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FSM Heaven

This place is a college man's dream, with a beer volcano and stripper factory.

Enlightenment Institute

This is a think tank of experts set out to prove the validity of FSM as a true religion. They publish their findings in Science Creative Quarterly.

Pirate Fish Bone

Like the Christian symbol representing Christ, the FSM has this symbol. It appears in many photographs throughout the Gospel.

Eye Patch

Committed Pastafarians wear these to be more like pirates. This item is passed around during the family meal at Pastover.

Pirate Ship

The Pastafarians are committed to raising funds to make enough money to buy this kind of structure to use as a church and to live their lives like the Chosen Ones.

FSM Pamphlet

The Gospel includes this type of propaganda that can be copied and distributed to help promote Pastafarianism.

The Olive Garden of Eden

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