More Toasts eBook

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Start of eBook1
PREFACE1
INTRODUCTION2
The Divine Gift of Humor2
The Function of Humor4
Importance of Humor6
MORE TOASTS6
ACCIDENTS7
ACCURACY8
ACTORS AND ACTRESSES8
ADVERTISING9
ADVICE11
AFTER DINNER SPEECHES11
AGE11
AGRICULTURE13
ALARM CLOCKS13
ALIBI13
ALIMONY13
ALPHABET13
ALTERNATIVES14
AMBITION14
AMERICANS14
AMUSEMENTS14
ANCESTRY14
ANIMALS15
ANTICIPATION15
ANTIQUES15
APARTMENTS15
APPEARANCES15
APPETITE16
APPLAUSE16
ARITHMETIC16
ARMIES17
ART AND ARTISTS18
ASTRONOMY19
AUTHORS19
AUTHORSHIP22
AUTOMOBILE TOURISTS22
AUTOMOBILES AND AUTOMOBILING22
AVIATION25
BACHELORS25
BAGGAGE25
BALDNESS25
BANKS AND BANKING26
BAPTISM27
BAPTISTS27
BARGAINS27
BASEBALL28
BATHS AND BATHING29
BEAUTY, PERSONAL29
BEGGING29
BEQUESTS30
BETTING30
BIBLE INTERPRETATION31
BIGAMY32
BILLS32
BLUFFING33
BOARD OF HEALTH34
BOARDING HOUSES34
BOASTING35
BOLSHEVISM35
BOOKS AND READING36
BOOKSELLERS AND BOOKSELLING37
BOOMERANGS38
BOOSTING38
BORROWERS39
BOSTON40
BOY SCOUTS41
BOYS41
BRIDES42
BROOKLYN43
BROTHERHOOD43
BURBANK43
BUSINESS43
BUSINESS ENTERPRISE44
BUSINESS ETHICS46
CAMPAIGNS48
CANDIDATES48
CANDOR48
CAPITAL AND LABOR48
CARD INDEX48
CARELESSNESS49
CATALOGING49
CAUSE AND EFFECT49
CAUTION49
CHARACTER49
CHARITY50
CHEERFULNESS50
CHICKEN STEALING51
CHILD LABOR52
CHILDREN52
CHOICES54
CHRISTIAN SCIENTISTS54
CHRISTMAS GIFTS55
CHURCH55
CHURCH ATTENDANCE56
CHURCH DISCIPLINE56
CITIZENS57
CITY AND COUNTRY57
CIVICS57
CIVILIZATION57
CLASS DISTINCTIONS57
CLEANLINESS57
CLERGY58
CLOTHING59
CLUBS61
COAL61
COFFEE61
COLLECTING OF ACCOUNTS61
COLLECTION BOX63
COLLEGE GRADUATES63
COLLEGE STUDENTS63
COLLEGES AND UNIVERSITIES63
COMMITTEE63
COMMON SENSE63
COMMUNISM64
COMMUTERS64
COMPARISONS64
COMPENSATION65
COMPETITION65
COMPLIMENTS65
CONCEIT66
CONDUCT66
CONFESSIONS67
CONFIDENCES67
CONGRESS67
CONSCIENCE68
CONSCRIPTION68
CONSERVATIVES69
CONSOLATION69
CONTENTMENT69
CONTRIBUTION BOX69
CONUNDRUMS71
COOKERY71
COOKS71
COOPERATION71
CORRESPONDENCE SCHOOLS72
COSMOPOLITANISM72
COST OF LIVING72
COUNTRY LIFE74
COURAGE75
COURTESY75
COURTS75
COURTSHIP76
CREDIT77
CRIME78
CRITICISM78
CULTURE79
CURES79
CURIOSITY79
CURRENT EVENTS79
CUSTOM79
DACHSHUNDS79
DAMAGES80
DANCING80
DAYLIGHT SAVING80
DEAD BEATS81
DEBTS81
DEGREES82
DEMAGOG82
DEMOCRACY82
DENTISTS82
DEPARTMENT STORES83
DESTINATION83
DETECTIVES84
DETERMINATION84
DIAGNOSIS84
DILEMMAS85
DINING86
DIPLOMACY86
DISARMAMENT87
DISCHARGE87
DISCIPLINE87
DISCOUNTS87
DISCRETION87
DISPOSITION88
DISTANCES88
DIVORCE88
DOCTORS89
DOGS92
DOMESTIC FINANCE93
DOMESTIC RELATIONS95
DREAMS95
DRINKING96
DRUNKARDS97
DUTCH97
DYSPEPSIA97
EATING97
BOOK AGENT—­“This book will teach you the way to economize.”98
EDITORS98
EDUCATION99
EFFICIENCY100
EGOTISM102
EINSTEIN103
EMBARRASSING SITUATIONS103
EMPLOYERS AND EMPLOYEES104
ENEMIES106
ENGLISH LANGUAGE106
ENGLISHMEN108
ENTHUSIASM108
EPIGRAMS108
EPITAPHS109
EQUALITY109
ETIQUET109
EUROPEAN WAR110
EUROPEAN WAR—­POEMS111
EXAGGERATION114
EXAMINATIONS115
EXCUSES115
EXECUTIVE ABILITY116
EXPENSES117
EXPERIENCE117
EXTRAVAGANCE118
FAILURES118
FAME118
FAMILIES118
FARMING119
FASHION120
FATE121
FAULTS122
FEES122
FICTION122
FIGHTING123
FINANCE123
FISH124
FISHERMEN124
FISHING125
FLATTERY125
FOOD126
FOOD CONSERVATION126
FOOLS127
FORDS127
FOREIGNERS129
FORESIGHT129
FORGETFULNESS129
FORTUNE HUNTERS129
FOUNTAIN PENS130
FRANKLIN130
FREAKS130
FREEDOM OF SPEECH130
FRENCH LANGUAGE131
FRIENDS131
FRIENDSHIP131
FUTURE132
FUTURE LIFE132
FUTURIST ART133
GAMBLING134
GARAGES134
GARDENING134
GAS134
GENEROSITY135
GENIUS135
GEOGRAPHY135
GERMANY135
GERMS136
GIFTS136
GIRLS137
GOD137
GOLF137
GOSSIP138
GOVERNMENT OWNERSHIP139
GRATITUDE139
GUARANTEES139
HABIT139
HADES141
HAPPINESS141
HASH142
HASTE142
HEAVEN142
HELL143
HEREDITY143
HEROES143
HIGH COST OF LIVING144
HINTING144
HISTORY144
HOME145
HOME BREW145
HOMELINESS145
HOMESICK145
HONESTY146
HORSES147
HOSPITALITY147
HOSPITALS148
HOTEL BIBLES148
HOTELS148
HOUSING PROBLEM150
HUNGER150
HUNTING150
HURRY151
HUSBANDS151
HYPOCRISY153
IGNORANCE153
ILLUSIONS AND HALLUCINATIONS154
IMITATION154
IMMIGRANTS154
IMPUDENCE154
INCOME TAX154
INDUSTRY155
INFANTS155
INFLUENZA156
INHERITANCE156
INITIATIVE156
INSOMNIA156
INSTALMENT PLAN156
INSURANCE, FIRE157
INSURANCE, LIFE157
INTERVIEWS158
INVESTMENTS158
IRELAND159
IRISH BULLS159
IRISHMEN160
JEWS162
JOKES162
JOURNALISM163
JUDGES164
JUDGMENT164
JURY165
JUSTICE166
KINDNESS166
KINGS AND RULERS167
KISSES167
KNOWLEDGE168
LABOR AND CAPITAL169
LABOR AND LABORING CLASSES169
LABOR-SAVING DEVICES169
LADIES169
LANGUAGES169
LAUGHTER170
LAUNDRY170
LAWS170
LAWYERS170
LAZINESS172
LEAGUE OF NATIONS173
LEAP YEAR173
LEGISLATION174
LEGISLATORS174
LEISURE174
LIARS174
LIBERTY BONDS175
LIBRARIANS175
LIBRARIES177
LIES177
LIFE177
OPTIMIST PESSIMIST177
LISPING179
LOGIC179
LONDON179
LOST AND FOUND179
LOVE180
LUCK181
MAGAZINES181
MAJORITY182
MARKSMANSHIP182
MARRIAGE182
MASCOTS188
MATHEMATICS188
MATRIMONY188
MEASURING INSTRUMENTS188
MEDALS188
MEDICAL ETHICS188
MEDICINE189
MEMORY189
MEN190
METHODISTS190
MIDDLEMAN190
MILITARISM191
MILITARY DISCIPLINE191
MILK193
MILLENNIUM194
MILLIONAIRES194
MINISTERS194
MISERS194
MISTAKEN IDENTITY195
MISTAKES195
MONEY195
MONEY LENDER196
MORAL EDUCATION196
MOSQUITOES197
MOTHERS197
MOTHERS’ DAY197
MOTHERS-IN-LAW198
MOVING PICTURES198
MULES199
MUSHROOMS200
MUSIC201
MUSICIANS201
NAMES, PERSONAL202
NATIONALITY204
NATURAL LAWS204
NEGROES204
NEIGHBORS206
NEW JERSEY206
NEW YORK CITY206
NEWSBOYS207
NEWSPAPERS207
NOTHING209
OBEDIENCE209
OBESITY209
OBITUARIES209
OCCUPATIONS210
OCEAN TRAVEL211
OFFICE BOYS211
OFFICE-SEEKERS212
OFFICERS212
OLD AGE213
OLD CLOTHES213
OPPORTUNITY213
OPTIMISM213
ORIGINALITY214
OSTRICH214
PARENTS215
PARROTS216
PARTNERSHIP216
PEACE217
PEDESTRIANS217
PENMANSHIP218
PEP218
PERSISTENCE218
PERSUASION218
PESSIMISM219
PHILADELPHIA220
PHILANTHROPISTS220
PHILOSOPHY220
PHYSICIANS AND SURGEONS220
PITTSBURG220
PLEASURE220
POETRY220
POETS220
POLICE221
POLITENESS222
POLITICAL PARTIES222
POLITICIANS223
POLITICS224
POSTAL SERVICE225
POVERTY225
PRAISE226
PRAYERS226
PREACHING229
PREJUDICE230
PREPAREDNESS230
PRESCRIPTIONS230
PRETENSION231
PRICES231
PRIDE231
PRINTERS232
PRISONS232
PROFANITY232
PROFESSIONS233
PROFITEERS234
PROGRESS234
PROHIBITION234
PROMOTERS236
PROMPTNESS237
PRONUNCIATION237
PROPERTY237
PROPOSALS237
PROSPERITY239
PSYCHOLOGICAL MOMENT239
PSYCHOLOGY239
PUBLIC, THE240
PUBLIC SCHOOLS240
PUBLIC SPEAKERS240
PUBLISHERS242
PUNCTUALITY242
PUNCTUATION243
PUNISHMENT243
PUNS244
PURGATORY245
QUAKERS245
QUESTIONS245
RADICALS245
RAILROADS245
READING247
REAL ESTATE247
REAL ESTATE AGENTS247
REALISM248
RECOMMENDATIONS248
RECRUITING249
RED TAPE249
REGRETS249
RELATIVES250
RELIGIONS250
REMEDIES250
REMINDERS251
REPARTEE251
REPORTING253
REPUTATION254
REST CURE254
RETALIATION255
ROADS256
ROOSEVELT, THEODORE256
RUINS256
RUMMAGE SALES257
SACRIFICES257
SAFETY257
SALARIES258
SALESMEN AND SALESMANSHIP258
SALVATION259
SAVING260
SCANDAL260
SCHOLARSHIP260
SCHOOLS260
SCIENTIFIC MANAGEMENT261
SCOTCH, THE261
SEASICKNESS262
SECRETS263
SELF-MADE MEN263
SENATE264
SENATORS264
SENSE OF HUMOR264
THREE KINDS OF FOOLS264
YOUR HEAD MAY BE HARD265
KEEP YOUR BLOCK INSIDE265
SENTRIES265
SERMONS265
SERVANTS265
SERVICE268
SHOPPING268
SIGHT SEEING269
SIGNS269
SILENCE271
SIMPLIFIED SPELLING271
SIN271
SINGERS272
SKEPTICS272
SLANG272
SMILES272
SMOKING273
SNOBBERY273
SOCIALISTS274
SOCIETY274
SOCIOLOGY274
SOLDIERS274
SOUND274
SOUVENIRS274
SPECULATION274
SPEED275
SPELLING275
SPINSTERS277
STAMMERING277
STAMPS277
STATISTICS278
STENOGRAPHERS278
STOCK EXCHANGE279
STRATEGY279
STREET-CARS279
STRIKES280
SUBSTITUTES280
SUBURBS281
SUBWAYS281
SUCCESS281
SUITORS283
SUMMER RESORTS284
SUNDAY284
SUNDAY SCHOOLS285
SUPERSTITION285
SURPRISE285
SYMPATHY285
SYNONYMS285
TACT286
TALKERS287
TARDINESS288
TAX288
TEACHERS288
TEACHING289
TEARS289
TELEGRAPH289
TELEPHONE290
TEMPER291
TEMPERANCE291
TEMPTATION292
TEN COMMANDMENTS292
THEATER292
THERMOMETER293
THIEVES293
THRIFT293
TIDES294
TIME294
TIPS295
TRADE296
TRADE MARKS296
TRADE UNIONS296
TRAMPS296
TRAVELERS296
TREES296
TROUBLE297
TRUTH297
UMBRELLAS297
UNEXPECTED298
UNITED STATES298
VACATIONS298
VALUE298
VANITY298
VEGETARIANS298
VENTILATION299
VOICE299
VOTING299
WAGES299
WAR300
WEALTH300
WEATHER300
WEDDINGS301
WELSH302
WESTMINSTER ABBEY302
WHISKY302
WIDOWS302
WINDOWS303
WISDOM303
WISHES303
WITNESSES303
WIVES304
WOMAN306
WOMAN SUFFRAGE308
WOMAN’S RIGHTS309
WORK309
WORRY311
YOUTH311
ZONES311
INDEX311
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