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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. In the Flying Spaghetti Monster Simulacrum, what are the cut rubber bands tied to?
(a) A piece of cardboard.
(b) An uncut rubber band.
(c) A pencil.
(d) A Pirate-fish stencil.

2. What does Henderson say will provide money to support the Flying Spaghetti Monster's church?
(a) Unsolicited donations.
(b) Blood money.
(c) Blackmail money.
(d) Ransoms.

3. What should one do with their completed Pirate-fish stencil?
(a) Give it to a non-believer.
(b) Tag Intelligent Design textbooks.
(c) Vandalize science classrooms.
(d) Spread the word in interesting places.

4. Who was Aristotle's pupil?
(a) Marc Antony.
(b) Alexander the Great.
(c) Cleopatra.
(d) Plato.

5. What holiday honors the era when Pirates freely roamed the Earth?
(a) Holiday.
(b) Halloween.
(c) Friday.
(d) Ramendan.

6. Why was the Flying Spaghetti Monster left out of the portrait of the signing of the American Constitution?
(a) To keep church and state separate.
(b) He did not actually sign the Constitution.
(c) He was invisible.
(d) The artist did not know how to paint him.

7. What is scrapple made of?
(a) Pig snouts and sawdust.
(b) Cow hooves and apples.
(c) Apples and sawdust.
(d) Pig snouts and apples.

8. What was the "Noodly power cast down to Earth" described by Benjamin Franklin?
(a) Tornadoes.
(b) Electricity.
(c) Static cling.
(d) Rain.

9. What does the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster NOT sell to raise money?
(a) Bumper stickers.
(b) Flying Spaghetti Monster Simulacrums.
(c) Coffee mugs.
(d) T-shirts.

10. What holiday celebrates the time the Flying Spaghetti Monster first began touching humans with his Noodly Appendage?
(a) Pastover.
(b) Holiday.
(c) Ramendan.
(d) Friday.

11. What is the least commercial Pastafarian holiday?
(a) Ramendan.
(b) Holida.
(c) Halloween.
(d) Pastover.

12. What is the official religion of Japan?
(a) Buddhism.
(b) Shintoism.
(c) Confucianism
(d) Taoism.

13. What is wrong with the strippers in Pastafarian hell?
(a) They are all ugly.
(b) They are terrible dancers.
(c) They have venereal diseases.
(d) They are expensive.

14. Fill in the blank: "Pastafarians don't rest on their ______."
(a) Laurels.
(b) Pasta.
(c) Bums.
(d) Oak trees.

15. How many rubber bands does one need to make the Flying Spaghetti Monster Simulacrum?
(a) About 10.
(b) About 200.
(c) About 100.
(d) About 50.

Short Answer Questions

1. Why did the Flying Spaghetti Monster create the moon?

2. In the pamphlet, what scientific process does Henderson say is manipulated by the Flying Spaghetti Monster's Noodly Appendage?

3. What title is given to Henderson both at the beginning and the end of the book?

4. What is the Flying Spaghetti Monster's alternate term for the word "night?"

5. According to Henderson, Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is the only religion supported by what?

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