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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is the only day Pastafarians do not spread the word of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
(a) Thursday.
(b) Monday.
(c) Sunday.
(d) Friday.

2. What is the official religion of Japan?
(a) Shintoism.
(b) Buddhism.
(c) Taoism.
(d) Confucianism

3. What may throw off a Pastafarian's depth perception?
(a) Abstaining from carbohydrates.
(b) A pegleg.
(c) An eye patch.
(d) A vision of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

4. The Flying Spaghetti Monster urges Douglas MacArthur to accept the surrender of what country?
(a) Japan.
(b) Greece.
(c) Germany.
(d) Croatia.

5. What does Henderson say is really behind the John Scopes trial?
(a) The NAACP.
(b) The ACLU.
(c) The MADD.
(d) The NRA.

6. What holiday celebrates the time the Flying Spaghetti Monster first began touching humans with his Noodly Appendage?
(a) Ramendan.
(b) Friday.
(c) Pastover.
(d) Holiday.

7. In the Flying Spaghetti Monster Simulacrum, what are the cut rubber bands tied to?
(a) A pencil.
(b) A Pirate-fish stencil.
(c) A piece of cardboard.
(d) An uncut rubber band.

8. What holiday honors the era when Pirates freely roamed the Earth?
(a) Friday.
(b) Ramendan.
(c) Halloween.
(d) Holiday.

9. According to Susan Johnson, Ph.D., what do the Flying Spaghetti Monster's meatballs symbolize?
(a) Mars and Mercury.
(b) The sun and the moon.
(c) The eyes of the sun goddess.
(d) The breasts of the Mother Goddess.

10. "Freeloaders" are allowed on the Pastafarians' Pirate ship. but what may they not touch?
(a) The mast.
(b) The cannons.
(c) The rigging.
(d) The captain's wheel.

11. What type of flour is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of?
(a) No one knows.
(b) Semolina.
(c) Buckwheat.
(d) Rice.

12. Fill in the blank: "When in doubt, ______!!"
(a) Arrrrrgh!
(b) Work it out.
(c) Pillage.
(d) Plunder.

13. What was the "Noodly power cast down to Earth" described by Benjamin Franklin?
(a) Electricity.
(b) Tornadoes.
(c) Static cling.
(d) Rain.

14. What structure is described as being "complex and noodlelike?"
(a) The nervous system.
(b) Bacteria flagella.
(c) The human heart.
(d) Spirogyra.

15. What does Henderson say all great Pirates possess?
(a) A beard.
(b) A barrel of rum.
(c) An eyepatch.
(d) A band of marauders.

Short Answer Questions

1. What effect does grog NOT have on its consumers?

2. Who is Dolly the cloned sheep named after?

3. Why did the Flying Spaghetti Monster create land?

4. In "Fund-Raising," what is not required by the Flying Spaghetti Monster church?

5. How many rubber bands does one need to make the Flying Spaghetti Monster Simulacrum?

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