacher in the right mindset.
(c) Pirate clothing is awesome.
(d) It is disrespectful not to do so.

15. What was Giordano Bruno's original name?
(a) Phillip.
(b) Dante.
(c) Fillipo.
(d) Lucca.

Short Answer Questions

1. What structure is described as being "complex and noodlelike?"

2. What are the Flying Spaghetti Monster's meatballs made of in the FSM Simulacrum?

3. According to Henderson, Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is the only religion supported by what?

4. What is wrong with the beer in Pastafarian hell?

5. How many rubber bands does one need to make the Flying Spaghetti Monster Simulacrum?

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