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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Propaganda - Swag.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. Henderson says that kiwi birds are going extinct for what reason?
(a) They are ugly.
(b) They are lazy.
(c) They are stupid.
(d) They make good pets.
2. What scientist is NOT included in Longshanks list of Evolution proponents?
(a) Lee Strobel.
(b) Albert Einstein.
(c) Carl Sagan.
(d) Ernst Meyer.
3. According to Henderson, why might the Flying Spaghetti Monster have interfered with aboriginal hunters?
(a) To teach them to make boomerangs.
(b) To save them from predators.
(c) To get them to eat more pasta.
(d) The FSM is fond of kangaroos.
4. What does the factory in Flying Spaghetti Monsterism's heaven make?
5. What are the Flying Spaghetti Monster's meatballs made of in the FSM Simulacrum?
(a) Brown putty.
(b) Brown fluff balls.
(c) Brown pipe cleaners.
(d) Brown clay.
Short Answer Questions
1. When is a parrot -- or parrot substitute -- useful to a Pirate?
2. What group is "the most dogmatic of all" Christians?
3. Why does Henderson speculate that praying does not cure disease?
4. What two elements does Flying Spaghetti Monsterism incorporate equally into its faith?
5. What does Henderson say "go together like spaghetti and spaghetti sauce?"
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