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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why do Evolutionists argue that kiwi birds never learned to fly?
(a) Their favorite food grows close to the ground.
(b) They do not like to sleep in trees.
(c) They are afraid of heights.
(d) They have no natural predators.

2. What is the Communion Test designed to prove?
(a) The meatballs are healthy.
(b) The existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
(c) That communion wafers are poisonous.
(d) That pasta is better than bread.

3. What food do the Pastafarians serve for their Communions?
(a) Rotini and sauce.
(b) Spaghetti and meatballs.
(c) Macaroni and cheese.
(d) Fettucini alfredo.

4. What is the "inalienable right" that Longshanks says is supported by "any real American?"
(a) The right to download movies.
(b) The right to bear arms.
(c) The right to choices.
(d) The right to religious freedom.

5. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," which manufacturer is NOT included in Longshanks' list of television makers?
(a) Sony.
(b) Vizio.
(c) Sharp.
(d) Toshiba.

6. According to Henderson, what is unusual about finding dinosaur bone fossils?
(a) Dinosaurs were 100% biodegradable.
(b) The Flying Spaghetti Monster never invented dinosaurs.
(c) Dinosaurs did not have bones.
(d) The Pirates dug them all up.

7. What two elements does Flying Spaghetti Monsterism incorporate equally into its faith?
(a) Natural and pasta-based.
(b) Silly and not-very-silly.
(c) Supernatural and retarded.
(d) Natural and supernatural.

8. Henderson notes that college students tend to consume large amounts of what beverage?
(a) Water.
(b) Kool-Aid.
(c) Soda.
(d) Beer.

9. What does Henderson say may cause proponents of Intelligent Design to join with Pastafarians?
(a) The Flying Spaghetti Monster's Noodly Appendage.
(b) The persuasiveness of Pastafarians.
(c) A religious crisis.
(d) A world war.

10. How many kiwi birds does Henderson require in his experiment?
(a) 30-40.
(b) 10-20.
(c) 20-30.
(d) 40-50.

11. What does Henderson NOT include as an ingredient in his recipe for life?
(a) Boiling water.
(b) Salt.
(c) Pepper.
(d) Elementary particles made from "string."

12. What is the official drink of Pirates?
(a) Rum.
(b) Beer, or "grog."
(c) Iced tea.
(d) Beer, or "rotgut."

13. What religious group waged war against the Pirates?
(a) The midgets.
(b) The Christians.
(c) The Hari Krishnas.
(d) The Jains.

14. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," what appliance does Longshanks use to describe the difference between Evolution and Intelligent Design?
(a) A microwave.
(b) A kitchen sink.
(c) An old-fashioned television.
(d) A flat-screen television.

15. How long has it been since the Flying Spaghetti Monster created the Earth?
(a) 6,000 years.
(b) 1,000,000 years.
(c) 5,000 years.
(d) 6,000,000,000 years.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the Flying Spaghetti Monsterist's "chosen garb?"

2. In "An Alternative Vision," what "grim reality" is NOT mentioned?

3. Henderson says that the Christian's Communion food is "basically" made of what substance?

4. What does Henderson say led to the Passenger Pigeon's extinction?

5. What does Henderson speculate could be the reason for Flying Spaghetti Monster touching?

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