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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What point can Intelligent Design proponents and Pastafarians agree upon?
(a) Pasta is delicious.
(b) Pirates are God's chosen people.
(c) Alternate theories should be taught in schools.
(d) There is a God.

2. What does Henderson say all great Pirates possess?
(a) A beard.
(b) A barrel of rum.
(c) A band of marauders.
(d) An eyepatch.

3. What holiday celebrates the time the Flying Spaghetti Monster first began touching humans with his Noodly Appendage?
(a) Ramendan.
(b) Pastover.
(c) Friday.
(d) Holiday.

4. What does Henderson say will provide money to support the Flying Spaghetti Monster's church?
(a) Blood money.
(b) Unsolicited donations.
(c) Ransoms.
(d) Blackmail money.

5. What does Henderson say "go together like spaghetti and spaghetti sauce?"
(a) Pirates and parrots.
(b) Gold coins and chests.
(c) Pirates and wenches.
(d) Pirates and ships.

6. What group is "the most dogmatic of all" Christians?
(a) "Presbyterians."
(b) "Born Agains."
(c) "Moderates."
(d) "Catholics."

7. What is the Flying Spaghetti Monster's alternate term for the word "night?"
(a) "Bed Time."
(b) "Sleep Time."
(c) "Prime Time."
(d) "Dark Time."

8. What is the purpose of the Enlightenment Institute?
(a) Proving the theory of Intelligent Design.
(b) Proving the theory of Evolution.
(c) Proving the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
(d) Proving the superiority of Pirates.

9. What is "the true goal of any Pirate worth his weight in dubloons?"
(a) To have an eyepatch.
(b) To have a ship.
(c) To have a wench.
(d) To wear a pegleg.

10. What man-made object can be seen from space and is suspected to be a tribute to the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
(a) Ankgor Wat.
(b) The Colosseum.
(c) The Taj Mahal.
(d) The Great Wall of China.

11. According to Henderson, Flying Spaghetti Monsterism is the only religion supported by what?
(a) Hard science.
(b) A carbohydrate-based deity.
(c) SuperScience.
(d) Enthusiastic scientists.

12. Henderson says his fund raising is not as unethical as that of what group?
(a) Beggars.
(b) Christian televangelists.
(c) Hari Krishnas.
(d) Girl Scout troops.

13. What is NOT a supply needed to make a Pirate-fish stencil?
(a) Spray paint.
(b) Tape.
(c) Glue.
(d) Thin cardboard.

14. The Flying Spaghetti Monster urges Douglas MacArthur to accept the surrender of what country?
(a) Greece.
(b) Croatia.
(c) Germany.
(d) Japan.

15. Fill in the blank: "Pastafarians don't rest on their ______."
(a) Bums.
(b) Pasta.
(c) Laurels.
(d) Oak trees.

Short Answer Questions

1. What should one do with their completed Pirate-fish stencil?

2. Who is Dolly the cloned sheep named after?

3. What does the Flying Spaghetti Monster reiterate to Einstein in the photo included in "Key Moments in Pastafarian History?"

4. What does Henderson say is really behind the John Scopes trial?

5. What does Henderson say about other religions?

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