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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How long should potential converts try Pastafarianism before converting?
(a) 60 days.
(b) Six months.
(c) 30 days.
(d) 90 days.

2. What is the official religion of Japan?
(a) Taoism.
(b) Buddhism.
(c) Confucianism
(d) Shintoism.

3. What man-made object can be seen from space and is suspected to be a tribute to the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
(a) The Taj Mahal.
(b) The Colosseum.
(c) Ankgor Wat.
(d) The Great Wall of China.

4. What structure is described as being "complex and noodlelike?"
(a) Spirogyra.
(b) The human heart.
(c) Bacteria flagella.
(d) The nervous system.

5. What group of people does Henderson say will likely not be open to converting to Pastafarianism?
(a) Scientologists.
(b) Jains.
(c) Athiests.
(d) Christians.

6. What does Henderson say will provide money to support the Flying Spaghetti Monster's church?
(a) Blackmail money.
(b) Blood money.
(c) Ransoms.
(d) Unsolicited donations.

7. What does Henderson tell Pastafarians to do if they are not allowed to practice their religion freely?
(a) Sulk.
(b) Write a letter.
(c) Tag buildings with Pirate-fish stencils.
(d) Stage a protest.

8. The Flying Spaghetti Monster urges Douglas MacArthur to accept the surrender of what country?
(a) Japan.
(b) Germany.
(c) Croatia.
(d) Greece.

9. According to Henderson, why might the Flying Spaghetti Monster have interfered with aboriginal hunters?
(a) To get them to eat more pasta.
(b) To save them from predators.
(c) The FSM is fond of kangaroos.
(d) To teach them to make boomerangs.

10. What holiday does Henderson say affects the climate?
(a) Christmas.
(b) Halloween.
(c) Easter.
(d) St. Patrick's Day.

11. What does the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster NOT sell to raise money?
(a) T-shirts.
(b) Flying Spaghetti Monster Simulacrums.
(c) Coffee mugs.
(d) Bumper stickers.

12. What is the only day Pastafarians do not spread the word of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
(a) Friday.
(b) Thursday.
(c) Monday.
(d) Sunday.

13. What was the Big Bang?
(a) The Flying Spaghetti Monster stomping on a cockroach.
(b) The Flying Spaghetti Monster falling out of bed.
(c) The Flying Spaghetti Monster shooting off fireworks.
(d) The Flying Spaghetti Monster slamming the door.

14. What holiday falls on September 19th every year?
(a) Holiday.
(b) Ramendan.
(c) International Talk Like a Pirate Day.
(d) Halloween.

15. Why did the Flying Spaghetti Monster create land?
(a) He was tired and could not tread water very long.
(b) It was an accident.
(c) So he could sit somewhere and think.
(d) He was bored.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who is Dolly the cloned sheep named after?

2. What does Henderson say all great Pirates possess?

3. What is NOT a supply needed to make a Pirate-fish stencil?

4. How did the midget in the Olive Garden of Eden break his tooth?

5. What is the Flying Spaghetti Monster's alternate term for the word "night?"

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