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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What are the Flying Spaghetti Monster's meatballs made of in the FSM Simulacrum?
(a) Brown fluff balls.
(b) Brown pipe cleaners.
(c) Brown clay.
(d) Brown putty.

2. What holiday celebrates the time the Flying Spaghetti Monster first began touching humans with his Noodly Appendage?
(a) Friday.
(b) Ramendan.
(c) Holiday.
(d) Pastover.

3. Henderson says that Leonardo Da Vinci invented what video game?
(a) Dead Space.
(b) Halo.
(c) Call of Duty.
(d) Zelda.

4. What was the "Noodly power cast down to Earth" described by Benjamin Franklin?
(a) Tornadoes.
(b) Electricity.
(c) Rain.
(d) Static cling.

5. The "major new fund raising campaign" Henderson mentions involves which two elements?
(a) Time-travel and Bingo.
(b) Invisible ink and Bingo.
(c) The lottery and invisible ink.
(d) Time-travel and the lottery.

6. In James Blackburn, Ph.D.'s note, what does EGO stand for?
(a) Equally Goofy Observations.
(b) Efficiently Good Options.
(c) Egotistically Grand Outfits.
(d) Equally Gory Onslaughts.

7. What does Henderson say "go together like spaghetti and spaghetti sauce?"
(a) Pirates and ships.
(b) Gold coins and chests.
(c) Pirates and wenches.
(d) Pirates and parrots.

8. In the pamphlet, what scientific process does Henderson say is manipulated by the Flying Spaghetti Monster's Noodly Appendage?
(a) Taking X-rays.
(b) Nuclear fission.
(c) Carbon dating.
(d) Photosynthesis.

9. Why do Pastafarians tend to be secretive?
(a) Most people do not take them seriously.
(b) Many people claim that their beliefs are unsubstantiated.
(c) They are being persecuted by Hari Krishnas.
(d) They have been threatened with violence.

10. "The Case for the Church of the Immaculate Induction" seeks to inject what into religion?
(a) An awe for physics.
(b) A respect for Pirates.
(c) Mathematical essence.
(d) A sense of humor.

11. What organization should receive copies of all documentation of Pastafarian persecution?
(a) The NRA.
(b) The NAACP.
(c) The ACLU.
(d) The NFL.

12. What effect does grog NOT have on its consumers?
(a) It frees one's inhibitions.
(b) It opens the mind.
(c) It frees the soul.
(d) It loosens the tongue.

13. What was Giordano Bruno's original name?
(a) Dante.
(b) Lucca.
(c) Phillip.
(d) Fillipo.

14. What point can Intelligent Design proponents and Pastafarians agree upon?
(a) Alternate theories should be taught in schools.
(b) Pasta is delicious.
(c) There is a God.
(d) Pirates are God's chosen people.

15. What is the only day Pastafarians do not spread the word of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
(a) Monday.
(b) Sunday.
(c) Friday.
(d) Thursday.

Short Answer Questions

1. According to Henderson, why might the Flying Spaghetti Monster have interfered with aboriginal hunters?

2. Who was Aristotle's pupil?

3. What holiday honors the era when Pirates freely roamed the Earth?

4. How many people believe in Pastafarianism?

5. Who does Henderson say is known as "The Original Renaissance Man?"

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