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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How many people believe in Pastafarianism?
(a) More than a billion.
(b) More than six million.
(c) More than ten million.
(d) More than thirty million.

2. What type of flour is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of?
(a) Buckwheat.
(b) Semolina.
(c) Rice.
(d) No one knows.

3. What is the main component in the Flying Spaghetti Monster Simulacrum?
(a) Glue.
(b) Spray paint.
(c) Rubber bands.
(d) Pipe cleaners.

4. What does the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster NOT sell to raise money?
(a) Flying Spaghetti Monster Simulacrums.
(b) Coffee mugs.
(c) Bumper stickers.
(d) T-shirts.

5. How did the midget in the Olive Garden of Eden break his tooth?
(a) Eve hit him in the mouth.
(b) He got in a fight with the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
(c) He bit down on an olive pit.
(d) He fell down.

6. What does Henderson say "go together like spaghetti and spaghetti sauce?"
(a) Pirates and wenches.
(b) Pirates and ships.
(c) Pirates and parrots.
(d) Gold coins and chests.

7. How many rubber bands does one need to make the Flying Spaghetti Monster Simulacrum?
(a) About 200.
(b) About 100.
(c) About 50.
(d) About 10.

8. Why did the Flying Spaghetti Monster create land?
(a) It was an accident.
(b) He was tired and could not tread water very long.
(c) So he could sit somewhere and think.
(d) He was bored.

9. "Freeloaders" are allowed on the Pastafarians' Pirate ship. but what may they not touch?
(a) The rigging.
(b) The cannons.
(c) The captain's wheel.
(d) The mast.

10. When is a parrot -- or parrot substitute -- useful to a Pirate?
(a) If he gets bored.
(b) If he wants to share his crackers.
(c) If he gets lonely.
(d) If he forgets what he just said.

11. In the Flying Spaghetti Monster Simulacrum, what are the cut rubber bands tied to?
(a) A pencil.
(b) A Pirate-fish stencil.
(c) An uncut rubber band.
(d) A piece of cardboard.

12. What does Henderson say will provide money to support the Flying Spaghetti Monster's church?
(a) Unsolicited donations.
(b) Blood money.
(c) Blackmail money.
(d) Ransoms.

13. Why do Pastafarians tend to be secretive?
(a) Many people claim that their beliefs are unsubstantiated.
(b) Most people do not take them seriously.
(c) They are being persecuted by Hari Krishnas.
(d) They have been threatened with violence.

14. What holiday is marked by the Passing of the Eye Patch ritual?
(a) Friday.
(b) Ramendan.
(c) Holiday.
(d) Pastover.

15. What holiday does Henderson say affects the climate?
(a) Easter.
(b) Halloween.
(c) St. Patrick's Day.
(d) Christmas.

Short Answer Questions

1. What holiday celebrates the time the Flying Spaghetti Monster first began touching humans with his Noodly Appendage?

2. Henderson says his fund raising is not as unethical as that of what group?

3. What group of Christians "should be avoided at all costs?"

4. What is wrong with the strippers in Pastafarian hell?

5. In James Blackburn, Ph.D.'s note, what does EGO stand for?

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