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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Propaganda - Enlightenment Institute.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. What holiday celebrates the time the Flying Spaghetti Monster first began touching humans with his Noodly Appendage?
2. According to Henderson, why might the Flying Spaghetti Monster have interfered with aboriginal hunters?
(a) To teach them to make boomerangs.
(b) To save them from predators.
(c) The FSM is fond of kangaroos.
(d) To get them to eat more pasta.
3. According to Henderson, what could happen to make man grow shorter after getting so tall in contemporary times?
(a) More pasta.
(b) An increase in Pirates.
(c) A worldwide plague.
(d) Global warming.
4. What man-made object can be seen from space and is suspected to be a tribute to the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
(a) The Colosseum.
(b) Ankgor Wat.
(c) The Great Wall of China.
(d) The Taj Mahal.
5. What does Longshanks say is wrong with all the scientists who support the theory of Evolution?
(a) They are all dead.
(b) Their experiments have been disproven.
(c) They all have terrible haircuts.
(d) They had no sense of humor.
Short Answer Questions
1. According to Henderson, what religion's feelings are easily hurt?
2. What holiday to Pastafarians celebrate by eating only Ramen noodles?
3. In "An Alternative Vision," what "grim reality" is NOT mentioned?
4. "Freeloaders" are allowed on the Pastafarians' Pirate ship. but what may they not touch?
5. What does Henderson say led to the Passenger Pigeon's extinction?
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