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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 2, Personal Maintenance.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say men are bad at buying?
(a) Women
(b) Food
(c) Clothes
(d) Drink

2. What does Seinfeld believe men are like when it comes to sex?
(a) Bums
(b) Fireman
(c) Soldiers
(d) Policeman

3. What does Seinfeld say he has given often to his doctor?
(a) A semen sample
(b) A urine sample
(c) A blood sample
(d) A hair sample

4. What does Seinfeld talk about a woman doing to her legs?
(a) Tanning
(b) Waxing
(c) Slapping
(d) Shaving

5. What are men interested in doing to their hair?
(a) Growing it
(b) Shaving it
(c) Transplanting it
(d) Removing it

Short Answer Questions

1. What is Seinfeld uncertain about doing during sex?

2. What kind of date does Seinfeld think should only last for a few seconds?

3. What does Seinfeld think a man cares about the woman he is dating?

4. What does Seinfeld picture when he hears the word nightcap?

5. What does Seinfeld say a man is buried in when he dies?

(see the answer key)

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