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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is the main component in the Flying Spaghetti Monster Simulacrum?
(a) Pipe cleaners.
(b) Spray paint.
(c) Glue.
(d) Rubber bands.

2. What type of flour is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of?
(a) Semolina.
(b) Rice.
(c) Buckwheat.
(d) No one knows.

3. Why does Henderson say there are so many inaccuracies and contradictions in Pastafarianism.
(a) To test believers' faith.
(b) The Pirates drank too much grog while writing the Scriptures.
(c) Because the Flying Spaghetti Monster is careless.
(d) To see if people are paying attention.

4. What theory says that all matter is made of "little noodlelike strings?"
(a) String theory.
(b) Gravity.
(c) The theory of relativity.
(d) The theory of black holes.

5. What structure is described as being "complex and noodlelike?"
(a) Bacteria flagella.
(b) The nervous system.
(c) Spirogyra.
(d) The human heart.

6. Who is Dolly the cloned sheep named after?
(a) Dolly Parton.
(b) Dolly from "Family Circus."
(c) Dolly Levi.
(d) Dolly Madison.

7. What is "the true goal of any Pirate worth his weight in dubloons?"
(a) To wear a pegleg.
(b) To have a ship.
(c) To have a wench.
(d) To have an eyepatch.

8. "The Case for the Church of the Immaculate Induction" seeks to inject what into religion?
(a) Mathematical essence.
(b) A sense of humor.
(c) A respect for Pirates.
(d) An awe for physics.

9. What holiday does Henderson say affects the climate?
(a) Halloween.
(b) Easter.
(c) Christmas.
(d) St. Patrick's Day.

10. What group is "the most dogmatic of all" Christians?
(a) "Moderates."
(b) "Born Agains."
(c) "Catholics."
(d) "Presbyterians."

11. The Flying Spaghetti Monster urges Douglas MacArthur to accept the surrender of what country?
(a) Germany.
(b) Greece.
(c) Croatia.
(d) Japan.

12. "Freeloaders" are allowed on the Pastafarians' Pirate ship. but what may they not touch?
(a) The rigging.
(b) The captain's wheel.
(c) The mast.
(d) The cannons.

13. What holiday to Pastafarians celebrate by eating only Ramen noodles?
(a) Ramendan.
(b) Friday.
(c) Holiday.
(d) Pastover.

14. What is the official religion of Japan?
(a) Taoism.
(b) Confucianism
(c) Buddhism.
(d) Shintoism.

15. What should one do with their completed Pirate-fish stencil?
(a) Give it to a non-believer.
(b) Spread the word in interesting places.
(c) Tag Intelligent Design textbooks.
(d) Vandalize science classrooms.

Short Answer Questions

1. What man-made object can be seen from space and is suspected to be a tribute to the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

2. What point can Intelligent Design proponents and Pastafarians agree upon?

3. What does the Flying Spaghetti Monster reiterate to Einstein in the photo included in "Key Moments in Pastafarian History?"

4. What is the least commercial Pastafarian holiday?

5. What is the only day Pastafarians do not spread the word of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

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