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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 2, Personal Maintenance.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What animal does Seinfeld say has spent most of its life outdoor?
(a) Humans
(b) Sheep
(c) Pigs
(d) Cows

2. What does Seinfeld compare marriage to?
(a) A dog pound
(b) Prison
(c) The mafia
(d) The government

3. Who used to be sacrificed in volcanoes?
(a) Cheating wives
(b) Husbands
(c) Virgins
(d) Witches

4. What does Seinfeld say he has given often to his doctor?
(a) A hair sample
(b) A semen sample
(c) A blood sample
(d) A urine sample

5. What does Seinfeld observe men often act like?
(a) Sperm
(b) Saliva
(c) Testicles
(d) Snot

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say men are bad at buying?

2. What does Seinfeld believe is the uniform for all men?

3. What does Seinfeld believe men are like when it comes to sex?

4. What item of clothing does Seinfeld think a naked person should wear?

5. What does Seinfeld say a man is buried in when he dies?

(see the answer key)

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