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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 6, The Thing is the Thing.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say a woman carries in her wallet?
(a) Photographs
(b) Pens
(c) Letters
(d) Coupons

2. What does Seinfeld think the baby basically is?
(a) Frightening and thoughtless
(b) Unattractive and boring
(c) Smelly and noisy
(d) Talkative and ugly

3. What does Seinfeld not find appealing?
(a) Drinking
(b) Pornography
(c) Drugs
(d) Smoking

4. What is Seinfeld uncertain about doing during sex?
(a) Yawning
(b) Laughing
(c) Coughing
(d) Talking

5. What does Seinfeld say friends often ask for?
(a) Money
(b) A joke
(c) Beer
(d) Favors

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the title of the second section?

2. What kind of deodorant does Seinfeld say he does not like?

3. Which of the following is not an example of a bad gift?

4. What does Seinfeld say that talk show hosts never seem to know?

5. Why does Seinfeld not want his questions about Superman answered?

(see the answer key)

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