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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why do Pastafarians tend to be secretive?
(a) Many people claim that their beliefs are unsubstantiated.
(b) Most people do not take them seriously.
(c) They have been threatened with violence.
(d) They are being persecuted by Hari Krishnas.

2. How long should potential converts try Pastafarianism before converting?
(a) Six months.
(b) 90 days.
(c) 30 days.
(d) 60 days.

3. In the Flying Spaghetti Monster Simulacrum, what are the cut rubber bands tied to?
(a) A pencil.
(b) A Pirate-fish stencil.
(c) A piece of cardboard.
(d) An uncut rubber band.

4. What is the least commercial Pastafarian holiday?
(a) Holida.
(b) Halloween.
(c) Pastover.
(d) Ramendan.

5. What are the Flying Spaghetti Monster's meatballs made of in the FSM Simulacrum?
(a) Brown clay.
(b) Brown fluff balls.
(c) Brown pipe cleaners.
(d) Brown putty.

6. In "Fund-Raising," what is not required by the Flying Spaghetti Monster church?
(a) Communion.
(b) Community Service.
(c) Tithing.
(d) Sacrifices.

7. Who does Henderson say is known as "The Original Renaissance Man?"
(a) John Scopes.
(b) Charles Darwin.
(c) Leonardo Da Vinci.
(d) Giordano Bruno.

8. What holiday falls on September 19th every year?
(a) Ramendan.
(b) International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
(c) Halloween.
(d) Holiday.

9. According to Susan Johnson, Ph.D., what do the Flying Spaghetti Monster's meatballs symbolize?
(a) The eyes of the sun goddess.
(b) The sun and the moon.
(c) The breasts of the Mother Goddess.
(d) Mars and Mercury.

10. What is the purpose of the Enlightenment Institute?
(a) Proving the superiority of Pirates.
(b) Proving the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
(c) Proving the theory of Intelligent Design.
(d) Proving the theory of Evolution.

11. What group of Christians "should be avoided at all costs?"
(a) Born Agains.
(b) Pastors.
(c) Moderate Christians.
(d) Christian athletes.

12. What does Henderson say all great Pirates possess?
(a) A beard.
(b) An eyepatch.
(c) A barrel of rum.
(d) A band of marauders.

13. Fill in the blank: "When in doubt, ______!!"
(a) Work it out.
(b) Plunder.
(c) Arrrrrgh!
(d) Pillage.

14. How did the midget in the Olive Garden of Eden break his tooth?
(a) He fell down.
(b) He bit down on an olive pit.
(c) Eve hit him in the mouth.
(d) He got in a fight with the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

15. How many people believe in Pastafarianism?
(a) More than a billion.
(b) More than ten million.
(c) More than six million.
(d) More than thirty million.

Short Answer Questions

1. "The Case for the Church of the Immaculate Induction" seeks to inject what into religion?

2. Henderson says his fund raising is not as unethical as that of what group?

3. Why does Henderson say there are so many inaccuracies and contradictions in Pastafarianism.

4. In the pamphlet, what scientific process does Henderson say is manipulated by the Flying Spaghetti Monster's Noodly Appendage?

5. What is "the true goal of any Pirate worth his weight in dubloons?"

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