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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 2, Personal Maintenance.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld observe men often act like?
(a) Testicles
(b) Snot
(c) Saliva
(d) Sperm

2. What does Seinfeld think is like a job interview?
(a) Sex
(b) Dating
(c) Buying a dog
(d) Stand up

3. What are men interested in doing to their hair?
(a) Removing it
(b) Shaving it
(c) Transplanting it
(d) Growing it

4. What does Seinfeld think is funny?
(a) Exercise
(b) Drinking
(c) His humor
(d) Smoking

5. What does Seinfeld say he is curious about?
(a) Drugs
(b) Prostitutes
(c) Dirty clothes
(d) Body odor

Short Answer Questions

1. What kind of tests does Seinfeld say he is competitive in?

2. Why does Seinfeld think it is funny that people lock up their dirty clothes?

3. What does Seinfeld say men are bad at buying?

4. Why does Seinfeld think naked people are uncomfortable?

5. What does Seinfeld say is the one thing that is appealing about smoking?

(see the answer key)

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