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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 2, Personal Maintenance.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What does Seinfeld think is the best part of being in a relationship?
(a) Being sick
(b) Having your meals cooked
(d) Having sex
2. What does Seinfeld say he hates?
3. What does Seinfeld observe men often act like?
4. Where does Seinfeld think it is stupid to take your date?
(a) To a zoo
(b) To the movies
(c) To dinner
(d) To a park
5. What does Seinfeld say people lock up in their lockers in the gym?
(a) Their wallets
(b) Their steroids
(c) Their dirty clothes
(d) Their keys
Short Answer Questions
1. What does Seinfeld think that people will one day show others how to save themselves from in a commercial?
2. What kind of date does Seinfeld think should only last for a few seconds?
3. What does Seinfeld believe does not exist?
4. What does Seinfeld say he has given often to his doctor?
5. Who used to be sacrificed in volcanoes?
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