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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. Which of the following is an example of a bad gift?
(a) Beer mats
(b) Shower radio
(c) Shower cap
(d) Porn magazine
2. What is Seinfeld surprised a woman can be afraid of when she has the courage to wax her legs?
3. What does Seinfeld not find appealing?
4. What are men interested in doing to their hair?
(a) Growing it
(b) Removing it
(c) Transplanting it
(d) Shaving it
5. Why does Seinfeld believe people invented the answering machine?
(a) People always need to say something
(b) People hate to miss out
(c) People were bored
(d) People have nothing to say to each other
6. Why does Seinfeld think that all men are homophobes?
(a) They don't understand them
(b) They are suggestible
(c) They don't like themselves
(d) They are scared
7. What does Seinfeld think that people will one day show others how to save themselves from in a commercial?
(c) Heart attacks
8. What is Seinfeld uncertain about doing during sex?
9. Why does Seinfeld think that planes are sometime late?
(a) They have lost the keys
(b) They have to fix the plane
(c) They have to arrange a party in the city they are traveling to
(d) The pilot is drunk
10. What does Seinfeld think is funny?
(b) His humor
11. What does Seinfeld talk about a woman doing to her legs?
12. What is the third section of this chapter called?
(b) Loving the hard way
(c) The gift of friendship
(d) Don't ask me for anything
13. What does Seinfeld observe men often act like?
14. What kind of date does Seinfeld think should only last for a few seconds?
(a) A dinner date
(b) A blind date
(c) A foreign date
(d) An office date
15. What does Seinfeld believe women are like when it comes to sex?
Short Answer Questions
1. What does Seinfeld say men are bad at buying?
2. Why do limos confuse Seinfeld?
3. What is the first section of this chapter called?
4. What does Seinfeld think a flight attendant should never do?
5. What does Seinfeld say seems to have very active social lives?
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