View a FREE sample

This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Henderson say is the purpose of chihuahuas and poodles?
(a) To provide amusement for the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
(b) To make children feel taller.
(c) To make men feel inferior.
(d) To make man feel better about himself.

2. Why did so many ships sink during the Golden Age of Pirates?
(a) They were poorly built.
(b) The Pirates were poor sailors.
(c) They were overloaded.
(d) They were sunk by enemy Pirates.

3. What is a word that Henderson says refers to the Flying Spaghetti Monster's mischeviousness?
(a) A plan.
(b) A plot.
(c) A consPiracy.
(d) A scheme.

4. In "More Evidence," where does Henderson look for evidence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
(a) Preschools.
(b) Day-care centers.
(c) Colleges and universities.
(d) Elementary schools.

5. What image does Henderson use to describe the usefulness of Evolution?
(a) A porthole on a cruise ship.
(b) A smoke stack on a freight ship.
(c) A screen door on a submarine.
(d) A scope on a submarine.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the other name for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism?

2. What group of people does Henderson say "receive the most Flying Spaghetti Monster touching?"

3. What does Henderson say is the difference between Intelligent Design and Pastafarianism?

4. What is the Communion Test designed to prove?

5. What is the "great democratic revival meeting" Henderson references?

Short Essay Questions

1. What are some of the "disturbing rumors" about Bobby Henderson that Longshanks lists in his note?

2. Why does Henderson argue that we are not made in the image of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

3. According to Henderson, what is the correlation between population increase and humans' increased height?

4. In Henderson's "Unified Spaghetti Theory," how can the reader create life?

5. What does Henderson say is the more likely ancestor of humanity; apes or Pirates? Why?

6. How does Henderson describe science at the beginning of "Toward a New SuperScience?"

7. What is peer review?

8. According to Henderson, why is beer beneficial to college students?

9. Explain Henderson's Flying Spaghetti Monster theory of gravity.

10. What is natural selection?

(see the answer keys)

This section contains 716 words (approx. 3 pages at 300 words per page) View a FREE sample