Quiz: Chapter 5, Job Security
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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
Directions: Circle the correct answer.
1. What city does Seinfeld say is entertaining?
a) Los Angeles
b) San Francisco
c) New York
d) Las Vegas
2. Who does Seinfeld say cannot tell time?
3. What job does Seinfeld think is the toughest?
b) Stand up
c) Food tasting
d) Construction work
4. What does Seinfeld think is the funniest part of a lawyer's job?
a) Saying your honor
b) Saying objection
c) Pretending to whisper to your client
d) Trying to set free an obvious criminal
5. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny that the police always have to give someone the Miranda?
a) People know it from TV
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