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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is scrapple made of?
(a) Cow hooves and apples.
(b) Apples and sawdust.
(c) Pig snouts and sawdust.
(d) Pig snouts and apples.

2. What group of people does Henderson say will likely not be open to converting to Pastafarianism?
(a) Scientologists.
(b) Christians.
(c) Athiests.
(d) Jains.

3. What does the Flying Spaghetti Monster reiterate to Einstein in the photo included in "Key Moments in Pastafarian History?"
(a) That E does indeed equal MC squared.
(b) That he is doing a good job as a public speaker.
(c) That the theory of relativity is correct.
(d) That he does not play dice with the universe.

4. What group of Christians "should be avoided at all costs?"
(a) Christian athletes.
(b) Moderate Christians.
(c) Born Agains.
(d) Pastors.

5. The Flying Spaghetti Monster urges Douglas MacArthur to accept the surrender of what country?
(a) Japan.
(b) Germany.
(c) Croatia.
(d) Greece.

6. What should one do with their completed Pirate-fish stencil?
(a) Give it to a non-believer.
(b) Spread the word in interesting places.
(c) Vandalize science classrooms.
(d) Tag Intelligent Design textbooks.

7. What does Henderson tell Pastafarians to do if they are not allowed to practice their religion freely?
(a) Stage a protest.
(b) Write a letter.
(c) Tag buildings with Pirate-fish stencils.
(d) Sulk.

8. What is the least commercial Pastafarian holiday?
(a) Pastover.
(b) Ramendan.
(c) Halloween.
(d) Holida.

9. According to Susan Johnson, Ph.D., what do the Flying Spaghetti Monster's meatballs symbolize?
(a) Mars and Mercury.
(b) The eyes of the sun goddess.
(c) The breasts of the Mother Goddess.
(d) The sun and the moon.

10. What is the only day Pastafarians do not spread the word of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
(a) Thursday.
(b) Sunday.
(c) Friday.
(d) Monday.

11. What is the main component in the Flying Spaghetti Monster Simulacrum?
(a) Glue.
(b) Rubber bands.
(c) Spray paint.
(d) Pipe cleaners.

12. What was Giordano Bruno's original name?
(a) Fillipo.
(b) Phillip.
(c) Lucca.
(d) Dante.

13. What title is given to Henderson both at the beginning and the end of the book?
(a) Prophet.
(b) Reverend.
(c) Pastor.
(d) Priest.

14. Fill in the blank: "When in doubt, ______!!"
(a) Work it out.
(b) Pillage.
(c) Arrrrrgh!
(d) Plunder.

15. What was the Big Bang?
(a) The Flying Spaghetti Monster stomping on a cockroach.
(b) The Flying Spaghetti Monster slamming the door.
(c) The Flying Spaghetti Monster falling out of bed.
(d) The Flying Spaghetti Monster shooting off fireworks.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who does Henderson say is known as "The Original Renaissance Man?"

2. What organization should receive copies of all documentation of Pastafarian persecution?

3. Henderson says that Leonardo Da Vinci invented what video game?

4. What effect does grog NOT have on its consumers?

5. Henderson says his fund raising is not as unethical as that of what group?

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