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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Blunders of Science - Kiwi Birds: Flightless?.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How many kiwi birds does Henderson require in his experiment?
(a) 20-30.
(b) 10-20.
(c) 40-50.
(d) 30-40.

2. What does Henderson speculate could be the reason for Flying Spaghetti Monster touching?
(a) The FSM does not want humans floating around in space.
(b) The FSM likes short people.
(c) The FSM likes hitting humans on the head.
(d) The FSM is trying to hold humans still.

3. According to the scientific theory of gravity, gravity is the force of attraction between what?
(a) Shiny surfaces.
(b) Massive particles.
(c) Static electricity and cloth.
(d) Moving objects.

4. What must be taught to "give young students' minds a broad foundation?"
(a) Biology.
(b) String theory.
(c) Pastafarianism.
(d) Alternative theories.

5. What is the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster against?
(a) All that is dry.
(b) All that is sarcastic.
(c) All that is garlicky.
(d) All that is not good.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Henderson say witches eat?

2. What is the average height for humans today?

3. What is the "inalienable right" that Longshanks says is supported by "any real American?"

4. According to the Flying Spaghetti Monster theory of gravity, why are people getting taller?

5. What does Henderson say the term "ex nihilo" means?

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