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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Blunders of Science - An Alternative Vision.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is the "inalienable right" that Longshanks says is supported by "any real American?"
(a) The right to download movies.
(b) The right to bear arms.
(c) The right to choices.
(d) The right to religious freedom.

2. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," what appliance does Longshanks use to describe the difference between Evolution and Intelligent Design?
(a) An old-fashioned television.
(b) A flat-screen television.
(c) A kitchen sink.
(d) A microwave.

3. What group of people does Henderson say "receive the most Flying Spaghetti Monster touching?"
(a) Midgets.
(b) Cave men.
(c) Angels.
(d) Children.

4. What does Henderson use to "prove" empirical science's shortcomings?
(a) The absence of hurricanes.
(b) The discovery of HIV.
(c) The popularity of pop music.
(d) The lack of discovery of new land.

5. What does SuperScience stand for?
(a) Superfluous Science.
(b) Supernatural Science.
(c) Super-Lame Science.
(d) Super-Awesome Science.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Henderson NOT use to prove the inferiority of empirical science?

2. According to Henderson, what does the Flying Spaghetti Monster theory of gravity lack that could make the theory more accepted?

3. What is "the language of the forked tongue?"

4. What must exist for science and religion to exist peacefully side by side?

5. What does Henderson say witches eat?

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