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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What is the first section of this chapter called?
(a) Male bonding
(b) Male fun
(c) Male lovers
(d) Male code
2. Why does Seinfeld think naked people are uncomfortable?
(a) They have no clothes to fiddle with
(b) They think they are ugly
(c) They never know where to look
(d) They are cold
3. What kind of surgery does Seinfeld say he has never had?
4. What is the second section of this chapter called?
(a) Getting the message
(b) Loving my lover
(c) Feeling myself
5. What does Seinfeld believe is the uniform for all men?
(a) Jeans and a t-shirt
(c) Track suits
6. Why does Seinfeld find ambulance windshield stickers amusing?
(a) They shine in the dark
(b) They are written backwards
(c) They confuse drivers
(d) They are misspelled
7. What does Seinfeld compare marriage to?
(a) The mafia
(b) A dog pound
(d) The government
8. What word does Seinfeld find funny?
(b) Pretty ugly
9. What are men interested in doing to their hair?
(a) Removing it
(b) Transplanting it
(c) Shaving it
(d) Growing it
10. Who does Seinfeld ask to get their priorities straight on the plane?
(a) The drunk passengers
(b) The noisy children
(c) The pilot
(d) The flight attendants
11. What does Seinfeld think all men are?
(a) Wife beaters
12. What does Seinfeld believe does not exist?
(c) Dry cleaning
(d) Nice people
13. What does Seinfeld say he is curious about?
(c) Dirty clothes
(d) Body odor
14. What does Seinfeld say he is not scared of?
15. What does Seinfeld think is the best part of being in a relationship?
(a) Having sex
(b) Having your meals cooked
(d) Being sick
Short Answer Questions
1. Which of the following is not an example of a bad gift?
2. Why is Seinfeld disappointed when someone answers the phone?
3. What does Seinfeld say a man is buried in when he dies?
4. What does Seinfeld think there should always be a rule book for?
5. What do driving schools remove from your driving license?
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