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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 7, Out and Back.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What does Seinfeld say he is curious about?
(a) Prostitutes
(b) Body odor
(c) Drugs
(d) Dirty clothes
2. What does Seinfeld say people like to recommend to each other?
(a) Lawyers
(b) Dentists
(c) Musicians
(d) Doctors
3. What job does Seinfeld say he would like to have?
(a) Policeman
(b) Pimp
(c) Lawyer
(d) Judge
4. Who do women carry photographs of?
(a) Their lovers
(b) Their family members
(c) Everyone they have ever met
(d) Their children
5. What should Seinfeld think the IRS should do?
(a) Lower the tax rate
(b) Move to another universe
(c) Change their name
(d) Liven up the process of being audited
Short Answer Questions
1. What are men interested in doing to their hair?
2. Why did Seinfeld not call the police when someone robbed his house?
3. What invention does Seinfeld talk about?
4. What does Seinfeld say is the one thing that is appealing about smoking?
5. What kind of room does Seinfeld think people should meet in before a date?
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