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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Propaganda - Swag.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," who does Longshanks say will have won if Intelligent Design is not taught in schools?
(a) The British.
(b) Communists.
(c) Nazis.
(d) Hammas.

2. When is a parrot -- or parrot substitute -- useful to a Pirate?
(a) If he forgets what he just said.
(b) If he gets lonely.
(c) If he gets bored.
(d) If he wants to share his crackers.

3. What is the "proposed selective force of Evolution?"
(a) DNA mutation.
(b) The whim of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
(c) Punctuated equilibrium.
(d) Natural selection.

4. If students are our future, what does Henderson say is also our future?
(a) Pastafarianism.
(b) Alcoholism.
(c) Empirical science.
(d) Cheap beer.

5. What may throw off a Pastafarian's depth perception?
(a) An eye patch.
(b) A vision of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
(c) Abstaining from carbohydrates.
(d) A pegleg.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Henderson say about other religions?

2. Henderson says that the Christian's Communion food is "basically" made of what substance?

3. What day of the week is the Flying Spaghetti Monster's chosen holiday?

4. What type of flour is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of?

5. What image does Henderson use to describe the usefulness of Evolution?

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