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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 2, Personal Maintenance.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Seinfeld think that people will one day show others how to save themselves from in a commercial?
(a) Heart attacks
(b) Strokes
(c) Choking
(d) Cancer

2. What is Seinfeld surprised a woman can be afraid of when she has the courage to wax her legs?
(a) Mice
(b) Spiders
(c) Grasshopper
(d) Rats

3. What does Seinfeld say seems to have very active social lives?
(a) Comedians
(b) Super heroes
(c) Writers
(d) Ventriloquist dummies

4. What animal does Seinfeld say has spent most of its life outdoor?
(a) Cows
(b) Humans
(c) Sheep
(d) Pigs

5. What does Seinfeld observe men often act like?
(a) Testicles
(b) Snot
(c) Saliva
(d) Sperm

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Seinfeld say a man is buried in when he dies?

2. What does Seinfeld think is a reflection of how you feel when you wake up in a strange house after a date?

3. What kind of tests does Seinfeld say he is competitive in?

4. What does Seinfeld think is like a job interview?

5. Where does Seinfeld think it is stupid to take your date?

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