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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why did the Flying Spaghetti Monster create the moon?
(a) He thought it would look nice.
(b) The night was too dark.
(c) It was the FSM's discarded first attempt at creating the sun.
(d) He had light left over from the sun.

2. What holiday celebrates the time the Flying Spaghetti Monster first began touching humans with his Noodly Appendage?
(a) Ramendan.
(b) Friday.
(c) Holiday.
(d) Pastover.

3. Henderson says his fund raising is not as unethical as that of what group?
(a) Beggars.
(b) Hari Krishnas.
(c) Christian televangelists.
(d) Girl Scout troops.

4. What does Henderson say all great Pirates possess?
(a) A barrel of rum.
(b) An eyepatch.
(c) A beard.
(d) A band of marauders.

5. What is wrong with the strippers in Pastafarian hell?
(a) They have venereal diseases.
(b) They are terrible dancers.
(c) They are all ugly.
(d) They are expensive.

6. According to Henderson, why might the Flying Spaghetti Monster have interfered with aboriginal hunters?
(a) To teach them to make boomerangs.
(b) To get them to eat more pasta.
(c) The FSM is fond of kangaroos.
(d) To save them from predators.

7. What theory says that all matter is made of "little noodlelike strings?"
(a) The theory of black holes.
(b) The theory of relativity.
(c) String theory.
(d) Gravity.

8. Why do Pastafarians tend to be secretive?
(a) Most people do not take them seriously.
(b) They are being persecuted by Hari Krishnas.
(c) They have been threatened with violence.
(d) Many people claim that their beliefs are unsubstantiated.

9. What effect does grog NOT have on its consumers?
(a) It loosens the tongue.
(b) It frees the soul.
(c) It opens the mind.
(d) It frees one's inhibitions.

10. The "major new fund raising campaign" Henderson mentions involves which two elements?
(a) The lottery and invisible ink.
(b) Time-travel and the lottery.
(c) Time-travel and Bingo.
(d) Invisible ink and Bingo.

11. What group of Christians "should be avoided at all costs?"
(a) Christian athletes.
(b) Pastors.
(c) Born Agains.
(d) Moderate Christians.

12. What is wrong with the beer in Pastafarian hell?
(a) It is stale.
(b) It is light beer.
(c) It is bitter.
(d) It is warm.

13. What is the official religion of Japan?
(a) Buddhism.
(b) Taoism.
(c) Shintoism.
(d) Confucianism

14. What does the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster NOT sell to raise money?
(a) T-shirts.
(b) Coffee mugs.
(c) Flying Spaghetti Monster Simulacrums.
(d) Bumper stickers.

15. What group of people does Henderson say will likely not be open to converting to Pastafarianism?
(a) Christians.
(b) Athiests.
(c) Jains.
(d) Scientologists.

Short Answer Questions

1. According to Henderson, Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is the only religion supported by what?

2. In the pamphlet, what scientific process does Henderson say is manipulated by the Flying Spaghetti Monster's Noodly Appendage?

3. How long should potential converts try Pastafarianism before converting?

4. Henderson says that Leonardo Da Vinci invented what video game?

5. Who was Aristotle's pupil?

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