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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 2, Personal Maintenance.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What item of clothing does Seinfeld think a naked person should wear?
(a) A belt
(b) A bag
(c) A t-shirt
(d) A tie

2. What is Seinfeld uncertain about doing during sex?
(a) Talking
(b) Coughing
(c) Laughing
(d) Yawning

3. What is Seinfeld still too self-conscious to buy?
(a) Beer
(b) Dildos
(c) Condoms
(d) Hashish

4. What does Seinfeld compare marriage to?
(a) A dog pound
(b) The government
(c) The mafia
(d) Prison

5. What does Seinfeld believe men are like when it comes to sex?
(a) Bums
(b) Soldiers
(c) Policeman
(d) Fireman

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say ruins leather jackets?

2. What does Seinfeld think is a reflection of how you feel when you wake up in a strange house after a date?

3. What kind of surgery does Seinfeld say he has never had?

4. What is Seinfeld surprised a woman can be afraid of when she has the courage to wax her legs?

5. What does Seinfeld say men are bad at buying?

(see the answer key)

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