2. What does Seinfeld say seems to have very active social lives?
(a) Writers
(b) Super heroes
(c) Ventriloquist dummies
(d) Comedians

3. Which of the following cars does Seinfeld talk about in this chapter?
(a) Mercedes
(b) Land Rovers
(c) Station wagon
(d) Compact car

4. What does Seinfeld believe is the uniform for all men?
(a) Track suits
(b) Pajamas
(c) Jeans and a t-shirt
(d) Suits

5. What does Seinfeld say people lock up in their lockers in the gym?
(a) Their steroids
(b) Their keys
(c) Their wallets
(d) Their dirty clothes

6. What does Seinfeld compare marriage to?
(a) Prison
(b) The mafia
(c) A dog pound
(d) The government

7. What is Seinfeld uncertain about doing during sex?
(a) Yawning
(b) Laughing
(c) Talking
(d) Coughing

8. What does Seinfeld like to pretend he is when he is talking to a friend he does not like?
(a) A counselor
(b) A comedian
(c) A social worker
(d) A talkshow host

9. Who does Seinfeld feel sorry for in the subway?
(a) The ticket seller
(b) The cleaner
(c) The token taker
(d) The train driver

10. What does Seinfeld say is like a mirage in the desert?
(a) Limos
(b) Handicap parking spaces
(c) Drinking fountains
(d) Learner drivers

11. What of the following does Seinfeld list as a small thing on a plane?
(a) Seats
(b) TV screen
(c) Delays
(d) Food

12. Why does Seinfeld find ambulance windshield stickers amusing?
(a) They are misspelled
(b) They confuse drivers
(c) They shine in the dark
(d) They are written backwards

13. Why is Seinfeld always nervous when he drives to the airport?
(a) He may have forgotten something
(b) He may miss his flight
(c) He may crash
(d) He may have to pick up a strange hitchhiker

14. What does the little man at the terminal tell people how to do?
(a) Put on a life jacket
(b) Make a connecting flight
(c) Board the plane orderly
(d) Use your cell phones safely

15. What does Seinfeld say everything in the plane is?
(a) Compact
(b) Big
(c) Flimsy
(d) Small