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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Propaganda - Enlightenment Institute.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is the "strange and often misunderstood force" that, according to Henderson, the Flying Spaghetti Monster controls with His Noodly Appendage?
(a) Electricity.
(b) Static electricity.
(c) Gravity.
(d) Centrifugal force.

2. What does Henderson NOT use to prove the inferiority of empirical science?
(a) The lack of discovery of new land.
(b) The eradication of wizards.
(c) The elimination of demon-induced illnesses.
(d) The extermination of witches.

3. According to Henderson, why might the Flying Spaghetti Monster have interfered with aboriginal hunters?
(a) The FSM is fond of kangaroos.
(b) To teach them to make boomerangs.
(c) To get them to eat more pasta.
(d) To save them from predators.

4. Fill in the blank: "Pastafarians don't rest on their ______."
(a) Bums.
(b) Oak trees.
(c) Pasta.
(d) Laurels.

5. According to the Flying Spaghetti Monster theory of gravity, why are people getting taller?
(a) The Flying Spaghetti Monster has been sleeping.
(b) People have learned to make healthier pasta.
(c) The population is increasing.
(d) The Flying Spaghetti Monster is getting bored.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is "the true goal of any Pirate worth his weight in dubloons?"

2. What common college food seems to indicate the Flying Spaghetti Monster's presence on college campuses?

3. What may throw off a Pastafarian's depth perception?

4. According to Henderson, science provides tools to achieve what purpose?

5. What is wrong with the beer in Pastafarian hell?

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