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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Blunders of Science - Toward a New SuperScience.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster "stand for?"
(a) All that is saucy.
(b) All that is purple.
(c) All that is cheesy.
(d) All that is good.

2. In "An Alternative Viewpoint," where does Longshanks say Bobby Henderson purportedly sleep?
(a) In a crib.
(b) In a crypt.
(c) In a coffin.
(d) In a pyramid.

3. What is the 'subject in crisis'?"
(a) History.
(b) Mathematics.
(c) Humanities.
(d) Science.

4. What is the average height for humans today?
(a) Six feet one inch.
(b) Five feet ten inches.
(c) Four feet ten inches.
(d) Eight feet two inches.

5. What does Longshanks say is wrong with all the scientists who support the theory of Evolution?
(a) Their experiments have been disproven.
(b) They are all dead.
(c) They all have terrible haircuts.
(d) They had no sense of humor.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Henderson NOT use to prove the inferiority of empirical science?

2. According to Henderson, what could happen to make man grow shorter after getting so tall in contemporary times?

3. What group of people does Henderson say "receive the most Flying Spaghetti Monster touching?"

4. What does Henderson say witches eat?

5. What was the average height for humans two thousand years ago?

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