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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Blunders of Science - Unified Spaghetti Theory.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What two elements does Flying Spaghetti Monsterism incorporate equally into its faith?
(a) Natural and pasta-based.
(b) Supernatural and retarded.
(c) Natural and supernatural.
(d) Silly and not-very-silly.

2. What does Henderson use to "prove" empirical science's shortcomings?
(a) The absence of hurricanes.
(b) The discovery of HIV.
(c) The lack of discovery of new land.
(d) The popularity of pop music.

3. What does the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster "stand for?"
(a) All that is purple.
(b) All that is cheesy.
(c) All that is saucy.
(d) All that is good.

4. According to Henderson, what is the Buddhists' sacred text?
(a) The Ramayana.
(b) The Bananapada.
(c) Rub Buddha's Belly.
(d) The Holy Book of Buddhas.

5. What is the average height for humans today?
(a) Eight feet two inches.
(b) Five feet ten inches.
(c) Six feet one inch.
(d) Four feet ten inches.

Short Answer Questions

1. In Longshanks' Evolutionary explanation of televisions, what is NOT included in his list of components?

2. What is the term scientists use to explain human' ability to "mimic the forces of nature?"

3. According to Henderson, what causes global warming?

4. Why does the Flying Spaghetti Monster manipulate scientific data?

5. What does Henderson say the Flying Spaghetti Monster spreads with his Noodly Appendage?

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