|Name: _________________________||Period: ___________________|
This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What does Seinfeld hate saying?
(a) The wrong thing
(b) The right thing
(c) You fibber
(d) I love you
2. Who does Seinfeld ask to get their priorities straight on the plane?
(a) The drunk passengers
(b) The noisy children
(c) The pilot
(d) The flight attendants
3. What does Seinfeld think that people will one day show others how to save themselves from in a commercial?
(b) Heart attacks
4. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny to get into shape?
(a) It looks ugly
(b) They is no real reason for it
(c) There are better things to do
(d) It is boring
5. What animal does Seinfeld say has spent most of its life outdoor?
6. What kind of date does Seinfeld think should only last for a few seconds?
(a) A foreign date
(b) A blind date
(c) A dinner date
(d) An office date
7. What does Seinfeld like to pretend he is when he is talking to a friend he does not like?
(a) A comedian
(b) A social worker
(c) A talkshow host
(d) A counselor
8. What does Seinfeld talk about a woman doing to her legs?
9. What is Seinfeld surprised a woman can be afraid of when she has the courage to wax her legs?
10. What do you risk happening at the end of a date?
(a) Being turned away
(b) Feeling deflated
(c) Feeling drunk
(d) Being naked
11. What does Seinfeld say he is curious about?
(b) Dirty clothes
(c) Body odor
12. What does Seinfeld say he hates?
13. Why does Seinfeld think naked people are uncomfortable?
(a) They are cold
(b) They never know where to look
(c) They think they are ugly
(d) They have no clothes to fiddle with
14. What is the first section of this chapter called?
(a) Male fun
(b) Male bonding
(c) Male lovers
(d) Male code
15. Why does Seinfeld find ambulance windshield stickers amusing?
(a) They are written backwards
(b) They are misspelled
(c) They confuse drivers
(d) They shine in the dark
Short Answer Questions
1. What does Seinfeld say ruins leather jackets?
2. What does Seinfeld say seems to have very active social lives?
3. Why do Seinfeld's friends presume he is gay?
4. What does Seinfeld wonder if there are keys to?
5. What does Seinfeld believe women are like when it comes to sex?
This section contains 403 words
(approx. 2 pages at 300 words per page)