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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. Fill in the blank: "When in doubt, ______!!"
(a) Plunder.
(b) Arrrrrgh!
(c) Work it out.
(d) Pillage.
2. What man-made object can be seen from space and is suspected to be a tribute to the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
(a) The Great Wall of China.
(b) The Taj Mahal.
(c) Ankgor Wat.
(d) The Colosseum.
3. What may throw off a Pastafarian's depth perception?
(a) A pegleg.
(b) An eye patch.
(c) A vision of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
(d) Abstaining from carbohydrates.
4. What effect does grog NOT have on its consumers?
(a) It frees one's inhibitions.
(b) It opens the mind.
(c) It frees the soul.
(d) It loosens the tongue.
5. What is scrapple made of?
(a) Pig snouts and sawdust.
(b) Cow hooves and apples.
(c) Pig snouts and apples.
(d) Apples and sawdust.
Short Answer Questions
1. In the Flying Spaghetti Monster Simulacrum, what are the cut rubber bands tied to?
2. What is the only day Pastafarians do not spread the word of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
3. What should one do with their completed Pirate-fish stencil?
4. What was the Big Bang?
5. What holiday falls on September 19th every year?
Short Essay Questions
1. Why do contemporary "Pirates," like sports teams, pirate costumes, and literal pirates, not positively influence global weather?
2. What motivation does Henderson offer to Pastafarians to contribute to their church?
3. In "A Pastafarian Guide to Propaganda," what is the specific reason that Henderson says Pastafarians do not base their religion on dogma?
4. What retail store does Henderson mention in the section dedicated to the Pastafarian holiday called "Holiday," and why does he mention that store?
5. What does Henderson say is the only way to avoid inaction, and what does he recommend Pirates do?
6. In his first pamphlet, what three reasons does Henderson offer non-believers to convert?
7. Why does Henderson suggest gluing the googly eyes to pipe-cleaners first while making the Flying Spaghetti Monster Simulacrum?
8. What is the significance of the hieroglyph that allegedly shows the Flying Spaghetti Monster in an Egyptian tomb?
9. Why did Charles Darwin's father threaten to "remove young Charles' colander and other kitchen utensils?"
10. According to Henderson, why should Pastafarian missionaries spend their time in high-traffic areas?
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