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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Henderson says that Leonardo Da Vinci invented what video game?
(a) Dead Space.
(b) Call of Duty.
(c) Halo.
(d) Zelda.

2. In the Flying Spaghetti Monster Simulacrum, what are the cut rubber bands tied to?
(a) A Pirate-fish stencil.
(b) A piece of cardboard.
(c) A pencil.
(d) An uncut rubber band.

3. Why does Henderson say there are so many inaccuracies and contradictions in Pastafarianism.
(a) Because the Flying Spaghetti Monster is careless.
(b) To test believers' faith.
(c) The Pirates drank too much grog while writing the Scriptures.
(d) To see if people are paying attention.

4. What structure is described as being "complex and noodlelike?"
(a) Spirogyra.
(b) The human heart.
(c) The nervous system.
(d) Bacteria flagella.

5. The Flying Spaghetti Monster urges Douglas MacArthur to accept the surrender of what country?
(a) Japan.
(b) Greece.
(c) Germany.
(d) Croatia.

6. What holiday honors the era when Pirates freely roamed the Earth?
(a) Halloween.
(b) Friday.
(c) Ramendan.
(d) Holiday.

7. How many people believe in Pastafarianism?
(a) More than ten million.
(b) More than thirty million.
(c) More than a billion.
(d) More than six million.

8. What is "the true goal of any Pirate worth his weight in dubloons?"
(a) To have a wench.
(b) To wear a pegleg.
(c) To have an eyepatch.
(d) To have a ship.

9. What is the Flying Spaghetti Monster's alternate term for the word "night?"
(a) "Prime Time."
(b) "Sleep Time."
(c) "Dark Time."
(d) "Bed Time."

10. How did the midget in the Olive Garden of Eden break his tooth?
(a) He bit down on an olive pit.
(b) He fell down.
(c) He got in a fight with the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
(d) Eve hit him in the mouth.

11. What effect does grog NOT have on its consumers?
(a) It opens the mind.
(b) It frees one's inhibitions.
(c) It loosens the tongue.
(d) It frees the soul.

12. "The Case for the Church of the Immaculate Induction" seeks to inject what into religion?
(a) A respect for Pirates.
(b) An awe for physics.
(c) A sense of humor.
(d) Mathematical essence.

13. In James Blackburn, Ph.D.'s note, what does EGO stand for?
(a) Equally Gory Onslaughts.
(b) Egotistically Grand Outfits.
(c) Equally Goofy Observations.
(d) Efficiently Good Options.

14. Henderson says his fund raising is not as unethical as that of what group?
(a) Christian televangelists.
(b) Beggars.
(c) Girl Scout troops.
(d) Hari Krishnas.

15. What does the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster NOT sell to raise money?
(a) Coffee mugs.
(b) T-shirts.
(c) Flying Spaghetti Monster Simulacrums.
(d) Bumper stickers.

Short Answer Questions

1. Fill in the blank: "Pastafarians don't rest on their ______."

2. What is NOT a supply needed to make a Pirate-fish stencil?

3. What man-made object can be seen from space and is suspected to be a tribute to the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

4. Why must Pastafarianism be taught only by someone wearing "full pirate regalia?"

5. What is the official religion of Japan?

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