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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What does Seinfeld say he has given often to his doctor?
(a) A hair sample
(b) A blood sample
(c) A urine sample
(d) A semen sample
2. What is Seinfeld uncertain about doing during sex?
3. What does Seinfeld picture when he hears the word nightcap?
(a) A hat
(d) A gown
4. Where does Seinfeld think it is stupid to take your date?
(a) To a zoo
(b) To a park
(c) To the movies
(d) To dinner
5. What does Seinfeld believe women are like when it comes to sex?
6. What kind of deodorant does Seinfeld say he does not like?
(a) All deodrant
(b) Roll on deodrant
(c) Deodrant with cologne
(d) Spray deodrant
7. Which of the following is not an example of a bad gift?
(a) Gift certificate
(b) Shower radio
(c) Paper weight
8. What does Seinfeld say people lock up in their lockers in the gym?
(a) Their keys
(b) Their wallets
(c) Their steroids
(d) Their dirty clothes
9. What word does Seinfeld find funny?
(d) Pretty ugly
10. What kind of surgery does Seinfeld say he has never had?
11. Which of the following is an example of a bad gift?
(a) Shower radio
(b) Porn magazine
(c) Shower cap
(d) Beer mats
12. What does Seinfeld talk about a woman doing to her legs?
13. What does Seinfeld think a flight attendant should never do?
(a) Make a joke
(b) Run with the food cart
(d) Wake up a passenger
14. What kind of stores does Seinfeld think are overpriced?
(a) Theme park stores
(b) Hotel stores
(c) Airport stores
(d) Diamond stores
15. What does Seinfeld think is like a job interview?
(a) Buying a dog
(c) Stand up
Short Answer Questions
1. Why do limos confuse Seinfeld?
2. What is the title of the first section of this chapter?
3. What does Seinfeld's hair always say in the morning when he wakes up in a strange bed?
4. What does Seinfeld think is funny?
5. What is the third section of this chapter called?
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