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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What do driving schools remove from your driving license?
(a) Dates of birth
2. What does Seinfeld say allows you a second chance?
(a) Writing a novel
(b) Your parents
(c) Filming a movie
(d) Your best friends
3. What does Seinfeld think men are afraid of?
4. Why do Seinfeld's friends presume he is gay?
(a) He has many girlfriends
(b) He drinks wine
(c) He does not like sport
(d) He is neat
5. What makes Seinfeld more nervous than flying?
(a) Waiting to take off
(b) Driving to the airport
(c) Greeting people at the other end
(d) Meeting someone he knows on the plane
6. What does Seinfeld compare divorce to?
(a) Being caught by the police
(b) Being at war
(c) Being expelled
(d) Being impeached
7. Why does Seinfeld think that all men are homophobes?
(a) They are scared
(b) They don't like themselves
(c) They are suggestible
(d) They don't understand them
8. What does Seinfeld believe is the uniform for all men?
(b) Jeans and a t-shirt
(c) Track suits
9. What are men interested in doing to their hair?
(a) Removing it
(b) Transplanting it
(c) Shaving it
(d) Growing it
10. What does Seinfeld say ruins leather jackets?
(a) Beer stains
(b) The snow
(c) Food stains
11. What does Seinfeld think is funny?
(d) His humor
12. What can a woman do to a man?
(a) Take away his freedom
(b) Suffocate him
(c) Cook for him
(d) Paralyze him
13. What does Seinfeld find scarier than any of the rides at Coney Island?
(a) A serious relationship
(b) The train ride there
(c) His parents arguing
(d) Falling ill
14. What does Seinfeld talk about a woman doing to her legs?
15. What did Seinfeld's friend just have?
(a) A baptism
(b) A birthday
(c) A baby
(d) A christening
Short Answer Questions
1. What does Seinfeld say a man is buried in when he dies?
2. What does Seinfeld believe men are like when it comes to sex?
3. What is the first section of this chapter called?
4. Where does Seinfeld think it is stupid to take your date?
5. What is the title of the first section of this chapter?
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