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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 6, The Thing is the Thing.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What job does Seinfeld think is the toughest?
(a) Unemployment
(b) Construction work
(c) Food tasting
(d) Stand up

2. Who is Seinfeld's favorite Superman?
(a) George Reeves
(b) Christopher Reeves
(c) Dean Cain
(d) Kirk Alyn

3. What job does Seinfeld think is the best in law enforcement?
(a) The chalk outline guy
(b) The fingerprint guy
(c) The camera guy
(d) The artist guy

4. What does Seinfeld say that talk show hosts never seem to know?
(a) How much money they earn
(b) How much time they have left
(c) Who their friends are
(d) Who their guests are

5. Why does Seinfeld think that planes are sometime late?
(a) They have to fix the plane
(b) They have to arrange a party in the city they are traveling to
(c) They have lost the keys
(d) The pilot is drunk

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think all men are?

2. What does Seinfeld think a man cares about the woman he is dating?

3. What kind of knives does Seinfeld say TV encouraged him to buy?

4. What newspapers does Seinfeld particularly dislike?

5. What does Seinfeld think that people who try, but fail, to commit suicide should do?

(see the answer key)

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