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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How many people believe in Pastafarianism?
(a) More than thirty million.
(b) More than a billion.
(c) More than six million.
(d) More than ten million.

2. How long should potential converts try Pastafarianism before converting?
(a) 30 days.
(b) 60 days.
(c) Six months.
(d) 90 days.

3. What title is given to Henderson both at the beginning and the end of the book?
(a) Pastor.
(b) Reverend.
(c) Prophet.
(d) Priest.

4. What holiday celebrates the time the Flying Spaghetti Monster first began touching humans with his Noodly Appendage?
(a) Pastover.
(b) Holiday.
(c) Friday.
(d) Ramendan.

5. What group of people does Henderson say will likely not be open to converting to Pastafarianism?
(a) Christians.
(b) Athiests.
(c) Scientologists.
(d) Jains.

6. What does Henderson say is really behind the John Scopes trial?
(a) The ACLU.
(b) The NAACP.
(c) The MADD.
(d) The NRA.

7. What is the official religion of Japan?
(a) Confucianism
(b) Buddhism.
(c) Shintoism.
(d) Taoism.

8. Why did the Flying Spaghetti Monster create land?
(a) So he could sit somewhere and think.
(b) It was an accident.
(c) He was bored.
(d) He was tired and could not tread water very long.

9. What holiday is marked by the Passing of the Eye Patch ritual?
(a) Friday.
(b) Holiday.
(c) Ramendan.
(d) Pastover.

10. What is NOT a supply needed to make a Pirate-fish stencil?
(a) Tape.
(b) Glue.
(c) Thin cardboard.
(d) Spray paint.

11. What does the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster NOT sell to raise money?
(a) Coffee mugs.
(b) Flying Spaghetti Monster Simulacrums.
(c) T-shirts.
(d) Bumper stickers.

12. What group is "the most dogmatic of all" Christians?
(a) "Catholics."
(b) "Moderates."
(c) "Born Agains."
(d) "Presbyterians."

13. In "Fund-Raising," what is not required by the Flying Spaghetti Monster church?
(a) Communion.
(b) Community Service.
(c) Sacrifices.
(d) Tithing.

14. The "major new fund raising campaign" Henderson mentions involves which two elements?
(a) Time-travel and Bingo.
(b) Time-travel and the lottery.
(c) The lottery and invisible ink.
(d) Invisible ink and Bingo.

15. What should one do with their completed Pirate-fish stencil?
(a) Give it to a non-believer.
(b) Spread the word in interesting places.
(c) Tag Intelligent Design textbooks.
(d) Vandalize science classrooms.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Henderson say "go together like spaghetti and spaghetti sauce?"

2. What is the least commercial Pastafarian holiday?

3. What does Henderson tell Pastafarians to do if they are not allowed to practice their religion freely?

4. Fill in the blank: "When in doubt, ______!!"

5. What group of Christians "should be avoided at all costs?"

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