2. What was the Big Bang?
(a) The Flying Spaghetti Monster stomping on a cockroach.
(b) The Flying Spaghetti Monster slamming the door.
(c) The Flying Spaghetti Monster shooting off fireworks.
(d) The Flying Spaghetti Monster falling out of bed.

3. What is the only day Pastafarians do not spread the word of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
(a) Thursday.
(b) Monday.
(c) Friday.
(d) Sunday.

4. Henderson says his fund raising is not as unethical as that of what group?
(a) Christian televangelists.
(b) Beggars.
(c) Hari Krishnas.
(d) Girl Scout troops.

5. The "major new fund raising campaign" Henderson mentions involves which two elements?
(a) The lottery and invisible ink.
(b) Time-travel and Bingo.
(c) Time-travel and the lottery.
(d) Invisible ink and Bingo.

6. When is a parrot -- or parrot substitute -- useful to a Pirate?
(a) If he gets bored.
(b) If he gets lonely.
(c) If he forgets what he just said.
(d) If he wants to share his crackers.

7. "Freeloaders" are allowed on the Pastafarians' Pirate ship. but what may they not touch?
(a) The rigging.
(b) The cannons.
(c) The mast.
(d) The captain's wheel.

8. Why did the Flying Spaghetti Monster create land?
(a) He was tired and could not tread water very long.
(b) So he could sit somewhere and think.
(c) He was bored.
(d) It was an accident.

9. Why did the Flying Spaghetti Monster create the moon?
(a) He had light left over from the sun.
(b) The night was too dark.
(c) It was the FSM's discarded first attempt at creating the sun.
(d) He thought it would look nice.

10. What type of flour is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of?
(a) Rice.
(b) Buckwheat.
(c) Semolina.
(d) No one knows.

11. What holiday to Pastafarians celebrate by eating only Ramen noodles?
(a) Holiday.
(b) Friday.
(c) Pastover.
(d) Ramendan.

12. What effect does grog NOT have on its consumers?
(a) It frees one's inhibitions.
(b) It opens the mind.
(c) It frees the soul.
(d) It loosens the tongue.

13. What holiday celebrates the time the Flying Spaghetti Monster first began touching humans with his Noodly Appendage?
(a) Holiday.
(b) Friday.
(c) Ramendan.
(d) Pastover.

14. What point can Intelligent Design proponents and Pastafarians agree upon?
(a) Alternate theories should be taught in schools.
(b) Pirates are God's chosen people.
(c) Pasta is delicious.
(d) There is a God.

15. In James Blackburn, Ph.D.'s note, what does EGO stand for?
(a) Equally Goofy Observations.
(b) Equally Gory Onslaughts.
(c) Egotistically Grand Outfits.
(d) Efficiently Good Options.